<gleep> Heh. You people don't want to hear how one of my ex-bosses performed a mercy killing on a family's cat at their request. <Sypher-Ryn> Yes we do <gleep> I actually think it's quite funny. <Sypher-Ryn> come on!! Mercy killings! <me^2> tell us <DrCloud> o.O; <ashie> O.O <gleep> He was visiting a cousin's family, they lived out on in the country. While he was there, they told them about their cat that was really old, and had gotten quite sick. The vet had told them they should have it put to sleep. But they just couldn't do it... they started to drive it the 20 miles to the vet a couple times but never got very far. <gleep> So when he was talking to their dad, he said he could take care of it. He had his pistol in his truck. So that evening he finds the cat and takes it out back of the house. <gleep> (Don't read this, sensative viewers! ) So he's out there with his 357, looking down at the cat, who really /was/ in horrible shape. So he's about to shoot the cat when... Something came over him. He stuck his foot under the cat and kicked it into the air... and shot it midair. The 357 blew the poor critter to bits. Then he turns around and sees... The ENTIRE FAMILY staring at him through the picture window. <FJ> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 <ashie> best story ever
Saikoesis: 2. A Singapore singing group by the name of "The Oriental Singers," sang non-stop for 74 hours and five minutes. XDarkMindedX: Is that when they got taken out by snipers?
<@DREAD_0> you now, the only reason yanks spell phonetically is you're all too stupid to understand the intircasies of the english language, it's nothign to be proud of <@DREAD_0> and yes, i realise i cant spell intricacies <Azhrarn> nothign? <@DREAD_0> or nothing <Azhrarn> or know
<@Shadur> MeLearnin: Go away and die. * MeLearnin :( <@Shadur> s/MeLearnin/Meaz < MeLearnin> s/:(/:)/g
<Valqorez> I didn't even get laid <Valqorez> but there's always tomoromw <McCormick> won't happend <McCormick> you"'l have a headache <Valqorez> Nope - I dont have hangovers <Daedalus> you're going about it wrong <Daedalus> YOU getting drunk won't get you laid <Daedalus> getting the girl drunk will get you laid :)
<Melchizedek> hmm..listening to songs without the eq turned on is strangely empty yet pure <Crimsonmonkey> like masturbating
<Hawkon> you know.. we (they guys who got on internet in the early 90's using 14.4kbps modems) <Hawkon> are alot better in bed <Hawkon> cause we had to hang tight with that wank till the damn nude pic got downloaded
<Carlton> "listening socket" = 11,100 google hits. "passive socket" = 1,240 google hits. <Carlton> listening wins. :) <Carlton> We should just let Google make all our decisions for us. <_Bunny> Carlton: "gay" has 65,000,000 hits. "straight" has 14,300.000.
Acire1134:Damn dog keeps fallin off my clock Impala33157:O.O Impala33157:I SO read that wrong
Lundquist: d00d whats SHP Boba Fett: what's shp? Lundquist: sorry it seems that some pharmacy students are sending me there cw Boba Fett: hahaha wtf for? Lundquist: they think im a lecturer, ive just sent them a mail back saying they failed the year for blantant cheating
<hoolar> i haf to go in to the doctor to get my colon examed tommorow <tReMeR> At least its not a anal exam! <tReMeR> o wait..
<Wealllike> what this "uber" you see so often? <timmo> uber - german for over or above <Wealllike> I know that <Wealllike> I'm german <Wealllike> but you write it ü <Wealllike> über <Inuki> how appropriate. a german being a spelling nazi :P
<Mr_|r0n> Do ANYBODY have a program who hack Linux Root password <solarisx-> type /con/con and it will open a hacking window then you type /hack * and it will teach you about it <Mr_|r0n> con/con Unknown command <solarisx-> fuck, you dont have it <Mr_|r0n> were do i get it ? <solarisx-> www.penis.com *** Mr_|r0n has parted the channel
<dcsteve> is there a way to easily convert a mac game to pc <SinisterTengu> yeah...I don't think you can just "convert" it <dcsteve> why not <dcsteve> mac and pc keyboards are virtually the same
<Erth2rst> I'm seventeen years old, I'm home alone, sitting here naked, and I'm rubbing my nipples. <Erth2rst> If only I were female..
