<Sirea> My brothers cats name is God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth <Leth|ASSignment> "God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth" is a damn long name.
<Marticus> i'm still looking for an intelligent non-headcase female <UgLyPuNk> they don't exist <UgLyPuNk> all women are head cases <toe-wk> its true <toe-wk> heres how i break it down in geek talk for you nerds to understand <toe-wk> males = intel pentium 4's. Cool, reliable, stable, tough <toe-wk> females = AMD athlons, sure their sexy, and their hot...but as soon as they start thinking i wouldnt rely on one :D <Marticus> and uh, calculators are little girls, and mainframes are bbw <Annon201> what bout graphic calculators?? <Marticus> thats when they get some grass on the pitch
note: Jdun is from Moldova <Puchu> www.manhole.com <Puchu> go there jdun <Puchu> lots of hot women <Puchu> for all your underground slavic women needs <Jdun> we are not slavic <Puchu> whatever <Puchu> balkan then <Jdun> not balkan <Puchu> must...give...label.... <Gin> commie <Gin> :) <Puchu> YES
<KenKaniff> Snow <KenKaniff> MSH? <kisama> sure <kisama> only 15 minutes though <kisama> i tricked my roommate into leaving <kisama> so i could fucking wack it <KenKaniff> HAHA <KenKaniff> Dood <KenKaniff> Whack it <KenKaniff> Then we'll play <kisama> already did <KenKaniff> Oh <KenKaniff> So why 15 minutes? <kisama> he's coming back in an hour <KenKaniff> So what? <KenKaniff> Why cant you play when hes there <jestuh> cause it's cuddle time then <jestuh> ;x!
<ZeroHour> Descender: get a real mans gun <brenden> hah <Descender> your penis? <ZeroHour> damn right! <NoiZe> lol <ZeroHour> put it in your eye! <stupidnick_> lol <ZeroHour> WATCH IT SHOOT!
<sacarna> okay. so i was in whitcoulls and i walked out and smacked into this guy and i was all ready to go grr and looked up and it was the guy i have the biggest crush on ever <sacarna> and my face went white <sacarna> and then i kinda managed to muster up a hey <sacarna> and then scuttled away <sacarna> hopefully he will think its all very cute and fuck my brains out. <autistk> it's hard to fuck people when they're running away <autistk> and you tend to go to jail for it
<APE_> ive only got 34mb free <APE_> out of 1.18gb <ibor132> hah, ape u need a bigger drive <APE_> yeh i know <APE_> my drive is slowly filling up with temporary internet files porn and irc logs <ibor132> hah, at least its important stuff
<+Azul_Leon2k2> <sigh> <+Azul_Leon2k2> anybody know how to get cat blood off your suede shoes??? <+Azul_Leon2k2> nobody? <+Azul_Leon2k2> u_u <+Azul_Leon2k2> damn furry football
<chickenpotpie> i'm gunna make a porn rpg <Spoon> what would happen when you leveled up? <chickenpotpie> you'd get a better sex toy <BlackRaven> Chrisetn... Amarthdae.. Kardelian.. Erandir... and Zelendrile all go off and have fun in that cave that they were in before they went to the castle on the shore.. <Spoon> Ass_Master leveled up! Ass_Master learned [Doggie Style]!
<FreakingNeo> 20. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear of ____? <Qualjyn> long words <FreakingNeo> Winner: Qualjyn Answer: long words Time: 4.265 Streak: 1 Points: 114 WPM: 28 Rank: 2nd <FreakingNeo> O_O
<zephir> hm <zephir> think my moms up <Hesh> tell her i want peppers and eggs for breakfast <zephir> should i dcc that to you? <zephir> ./dcc send hesh peppersandeggs.food
<cbf> oh that reminds me, I might've given your number out in a irc channel last night <Mr_E> are you fucking serious? <Mr_E> if you're the reason some cunt called me at 4 in the fucking morning I'ma throw bricks through your window
<xjeff> ok this is just the way I talk...I misspell because some word's I say arn't exetly proper so please Lay off I been real nice ever-since I came here because I did NOT won't to make enamey's out of STARS fan's <xjeff> so there! <Sotek> You talk with apostrophes in the middle of plural words? o_O <xjeff> yes that's just the way I talk <Sotek> ... <Sotek> NO <xjeff> ............... <Sotek> IT ISN'T. <Sotek> IT CANNOT BE. <xjeff> it can <Sotek> YOU CANNOT PRONOUNCE AN APOSTROPHE.
