(pantherqs) isnt there some gradeschool playground you should be stalking or something? <Gusto> oh buddy <Gusto> there are TWO, count em, TWO grade schools right beside my apartment <Gusto> little jewish preschoolers running around <Gusto> one day i'm going to snap a load on one of their beanies
<energize> either we play ghost recon or i make a lame attempt to beat off.. realize i'm too loaded and end up passing out with my dick in my hand
<@elver> well, some relatives came over on sunday, brought some peanut butter <@elver> and on that peanut butter, there's a label: "25% less fat than peanut butter" <@elver> and just under that there was "peanut butter" as the product type <@elver> so i've been puzzled for two days now - wtf is it? it cant be peanut butter and yet it claims to be and tastes as shitty as peanut butter <@elver> it's like one of those questions, "if a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around, will it make a sound" <@X-G> like, a koan? <@elver> i mean, i look at that label and i wonder - if this is peanut butter and it has 25% less fat than peanut butter then is it really peanut butter? <@elver> a koan? <@X-G> yah, koan. <@X-G> A puzzling, often paradoxical statement or story, used in Zen Buddhism as an aid to meditation and a means of gaining spiritual awakening. <@elver> so Buddha likes peanut butter then i guess <@elver> that peanut butter is my spiritual guide from now on
<flawed> if you go test drive a jaguar they should give you a free neon <flawed> as a gift
<|TripleH|> church <|TripleH|> ya know <|TripleH|> that place with the giant T on the roof
<WildElf> i dunno notpad scripting too well <WildElf> java on the other hand i sorta understand..
<sh-> i can get myself banned, thank you very much <ohdiesel> sh-: just stick your hands in the olive tray <sh-> my idea involves indecent exposure and deli meat
<Gusto> you're clearly an anal assassin, your gay insults just prove your desire for penis
<C4> I overclocked my mousepad. <tminos> thats nothing, I have my waterbed OC'ed, now I only have to sleep for two hours a night
<czechreck> Hey.. I was totally shit faced, I could have impreagnated my dog and not known untill I got an ugly litter
<czechreck> Well I bribed the misses to pick us up from the pub with a bottle of southern comfort <czechreck> Apparently I made a boo-boo during drunken sex with her tho <czechreck> I told her I'd 'had better'
<Kobe> http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ :: for all ur sex0ring n33ds <TMBomber> ow wheres the search by crime? u don't even get to know what they are in for :P
<Mazlem> was it on a gravestone? <cranky> I've always avoided sex after funerals <l0g1c> nah, it was in her room. <cranky> generally the bodies are too cold by then <TxcPoison> thats what microwaves are for <l0g1c> hah, beat me to it. <TxcPoison> wow <l0g1c> just warm the important part up.
<Udeth> i fucking HATE counterstrike-players <Udeth> i hope they all die. <Udeth> irl
<SLURPee> i remember in yr 9 i questioned something <SLURPee> ohh about genesis and the order in which it occured <SLURPee> her response was <SLURPee> 'as catholics we don't question. we just accept'
<-- Matias has quit (Exit: Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs)
<Kobe> I just got an sms before.... " This message cost 22 cents. This could feed a muslim boy in afganistan for a whole day. Send this to 7 of your friends and starve the c**t for a week "
<flook> bugger, I accidentally printed a page of all black and now I have no ink left :-/ <Steve_Cajun> flook> practising your goth poetry then? :)
<_Godless_> what can say to the ex that killed a part of you that you'll never get back ... with out souding bitter?
<|MonK|> I have a 16X dvd rom drive, so why dose it still take an hour and a half to watch a whole DVD?
<cin> i have friends in my bum <cin> My mum says they're worms <cin> But I know better
* Anaconda doesnt feel to well :\ < josie> whyyyy? <@Anaconda> stomach virus going around down here atm <@Anaconda> think if got it <@Anaconda> was painting the toilet bowl last night.. if u get what I mean
(&) rak (rak@vw-7462.idx.com.au) is trying to send you Gayness.exe(20 kb) on port 3283.
<AlBo^StUd> eyyyyyy <AlBo^StUd> i have a virus i fink <AlBo^StUd> like wen im on the net <AlBo^StUd> my mouse goes nuts <AlBo^StUd> n cliks everywere <AlBo^StUd> n wen i move it it makes it worse <AlBo^StUd> d only way i kan get it off is by d/c my mouse n reconecting it <My`Albanian`Ass> u running windows 98?
