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#37945 [ + | - ] -41
<fragterm> i was surprised to find wheelchair toilets myself,
but hey, they have their uses
<Khel> what would be more impressive was if you had sex with a
crippled chick who was in the wheelchair toilet doing her
business
#37936 [ + | - ] 1001
<Taz> my FTO could top your mates prelude man no worries
<iPRoTiuS> lol are u sure? its 210hp man
<Taz> really? a prelude can do that?
<iPRoTiuS> err, yea
<Taz> bullshit wot year is it?
<iPRoTiuS> 88
<Taz> 1988?
<iPRoTiuS> no u retard. 1888. it literally has 210 hourses
pulling it
#37921 [ + | - ] 145
<InvaderZim> embrase man love
<Marticus> i dont love teh cock, sorry, zim
<InvaderZim> no no no
<InvaderZim> man love isn't cock love
<SectorX4> Only someone who loves the cock would know that
#37913 [ + | - ] 82
<syrinx53> oz is a weight and a volume
<Znarl> How can it be both?!?! That's insane.
<syrinx53> even crazier, it's different if you're measuring
the volume of a liquid vs. a solid
#37910 [ + | - ] 420
<Mr_E> A) I gotfor about your B and B) I forgot about your A
<Mr_E> gotfor?!
<Mr_E> GOTFOR?!
<Mr_E> my brain is rebelling against me
#37904 [ + | - ] 6
<sTubby> there would only be 1 downside about being able to
suck yourself off...
<sTubby> your boner would be cancelled out because of the fact
that it's a guys lips on your nuts...and more so that it's
your own lips!
#37875 [ + | - ] 308
<RichiH> i am also pretty sure that the a key on this keybord
needs a slightly stronger push thn ll the other keys
#37862 [ + | - ] 89
<muskasgirl> i used to name my turds when i was younger
#37838 [ + | - ] 59
<WhatIWasGoing2SayHereDoesntFit> (maggots are technically
still meat right?)
#37829 [ + | - ] 363
<Ash> look: I like python pretty well, but the syntax is kind
of annoying.
<AaronSw> this from a lisp programmer?!
<Ash> AaronSw: One type of brace is much simpler than a
bazillion!
<AaronSw> to write perhaps, but not to rfead
<Ash> Lisp's syntax is simple and efficient.
<Ash> With a proper editor, lisp is incredibly easy to read.
<look> OK, let's pretend we got past the syntax argument
<look> It's now 45 minutes in the future
<look> and we've agreed to disagree
<look> Hurray!
<AaronSw> I bet look's time machine is programmed in Python.
<duck />
#37792 [ + | - ] -37
<Skull> WTF? i lost the connection
<Kisa> Arrrg wait.
<Kisa> koj fucked up and ftp server.
<Skull> Eh? Both Koj and the FTP server fucked up? :)
* Kisa smiles
<kisa> *an
#37780 [ + | - ] 158
<femakita> I'm fuckable! I deserve bling!
#37767 [ + | - ] 876
<Bookworm> bash.org I don't think it's abuse, do you?
<IICV> bash.org Why are we prefacing everything with bash.org?
<JeremiahSmith> bash.org Nope.
<AngelHedgie> bash.org No, more like pointing out the flaw in
the script.
<JeremiahSmith> bash.org Because Yin-Tzu's scripts filter out
all lines that contain bash.org.
<Bookworm> bash.org - iicv - Yin-Tzu has a script that
replaces the whole line that has bash.org in it with "I'm a
flaming lamer"
<IICV> bash.org Spiffy.
<JeremiahSmith> bash.org So he doesn't know we're talking
about him.
<AngelHedgie> bash.org So we're trying to drive a point home.
#37757 [ + | - ] 430
<McGod> and the lord said... let there be fries with that...
and they tasted good
#37736 [ + | - ] 134
(Said in #asian)
<toxictele> God, it feels awesome to drive around the drag in
my Supra, flex my huge muscles and wave to other white people.
#37729 [ + | - ] 1046
<@NeoPhoenixTE> I see mispelling and faggotry go hand in hnad
<@NeoPhoenixTE> er
<@NeoPhoenixTE> hand
<@NeoPhoenixTE> HAND
<@NeoPhoenixTE> .. fuck
#37722 [ + | - ] 470
<Tisha> So we were watching a veggie tales movie
<Tisha> and jonah, the asparagus, was talking about this place
he doesn't want to go to
<Tisha> but like the lord needs his message delivered
<Tisha> and he doesnt' want to go there because everyone slaps
one another with fish
<Tisha> and I kept thinking "is that some secret irc
reference?"