<orion> goh, despite your new image of being an intelligent nigger <goh`> yup <orion> you are still <orion> a nigger.
<Dashiva> "There comes a special time in every young woman's life when special things start to happen.." <hibbert> every month, for afew days, its ok to be a bitch <Lanfear> ...you men dont know how easy you have it <hibbert> whatever <hibbert> you dont have to deal with carting around this huge piece of meat everywhere <Dashiva> hahahhah <dogma-> lol <hibbert> its like im pregnant, and the baby is hanging between my legs
<voyweiser> what's the record for the most blowjobs in one day? cause i think i broke it. <LlnK> how many guys did you give head today? <voyweiser> stfu whore. i guess i walked right into that one huh?
<Scruffypoo> BaLLeriNNa: dunno about best friends. me and the kernel aren't even on speaking terms at the moment. i have to tell bash a message for the kernel, and it tells the kernel. then, hopefully, the kernel doesn't get massively depressed and run away or anything.
<Tatws_> dammit! <Tatws_> i typed "cg_draw2D 0" in the console to get rid of the 2D things and i dont know how to get them back! <Tatws_> how to get them bak!? <Buck> ehrm <Buck> switch the 0 for a 1? dumbass <Tatws_> ha that wil never work! you think im stupid?
<Xellos-san> don't confuse barbecues with hookers <Xellos-san> the only way you can tell them apart is to set them on fire <Xellos-san> if it runs away, it's a hooker <Xellos-san> if it stays, it's a barbecue <Xellos-san> or a dead hooker
<Ear> andy: but Methodists think jebus and god are one. <Ear> Which means he impregnated his mother with himself. <andy> hahah. <Ear> :D <andy> he was jerking it in the womb
<KiLLaKoW> http://www.discountbabies.com/cgi-bin/ebaby/ auction.cgi?afterdinnermints&1077202666 * APE_ wonders if u can actually buy them <SonicRageX> ape do you know how many people there arethat want babies but cant have them <APE_> yeh <APE_> something like a few million <KiLLaKoW> that is such a retarded figure <KiLLaKoW> there are probably more than twice that number up for auct...err, adoption
<Igatona> Seriously, the biblical club at my school only plays minesweeper and never do anything else <+MegamanX2K> do they think the mines represent sin and your pointer is jesus
<Chubbzilla> omg <Chubbzilla> MSN just offered me txt porn <HKR|VC> ! <Chubbzilla> what the fuck is the world coming too <Ruu> MSN isn't nearly as bad as ICQ <Chubbzilla> no, but this is liek <Chubbzilla> first one ever <Chubbzilla> bcos i got the new msn messenger liek, an hour ago <Chubbzilla> it has great new features, liek txt porn * HKR|VC downloads
<+Black_Ninja> What's the difference between the catholic church and the national prison system? <RedComet> you dont have to drop the soap to get it up the ass? <+Black_Ninja> Ans: the prisions wait until the kids are over 18 before sending them to places where they can get raped
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<orion> man <orion> fuck pints <orion> our corner store is selling QUARTS now <Hat> Where do you live, Ireland?
<VooDoo3dfx> She's a lesbian dude. <Absolut> Really? <VooDoo3dfx> Yeah. <VooDoo3dfx> She's never had a guy though. <Absolut> Once you go dick... you never go chick. <Absolut> Oh shit <Absolut> I didn't say that!!!
