<WimpBastard> so tired <WimpBastard> 3am <Buchwald> it's only 11am. you should be wide awake <WimpBastard> ... <WimpBastard> wtf <Buchwald> dude, i live in america. our time is the correct time. <Buchwald> therefore, you should be awake <WimpBastard> >:|
<jalist> im giving lin what i always give her <jalist> my knob with a ribbon round it <jalist> maybe one day she'll actually want it <kuhndog> kind of a small gift dont ya think jalist?
<Danae> From the viewpoint of an uncorrupted Christian guy, what would candles mean? <paranoid> He wants sex. <Iggles> sex. <Danae> Danae will devirginized once married. <paranoid> Devirginized? By the Devirginizer? <paranoid> I don't know how you "pure" and "uncorrupt" people work, he could be giving you candles to justify his guilt of fantasizing about you when he beats off all his curbed christian rage into a sweatsock late at night.
<@Zeth> SLing: Will you take 3 years, $2.5 million with a $500,000 signing bonus? <@SLing> Dude, for that much money I'd eat poop for a living
<zAim\brb> let webcam chat <PriMa^BeLLa> let me put on sum makeup... <PriMa^BeLLa> bfrb <PriMa^BeLLa> brb^
<ace> type //run c:\con\con *** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.19503) Quit (Read error to voonilla: Connection reset by peer) *** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.10540) has joined #3GIMPS <voonilla> fark yew <voonilla> i had to like pull my computer out of the wall <voonilla> coz this fatal action thing wouldnt go away <voonilla> and my computer wont turn off if u push the button <voonilla> coz if u shut it down it turns off by itself and shit <voonilla> and so I HAD TO PULL IT OUT OF THE FUCKING WALL <voonilla> AND ITS ALL UR FUCKING FAULT
<Maltagal> hi <Ace> sup <Maltagal> r u over 40 <Ace> haha no <Maltagal> well i was going to see what u r like b/c my mum is single
<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Looking up your nationality... <PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Checking Country <PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Found your race <PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** ERR YOU = DISGUSTING SLAV <PSIKAR> Closing Link: 0.0.0.0 (Sorry, AUSTRALIA is full - try later)
<Krasny> I have a bet with a friend he claims Sydney is not the capitol of Australia LOL <PsychoFreak> Uhhh <BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA <PsychoFreak> Sydney isn't the capital of Australia <PsychoFreak> you're fucked <BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA
<SnowSpectre> good lord... I search for "dos 5" on winmx and this turns up <Bullet> ? <SnowSpectre> 5 young student girls fucked by 2 gym teachers (Lolita Teen Preteen Porn Rape Sex Nude) QWER(1).mpg <Bullet> Lovely. lol <SnowSpectre> and two more ~1GB porn movies <Bullet> damn. <SnowSpectre> and they're all chicks. come on, if you're going to return porn when I search for old versions of dos, at least tailor it to my needs <Tobisaurus> umm... <SnowSpectre> something like "hunky british sys admin flames stupid newbies" <Bullet> lol * Tobisaurus smirks
(dosdemon) when you go to the tournament ask around, everybody has like insane shit to trade (dosdemon) cards I never fucking heard of (coderage) you see any strong black there (dosdemon) yea there were these negroes playing yu-gi-oh that looked pretty scary (dosdemon) make good workers if ya train em right (coderage) yeah but i dont have any fried chicken mana
<SantaClaus> Santa on @#gaysouthcoast <SantaClaus> spreading white christmas in all the wrong places
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> I just dont have that much maney i can spend <[5e]-j4yj0hn> Its all tied up in other things <[5e]-One> like playboy mags and condoms <[5e]-j4yj0hn> no, i have kazaa and socks
<Slime> Smearing your weiner in dog food and going over to Rex does not count as losing your virginity <Slime> Trust me, I should know <Slime> You should have seen the faces at the hospital when I asked where the "Ward for People Who Have Had Their Penises Chewed On By Dogs"
<do0rkn0b> i wanna learn c++ but i am fat <Tomato> if anything fat helps you learn c++ <Loco-san> cause you cant move from your chair
<PigsCantFly> SO MY MUM WAS LIKE "CLEAN YOUR ROOM" AND IM LIKE "NO WAY FACIST" IM THE PUNKEST <@K0ffing> THEN I SAID I'M 12 NOW MUM I CAN STAY OUT AS LONG AS I LIKE AND SHE SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM SO I STABBED HER WITH MY LINKIN PARK PEN <PigsCantFly> D00D MY MUM SAID SHE DOESNT WANT ME SKATING IN THE HOUSE BUT I WAS LIKE NO WAY HITLER AND I KICK-FLIPPED TO INDY GRIND ON THE CAT
<DrT> i was on that cruise once. got really drunk and fucked mini mouse <katlizy> mini mouse? <katlizy> is that not just a little kinky? <DrT> freaked me out when the fake head came off. turned out to be a really nice guy though
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<OmkAR> weeeeeee <OmkAR`> they should have a tv show, where ppl go from cable back to dialup for like a month <OmkAR`> and they film it <OmkAR`> like survival <Spiffeh> rofl <@q-ReZ> lol <@d-_-b> haha
<Lint> too bad the onion wont be allowed to print under martial law. <Spam_Man> is that where ninjas patrol the streets?
