<Decimus> raped any white women lately? <Lord_Mervyn> i resent that remark <Decimus> k <Decimus> was she fat?
<Zer0th> You know you irc too much, when you don't have to read bash.org anymore, cause you allready know all the quotes...
<ljtyk> damn school <SoulBladeKai> it suX0rs <ljtyk> i'm gonna be so happy when i graduation <SoulBladeKai> uhh...that's an IF not a WHEN <ljtyk> fuck u l33t boy
<Le0pard> i heard a story, about a dude, he put his penis in a girl's ass, pulled it out and it had shit on it, so he puked on her back.... and she started rubbing it around cuz she thought he jizzed on her
<buzgub> do drakconf and drakxconf look at all different?
<puttputt> find / -name "*drak*" -exec rm -f "{}" ;
<Robzy> not at all
<Robzy> puttputt, it returns:
<Robzy> rm: cannot remove `/etc/bootsplash/themes/Mandrake':
Is a directory
<Robzy> find: /mnt/floppy: Input/output error
<Robzy> find: . changed during execution of find
<puttputt> oh my god
<beretta> lets say you clone yourself <beretta> and then you become attracted to yourself..and wind up having sex with your clone <beretta> does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?
<proto> So, I was thinking-- if I were a cannibal and I was eating some guy, would his arms be wings that I could have with bleu cheese and celery? <mook> Um. <proto> And would from the knees down be like drumsticks? KFM original recipe? <mook> If you say lady fingers I'm going to kick you.
<Tim3WorX> somtimes <Tim3WorX> when i'm naked <Tim3WorX> and alone <j4yj0hn> dont finish that sentence
<Intranete> but i never got into just sitting around and programming, i was more into sitting around and playing with my hardware
<Amuck50> my buddy shane just started contemplating what the world would be like without boobs <Amuck50> i think he just scared himself
<RAPEAPE> you know, I get a whole new level of enjoyment from the wizard of oz now that I realize that most everyone in the movie is dead now
<Harima Dugong> THere I got my pants cleaned up from all the cum on it <Square Monkey> LOL <Harima Dugong> i meant gum
<Mr_Saturn> my girls gone wild is almost done downloading <Mr_Saturn> i wish my laptop worked, i could go watch it in my room <`Tony`> lol, get real porn :P <Mr_Saturn> ive got that too <Mr_Saturn> but sometimes i just like too see the real stuff <Mr_Saturn> not acted out shit and pornstars <Mr_Saturn> like natural hot chicks <Mr_Saturn> you know what i mean <`Tony`> Yea... <`Tony`> get a girlfriend :P
<sean> though south keys is disgustingly expensive, it's right beside an O-Train station and has a bulk barn next door <xmatt> O-Train sounds like some weird sexual innuendo. <adam> it's all in your head, matt. <xmatt> "I might take her for a ride on the O-Train. Oooh, oooh! Yeah, you know what I mean."
(R-66Y) 1280x1024 at 60hz hurts my eyes (raygun) hmm (raygun) it Hz your eyes (raygun) SNORT SNORT
<Zang> How old is Sky? <Cyril> 25 i think <Cyril> he just gained a level <Cyril> er year
<GauHelldragon> haha <GauHelldragon> we're playing scatergories <GauHelldragon> and we got "R" <GauHelldragon> "Fruit", "Infamous people" and "words associated with exersize" <GauHelldragon> i put down "Richard Simmons" for all 3 :D
Munktun: how was thanksgiving? Wahbuffet: missionary position Munktun: hahahahaha Wahbuffet: sorry wrong person Wahbuffet: pretend i didnt say that
#Linux on GamesNET * Topic is '2.4.19 stable/2.5.40 unstable || don't ask to ask a question...just ask it!' * Stumpy has joined #Linux <Stumpy> I have a mandrake question <Stumpy> mandrake anyone? <Rev`15th> read the topic <Stumpy> ok <Stumpy> later <Stumpy> idiot * Stumpy has left #Linux
<Luckett_X> imagine driving down a highway, being pulled over in your Deloren, by the police whom question "Why is there a garbage can and chute on your car?" to which you reply "IT'S THE FLUX CAPACITOR!" to which you are immediately breathalised and convicted of drunk driving, all the while you scream "NO! I HAVE TO GET BACK! BACK TO...THE FUTURE! MAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY! "
<MegaPucko> whats the street outside liverpool street station called? <MegaPucko> the big one =\ <MegaPucko> wait <MegaPucko> nm <MegaPucko> im dumb <Goatman> No shit.
Hunting Bounties: Where can I get a ps2 emulator? OOPRCT: from YNOS Hunting Bounties: Where is that Hunting Bounties: ? OOPRCT: it's a secret company OOPRCT: try searching on the programs called EKAF and SURIV OOPRCT: EKAF and SURIV has the YNOS emulator OOPRCT: DIPUTS also has it
* Ultima falls off a cliff <Ultima> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! <Ultima> Wham <Ultima> oooh dat hurt <Ultima> lol <BigGeorgieB> typing that sentance hurt? <Ultima> naw itz a joke <Ultima> *drum roll* <BigGeorgieB> *silence* <Ultima> *cymbol clash* <BigGeorgieB> *gun shot*
(SectionX): well i would never power up a xbox (^Tony_Soprano^): thats cause ur a dumb fuck (^Tony_Soprano^): probibally drain all the power in your trailer
<_Muppet_> What religion or race of people living in Britain would disapprove of Elvis? <_Muppet_> Can you suggest one? <Supe-Away> Mormons <Supe-Away> There isnt anything that they DO approve of <_Muppet_> Tee <Squinky> Black Irish, because black people hate everything <Squinky> Except rap music <Squinky> And carjacking <Squinky> And KFC
* |404notfound is now known as [404notfound] <[404notfound]> Does this nick format make me look fat?
