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#38833 [ + | - ] 213
<Siidu> What's with the best taste thingie on these cans of
pepsi? Has anyone done this? And waited for the date?
<Siidu> This one says... March 10th of 2003
<Elexion> .....
<Elexion> I think that's when it expires, Pete. That's why no
one waits that long.
<Siidu> Eh..
<Siidu> Okay.
<Siidu> lol.
#38831 [ + | - ] 157
<Tarl> Never try and whack off to TV commercials btw.
<Tarl> Because eventually, the old republican woman will come
on to bitch about demoncrats while you're doing it.
<Tarl> And you'll just explode, in a bad way.
#38825 [ + | - ] 285
<revc> asphinctersayswhat?
<Daedalus> what?
<revc> heehee
<Daedalus> ?
<revc> asphinctersayswhat?
<Daedalus> what the hell are you saying
<Daedalus> whats an asphincter
#38819 [ + | - ] 239
<KeeperX> "Your profession puts you in a position to be
interested in both technology and biosecurity issues so we ve
arranged with COMDEX to offer you a free All-Access Pass when
you register by midnight, EST, Friday, October 11. "
<KeeperX> wtf
<KeeperX> i write about video games
<KeeperX> how does that make me interested in biosecurity
issues?
<Legacy> You've played RE right?
#38815 [ + | - ] 441
<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet!
<ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one
<ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online'
#38796 [ + | - ] 579
<sparcv9> i'm such a dick
<sparcv9> someone came into my office to ask me if i had a
sheet of paper, so he could make a temporary CD sleeve
<sparcv9> so i did an:
<sparcv9> echo " " | lpr
<sparcv9> and said "sure, go pick it up off the printer"
#38787 [ + | - ] 211
<+Ava|anch3> i was just banned from a hacker channel
<+Ava|anch3> i told him in german that i am his god
<+Ava|anch3> and he understood it
<+Ava|anch3> then i told him i loved him
<+Ava|anch3> and he loves me
[+cerb] hehehe
<+Ava|anch3> now hes packeting me :/
#38772 [ + | - ] 253
<RichiH> yay
<RichiH> my glasses have arrived
<RichiH> this will give me at least 13 geek points
#38759 [ + | - ] 507
<Match> eyeglass repair kits are so retarded
<H4Z3> how so?
<Match> if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously
they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make
them so fucking small and hard to find?
<H4Z3> umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver
<Match> thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be
small, but why cant they make them more visible. like
packaging them in bright red
<Match> or putting one of those things on them that when you
clap it beeps
<H4Z3> cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine
someone walking around their house, squinting and claping
repeatedly.
<H4Z3> 'what the hell are you doing?'  'Oh, I just need to fix
my glasses.'
#38758 [ + | - ] 1052
*** Joins: homoman (----------)
<eMans> homoman!
<limpBiz> homoman!!
<hexogan> homoman!
<osiris> homomannn!
<tuckawar> homoman!!
*** Quits: homoman (-------------) (jesus u guys are weird)
#38755 [ + | - ] 173
Ibor132: what network u on?
engel of nien: my asshole
Ibor132: efnet then?
#38753 [ + | - ] 300
<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool
living right near your mates 24/7
<Cav> i boarded for year 12
<Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse
<Cav> err
<Cav> i better change that reply :)
#38740 [ + | - ] 628
<Daffman> just hold ctrl b4 you start copying and it will take
the color codes too
<dannthr> wheres the b4 button
<Daffman> [dannthr] right next to the any key
#38732 [ + | - ] 217
*** God was kicked by BlackYoshi (AHAHAHAHA!!!!)
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o BlackYoshi
<BlackYoshi> I guess that's what I get for kicking god. =(
#38725 [ + | - ] 307
<CLIP3r> PLease can anybody help me how can I unpack this?
mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz
<stuu> CLIP3r: tar only works on versions of mysql earlier
than 2.01.15 i think theres another command though, i'm not
sure
<Apollo-> stuu: So, tar doesn't work on any tar files that
have mysql in the filename?
<stuu> Apollo-: as long as the version number isn't higher
than what i speacified it should be fine
<Apollo-> stuu: I see
<Apollo-> stuu: DO you have clue why tar wouldn't untar a file
called mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz? what if I just
named the file this and it was really something else?
<stuu> Apollo-: it examines the binary information stored in
the files boot sector
<Apollo-> stuu: the tar file has a boot sector?
