<fragterm> i was surprised to find wheelchair toilets myself, but hey, they have their uses <Khel> what would be more impressive was if you had sex with a crippled chick who was in the wheelchair toilet doing her business
<Taz> my FTO could top your mates prelude man no worries <iPRoTiuS> lol are u sure? its 210hp man <Taz> really? a prelude can do that? <iPRoTiuS> err, yea <Taz> bullshit wot year is it? <iPRoTiuS> 88 <Taz> 1988? <iPRoTiuS> no u retard. 1888. it literally has 210 hourses pulling it
<InvaderZim> embrase man love <Marticus> i dont love teh cock, sorry, zim <InvaderZim> no no no <InvaderZim> man love isn't cock love <SectorX4> Only someone who loves the cock would know that
<syrinx53> oz is a weight and a volume <Znarl> How can it be both?!?! That's insane. <syrinx53> even crazier, it's different if you're measuring the volume of a liquid vs. a solid
<Mr_E> A) I gotfor about your B and B) I forgot about your A <Mr_E> gotfor?! <Mr_E> GOTFOR?! <Mr_E> my brain is rebelling against me
<sTubby> there would only be 1 downside about being able to suck yourself off... <sTubby> your boner would be cancelled out because of the fact that it's a guys lips on your nuts...and more so that it's your own lips!
<RichiH> i am also pretty sure that the a key on this keybord needs a slightly stronger push thn ll the other keys
<Ash> look: I like python pretty well, but the syntax is kind of annoying. <AaronSw> this from a lisp programmer?! <Ash> AaronSw: One type of brace is much simpler than a bazillion! <AaronSw> to write perhaps, but not to rfead <Ash> Lisp's syntax is simple and efficient. <Ash> With a proper editor, lisp is incredibly easy to read. <look> OK, let's pretend we got past the syntax argument <look> It's now 45 minutes in the future <look> and we've agreed to disagree <look> Hurray! <AaronSw> I bet look's time machine is programmed in Python. <duck />
<Skull> WTF? i lost the connection <Kisa> Arrrg wait. <Kisa> koj fucked up and ftp server. <Skull> Eh? Both Koj and the FTP server fucked up? :) * Kisa smiles <kisa> *an
<Bookworm> bash.org I don't think it's abuse, do you? <IICV> bash.org Why are we prefacing everything with bash.org? <JeremiahSmith> bash.org Nope. <AngelHedgie> bash.org No, more like pointing out the flaw in the script. <JeremiahSmith> bash.org Because Yin-Tzu's scripts filter out all lines that contain bash.org. <Bookworm> bash.org - iicv - Yin-Tzu has a script that replaces the whole line that has bash.org in it with "I'm a flaming lamer" <IICV> bash.org Spiffy. <JeremiahSmith> bash.org So he doesn't know we're talking about him. <AngelHedgie> bash.org So we're trying to drive a point home.
<McGod> and the lord said... let there be fries with that... and they tasted good
(Said in #asian) <toxictele> God, it feels awesome to drive around the drag in my Supra, flex my huge muscles and wave to other white people.
<@NeoPhoenixTE> I see mispelling and faggotry go hand in hnad <@NeoPhoenixTE> er <@NeoPhoenixTE> hand <@NeoPhoenixTE> HAND <@NeoPhoenixTE> .. fuck
<Tisha> So we were watching a veggie tales movie <Tisha> and jonah, the asparagus, was talking about this place he doesn't want to go to <Tisha> but like the lord needs his message delivered <Tisha> and he doesnt' want to go there because everyone slaps one another with fish <Tisha> and I kept thinking "is that some secret irc reference?"
Topic is 'The Official Anti-AOL Channel - Kill America Online!!!' * Set by Digea!Digea@AC886815.ipt.aol.com on Sat Oct 05 12:40:33
<zlisto> dude, I just couldn't make it through that movie clockstoppers <uk55> I know, It was pretty bad. <zlisto> fuck that, i just couldn't put up with the constant violations of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd laws of thermodynamics
<TwiggYGoD> you have all the movies in .rm format, dont you? <Hiroechan> rm blows goats <Hiroechan> you don't want it <TwiggYGoD> yes i do <TwiggYGoD> it's the smallest format <TwiggYGoD> and if i want it different, i'll use a converter <TwiggYGoD> but i myself, PREFER rm <Hiroechan> you *PREFER* Rm? <TwiggYGoD> yes <TwiggYGoD> best visual quality i've seen yet <Hiroechan> okay, now this is some funny shit <TwiggYGoD> i hate avi and asf and mpg <Hiroechan> do you use a Mac?
<me2> How do I queue a clip in server...everytime it says slot is available someone fills it in <MrParker> did you use "get" or "queue" ? <me2> queue, but others seem to beat me to the available slot <me2> but I want to fill the slot <me2> Ive been on top of the slot ready to fill it tho <me2> I want to put it in <me2> Well...once I get it in its staying there <MrParker> are we still talking about files ??
<Hittman> !op <Hittman> %op <Hittman> ^op <Hittman> wtf <Hittman> its broken <Hittman> someone fix it <Gaz> press alt + f4 *Hittman has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Fragbait> LOL <Gaz> haha.
<lagrange> I had a doctor's appointment today about the way I keep oversleeping. I overslept and missed it.