<@Osmos|s> im so fucking horny.. its like someones licking the crotch of my voodoo doll
<Supachikn> This transfer speed sucks man, what connection are you on? taken an hour and a half to transfer 1mb <ToadLicka> DSL, What Transfer? <Supachikn> This file I'm sending you. <Supachikn> FUCK, This file I'm sending THE WRONG PERSON <Heysoose> HAHAHAHAH, wasted an hour and half, fewl
<MarKuss> hello , i got a question guys... <SephiLoTb> shoot boy <MarKuss> i got a small hard drive here at the collage and i really need more space... so what should i do? <SephiLoTb> move to a bigger room :)))))))) <MarKuss> ha ha ha very funny
<Arydrall> A printout....'Taoist Taichi Style-Missionary Position' on a printout with Kama Sutra stuff... <Arydrall> WTF IS MY MOM LOOKING UP :O
<LinuxWolf> I love my stuffed tux <RichiH> LinuxWolf: as long as you don't love-stuff your tux...
<juhl> LinuxWolf: I don't mind users being clueless *as such*, what I mind is when they try to do something "clever" on my network and disrupt service for everyone else and I have to clean up the mess! <LinuxWolf> juhl: *nod* <juhl> LinuxWolf: if you don't know what you are doing you should ask the admin *before* you try doing it!!! <juhl> *that* would prevent a LOT of problems <RichiH> juhl: why not just nail a towel and a bottle of water to your front door <juhl> RichiH: what would that accomplish ? <RichiH> as soon as you whip the first imbecible to death with your wet towel, word will spread around the ranks of morons <juhl> RichiH: heh - I'll have to try that
<mritche> Hmmm.. what to do at a school when virtually nobody else is there and I have 7 P4s to play with on a fat pipe <ess-vid> 7 screen streaming porn? <sean> lmao
<frenzaldude> I can't believe that around 60% dont want an XBox! <frenzaldude> I couldn't wait to get mine. XBox is the best gaming console of all time, even look at the stats: http:// www.xbox365.com/xp_consoles.shtml <Flashman> To quote www.maddox.xmission.com, "Saying the Xbox is a good system because it's powerful is like saying you made a great painting because you used the best set of paints." <frenzaldude> not really, coz u might be a crap painter <frenzaldude> anyway xbox has the best graphics and stuf, and u can put it onto the internet!!! thats my fav feature
<[Kindred]Fatsaq> i was drunk once and i threw up and it looked like hamburger helper and i almost convinced a friend to eat it.
[@Incitatus]: http://www.suddenstrike2.de/ [@DynamoDan]: mm desert strike [@DynamoDan]: have you got sudden strike 1? [+EvilMalk]: germans must be getting really bored with ww2 games now [@Flamin_Squirrel]: heh [@DynamoDan]: lol [+EvilMalk]: oh look hans, we get to be another american killing berliners [+EvilMalk]: ja das ist gut
<Noname_MiB> well im outta here, gotta go play RL, theres an event called turkey day ahppening, later <Crembo> RL? I think I downloaded that once but it has bad reviews and a shitty community. <Murph> but RL has sex <Crembo> so do hentai games.
<wahitu> Ok, then. Great time here. Cu all! <Josher> later <wahitu> hmm. one last question. How do I log off? <Josher> X top right <wahitu> thanks. Bye
<homerj> i'm going to see if that beam in the basement is big enough to hang myself from..if not, bbl
* zYgoat announces a historic moment in the history of powered human flight * zYgoat reaches into his backpack * zYgoat pulls out a rocket powered dildo <zYgoat> }===========> * zYgoat jams it up Mikeyben's ass * zYgoat takes a sledgehammer and slams it all the way-in * zYgoat cues up Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More * zYgoat lights the fuse and salutes *** Mikeyben was kicked off #Lopster by zYgoat (zYgoat)
<@Beesta> damn <@Beesta> I really need a sewing machine. <@Pandaemon> Beesta, of course, is very secure in his masculinity
<Weng> *eat much food* <Weng> Yes, that's right #athlon <Weng> I'm eating thanksgiving dinner with you instead of the evil, cocksucking baby-booming, crack whoring family that I am proud to call my own <Weng> Not to mention being both fag-bashers and flaming anti-war liberals <Weng> And I'm sure you all know why I'm against fag-bashing.
<Rottingbeef_> i once accidentaly mooned my dad and he got pissed off and spanked me with an egg spatula thingy
<Cozma> if i had breasts i'd sit around and feel them all day <Cozma> oh wait * Cozma bbl.
<DeadMouse> you do know what an analogy is right? <pantherqs> something to do with anal penetration? <pantherqs> like an anal orgy o sorts ? <pantherqs> bah. too much bash.org for me. </quit> =P
<NiceAngel> anywayz...watching jackass bbl <Linkadmin> I misread that for "whacking a jackass bbl" <pantherqs> link> a mistake like that? blame it on bash. =P
<Da_Masta> I'm dreaming of a White Christmas... <Da_Masta> Join the Ku Klux Klan today!
<VenomX> Morgan Fairchild is scary <VenomX> she is like 70 and she looks 25 <Trimangle> would you do her? <VenomX> im a sexualy deprived male working on thanksgiving and chatting on IRC what do you think