<Apollo-> stuu: So, I can boot to it?
<stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, well no tar uses it to boot
<Apollo-> stuu: Wow...you're full of knowledge, I had not clue
tar had to go through a boot process to be able to work
<stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, thats just the start
#38722 [ + | - ] 780
*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit:
typos sick)
*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) has joined #
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<Alluro95-School> I mean
*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit:
typos suck)
#38719 [ + | - ] 273
*** ProgrammerX (Elimist@AC8E2C7E.ipt.aol.com) has joined #
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<ProgrammerX> Hey, anyone in here want to cyber with a male?
<TriforceOfMusic> ?
<TriforceOfMusic> what do you mean?
<ProgrammerX> Cyber.
<TriforceOfMusic> ...?
<ProgrammerX> You know....cyber sex? sex over the internet?
<Shosuro-chan> jesus fucking christ, who advertized this place
to an AOL chatroom
#38717 [ + | - ] 347
<Foxworth> well, I just saw an ad for a birth control patch
<TRC> yeah
<TRC> they have had it for a while
<Stom> does it go over the vagina?
#38716 [ + | - ] 196
<Loopster> im acculy very smart
#38705 [ + | - ] 448
<Jade> they should make a chinese scrabble
<Jade> you have 40000 tokens and they all spell words
#38703 [ + | - ] 302
*** MC-Magical_Tetris_Challenge is now known as MC-MarioGolf
<Magisa> do you like
<Magisa> run all the way over to the computer to change your
away nick every time you put a new cart in your n64
#38699 [ + | - ] 883
<Jikg> Might anyone have a CD burner that could answer a few
quick questions?
<SinclairC> my CD burner doesn't talk to strangers
<SinclairC> >:(
#38697 [ + | - ] 268
<GenLeo> I had sex in 5th grade, 6th grade, 8th grade, and
sophomore year
<GenLeo> er, sex ed even
#38687 [ + | - ] 354
<Creedy> fucking jesus
<Creedy> i have to kill that bitch
<logicalentity> jesus?
<logicalentity> the romans beat ya
#38667 [ + | - ] 168
<Xerox> Apparently NOBODY wants to be a librarian in Compton.
<ToastyGhost> Because it's a do-nothing job
<ToastyGhost> "6:00 - showed up, unlocked. 9:45 - dodged
gunfire. 14:06 - the police called, asking for a witness.
20:00 - close"
#38659 [ + | - ] 2128
<wangsta`> damnit
<wangsta`> how the fuck do i turn that off
<wangsta`> everytime someone pastes a link it pops up
<@Ele|HW> oh?
<@Ele|HW> http://www.goatse.cx
<wangsta`> I FUCKING HATE YOU
#38646 [ + | - ] 692
<@Adam>Wow, this apple sure does look good...
<@Eve>No Adam!
* @Adam eats the apple.
*** @God sets mode: -oo Adam Eve
<@God> THOU HATH SINNED!
#38645 [ + | - ] 217
<KamiNoBaka> like a version, wooo, ctcp'd for the very first
time
#38640 [ + | - ] 1062
<Myren> someone ping flood this bastard please: 127.0.0.1
<darthv> ok
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#38638 [ + | - ] 128
*** Joins: Mikey (~Mikey@microsoft.com)
<Mikey> Whoops, gotta go to a meeting, sorry guys
*** Quits: Mikey
<Fayn> Poor guy...
#38636 [ + | - ] 157
<Threeboy> neeks. i hate it when i type "~" by accident.
<Threeboy> it makes me question my sexuality.
#38618 [ + | - ] 293
Quit: FliPmodE`!r43w_8@AC9934E0.ipt.aol.com  Kill by OperServ
(You are banned from this network: Harassing opers on this
network is not allowed. If you feel this akill is in error, GO
FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE BITCH (ID: =ZYJgAzlVFwPzgQ<))
#38617 [ + | - ] 536
<Rav3n> if eminem had a 15 year old sister, she would look like this http://
www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=
4263~4AAABAAAACQvSEQB3m0gg5W641xHxiPqX7DnL4o6NOPKV6XsTAf7Hmxg$$~4AAACAAAAEVyAFyBKsl7uXPmYHd1ECNoIXtgGXx*RzqyY$

<kluster> that's the weirdest ascii art i saw in ages
<kluster> oh, it is a link. nm
#38614 [ + | - ] 96
<FLB> v700s?