<@Trouble`> what sport could see six chinamen in a maiden and a nightwatchman with a duck? <@Trouble`> Hint: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ <cheeks`> japscat
<timmo> url age of consent chart <sx> age of consent chart: http://www.ageofconsent.com/ ageofconsent.htm <timmo> check the chart. <Valgar_> Screw the chart! It is all about discretion! <NeonAFK> heh <NeonAFK> its "undefined" in equador <Guilty> /away Equador
<LoKuanYu> I should drived around town with my notebook. I want to map out the "free" wireless spots. <LoKuanYu> ^_^ <emc2serv> heh, theres an idea. <loser\Away> war driving <LoKuanYu> You never know when the government might be chasing after you and you need a quick access to the internet <loser\Away> to tells us about it? <emc2serv> lol <LoKuanYu> lol
<CaptainCanada231> I mean, it's not like she'll be the senior pron queen for nothing. <CaptainCanada231> *prom
Xith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered UPC747|Rob: yeah BouncyFish: It's called the internet.
Tre Moi: OMFG I JUST POURED ICEWATER DOWN MY PANTIES WaCKo3629: ...... WaCKo3629: I don't see how you could accidentally do that. WaCKo3629: Or not realize what would happen.
<ColeW> heh, i just had to tackle my brother <ColeW> he tried to look at my internet history =( <obithrawn> How old is he? <ColeW> ummm....13..14... <ColeW> one of those <obithrawn> Oh, good move then. <ColeW> i was like, why is he racing towards the computer....OH SHIT! <Yawgatog> I think it's time you and he had a chat about the Bird Maidens and the Killer Bees <ColeW> no one will ever know about my hairy underaged russian transexual fetish <ColeW> ... <ColeW> did i just say that out loud? <CrazyLich> no you typed it <ColeW> oh...phew * CrazyLich copy + pastes quote.
<@anorexicpoodle> so the cable modem is plugged directly into your comp <KooGooShii> lemme check <KooGooShii> yup <KooGooShii> i just unhooked it and checked <FinalLancer> /notice me if you get it up, imma gonna be doing stuffs <KooGooShii> yet im still on the internet <KooGooShii> isnt that weird <@anorexicpoodle> uhh <@anorexicpoodle> what port did you unhook <KooGooShii> lets see how long i can go without my modem plugged in before i get disconnected! KooGooShii «~aliasmpu@24.114.112.97» has Quit iRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<DB> So, anyone have a secret to immortality they would like to share with me? <Nidoking> Don't die.
<jen14> *sigh* for my first real question of the night - anyone here run linux on a tablet? * OldMonk ran it on a viagra once... wasn't so good, couldn't kill any processes at all.
* beer-chan back 20:28:35 EST (shower) gone: 1709wks 2days 23hrs 42mins 18secs <beer-chan> YES <beer-chan> best shower ever
<Basketcase> Spliffy I got a kitty today! <Basketcase> Paris gave him to me! <Basketcase> he's the cutest little thing * Basketcase sighs <Basketcase> I love that man <Spliff> lol <Spliff> pussy for some pussy <Spliff> cute <Basketcase> Shut up
<rapty> I'm doing homowork. :( <rapty> Err. homework. <BLiZZ> ROFL. <rapty> It was a typo. Seriously.
<LucyAway> Pina coladas are girl drinks too <LucyAway> They are just so fruity and cold <Nailbunny> like queer eskimos
<Infomastr> i have the recrod for being the only person to make an ISO of ms calculator
<HandiKap23> Man, I am completely in love with this girl and I don't even know her name. <uk55> hmmm, is it Sarah ? <HandiKap23> I told you I dunno her name <uk55> what about Tanya? <HandiKap23> shut up man, I really need your serious advice on this one. <uk55> is it Lisa, or Betty, what about Nora, Catherine is possible, hey maybe its Barbara, yeah Barbara, definitely Barbara- I think it is Barbara <HandiKap23> you are an asshole *** Quits: HandiKap23
<Sorted^> half-life? <Sorted^> is that like simcity? <Halo--> I think so, but you shoot people.
* DerianX sets mode: +m <DerianX> Try to talk. * DerianX sets mode: +v GWA <DerianX> Now try. <GWA> try what? <DerianX> ... <Gaz> It's mainly used for big channels tho <DerianX> To talk. <GWA> my mic is not setup lol <DerianX> ... <Gaz> rofl
<Rossell> saw this boy I knew today <Rossell> and I had a startling realisation he was actually a she! <Rossell> so for 2 years I was believeing that this girl was a boy. <Rossell> so that answers my query about her putting perfume on
<FlyNavy> I'm on irc, discussing why I can't get laid <FlyNavy> and I realize <gee> muahahaha. <FlyNavy> I can't get laid cause I'm on irc all the fucking time
<Sauron> nazis steal everything from other cultures <Sauron> swastica = stolen, salute = stolen, skinhead name = stolen <Sauron> nazi banners = stolen <Sauron> nazi eagle = stolen <r3q> world domination = priceless <Sauron> lol
<calif> dude i definatly spend too much time on irc, lol <Marl3y> yeah, at around 10 last night I went downstairs to get something to eat, and my mom was in the kitchen and goes ... "whoa, you still live here?"
(Nitelen) my ejaculation has a high alcohol content (Nitelen) that explains why i'm always drinking it