<fRaz0r> there was a guy who ran into a bank with a gun and shouted freeze mother stickers this is a fuckup <JennyRae> did he get any money? <fRaz0r> all the people in the bank just laughed and he ran off embarrased lol <JennyRae> darn... he didnt get any money.....
<^Jenn^> hard to find good landlords that work with you <Glyolis> Your landlord works for McDonalds?
<Celestar> I'm just disassembling the notebook, the battery contacts are dirty and need cleaning. <Celestar> I think I overdid this disassembling. *holds LCD panel in hand*
<Pigs> so our network guy is a cock smoker <Joes_meat> I so wanna be one of those.
<JiggyNiggy> soul u ever been caught wanking behind the shed? <Soulfly-> no <JiggyNiggy> Good Spot isnt it :D
Nuclear Veasel: That's on the same island as Pearl Harbor, right? LiveThLfe: yes, it's all on Kaui (I think that's how you spell it) LiveThLfe: No wait... LiveThLfe: Oahu Nuclear Veasel: That's one hell of a different spelling...
<pix[word]> anyone know how to search for 'c++' on google? + is an operator, and doesn't search for that <cam[home]> search for "c++" <pix[word]> i did <pix[word]> does a search for "c " <cam[home]> not when I did it <cam[home]> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe= UTF-8&q=%22c%2B%2B%22 <pix[word]> damn <pix[word]> i did 'c++' <pix[word]> not "c++" <pix[word]> yarrr <cam[home]> I'm e-mailing your boss telling him you can't even use a search engine, so he needs to hire me
«Wizardx8»: Damn those transparent eyelids... «Cav»: i should mod my eyes «Cav»: and put a one way valve on my arse «Wizardx8»: Cav, your arse is 2 way at the moment? Confirms it really :P «Cav»: god damnit :)
<SiFL> wow i was just looking at something and thought to myself, this is kool, i better get a screenshot, then i realized i was just looking at it.... it wasnt on my comp
<BigSkippy> everybody forgets to turn /away off. <BigSkippy> I was gone for 3 days once masturbating if you listen to my /back message
<MARSHALL> CAN YOU SPEAK IN BM <Nikari> wtf is bm? <MARSHALL> BM MEANS BAHASA MALAYSIA <Nikari> Does everyone yell in Malasyia? <MARSHALL> ARE YOU GIRL OR MAN <Nikari> a very girly man. you? <MARSHALL> YOU FIRST <Nikari> ... that would make you a girl, then <MARSHALL> I AM MAN <Nikari> HEAR ME ROAR <MARSHALL> WHAT YOU MENAS <Nikari> It's an american joke. Do you have jokes in malaysia? <MARSHALL> YES.IN MALAYSIA HAVE MANY JOKE. <MARSHALL> ARE YOU WANT CAME TO MALAYSIA <Nikari> Are you offering hot malaysian sex? <MARSHALL> WHAT YOU MEANS <Nikari> Well, when a man and woman love each other very much, he sticks his woo woo into her waa waa. And in very special circumstances, if two men love each other very much, he will stick his woo woo into the other guy's uh oh. <MARSHALL> I CANOT LOVE NOW.I STILL STUDY <Nikari> They're always time for love! <MARSHALL> ARE YOU STILL STUDY? <Nikari> When I'm not love.
<Error_404> i swear to god... the next time my mom approaches me about my drinking, i'm gonna fucking come out of the closet...
tom: why do girls get grossed out when you say you've tried to suck your own dick? Kanddak: lol Kanddak: are you saying you've tried to suck your own dick tom: today in journalism these girls tied my shoelaces together tom: so I bend down to untie them tom: and she pushes my head down tom: and I'm like "believe me, I've tried about a million times, it's not going to work"
<Gwindor> I like how horses can shit and walk at the same time. what an achievment! must have taken centuries of adaption.
<pricky> is there a way to auto-op users in mirc? <pricky> score <pricky> wildcards work!
<Graey> aw hell yeah. the olsen twins in bikinis <Sasquatch> Pervert!... url? <Graey> newsgroups <Sasquatch> bleh
<KingV> whats the time difference between utah and arizona right now? <Fico> 100 years of bad moral judgement
<ZephyrX> she's "barely legal" <[SOHK]FATTY> i think i balled a 16 yr old this summer <[SOHK]FATTY> she said that she was 18 <[SOHK]FATTY> i dont think so <[SOHK]FATTY> she looked young in the morn <ZephyrX> did she say "oops i'm late for class" <[SOHK]FATTY> no <[SOHK]FATTY> she said <[SOHK]FATTY> can u drive me to school <ZephyrX> lol <[SOHK]FATTY> hehe <[SOHK]FATTY> and when i did <[SOHK]FATTY> it said Jr.. on the school
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> i always wanted to be an evil genious\ <QuaKed_Oatmeal> ever since i saw all those james bond movies... <Shatai> You could start by spelling genius right ;) <QuaKed_Oatmeal> stfu
<Alwyn Aldarion> X are you deaf or what ? <MegamanX2K> Yes. Yes, I am deaf. This makes it IMPOSSIBLE for me to read anything written on screen, because I have trained a parrot to read whatever is on my screen so I can browse the web while at the same time spying on the cute girl next door while she's changing AND her equally cute sister who is also changing AT THE SAME TIME. So, yes, I was unable to hear your enlightening post. I apologize.
