<cappicard> whew... got that splinter out. <VicViper> cappicard: wooden keyboard? <Apollo-> VicViper: No, I think he was playing with his wooden dildo <VicViper> hehe <Apollo-> good thing he was stroking it with his hand and not ramming it in his ass <Apollo-> it'd been a little tougher getting a splinter out of his ass
<aum> real hackers don't use Mozilla, they don't even use links or lynx <aum> *real* hackers surf the web with 'telnet somehost.com 80'
<TFA|MikeRotch> it's that Yamaha CRW-D1 <TFA|MikeRotch> F1 I ean <TFA|MikeRotch> mwena <TFA|MikeRotch> god damn <TFA|MikeRotch> my fingers are getting to dat <TFA|MikeRotch> fat <TFA|MikeRotch> I need to go on a diet just so I can type properly on IRC <TFA|FulDog> haha <v3ktor> rofl
<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> it doesnt work <+Yeti> .. What doesnt work <GBL|InfamousGadget> <img src="http://site"> or [img]http:// site[/img] <GBL|InfamousGadget> did you post it somewhere? <|sM|Giga-Dogbert> C:\My Documents\My Received Files\ dogbert1.jpg
--> heha (cyber@????????.ipt.aol.com) has joined #linux --- YeahBabY sets ban on *!*@*.aol.??? <-- Crikey has kicked heha from #linux (banned: Too many problems with AOL. Use another ISP. Permban) <thinko> nice ban, covers those pesky aol.mil ppl too
One fine day in #support on GamesNET... <@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please. <+[d20]Gau> Clan: Covert Underground Neutralization Team # CUNT <@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel name. <+[d20]Gau> ? Is it too short? <@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt" <+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a woman's vagina, isn't it <+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat <@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau
<ryche> my sister hangs around with these slut friends who blow guys at school and they won't even give me a minute of their day : <ryche> maybe i'm not offering enough....doesn't $0.05 sound fair or not for a bj? <FunG> yep <FunG> a nickel per inch sounds reasonable
dragon9995: oh man dragon9995: you know last night when I told you that I was going to rape your mom or something like that? apparently I left it on the screen and my mom saw it and didn't think it was a joke dragon9995: she just came in here and freaked out out at me dragon9995: holy shit dragon9995: she like started crying and she thinks I'm a rapist
<jonathans> the national anthem of retardia <physikal> yeah... oh say can you learn how to read... <issuez> retardia <jonathans> sorry <jonathans> mentally-challengiaria <issuez> thank you.
<wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF <wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM <wildkarrdex> SCREAM "I'M HIV POSITIVE" <wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN
<+Fastolfe> or do a googel[1] search for "perl windows" <+Fastolfe> [1] oops, typo, meant google <+wog> Ooo. I should get in the habit of footnoting my typos like that. <+Azhrarn> hah
Kitsa> we had a kid bake ex-lax pot brownies and give them to a teacher <Kitsa> he had the shits but he was pretty happy about it
<Paddy> well hello there <Nyte> DIE INSOLENT WENCH <Paddy> ok * Paddy dies * Paddy 's corpse begins to rot * Nyte-ddr begins humping it. <Paddy> umm <Paddy> thats just wrong <Nyte-ddr> but it feels so right *** Signoff: Paddy (Quit: )
<tak> you are like a huggies diaper.. always on someones ass, and constantly full of shit
<squall999991> whats a psx <squall999991> what the psx look like <squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation
<BobTheGoat> Sorry I can't talk cause I gotta be up by $rand (5-8):00 tomorrow <BobTheGoat> damn
<spd_dmn> theres a fucking .doc <spd_dmn> read it? <WillaCuz> reading is for faggots <pagan> spoken like a true black man WillaCuz
[uid48:#humblefxp SEX] [uid48:#humblefxp SEX] <dj|black> [N] uid48 has requested a channel SEX on #humbleFXP at 3:11pm. <dj|black> :) <Zoogle> chanel sex, eh? <Zoogle> with 40 males and 15 bots <Zoogle> [sarcasm] as tempting as that may sound [/sarcasm] I'll pass on that opportunity
<xcabbage> C++ takes forever to compile <richardt> xcabbage: you are referring to C++'s built-in coffee-refill time <richardt> it's a feature. <richardt> with C, there's no time.
<Daishi> ... <Daishi> there should really be a "-" like there is a "+" on irc <Daishi> too let people know they suck
<arpee> um <arpee> i have a charge on my account from 11/12/02 <arpee> oh <arpee> i guess that's the next business day <arpee> nevermind <arpee> i was afraid people from the future were stealing my money
<jane1980> hey juan...I have a question? <guanosan> ok?...shoot. <jane1980> err...I was thinking...what's the fastest speed a person can have sex without stopping? <guanosan> hahah... probably 68, because when you reach 69, you stop and turn around >8D <jane1980> asshole LMFAO
* Ainslee is back -( cemetery )- gone 1 hr 3 min 29 s <Kajun> Pickup or delivery?
<daralc> going to bed, night * daralc is now known as daralc|zZZ <daralc|zZZ> hmm <daralc|zZZ> i think something is fucked <daralc|zZZ> winamp has to buffer shit ..for atleast 5 seconds ..that is on the harddrive <iHarrison> Hah! <Aaron> thats a good indication i think. <iHarrison> So much for sleeping, daralc!