<WrkEagle> Phalynx: Ah, but can you conjugate "Vodka?" <Phalynx> WrkEagle: Sure, the past tense is "money", and the future tense is "drunk"
(Munkee): ban MunkeeFucker *** eek sets mode: +b *!*munkee@???.blueyonder.co.uk *** yay sets mode: +b *!*ArseSucke@???.???.???.??? *** Munkee was kicked by eek (oof - don't use bad words) *** MunkeeFucker was kicked by yay (oof)
<NuttO> "Spammers are those morally challenged induhviduals and organisations that steal resources, hijack mailservers and trample over every Term of Service and Acceptable Use Policy that stands in their way in their quest to dump unsollicitated mail into your mailbox." http://216.127.43.94/angel/img/dp/ dp0001.jpg <NuttO> I like how somebody who draws angels fucking each other is morally outraged by spammers.
<@Max> this ball spinning crap is crazy <@Max> this guy would be popular at a rave :P <@Alice`> Anyone at a rave would be popular <@Alice`> "HOLY SHIT THAT GUY HAS TWO LEGS OMFG WTF LOOOOL BONG 420"
<sit`> one of my female coworkers remarked about how i was cutting up my apple with great care so i said "you have to treat it like a woman, cut it in thin slices" <sit`> didn't go over to well for some reason
<Louie[laptop]> i read an article <Louie[laptop]> on a dude that sold 486's <Louie[laptop]> and passed them off as p2's <Louie[laptop]> and shit <err-afk> haha <Louie[laptop]> and it took a while for people to catch on <Louie[laptop]> stoopid people <cheesegoduk> lol how could people not notice that they could only run windows 3.1 on them THEJRC[work]> naah you can get 98 and 2k to run on a 486 <THEJRC[work]> just runs like christopher reeves
(@Niall): whoa homeless guy gets life for raping a 13 y/o and 3 women....tbh if i were homeless i might try sommat like that
<Louie[laptop]> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& item=2078843925 <err-afk> Louie <err-afk> dont ebay anymore <Louie[laptop]> why not <Louie[laptop]> i am gonna buy some xeon workstations <err-afk> some guy got arrested <Louie[laptop]> why <err-afk> for a big ebay scam <Louie[laptop]> oh i dont participate in ebay scams <cheesegoduk> yeah its only happened once
<trankillity> if you've heard of greg packer maybe <trankillity> he's an aussie jungle dj <+srph> jungle dj <+srph> i keep thinking of pubic hair <+srph> shit ... to much bash.org
<Helix> fuck <Helix> my back right tire is flat <Helix> this is lame <Owashawa> change it and put the spare on <Owashawa> problem solved <Helix> then i have to change it <Helix> and its cold <Helix> and wet and shit <irn> You fucking girl <irn> get out there <irn> What if your wife's water broke and you had to take her to hospital, eh? <Helix> it'd make it <Helix> besides, that's what ambulances are for <irn> what if your vehicle IS the ambulance? <Helix> ill know a thing or two about assiting birth <Helix> besides, im gay and exempt from your question <irn> What if your boyfriend got stuck in an inflatable suit during a balloon fetish romp? <Helix> id masterbate until i passed out
<+NikitaDk> The problem is that God gave men both a penis and a brain, but only blood enough to control one organ at a time... Robin Williams <+Challii> ha ha ha ha ha ha <+Challii> and it gave women too much blood that they had to get rid of a load of it each month
<TenBaseT> This computer lab is 47.54 degrees F <TenBaseT> christ. <TenBaseT> I coult type with my nipples. * ataX hits /clear
<_wookie_> hehe Eli was just telling me a funny story, she was helping someone in the building here who couldn't open a jpg in Photoshop, everytime she clicked it would open the image in IE, when she showed her how she wanted to know how to remove the border from the image, eli had to explain that the image had no border, that was the photoshop application surrounding the picture. <elo> thats advanced n00bism ;-)
(@`H4X0R`) Rape is such a negative term, I think we should call it "suprise sex"]
<PONGO> ok... this is my first time on IRC <PONGO> how do I start my own channel? <Optikal> just join a channel that doesn't exist <PONGO> nice try <PONGO> =)