<Guest17888> its me Where can i mk trilogy doiwnload??? <Garret> http://www.firstgov.gov/fgsearch/index.jsp? dom0=www.fbi.gov&mw0= warez+sodomy+porn+microsoft+illegal+ MORTAL+KOMBAT+TRILOGY+DOWNLOAD+FREE&rn=218&in0=domain & parsed=true&Submit=Go&domain=fbi.gov <Garret> Just go here. <Guest17888> garret its true or false <Garret> It's true. <Garret> I'm getting it at 400KB/s! <Guest17888> garret its not true <Garret> You clicked the link? <Guest17888> yes garret and..... <Garret> You do realize you just searched fbi.gov for warez, porn, sodomy, illegal, microsoft, and mortal kombat right? <Guest17888> fuck ya all * Quits: Guest17888 (MKIRCN-003@212.182.122.Kg9=) (QUIT: User exited)
<kmad> ppl should stop using worn-out cliches because they're not funny anymore <}}T-DuB--> is that your final answer?
<Killrbyte> I hate faggots. They stole our word. <Killrbyte> Gay used to mean you were happy. Now it means you have a sore ass.
ComNerd1: would you have sex with anybody? Auto response from KarpenkoSoup: No women, no kids ComNerd1: oh, ok KarpenkoSoup: Yeah, those are the rules.
<Scott> i dunno, Bill Gates porn would get sooo many hits <Scott> they'd wanna see how micro and soft he really is
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<Wheeze> "yo baby...we all urinate...wanna do it?" <BIGmog|site> wanna urinate?! that's your pick up line? <BIGmog|site> you need to put something in between then <BIGmog|site> otherwise you're gonna get pee'd on
<BlazeHedgehog> Cripes. ANYTHING is innuendo nowadays <BlazeHedgehog> "I had a glass of milk." "WHOA GOOD JOB, HOW WAS SHE?" <BlazeHedgehog> "No. I mean, I poured milk into a glass and drank it." "You sure did!"
* Sep mst find a working free ISP for gods sack <BlazeHedgehogAdvance> God's Sack? Isn't that.. <BlazeHedgehogAdvance> Sack-religious?
<MistaED|CrazyTaxi> ARGHH <MistaED|CrazyTaxi> Crazy_Taxi.Deviance.ShareReactor.bin.exe, it doesn't bloody work <[whee]Kris|bah> .......you don't run the file, ed
<+The_Steel> I scored a 96% on the procrastination test <+The_Steel> I'm not suprised <+emul8or_> i put off the procrastination test till tomorrow
<Grumman> man, tough week for my fantasy hockey team <JustNoodle> any luck with your fantasy sex life?
<World_Corrupt> I once knew this guy who was 45 and we were good friends. and i was 11 then <ascian> you didn't meet him in a bathroom, did you?
<nirosys> whoever decided it'd be a good idea to rar an iso up, then throw it in a tar... then gzip it... <nirosys> should be shot..
<Tibor-> grr. . .I don't have adobe, though, and I don't know what the hell "vector" is, nor does it outline the process of "converting" it :( <Darth-Phenom> Tib, by Adobe do you mean Photoshop? <Tibor-> Yea, probably, Phen. It just says Adobe Illustrator and such
<fahd> stop making fun of my religion. islam isn't funyn, it's serious <fahd> now shutup, i have to study for calculus <Hat> Fahd, is Allah good at calculus? <fahd> >:( <Hat> Yeah, I guess not. He's only good at bomb mak.... I mean chemistry.
<magusXXX> I think it's funny that roxio wants to buy napster. <magusXXX> "You steal it, we'll burn it!"
<stern_7> on CNN, story number 1: North Korea has a nuke. <stern_7> story number 2: Does standing on your head cure hiccuphs? <stern_7> This is what happens when AOL is allowed to own the news.
<miv> http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm <miv> final meals of people who are on death row <miv> "Justice, Equality, World Peace" <miv> what kind of request is that <miv> U CANT EAT THAT! moron <miv> if it was me i would have asked for a 6 year old japanese girl <miv> i'd eat her out
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<crushdmb> blah <crushdmb> I HATE EXES * crushdmb kills all exes <vap0r> hahaah <vap0r> why? <crushdmb> 'cuz my ex is an asshole <vap0r> i thought you meant .exe
<ef~ian_> I saw a hot chick working at Radio Shack once. I think it was a mistake.
<gbp> er det noen som har Silence Of The Lambs <dortch> i have silence of the lambs <dortch> but i dont know what the fuck you just said