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æ BaxterBandito is listening to: [MP3] Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Do You Wanna Touch Me (somecrap) someone go touch bax so he'll be happy æ BaxterBandito is listening to: [MP3] Divinyls - I Touch Myself (somecrap) nevermind he took care of that himself
<bda> I need a job where I can get laid in the line of duty. <beady> teacher? <claws03> grade school?
<testify> i hate the CLI which i have been using for 5 dam years <testify> like i said, its the year 2003 not 1984 <snaund> testify: umm, it's 2002 here <snaund> must be a timezone thing <testify> well its near 2003 <snaund> testify: there's a special name for the year that's nearly 2003 <testify> taht is? <snaund> testify: 2002 <testify> ok
<Eku{MY}> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what
ever comes out"?
<@TheRef>My girlfriend caught me sleep-wanking last night <hoochy>lol, typo. i'm a post that to bash <@TheRef>Dude, that wasn't a typo.
*** User Jezus has logged off the chat for idle time (13293 seconds). [PlanetBob] Wow.. we've been visited by Jezus.. the new..and HIP jesus..
<`Apoc`> i blew a load inside my girl <Shiv[0utz0r]> LOL <Shiv[0utz0r]> welcome to the club <`Apoc`> whats the chances of her becoming pregnant <Apocalypse_DFA[spam-eater]> if she wants to be pregnant, 50%. If she doesnt want to be pregant...100%
<DrLickies> Anyone who wants to fight me, I'll be at Yonge and College in like 25 minutes <capitan0> don't homos hang at yonge and college ? <DrLickies> No, I think they hang a couple of blocks east <DrLickies> But maybe some homosexuals hang there <smackhead> DrLickles- homosexuals will be hanging there in 25 minutes, apparently
<Jeeeeebus> wtf <Jeeeeebus> when I click the minimize button, it is minimizing my cursor to the other side of the screen <Yawgmoth> its a feature, not a bug.
*** Keyser is now known as Keyser|driveby <Keyser|driveby> brb <Keyser|driveby> crawling on floor for a while :\
* koin freaks. <koin> Harry Potter porn X_x <koin> Not what I was looking for. Well, not HP anyway. :P <Solaris> Been there, done that, bought it. <koin> You have HP porn? <Solaris> No. <koin> I was about to say... <koin> ...Why aren't you shari- I mean <_< >_>
<epx> Some hacker is trying to hack into my computer for the last couple of days. Norton firewall blocked the hacker everytime. I know it is from the same person because the same IP address (192.168.1.100) keeps poping up. How do I locate his location using his IP address? What can else can I do?
(doggie^): i remember using morpheus ages back (doggie^): everytime i searched for something i would get !!!!!!!!preteen sex piss fuck shit animals ......................... .avi (doggie^): was very annoying ([olly]): lol (slippy^): yeh :/ (slippy^): that movie sucked
* Hotaru dances more. <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> I suck at dancing. <Vulpes> God help us if you ever try breakdancing. <Hotaru> o/`>-
<Foxie> "My family was asking me all these nosey-ass questions, 'When are you going to find a woman?', 'When are you going to get married?', 'When are you going to have childeren?', then my grandmother was like "Maybe he donesn't like chochate..." and I was like "it's not like I don't like chochlate, it's that I don't like it without nuts." <Foxie> "So my uncle was like "You're gay?! You don't look gay!!", so I said "Yes, I'm one of the newer models, I'm a stealth fag."
<Warhead> call off, everyone: boxers or briefs? <Enargy> depends <Warhead> ......control problems?
<Rory> I once saw on an import Gundam toy "Dont break steamy translucent fabric or new one will come" <Rory> wait that was a pack of Japanese condoms
<sazeMaster> exuse me! <+joshua> the only excuse for you is your mom wanted another child support check
<Yukanojo> Man, dyn.optonline.net just took a massive shit <SPOONprez> Yukanojo: too much fiber in the network? :D
<deim0s> I'm all about discrete mathematics and multivariable calculus! <virt> that sounds like a sad theonion.com personal ad <virt> let me twiddle your integers, baby :(
<Hot_Guy> Fentom: you're a girl?
<Fentom> -{Hot_Guy}- depends how desperate you are and how
much money you will pay for me to come down there
<|404notfound> They need to make keyboards without the caps lock button, and then give the buttons to martial arts masters. <|404notfound> "Only when you can snatch the caps lock from my hand may you yell incessantly like an idiot."
<flawed> i bet #mensa is like #lesbians .. except it's a bunch of retards pretending to be smart, instead of a bunch of guys pretending to be lesbians.
<Bodom83> dir NEW KORN SLIPKNOT DVDS!! <Nvrmr> cd wrong window <Nvrmr> dir <Nvrmr> get dumbass.txt
<FLB> once sex tv showed a room full of women masturbating <FLB> it was an "orgasm class" <FLB> and they all go there <Kamikaze_Watermelon> did you tape it? <FLB> and in a group <FLB> finger themselves. <FLB> Umm <FLB> No. <Kamikaze_Watermelon> bastard <FLB> I was uhh.... <FLB> taking notes?