<Logic_BomB> scary <Logic_BomB> my brother just corrected the spelling of analy <Logic_BomB> and i wonder why he has only male friends at times...... <Logic_BomB> and here i was thinking all the yelling from the vents i hear is just them playing quake3
<Kestrel> I'm hanging with the wrong crowd. <Kestrel> One of my friends just asked me what woot meant.
<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to at a book store, library, animal shelter or football game shown on TV at a bar? <CrustyNutz> You can do it put your ass into it! <TheBrat> uummm personally just don't say some cheesy pick up line.. <xTrinity Luvx> yeah just be yourself <speedracer> Kick her in the shin. <speedracer> She'll remember you next time. <Evil_Couch> zap her with a fucking tazer and then drag her back to your place <Evil_Couch> by the time she wakes up, she'll be chained to your bed and she'll HAVE to love you or you'll cut her food ration in half.
< S7L> Would you guess the nationality of the genius behind this code: datapublikacjijava=new Date (przetarg.jakistartpublikacjirok.value, przetarg.jakistartpublikacjimiesiac.value-1, przetarg.jakistartpublikacjidzien.value)
<Griffin> my dicks not that long <Griffin> eyeglasses should do <pagan> so you cant see your cock with the nakid eye?
<Tomalak> Trouble is www.bash.org is like porn - you can waste hours. <Tomalak> There isn't even the finality of an orgasm to tell you when to stop.
<SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/) <SRElysian> ......... <SRElysian> wtf <Jaelynn> great mp3. <Jaelynn> I love null. <SRElysian> yah <SRElysian> dood its previously unreleased <SRElysian> special edition even <Jaelynn> It's a hidden track. null - sound of silence <SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/) <SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/) <SRElysian> ........ <Jaelynn> Can't get enough of that null, eh?
<Mp3Boy-> I told him grep pulls out the shit u want <Mp3Boy-> like cat girl | grep pussy <Mp3Boy-> then he understood
(@Dalby) You have encountered the following error while using Windows Media Player: (@Dalby) Error# C00D0BC2 (@Dalby) Sorry, no more help is available for this problem at this time. (@Dalby) cool support
< uidzero> This dewd wanted me to host his site for him one time. So I checked things out and "whois"ed his domain and etc. I wanted to make sure he was legit. So I called the number and he mom and answered. "Can I talk to so-and-so? She replied, "You sound to old to be calling my son.", "Well ma `am, your son wants me to host his site, so I was calling to make sure it was.." <pause> <pause> "hold on..." (In the back ground I heard her yelling at him for being on the computer after 8 and he started crying.) <click>.. Next day, I get /msg "Thanks a f**king lot, she took the computer and found all of my videos, I'm grounded forever.... "Quits:".
<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed.
<eukaunba> I cried when I had no shoes... but then I met a man who had no feet, and then I laughed.. REALLY hard
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[Rjx] heh, kids need to learn through experience [Rjx] you can't teach a person, you can only help them teach themselves [Gauge] So they can gain levels, Rjx? [Video`] I'm level 75 in life. [Gauge] "BabyRjx gains a level! BabyRjx is now ToddlerRjx!" * Rjx is level 34 * Rjx has learned "walk" [Video`] Level 34 and you -just- learned walk? [Video`] n00b.
<nix> what's with all these stores having stacks of those aol cd's with free hours for FREE? what's the catch here? <Morstis> It's AOL
<Lilmuckers> you know if you combine matter and anti matter it explodes.... does the same happen with christ and the anti-christ? <ragnarok2040> lmao <ragnarok2040> @_@, let's hope so :D <Lilmuckers> heh <Lilmuckers> prahaps that's how the world will end <Lilmuckers> GOD: now now jesus, I don't want you seeing that anti-christ girl ever again <Lilmuckers> JESUS: FUCK you dad, I'll do whatever I want, I'm Jesus, I can smoke weed, and sleep with satan if I want to! <Lilmuckers> GOD: it'll all end in tears <Lilmuckers> <two days later> <Lilmuckers> JESUS: hey there baby, fancy some good loving? <Lilmuckers> Miss A.Christ: oh baby, I always wanted to make it with a demi-god <Lilmuckers> <insert large boom here> <Lilmuckers> GOD: told you so <Lilmuckers> JESUS: I hope you had that insured <Lilmuckers> GOD: don't worry, it wasn;t worth anything anyways
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<#geekissues><ef~loosid> what i really love the best about this channel is the people sitting and espousing their theories on life as if they are fact and they know everything, its the best.
<DocGonzo> fuck my isp's mailservers <tulmad> let hte hacking commence <DocGonzo> i barely wanna read my own mail, much less all these other assdolphins' mail
(G0th|CMaN): can anybody help me???????? (G0th|CMaN): can anybody help me???????? (HappyJoy): deja vu? (G0th|CMaN): speak english pls i dont understand
<bcanon> I just want to be able to cover myself in stickers to the point where I am no longer recognizable and become "Wireless Man" - Defender of Free Internet to the good people of Houston. Of course I'll need a sidekick. Anyone up for the role of Antenna Boy? <filtrs> not at the moment, but maybe after some porn ...
<BDSChaos> i am hot <BDSChaos> if I was male I would so be gay with myself <BDSChaos> wait
<WhitePony> whats the fastest way to loose 20 kg? except going to the docs........ <Mousey-brb> cut your fucking head off Marina.