#37721 [ + | - ] 349
Topic is 'The Official Anti-AOL Channel - Kill America
Online!!!'
* Set by Digea!Digea@AC886815.ipt.aol.com on Sat Oct 05
12:40:33
#37715 [ + | - ] 422
<zlisto>  dude, I just couldn't make it through that movie
clockstoppers
<uk55> I know, It was pretty bad.
<zlisto>  fuck that, i just couldn't put up with the constant
violations of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd laws of thermodynamics
#37714 [ + | - ] 219
<TwiggYGoD> you have all the movies in .rm format, dont you?
<Hiroechan> rm blows goats
<Hiroechan> you don't want it
<TwiggYGoD> yes i do
<TwiggYGoD> it's the smallest format
<TwiggYGoD> and if i want it different, i'll use a converter
<TwiggYGoD> but i myself, PREFER rm
<Hiroechan> you *PREFER* Rm?
<TwiggYGoD> yes
<TwiggYGoD> best visual quality i've seen yet
<Hiroechan> okay, now this is some funny shit
<TwiggYGoD> i hate avi and asf and mpg
<Hiroechan> do you use a Mac?
#37711 [ + | - ] 660
<me2> How do I queue a clip in server...everytime it says slot
is available someone fills it in
<MrParker> did you use "get" or "queue" ?
<me2> queue, but others seem to beat me to the available slot
<me2> but I want to fill the slot
<me2> Ive been on top of the slot ready to fill it tho
<me2> I want to put it in
<me2> Well...once I get it in its staying there
<MrParker> are we still talking about files ??
#37699 [ + | - ] 300
<Hittman> !op
<Hittman> %op
<Hittman> ^op
<Hittman> wtf
<Hittman> its broken
<Hittman> someone fix it
<Gaz> press alt + f4
*Hittman has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Fragbait> LOL
<Gaz> haha.
#37690 [ + | - ] 415
<lagrange> I had a doctor's appointment today about the way I
keep oversleeping. I overslept and missed it.
#37677 [ + | - ] 8
<@Trouble`> what sport could see six chinamen in a maiden and
a nightwatchman with a duck?
<@Trouble`> Hint: _ _ _ _ _ _ _
<cheeks`> japscat
#37673 [ + | - ] 352
<Relioc> hmm wheres russia now
<@maximus`> still next to china
#37667 [ + | - ] 435
<timmo> url age of consent chart
<sx> age of consent chart: http://www.ageofconsent.com/
ageofconsent.htm
<timmo> check the chart.
<Valgar_> Screw the chart! It is all about discretion!
<NeonAFK> heh
<NeonAFK> its "undefined" in equador
<Guilty> /away Equador
#37654 [ + | - ] 228
<LoKuanYu> I should drived around town with my notebook. I
want to map out the "free" wireless spots.
<LoKuanYu> ^_^
<emc2serv> heh, theres an idea.
<loser\Away> war driving
<LoKuanYu> You never know when the government might be chasing
after you and you need a quick access to the internet
<loser\Away> to tells us about it?
<emc2serv> lol
<LoKuanYu> lol
#37650 [ + | - ] 671
<CaptainCanada231> I mean, it's not like she'll be the senior
pron queen for nothing.
<CaptainCanada231> *prom
#37649 [ + | - ] 266
Xith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered
UPC747|Rob: yeah
BouncyFish: It's called the internet.
#37648 [ + | - ] 422
Tre Moi: OMFG I JUST POURED ICEWATER DOWN MY PANTIES
WaCKo3629: ......
WaCKo3629: I don't see how you could accidentally do that.
WaCKo3629: Or not realize what would happen.
#37645 [ + | - ] 320
<drdink> drwiii: pipe it, assmonkey.
<drwiii> |
#37637 [ + | - ] 334
<ColeW> heh, i just had to tackle my brother
<ColeW> he tried to look at my internet history =(
<obithrawn> How old is he?
<ColeW> ummm....13..14...
<ColeW> one of those
<obithrawn> Oh, good move then.
<ColeW> i was like, why is he racing towards the
computer....OH SHIT!
<Yawgatog> I think it's time you and he had a chat about the
Bird Maidens and the Killer Bees
<ColeW> no one will ever know about my hairy underaged russian
transexual fetish
<ColeW> ...
<ColeW> did i just say that out loud?