<manos> dude i found a website with some cool java aplets <placid> xmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <placid> url? <manos> C:\program files\anfy\applets.htm <placid> get a life <manos> ?
<Zeeker> God, I wish I can make this text larger <Feren> I can smell new spam thanks to Zeek. "Increase your font size three inches with this miracle pill!"
* Joins: Niro77 <Niro77> hi <Niro77> anyone here? <Niro77> ... * Niro77 yawns <Niro77> hellloooooo <Niro77> Am I talking to myself? <Niro77> you know.. the C in IRC means "chat" <@quake> and the IR means "shut the fuck up, we're idling in this ".
Wan Xion: last night I created an array search that is O(log base 4 n) I wonder if it's been done before KarpenkoSoup: Probably. Wan Xion: yeah Wan Xion: it's s simple concept Wan Xion: you just use 3 pivots KarpenkoSoup: There are people who fuck chickens. I'm pretty sure someone's written a search with O(log base 4 n) runtime.
<DonThorino> en der kan låne mig en cd-key <FeliX> 1. English only <FeliX> 2. Warez is not allowed <FeliX> 3. Good bye * FeliX sets mode: +b DonThorino! *abw@0x503e007e.albnxx8.adsl.tele.dk * DonThorino was kicked by FeliX (DonThorino)
<Wolfer> kbhit: How can we help you? <kbhit> wolfer, deop chanserv in #outlawz <kbhit> he's not a member <kbhit> and he keeps getting oped
<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month. <+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday? <@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.
<Genome> im getting emacs for windows <Genome> this should be worth a laugh <SirLudicrus> oh my god <SirLudicrus> that's like getting a pinto engine for your ferrari
* mike23 joined #mircscripts.org <mike23> can anyone tell me a website for mircscripts and addons ?
* Switzerland has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <SteveTheNormalGuy> HE'S GOING FOR COUNTRIES NOW! <SteveTheNormalGuy> HE GOT SWITZERLAND
Dervish: I want boxer shorts that have text " Geek inside" in the front =) plan-9: why? noone will ever see that
[JaymoFish] I can change jumper settings on my HDs via BIOS right? [Ben`] nope [JaymoFish] thats gay [Ben`] no, you're gay for not having them set right in the first place :P [JaymoFish] no [JaymoFish] they're set in right [JaymoFish] but to make an ext. HD [JaymoFish] you gotta set it to Master inside a computer [JaymoFish] then take it out [Ben`] dude [Ben`] you'll need to pull it out anyway to make it an EXTERNAL hard drive [Ben`] Won't YOU! [JaymoFish] oh yeah [JaymoFish] damnit
<pHluid-> And that theoretical cap of 12k/sec, I've never seen it. 8k/sec is the tops I ever saw moving text around, except for that one mystical time when the moon was aligned properly. : <Tom> sometimes if I drink goats blood thats still warm and cut fresh from the goat I get 800k/s <datacide> i have sacrificed virgins and managed an extra 0.1 kb/s <datacide> in the end i decided it is better to defile them <datacide> gives you more on the long run <pHluid-> datacide: That's because virgins create line noise.
<+Arminas> ffs, i fucking hate auto get sometimes, why ppl feel the need to send me gay porn other stupid shit is beyond me <+Arminas> it might of been funny like 4months ago but now it pisses me off cause when i host ftp's i share my dcc directory get ppl like "i didn't know you were gay?"
<Kurin> Whee new window manager <Kurin> http://kurin.d2g.com:3001/now.jpg * NinjaStu wonders... -> *nickserv* ghost kurin bloom * Kurin Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: NinjaStu))) -Services.Aniverse.Com- [kurin] has been killed <NinjaStu> amazing <NinjaStu> THIS IS WHY YOU DON"T TAKE A SCEEN OF YOUR NICKSERV PASS * Kurin (~kurin@ip68-0-224-168.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined # megatokyo <Kurin> Well that was rude
<Vhalros> You are what you eat. <Antoile> Are you calling me a pussy? <Vhalros> No I very much doubt that I am.
* Viktor is curious...does holding up a magnet to your monitor...-damage- it in any way? <Kyle_Physalis> Yes. <Viktor> Ah...so the big black spot doesn't go away?
<Flameseeker> no analyze of my nick, please :D * Spazz kills Flameseeker and demands that he change his name. * Adonai seeks the flame which Flameseeker seeks. * Flameseeker is now known as Lameseeker <Lameseeker> better, eh? <Adonai> Lameseeker has finished his quest!
<gcc-> my powerbook is being assembled in taiwan. do they give people in sweatshops the weekend off? <Simbill> lmao <Simbill> prob not <Simbill> lucky for you <Simbill> =)
<Radon> there goes the neighborhood. <Radon> power went out. <Radon> thank god for UPS <Shel-afk> lol <Shel-afk> Thats great <Radon> surprised the cable didnt go out. <Radon> phone did. <Shel-afk> The only thing that works in your house is the computer <Shel-afk> "So, what did you do during the power outage" <Radon> and flashlights. <Shel-afk> "Played quake"