<FLB> GRRR <FLB> I put moisturizer on my hands in the washroom <FLB> and couldnt turn the door knob to get out <Hawk--> lol <FLB> and there were no towels or anything <FLB> Then I remember I could use my undershirt <FLB> close call though
<Mike_Works> There should be holes in massage tables so if you get an erection when you're getting a massage, you can just put it in the hole, so you don't have to stick your ass in the air. <Mike_Works> There should also be midgets under the tables. Midgets who need the money.
<PixieDee> GIVE ME A YOUNG MAN TO SACRIFICE *** tao|Cyrus- is now known as tao|Cyrus-dieing <PixieDee> omg i don't want a grammatically incorrect sacrificial young man.
<Ddamn> watching someone get banned is like watching a retard throw eggs at an old lady
<Veor> HOT HOT CHICK WAS LOOKIN AT ME <Veor> so i was smilin at her and she smilied back <Veor> so i walked over to her and she kept staring where i was sitting at <Veor> and she had a cane <Veor> i realized she was blind
<gleep> Heh. You people don't want to hear how one of my ex-bosses performed a mercy killing on a family's cat at their request. <Sypher-Ryn> Yes we do <gleep> I actually think it's quite funny. <Sypher-Ryn> come on!! Mercy killings! <me^2> tell us <DrCloud> o.O; <ashie> O.O <gleep> He was visiting a cousin's family, they lived out on in the country. While he was there, they told them about their cat that was really old, and had gotten quite sick. The vet had told them they should have it put to sleep. But they just couldn't do it... they started to drive it the 20 miles to the vet a couple times but never got very far. <gleep> So when he was talking to their dad, he said he could take care of it. He had his pistol in his truck. So that evening he finds the cat and takes it out back of the house. <gleep> (Don't read this, sensative viewers! ) So he's out there with his 357, looking down at the cat, who really /was/ in horrible shape. So he's about to shoot the cat when... Something came over him. He stuck his foot under the cat and kicked it into the air... and shot it midair. The 357 blew the poor critter to bits. Then he turns around and sees... The ENTIRE FAMILY staring at him through the picture window. <FJ> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 <ashie> best story ever
Saikoesis: 2. A Singapore singing group by the name of "The Oriental Singers," sang non-stop for 74 hours and five minutes. XDarkMindedX: Is that when they got taken out by snipers?
<@DREAD_0> you now, the only reason yanks spell phonetically is you're all too stupid to understand the intircasies of the english language, it's nothign to be proud of <@DREAD_0> and yes, i realise i cant spell intricacies <Azhrarn> nothign? <@DREAD_0> or nothing <Azhrarn> or know
<@Shadur> MeLearnin: Go away and die. * MeLearnin :( <@Shadur> s/MeLearnin/Meaz < MeLearnin> s/:(/:)/g
<Valqorez> I didn't even get laid <Valqorez> but there's always tomoromw <McCormick> won't happend <McCormick> you"'l have a headache <Valqorez> Nope - I dont have hangovers <Daedalus> you're going about it wrong <Daedalus> YOU getting drunk won't get you laid <Daedalus> getting the girl drunk will get you laid :)
<Melchizedek> hmm..listening to songs without the eq turned on is strangely empty yet pure <Crimsonmonkey> like masturbating
<Hawkon> you know.. we (they guys who got on internet in the early 90's using 14.4kbps modems) <Hawkon> are alot better in bed <Hawkon> cause we had to hang tight with that wank till the damn nude pic got downloaded
<Carlton> "listening socket" = 11,100 google hits. "passive socket" = 1,240 google hits. <Carlton> listening wins. :) <Carlton> We should just let Google make all our decisions for us. <_Bunny> Carlton: "gay" has 65,000,000 hits. "straight" has 14,300.000.
Acire1134:Damn dog keeps fallin off my clock Impala33157:O.O Impala33157:I SO read that wrong
Lundquist: d00d whats SHP Boba Fett: what's shp? Lundquist: sorry it seems that some pharmacy students are sending me there cw Boba Fett: hahaha wtf for? Lundquist: they think im a lecturer, ive just sent them a mail back saying they failed the year for blantant cheating
<hoolar> i haf to go in to the doctor to get my colon examed tommorow <tReMeR> At least its not a anal exam! <tReMeR> o wait..
<Wealllike> what this "uber" you see so often? <timmo> uber - german for over or above <Wealllike> I know that <Wealllike> I'm german <Wealllike> but you write it ü <Wealllike> über <Inuki> how appropriate. a german being a spelling nazi :P
<Mr_|r0n> Do ANYBODY have a program who hack Linux Root password <solarisx-> type /con/con and it will open a hacking window then you type /hack * and it will teach you about it <Mr_|r0n> con/con Unknown command <solarisx-> fuck, you dont have it <Mr_|r0n> were do i get it ? <solarisx-> www.penis.com *** Mr_|r0n has parted the channel
<dcsteve> is there a way to easily convert a mac game to pc <SinisterTengu> yeah...I don't think you can just "convert" it <dcsteve> why not <dcsteve> mac and pc keyboards are virtually the same
<Erth2rst> I'm seventeen years old, I'm home alone, sitting here naked, and I'm rubbing my nipples. <Erth2rst> If only I were female..
<WrkEagle> Phalynx: Ah, but can you conjugate "Vodka?" <Phalynx> WrkEagle: Sure, the past tense is "money", and the future tense is "drunk"