<RamonG> where are hash tables stored when you create <fuzion-work> plz refrain from using any sort of drug related words in here
<Molson> Yeah...Good idea <Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell <Molson> I see it now: Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a month <Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are ingesting tape worm eggs.
* osmaker wonders if u have a broken software CD and email it back to the 'publisher', if they will replace it for free. <Gnimsh> Publisher=MS? <osmaker> sure <osmaker> any publisher <Gnimsh> How do you email them a cd? <osmaker> dunno for sure
<PureNRG> Is it ok if a parent forks a few children then dies, leaving the children to finish what they have to do then die themselves later ? or should the parent stay doing nothing and reap the kids ? <boog2> It's tragic if children die before their parents.
<TonyD> wtf is wrong with ztnet? <Pr3ttyF1y> tonyd: blame lev <TonyD> i already did, it didn't help
<Mojo> FF games never appealed to me <Mojo> i feel unique and smart <Mojo> and less nerdy <Mojo> wait i never was nerdy <Mojo> YEA <Threeboy> hey, NEWS FLASH YOU'RE ON GODDAMN IRC!
<_Tenchi_> i also start feeling old when i see all these new fangled colors in M&Ms and Lucky Charms <Vulpyne> Didn't they only used to be like brown and yellow? <_Tenchi_> yeah <_Tenchi_> these days i cant tellw hether im eating M&Ms or skittles <rs> tenchi: mix 'em together and you've got S&Ms
[00:49:53] * Wynn is now known as Wynn|ZzzZ [00:50:14] * Gothmog is now known as Goth|aslp <Goth|aslp> nightall <Wynn|ZzzZ> geez.. don't make it too obvious.. <Wynn|ZzzZ> at least wait 5 mins, dammnit. <Goth|aslp> i cant. i want you i need you oh baby oh baby <Wynn|ZzzZ> you *wish* you were Julia Stiles. <Wynn|ZzzZ> heck, *I* wish you were Julia Stiles. <Goth|aslp> lol
<soap> people with crooked pensis are innately gay because they fit in asses better
<soapZOMBIE> when you go to college, you'll be the "old guy" in class <soapZOMBIE> everyone will say "what the hell is that old guy doing here at college?" <demizius> better than the bald guy right? <soapZOMBIE> i wear hats
<Hunam> waggy: damn, how old is she, 1? <waggy> Hunam: no she is like 9 now. but i think she is haveing surgery to fix it soon
<RndmLeon> Well as I'm on this network all the time I suppose I might as well camp here as well * RndmLeon prods Asimov <Ankheg> good kid. stand by for assimilation *** Ankheg sets mode: +o RndmLeon <Ankheg> assimilation complete <RndmLeon> Argh, No ple.... Drone ready
(sean) OMFG (sean) dominos came (sean) and when dominos comes (sean) sean cums (BigRo2k2) ok, and what? (BigRo2k2) ok buddy (BigRo2k2) you are a little too excited for shitty pizza man
[BD]NDI is away: Curling out nice long strands of Shite nick: ([BD]NDI) is now known as ([BD]NDI|Shoite) (Dunceor) spam
(Torben): a friend of mine drank a glass of vomit for another small frat, although he could have said no to that (Torben): he got 90 euros for it but i would still never do that (Alomar): didnt he drink a glass of piss, threw that up and someone else drank that piss-vomit? (Torben): err another friend drank the piss first (bananana): what the fuck is wrong with people? (Biggdogg): yea, id tell them to shove that up their frathappy asses, heh (Torben): i'm now confusing things, the piss-drinker got the 90 euros, the other one got nothing ([TE]Plantman): lol (Torben): but still (Biggdogg): piss drinker. something to be proud of, heh (Torben): :p ([TE]Plantman): which is worse? Doing something like that for free, or doing it for money? In one you're sort of a prostitute...in the other you're just stupid :p (bananana): you can fuck a thousand men and noone will say a thing.. but drink piss once and you're branded as a piss-drinker for life
<Baker> Can't sleep properly now... was bad rolling over and the missus wasn't there :( <Vindictive> I wouldn't be able to sleep if someone WAS there to roll on :P <Baker> Na - its an amazing feeling - rolling over half asleep and getting a cuddle... <Vindictive> lol, don't know it :P <Vindictive> Does a cat count?
<Buck> Light travels faster then sound, thats why people seem bright until you hear them...
<Molson> Yeah...Good idea <Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell <Molson> I see it now: Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a month <Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are ingesting tape worm eggs. <Jouka> Bwahahaha <Cindy728> um.....ew....
<ateteen> somery: I'm a professional Common Lisp developer and faraday-cage technician. <sklib> if you mention common lisp again <sklib> I will fucking put a knife up your butt <sklib> and carve myself a hamburger
<Duker900> I wonder if quasar dreams in C++ <Duker900> quasar would like try to have a wet dream <Duker900> and he'd get compile errors <Duker900> "ERROR: func_erection is undefined"
<_molly_> i only shower when i A: smell, or B: fall into the mudd <melf> Does B happen a lot ?