<CrazyLich> no you typed it
<ColeW> oh...phew
* CrazyLich copy + pastes quote.
#37634 [ + | - ] 145
<@anorexicpoodle> so the cable modem is plugged directly into
your comp
<KooGooShii> lemme check
<KooGooShii> yup
<KooGooShii> i just unhooked it and checked
<FinalLancer> /notice me if you get it up, imma gonna be doing
stuffs
<KooGooShii> yet im still on the internet
<KooGooShii> isnt that weird
<@anorexicpoodle> uhh
<@anorexicpoodle> what port did you unhook
<KooGooShii> lets see how long i can go without my modem
plugged in before i get disconnected!
KooGooShii «~aliasmpu@24.114.112.97» has Quit iRC (Read error:
Connection reset by peer)
#37622 [ + | - ] 343
<Emerald> <green>Is IRC html?</green>
#37619 [ + | - ] 619
<DB> So, anyone have a secret to immortality they would like
to share with me?
<Nidoking> Don't die.
#37614 [ + | - ] 160
<jen14> *sigh* for my first real question of the night -
anyone here run linux on a tablet?
* OldMonk ran it on a viagra once... wasn't so good, couldn't
kill any processes at all.
#37594 [ + | - ] 1006
* beer-chan back 20:28:35 EST (shower) gone: 1709wks 2days
23hrs 42mins 18secs
<beer-chan> YES
<beer-chan> best shower ever
#37584 [ + | - ] 840
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
#37583 [ + | - ] 361
<Basketcase> Spliffy I got a kitty today!
<Basketcase> Paris gave him to me!
<Basketcase> he's the cutest little thing
* Basketcase sighs
<Basketcase> I love that man
<Spliff> lol
<Spliff> pussy for some pussy
<Spliff> cute
<Basketcase> Shut up
#37578 [ + | - ] 526
<rapty> I'm doing homowork. :(
<rapty> Err. homework.
<BLiZZ> ROFL.
<rapty> It was a typo. Seriously.
#37577 [ + | - ] 320
<LucyAway> Pina coladas are girl drinks too
<LucyAway> They are just so fruity and cold
<Nailbunny> like queer eskimos
#37572 [ + | - ] 204
<Infomastr> i have the recrod for being the only person to
make an ISO of ms calculator
#37558 [ + | - ] 269
<HandiKap23> Man, I am completely in love with this girl and I
don't even know her name.
<uk55> hmmm, is it Sarah ?
<HandiKap23> I told you I dunno her name
<uk55> what about Tanya?
<HandiKap23> shut up man, I really need your serious advice on
this one.
<uk55> is it Lisa, or Betty,  what about Nora, Catherine is
possible, hey maybe its Barbara, yeah Barbara, definitely
Barbara- I think it is Barbara
<HandiKap23> you are an asshole
*** Quits: HandiKap23
#37553 [ + | - ] 337
<Sorted^> half-life?
<Sorted^> is that like simcity?
<Halo--> I think so, but you shoot people.
#37543 [ + | - ] 149
* DerianX sets mode: +m
<DerianX> Try to talk.
* DerianX sets mode: +v GWA
<DerianX> Now try.
<GWA> try what?
<DerianX> ...
<Gaz> It's mainly used for big channels tho
<DerianX> To talk.
<GWA> my mic is not setup lol
<DerianX> ...
<Gaz> rofl
#37540 [ + | - ] 221
<Rossell> saw this boy I knew today
<Rossell> and I had a startling realisation he was actually a
she!
<Rossell> so for 2 years I was believeing that this girl was a
boy.
<Rossell> so that answers my query about her putting perfume
on
#37534 [ + | - ] 443
<FlyNavy> I'm on irc, discussing why I can't get laid
<FlyNavy> and I realize
<gee> muahahaha.
<FlyNavy> I can't get laid cause I'm on irc all the fucking
time
#37532 [ + | - ] 703
<Sauron> nazis steal everything from other cultures
<Sauron> swastica = stolen, salute = stolen, skinhead name =
stolen
<Sauron> nazi banners = stolen
<Sauron> nazi eagle = stolen
<r3q> world domination = priceless
<Sauron> lol
#37531 [ + | - ] 368
<calif> dude i definatly spend too much time on irc, lol
<Marl3y> yeah, at around 10 last night I went downstairs to
get something to eat, and my mom was in the kitchen and goes
... "whoa, you still live here?"
#37526 [ + | - ] 9
(Nitelen) my ejaculation has a high alcohol content
(Nitelen) that explains why i'm always drinking it