(AnAcOnDa): www.goatse.cx (sd3mon): been there done that (blackanese): done that?
<BenZor> I once kissed a guy for $20, but he wouldn't take $50 for a handjob :/
<alexs> documentation is like sex, when its good, its very good, when its bad, its better than nothing
<Saiy> Pringles is the new masturbation fad <Splat> Which must mean that Pringles is AKIN to... <Splat> ... <Splat> CANNED SEX! <Ed> Pringles is the new masturbation? <Ed> I guess now it's "Once you pop the fun stops"
<Liza> but.. plis.. tell to everybody that in argentina we live.. with human rigths broken i dont know how to express because my english is not so good help us! <divdiv> stop complaining, you get adsl, I'd gladly give up our human rights for adsl
<Caffy> I was just in my Attic and I heard a few rat's run around and I was like, dad did you know there are rats up here? <Caffy> And he replied with, "It's alright, Mortin doesnt bite" <Caffy> WTF, MY HICK FATHER NAMED THE RAT MORTIN?!?
<Pikaben> Dude. I just heard my little sister shout "I'm not naked!". <Pikaben> Should I go check what's going on?
<Snoogans> oh man...I forwarded the goatse.cx site to a shitload of people at work <Snoogans> heeh <Snoogans> all I heard was OH FUCK <Catcher80> lmao <Snoogans> it was gold <Catcher80> where do you work? <Snoogans> a large internet security company <Catcher80> haha <Catcher80> "do your security holes look like this?" <Snoogans> I sure hope not <Snoogans> then any homo can get in <Snoogans> HAHAHAHAH
<leper> i'm a linux nub <leper> so <leper> do i edit that in... ? <leper> notepad?
Jigglyjuff: that's worse then that peanut, butter and jelly sandwich i hear all americans like <CHAT MattDavis> no <CHAT MattDavis> peanut butter Jigglyjuff: oh! that makes much more sense
<NinjaStu> ack! Scotch Irish on my keyboard! <NinjaStu> if i start typing funny <NinjaStu> my keyboard is intoxicated
Phut: ooh Phut: I just had an idea Phut: I wanna save up a lot of money...... rent a billboard, and just simply put "www.goatse.cx" on it. Nothing else but that. Phut: that would own
<@JeffRaven> I posted a question about putting a time limit on how long someone can be logged onto win2k <@JeffRaven> and several people from IT departments of companies have emailed me wondering if I found an answer <@JeffRaven> boy they'd be shocked if they found out I'm just a unemployed college graduate trying to limit the time of my brother on the computer
cptchris F O O: i was measureing my dick and it said 10 in, i was happy till i realized the ruler was backwards
abcdefg (smiley@HSE-MTL-ppp75343.qc.sympatico.ca) has joined: #geekissues <datacide>[@] abcdefg <datacide>[@] your nick sucks <Soberguy> my friend has a cousin whose name is actually abcde <Neon[UK]>[+] lol <Neon[UK]>[+] bored parents? <Soberguy> when you pronounce it like she does it actually sounds quite cool
<Nazgul> my grandma got some pictures developed, and she was showing them to me, and said that they must have accidently one of someone else's pictures in with hers <Nazgul> because there was a pic of a woman and man standing beside each other with their dog <Nazgul> and I was looking at it, and thinking weird..then looked in the upper right hand corner and saw a flying saucer in the sky <Nazgul> and was like "SHIT!" <BloodFromStone> o_o <BloodFromStone> Don't send them back. <Nazgul> then flipped it over and it was a promotional advertisement thing for "Taken" on the scifi channel * Nazgul chuckles.
<Smerdyakov> ... based _only_ one, I mean <Smerdyakov> s/one/alshfsafa <Smerdyakov> s/alshfsafa/afsaagagaskhaah <Smerdyakov> s/afsaagagaskhaah/on