<Spooky42> omg i just stabbed myself in the face with a corncob holder thing <Funky_> hahahahahahah <Funky_> is it bad? <Spooky42> its bleeding a little.. <Funky_> :( <Spooky42> i got butter on it too :( <Funky_> ok... <Funky_> so... WHY did you stab yourself in the face with a corncob holder thing? <Spooky42> im not sure quite how it happened :( <Funky_> wtf <Funky_> you don't know how you stabbed yourself in the face? <Spooky42> i was eating corn. and it slid out of the corncob and i went to slide it in real quick and it didnt line up with the previous holes and it slid off into my cheek <Funky_> HAHAHAHAH <Spooky42> it hurts! <Funky_> sorry <Funky_> It's just too funny <Spooky42> i dropped my corn too!
<Swedishfish> he encodes to .rm <Swedishfish> he cant say shit about divx encoded eps being shitty <neclimdul> that's not even encoding <EddyB43> RM is destruction. <EddyB43> I might as well fire up BMP and draw crappy pictures of a show while it airs.
<datacide> well <datacide> and always remember the old saying... <datacide> no cock is as hard as life <Rjx> I've never heard that one <debutante> uh <debutante> me either <debutante> FREAK <Rjx> I think that should have been the line in Forrest Gump
(+Kazimierz) Groundhog Day is on TV so much it's as if the film's really happening
(+Ruskins) AeroBob doenst like star wars, so hes clearly a BIG FAG (+Normandy) I think he was referring to your sexual orientation actually (+Kazimierz) I thought he meant he was a giant cigarette
<pantherqs> all this freaky shadow government shit they got setup now <_Tonto> yeah, they can run it from AF1 <_Tonto> kind of like PC Anywhere <_Tonto> except <_Tonto> it's Congress anywhere
<beretta> i just sneezed and smashed my face into my knee! <beretta> boy is my face red <mischief> embarassing :P <beretta> no, blood.
<pantherqs> i wonder what masturbation in the dark under strobe light with fluorescent paint on your penis and a black light would look like...
<Gusty> being black would be cool <Gusty> you could have your own neighbourhood <Gusty> where the cops are afraid to go
(energize) wanna blow me? (Wickey) wanna earn my trust back?? (energize) can i do both at the same time?
(panthernt) but theres this big black-ish cloud in detroit's general direction <energize> that's just niggers reflecting into the sky
<hoedje> how can I see witch hda I can mount? <ymir> You don't mount witches. <ymir> Because, I don't think they'll appreciate it.
(pantherqs) isnt there some gradeschool playground you should be stalking or something? <Gusto> oh buddy <Gusto> there are TWO, count em, TWO grade schools right beside my apartment <Gusto> little jewish preschoolers running around <Gusto> one day i'm going to snap a load on one of their beanies
<energize> either we play ghost recon or i make a lame attempt to beat off.. realize i'm too loaded and end up passing out with my dick in my hand
<@elver> well, some relatives came over on sunday, brought some peanut butter <@elver> and on that peanut butter, there's a label: "25% less fat than peanut butter" <@elver> and just under that there was "peanut butter" as the product type <@elver> so i've been puzzled for two days now - wtf is it? it cant be peanut butter and yet it claims to be and tastes as shitty as peanut butter <@elver> it's like one of those questions, "if a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around, will it make a sound" <@X-G> like, a koan? <@elver> i mean, i look at that label and i wonder - if this is peanut butter and it has 25% less fat than peanut butter then is it really peanut butter? <@elver> a koan? <@X-G> yah, koan. <@X-G> A puzzling, often paradoxical statement or story, used in Zen Buddhism as an aid to meditation and a means of gaining spiritual awakening. <@elver> so Buddha likes peanut butter then i guess <@elver> that peanut butter is my spiritual guide from now on
<flawed> if you go test drive a jaguar they should give you a free neon <flawed> as a gift
<|TripleH|> church <|TripleH|> ya know <|TripleH|> that place with the giant T on the roof
<WildElf> i dunno notpad scripting too well <WildElf> java on the other hand i sorta understand..
<sh-> i can get myself banned, thank you very much <ohdiesel> sh-: just stick your hands in the olive tray <sh-> my idea involves indecent exposure and deli meat
<Gusto> you're clearly an anal assassin, your gay insults just prove your desire for penis
<C4> I overclocked my mousepad. <tminos> thats nothing, I have my waterbed OC'ed, now I only have to sleep for two hours a night
<czechreck> Hey.. I was totally shit faced, I could have impreagnated my dog and not known untill I got an ugly litter
<czechreck> Well I bribed the misses to pick us up from the pub with a bottle of southern comfort <czechreck> Apparently I made a boo-boo during drunken sex with her tho <czechreck> I told her I'd 'had better'