<DeterminedLilBitch> Daishi dont talk <Daishi> ? <Daishi> i talk <DeterminedLilBitch> not to me <Daishi> i just wait till some one says my name and it flashes green <Daishi> then i talk <Daishi> its like sitting at a red light all day
(Smidge|Proggin) Someone's been usin' my computer... (Smidge|Proggin) They tainted it by visiting aol.com (Smidge|Proggin) I feel violated
<comet_11> ooh! 33 new emails <comet_11> let's see what they are... <comet_11> product spam, loan spam, loan spam, survey spam, product spam, sex spam, product spam, virus spam, porn spam, product spam, product spam, contest spam, loan spam, product spam, product spam, loan spam, online payment spam, fake porn virus spam, education spam, product spam, fake contact virus spam, contest spam, product spam, loan spam, product spam, product spam, fake virus cleaner virus spam, fake chick email virus spam, product spam, (cont) <comet_11> fake update virus spam, fake questionnaire virus spam, loan spam <comet_11> you know... it's nice to see some variety in my emails
<anarch> i think I may assfuck the turks <anarch> i owe them <anarch> 2 centuries of occupation has made me bitter <Mr_Poppinfresh> dude, you're not Serbian <anarch> im roleplaying
<DrkNrg`> i once knew a man who took some acid and he thort he was a fire engine, it was kinda funny until he pissed on my lighter
<Apollo-> I would pay for one of you guys to come slob my knob though ;) * Uncouth perks. <Uncouth> Apollo-: how much? <Apollo-> Uncouth: $1 per minute, $1 penalty per minute after the first minute ;)
<NuttO> "The proposal includes the prohibition of Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Turck, the House of the Dead, Duke Nukem, Shadowman, Quake, Instinct Killer, Doom, the Legacy of Kain, Street Fighter and Perfect Dark." <NuttO> I'm sure they'll see a drop in violent crimes in twenty years thanks to this ban. <Cordelia> and in 30 years, Asia Minor will defeat Oceana
<Shark> i'm the only human that has actually seen the loch ness monster <SeXyBW> is that what you call it now shark? <Shark> haha, that's what i call my dick <SeXyBW> so you are the only one that has seen it eh
* temAjinsDawg (kimmy@vw-16408.uu.net) has joined #ultima <temAjinsDawg> I have ultima IV, on SMS......best SMS game ever <temAjinsDawg> people say itS hard to find....is that tRue? <temAjinsDawg> I boughT it for $2 <temAjinsDawg> yeaH ok.....don'T all talk at onCe <temAjinsDawg> hellllllllllllllllooo <temAjinsDawg> phukking answer me!!!!!!! <temAjinsDawg> Do you want me to unleash my horde of script kiddies??? <temAjinsDawg> I have many who do what i ask, in return for wareZ <temAjinsDawg> so answer <temAjinsDawg> pleasE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <temAjinsDawg> i am asking nicely now......answer me <temAjinsDawg> phuck you all.......i have your IP's.......expect trouble!......have a nice day! * temAjinsDawg (kimmy@vw-16408.uu.net) has left #ultima * temAjinsDawg (kimmy@vw-16408.uu.net) has joined #ultima * temAjinsDawg (kimmy@vw-16408.uu.net) has left #ultima
<poo_al> i used to have "bromothymol blue" in my memory buffer. <poo_al> then i copied the girlskissing url <poo_al> and pasted that into my lab <poo_al> too bad i found it <poo_al> my teacher would have given me a 110% if i left it in :(
<trashcan> studpid email <trashcan> Subject:Massive Cocks, 14 inch cocks ripping open tight teen cunt holes <trashcan> WHO thinks of these things <PhD> i heardly think world health organization has time to think up of spam email titles
harleyb: we're not dumb like that up in canda harleyb: and we can also spell our countrie's name harleyb: and use proper everything harleyb: *country's
<neural> i wish my motherboard would find a fatherboard so i could have anotherboard
<Graphic_V> Remember when you turned 18 and you could finally start looking at those naked people on the internet?
<Toad> My two best friends don't use the internet :( <Slime> Ryu and Ken aren't real people though, Toad