< peter> alanis morrisette is a prime example of why horses shouldn't be allowed to sing.
<Locke> that reminds me of my orange shirt thingy <Locke> (its not actually orange mind you) <Locke> its from their stupid campign for sms messages <kailus> oh ok <Locke> it says "r u ok?" <Locke> and when you turn it inside out it says "i feel gr8!" <Locke> and im just dying to write "OMG LOL!!!!" on it <Locke> but the ink will wash off :/ <kailus> hehe awww :\
<iaruj> some idiot keeps unplugging lan cable <seniaguol> is his name... <seniagoul> whatever your name is?
< dai> my knowledge of c/c++ is comparable to my knowledge of women < Weeble> dai: got a null pointer huh? < pairo> You can always read books about C. < shiwan> dai: that doesn't say very much. :P < dai> shiwan: you're a cruel one
<kisama> !speedtest <orge> computer speed is 1125Mhz <claws03> lurking at 1364Mhz <SantaJes> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1915Mhz <kisama> ticks: 148mhz <kisama> yeah. <kisama> fear me motherfuckers <orge> huh? <orge> ticks? <orge> i dont know whats lamer ticks or that 148 mhz
<Nephilim> No, I'm going out on a date with a girl that's had a thing for me since high school <Nephilim> And... she gives head!!!!!!!!!! <+jdp> sooo <+jdp> she will be repulsed at the sight of you now? ^_^ <Nephilim> ... <+jdp> j/k good luck!!! <Nephilim> Damnit
<santa-tim> cause the photo CRIED OUT TO BE HAXORED <santa-tim> it said <santa-tim> PHOTOSHOP A DICK IN HERE, IT WILL BE FUNNY
<Al> arabs can't spell so we have to spell for them <Al> that's why it's "Koran" <Kurt> short for Korean <Lloyddy> i thought ^_^ was short for korean <jre> No, kek is <Alien> huk of the ke <Lloyddy> so is keke short for a jolly korean? <jre> A kek is one unit of kekeke <jre> THis throws people because of the extra letter <Alien> keks bind together via k-ration-synthesis, where each unit sheds one k to form a long chain of kekekeks <Kurt> FREAKIN NERD <Alien> They're what we in the business call kekides *Kurt spanks Alien with moon rocks <jre> The extra Ks then bind to form the atmosphere of the Zerg homeworld <jre> Koreans are to the Zerg homeworld what trees are to Earth <jre> Coincidentally enough, when Zergs respirate, they take in Ks and breathe out chop suey <Alien> When the polykekide chain is broken the free ks are broken to be used for klysis, rendering the Zerg atmosphere a vacuum. <jre> LIAR
<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're waving...
<gazzy> fucken dammit u know it's a bad sign when you wake up and "I R 1337" is written on ur penis :/
<Yaleman> omg.. you should see a netsplit / join on a warez channel with over 3000 people in it... intense <Yaleman> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG <Yaleman> it's like a rollercoaster ride man
<Phobius> I fear nobody *** Phobius (anthony@phobius.support.gamesnet) Quit (G-lined (G-line requested by Jaden.))
<hitman> and <hitman> UNLIKE RageFury... <hitman> I do do guys. <hitman> er <hitman> don't <hitman> heh <hitman> man <ambrosia> lol <hitman> that was a bad typo * ambrosia pages dr. freud
* billh doing a survey of points in the Linux kernel where mutex replacement would increase preemption and therefore reduce latency for hard RT useage. <sateh> bill <sateh> there are too many words in that sentence <sateh> zzzzzzzzzzz <sateh> http://www.wegenermedia.com/ <sateh> ibok spare parts! <sateh> wheee! <Feanor> hmm <Feanor> sateh's drunk :)
<ecs> i heard ass and i came as fast as i could <ecs> oh man... <ecs> i just realized how terrible that sounded
<@Lujan> yet because more and more ppl are getting bigger tvs, and more computers, air con etc <@Lujan> last house I was in was so old it had 10amps for the whole fucking house <@Lujan> put some toast in the toaster and the computer rebooted <Durus> hahahaha lujan. that's some funny shit <@Lujan> Durus: no its not. I am the only person on the planet who had to run his toaster of his UPS
<fustard> one time the band teacher introduced a jazz song with "the negroid population enjoys this piece" <fustard> there were a bunch of black kids sitting in front of me <fustard> there was like a collective "what da fuck"
danamania: wtf... I search on altavista for my page danamania: and an ad at the bottom goes: danamania: Find danamania here! www.ebay.com.au - New & second hand! danamania: I can get a whole new me! Vash: or a slighty used one, with a few dents
<SMW> howdy Ian <SMW> how you doin tonight? <Ian_Sharpe> same as always <Ian_Sharpe> still smoking <Ian_Sharpe> drinking too <Protector> Seems you have something against internal organs that begin with the letter "L"
<jayscrib> I'm hosting a few websites, how can I enable people to connect and edit their sites? FTP is a no-go, and telnet wont work will it? The server is a win98 box (and a lil note: I have a router to go through) <LilWashu> youre hosting websites for people on a win98 machine? <LilWashu> good luck
<Phaze> SOME HOT CHICK <Phaze> JUST MAILED ME <Phaze> HER NEW PICS <Phaze> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <N1k1tA> me too <N1k1tA> she also offered penis enlargement <N1k1tA> and home loans