<Daedalus> i think i am sexy <Daedalus> in a gay way <riz> *crickets* <Phusion> wow.
<trunck> how long doesschool have a vacation? <Nec> till monday, i think <<Nec> next week, that is. <trunck> whoa <trunck> really long <trunck> fucking school kids <Nec> is illegal.
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> have... to... get... out of... chair
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> argh
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i have to go to the toilet but i've to go all
the way down then
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> downstairs
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i'm at the attick
* YoungBlood throws a pie down the stairs
* {GkC}-LiQ[na] runs after it
<Azzid> owned!! :D
<MiLordDemise> My foot is touching the cord for my keyboard <MiLordDemise> and each time I press a button I can feel the electrical pulse go through the wires <IntoMyShadows> Now that's something. <MiLordDemise> Aye... <MiLordDemise> I wish I could type a bit faster <MiLordDemise> it makes my foot feel good and strange at the same time <IntoMyShadows> Just hit random keys <MiLordDemise> it's like a cord-thin massage <MiLordDemise> wow <MiLordDemise> I think I need some alone time with my keyboard now <MiLordDemise> hehe <IntoMyShadows> Maybe you should move the cord to another part of you <MiLordDemise> I just might <IntoMyShadows> you sick bastard. <IntoMyShadows> I probably would, too <MiLordDemise> You suggested it <MiLordDemise> so that makes us both sick bastards <MiLordDemise> go us!
<Powie> When sucking my dad I know which women in the family are pregnant, and which are in their period
<SteveTheNormalGuy> link plzzzzzzzzz <SteveTheNormalGuy> wait, another z should do it <MegamanX2K> x <MegamanX2K> err <MegamanX2K> damnit * MegamanX2K cannot spell "z"
<mordac> Beige: I bought a WATCH from some guy in Battery Park! <mordac> I totally haggled. <mordac> I told him I only had $10 for it, and he was like OKAY :( except I only had twenty dollar bills. <mordac> He even gave me the change.
«TiGryphon» ...but there's nothing quite as priceless as the look on a teenage cashier's face as she rings up wine, cheese, bread, and chats aimiably with you, and then rings up a cucumber, and a box of condoms and gets suddenly quiet...
<Supe> <Beelzebub> www.xxxxxxxxx.com/gulfgirls2004 SeX SeX SeX !! <Supe> beelze are you trying to harbour viruses? <Beelzebub> nothing wrong with viruses <Beelzebub> they are part of the natural selection process on the internet
<tech-mage> could someone possibly help me. i am studying linux but dont have a *nix box. can someone make me a root shell account that i can practice with?
<VanWilder> god i used this massage oil on this chick last night and now my room wreaks of it <nivenh> were you massaging "her" penis?
<KodiaK> fuck the oil companies <KodiaK> 73.9 cents for gas <KodiaK> why dont they just add a retractable dildo to each gas pump <KodiaK> so while you fill your tank up, it can fuck you in the ass while you do it
<Deviant> Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
*** CloneMar has joined #nevernomore <Mark> AHAHAHAHEHAH! <CloneMar> I have beat the system! <Mark> Cloned myself when the rules says no ;P <CloneMar> your dead sexy Mark *** Mark has quit IRC (G-Lined) *** CloneMar has quit IRC (G-Lined) <DaBeast> Ah, the system works!
<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out <DeathStar> fuck wrong channel <DeathStar> ignore that please <Draebor> haha
<@Gibbon> My cat had a better dinner than I did tonight. It has "sliced duck with olives" ... I had a couple of bits of toast <@Gibbon> there's something fundamentally wrong with that
<dbanks> does anyone know what DS would mean if someone said "you are DS" <@kellogs> <dbanks>: you are a dumb shit <dbanks> fuck you, i come in here asking for someeno to hepl me and you abuse me fuckin cunt *** Parts: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92) <petey> lol dumbass *** Joins: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92) <dbanks> oh shit i just got what you meant sorry *** kellogs sets mode: +b *!*@138.21.122.92 *** dbanks was kicked by kellogs (banned: whoever said that about you was right)
<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :) <%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of money on
<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's "Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it's "Kicked by console"
<CptPlanet> man. i just called my finger a faggot for having a splinter in it. <CptPlanet> i need to get some friends, stat.
<me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went back to playing his game
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Anubus <@Anubus> ° I got the Powwa stick! ° <+DaS> how'd you know I called it that? <+DaS> and what are you doing holding it?
(%nickster) my moms gonna be a helper at a school (%nickster) for mentally handicapped people (@starbucks_mafia) thats great (@starbucks_mafia) you'll get to see her more often now
<Soultechh> i say potato, you say potato <Soultechh> doesn't really work on irc does it? :
<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
(saboteur) whoa cool (saboteur) disco lights in bitchx (saboteur) /disco úúú signoff/#computers.. blade2k (Exit: Disconnecting)
<pimpybra> Did you just get off on that? <Valgar_> On Tuna? <Valgar_> I like it, but not that much
<IICV> This is freaky. <IICV> My dog is sitting there, winking at me. <JeremiahSmith> He wants you. <IICV> He wants my grapes. <JeremiahSmith> Is that what you call them?
<Blazen> racism is not tolerated on this network. you have been warned. further actions will include kill/gline. <gigfood> who is that <gigfood> everybody says that word <gigfood> fuck you nigger <Zt|ReEn^Ni> hes an ircop <gigfood> shit he is? <Blazen> is that a challenge? <gigfood> listen here mr tuff irc cop <gigfood> fuck you nigger *** gigfood has quit IRC (G-lined (Multiple harassment/racism issues))
<Cody> Sign #2 for me to worry about filling out my selective Service Agreement: The City that they mailed from is called "Palpatine" <Cody> General> If only you knew the power! <Cody> Me> I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU! <Huntress> LOL <Cody> General> So be it.... traitor... *Zaps Cody with Tazer*
<MikeG520> Hey how do I ban an ip from my computer <MikeG520> actually, a whole subnet <MikeG520> er isp
<A-KO> heh <A-KO> so <A-KO> what's the latest on Iraq? heh <@crw> eh, apparently it's still there. <@crw> we're working to rectify the problem :P <A-KO> lol
*** markus has been kicked off channel #rmipeople by DJTodd (DIE.) *** markus (~wh00p@132-31-254-64.cognicase.net) has joined channel #rmipeople <DJTodd> What would I do without /kick? <markus> have your lunch money taken via DCC?
<Soberguy> redhat 8 can't decide if a rpm is installed or not <toxictv> Redhat is like anal sex - good every now and then, but if you rely on it too heavily, it starts to bleed out the ass.
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<Lordy> why dont u got broadband nigga <h2o> ? <h2o> my connection? <Lordy> no your hair style
<Sean> haha you don't like the finns <Skywalker> i have the finns <ed|work> in a small box? <Skywalker> hate*
<@SD_Liddo-chan> the liddo knew a friend who broke his arm while we were playing chess <@SD_Liddo-chan> -_-
* Wiggle sighs * boardwild wiggles <Wiggle> :( <boardwild> crybaby <Wiggle> thanks <boardwild> u gonna cry all day, crybaby? <boardwild> U LITTLE CRYBABY! * Parts: Wiggle (blankey@adsl-???-???.wanadoo.be)
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<Ginga> ne1 know if there is a way to remotley switch on a ps2 minus having a large stick <Mad_Matte> geting kids...