<Syfoon> Sony headphones
<FLB> Ahh
<FLB> What is so custom about them?
<Syfoon> £100 :)
<Syfoon> well
<Syfoon> they should be silver....
<Syfoon> but picotto has his custom coloured by sony
<Syfoon> to be green and yellow
<FLB> Ahh.
<FLB> So they are better, like a ricer, right?
<FLB> Green and yellow makes them pound harder?
#38597 [ + | - ] 794
<JtotheD> do you even know what mecca is
<Loopy1> yea
<Loopy1> a robot that people fight in
#38580 [ + | - ] 26
<Opie> tell her to sing on aol
<Puck> To sing on AOL?
<Opie> that is all she has
<Puck> I didn't know you could sing on AOL
<Urban> Keyword: Karaoke
#38579 [ + | - ] 2147
<TheThree> your special?
<Mj> you're
<TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks
<Mj> grammar
<TheThree> as dose my spelling
<Mj> does
<TheThree> i give up
<Mj> I
#38573 [ + | - ] 281
<Marcus> Heaven has no videogames. I saw for myself. It's just
a bunch of old guys in tunics, laughing cause nobody has been
admitted for the last three centuries.
#38569 [ + | - ] 8
<robbie-a> for shure
<orion> sure*
<orion> ;[
<robbie-a> really?
<robbie-a> sure?
<robbie-a> fuck thats whack
#38565 [ + | - ] 121
<KrayZie> you know what pisses me off
<KrayZie> all those damn contests that offer as their grand
prizes and all expenses paid vacation to hawaii.
<KrayZie> funny part is, contests in hawaii offer that as
their prizes as well
#38556 [ + | - ] 433
<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill
<DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to
put one in the head
<jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck
<Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though
<jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health
#38552 [ + | - ] 231
<[TX]-KnacK> I removed irc from the office and saw a 300%
increase in productivity
#38543 [ + | - ] 167
* Protozoa has quit IRC (Killed (Ukyo (<No reason given>)))
<Ukyo> gah
<Ukyo> damn misclicks
#38539 [ + | - ] 375
<+JerryGodd> last time i lost internet i made a kid
#38529 [ + | - ] 262
<Razzar> Gamer dead after 86 hours of straight gaming
<Razzar> lol
<Smax> darwin awards candidate
<Razzar>  Hope he got some good frags
#38525 [ + | - ] 114
<willyy> licq:  [ERR] Unable to load plugin (qt-gui): /usr/
local/lib/licq/licq_qt-gui.so: cannot open shared object file:
No such file or directory.
<willyy> which is the problem ?
<Lion-O> willyy: you're missing a file.
<willyy> which ?
<loply> willyy: Isnt that a tad obvious? ;)
#38516 [ + | - ] 165
<strego> sweet the hot girl just came to visit
<strego> and I was all like "hey, baby! I've got Pez" and she
was all like "Aw Yeah"
<kingBooze> so did you guys do it?
<strego> well she "ate my Pez", if you know what I mean
#38511 [ + | - ] -13
<deathr0w-> i fuck decent looking women
<SForce> i fuck hotties
<SForce> thats the difference between us
<SForce> there's no hotties in thailand
<SForce> i've seen the pictures of those cyclops looking lazy
eyes bitches you bring home
<deathr0w-> yeah there is
<SForce> not in your house
<SForce> and you know what we call the few you have there?
<SForce> Americans
#38506 [ + | - ] 49
<Damanique> The only thing to ph34r is peer itself!
#38503 [ + | - ] 546
<27946889> hola.
<Losifer> Do I know you?
<27946889> No, I found you on random chat.
<27946889> What, just because you don't know someone you won't
talk to them?
<Losifer> Pretty much.  This is my work account.  I conduct
business through this account.  I don't have time to chat.
<27946889> Sorry.
<27946889> i think you're very rude
<Losifer> That's interesting.  I find it more rude to continue
to send unsolicited messages to a stranger once you've been
told that the stranger in question isn't interested in talking
to you.
<27946889> why are you in such a bad mood, you are so young,
sorry that i thought it would be nice to talk to you because i
saw your info and i found you interesting,,,
<Losifer> I'm in a bad mood because I'm working and you keep
interrupting me.  Please go away.
<27946889> so where do you work?
<27946889> let me ask you something, how come it says satan
ate your ears in your info?