<+ [Frost2] > fuck theres something in my eye <psychicbug> frost got a cumshot in the eye <psychicbug> ...again <@ [ArtForz]> he prolly saw it cumming <psychicbug> hahaha <+ [Frost2] > you guys are sick k thx
* DrZaius sets mode: +b *.*!*@* <DrZaius> lmao <sneve> haha <Air|THPS2> doc <Air|THPS2> why *.*!? <DrZaius> i've been using dos a lot lately <DrZaius> and wasn't thinking * DrZaius sets mode: -b *.*!*@*
* SilverH|Work is now known as SilverHorse <SilverHorse> OMFG <SilverHorse> I HELD MY DAMN DIAHREA ALL DAMN DAY <SilverHorse> THEN I JUST GOT HOME <SilverHorse> IT WAS LIKE FUCKING HIROSHIMA <SilverHorse> I mean jesus <SilverHorse> you could hear the splash across the house <SilverHorse> it literally covered the entire surface area of my ass <SilverHorse> japanese people died when I let it go
<Jeph> Anyone have a dedicated server, my host is going out of business, and we were buds so I wasn't paying anything, and can't right now... heh? <sbrain> maybe thats why they were going out of business
<cornbread> The last time I got an SMS from a chick, it said 'i h8 u fgt.' <cornbread> I shit you not.
Ryan : political correctness has gone too far! in the card store i went to, the category for christmas was labelled "Wednesday, December 25"
<{fedom}> Dude, I am MCSE and A+, but I dont act lame like
you!
<{fedom}> I am MCSE, A+, CIW, Oracle DBA......I am sitting
here
on a dual p-Xeon 2.8Ghz, 10GB RAM, 1TB 15,000RPM ultra160 SCSI
RAID HD;
give a fucking break kid, I make more money than you ever
will.
<patti11_> anyone wanna talk to a f/10??? <Desantnik> patti11_: Of course you're one of those 10 year olds that goes to Columbia university *** patti11_ (Ender_@sidious.cs.columbia.edu) has left #Kids
<Wilykat> I'm so goth, I pee black stuff. <Wilykat> My goth friends say I should go see a doctor. <Wilykat> But they are just not goth enough to understand!
<Sock_Monkee> yeah, i came out of the closet today....i went in looking for my jacket but all that was there was a bunch of queers
<MickJ> FACT: FAKE TITS ARE A SIGN OF HORRIBLE SELF ESTEEM <Turnspike> Wouldn't it be cool if they had implants with goldfish in them
<fluffy> note to self. when scanning a portion of your anatomy. remember the scanning software keeps that preivew image. untill your parents go to use it.
<brainbox> Xuberant, please, check your keyboard for stuck keys <brainbox> you've clipped Retard-Lock or something
<ian_> kierabee, do you like when a guy puts his hand on the back of your head and forces you down on his penis? <hardlined> haha <ian_> Or do you like to be more self-directed <kierabee> have you forgotten that i'm a lesbian? <hardlined> too much fun for a monday night. <ian_> Cuz I've seen it both ways in the pornography movies, <ian_> kierabee, lesbos still enjoy the dick. <ian_> The Dick. <hardlined> if she is a lesbian your gonna have to go the forceful way. <kierabee> well, that's clearly all the education that you've had <ian_> kierabee, the pepper spray only stung for a couple days after I last had sex
<ian_> Speaking of shaving, I was experementing with my beard trimmer's hair length settings so I decided to test it on my chest hair. Now I have a trail of missing hair going from my crotch to my neck. It's like you're looking from overhead at a foreset with a trail of trees cut down. <kierabee> your chest hair is on your crotch? <ian_> There's no clear line of where one stops and one begins. <kierabee> that's a savory image <ian_> kierabee, I can shave my ass hair and make a toupe. <kierabee> why don't you just braid it and leave it in place? <ian_> Can you braid it for me?
<Kaos> Old school bling <Kaos> If I could find one of those clock necklaces <Kaos> I'd wear it <Agnarth> flava flav <steve> bling? <steve> I'm sorry, I don't speak nigger.
*** AnimeHost used to use a script... back in the age of AOL <@AnimeHost> a script was a mans sword back then. <@AnimeHost> now... its a way to combat ignorant malays
<chem> IM my friend gray then <chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing his own pc
<avat> damn, I've been playing ut too much <avat> my cursor moved & I was gonna shoot it
*** Joins: Amnesia (ggdf@hide-49208.wc.saix.net) <Amnesia> yo <rawhed> yo amnesia <rawhed> remember me? ;)
<Vuriand> Curz: Does OFP have good music? <Curz> No. It sucks <Curz> And it sucks very hard <Curz> Now I'm off to suck <Curz> Argh <Curz> *sleep
--> nwa (~mc_ren@dsl05673a42.mich.athenet.net) has joined # perl-fu <nwa> OMG I just had the best shower <nwa> I bought one of those girly gay shower sponges <nwa> man, I'm like fuckin lickable clean <you_suck> ... <nwa> anyone want to prove me wrong? <nekroplasm> wtf --- hardlined sets ban on *!*@*.athenet.net <-- hardlined has kicked nwa from #perl-fu (uhh.. your outta here like a boner in sweatpants..)
<Presto> why do they even do that on websites. <Presto> If the link above is flashing you win! <Presto> but it seems that the link is always flashing... <Presto> infact, I have never seen it not flash. <Moeser> its more like "if you are a gullible user, YOURE A WINNER!" <Presto> pisses me off <jenara> ive clicked it before <jenara> turns out, you don't win <jenara> you sell your soul <jenara> TO THE DEVIL <Moeser> NOOO NOT THE DEVIL! * Moeser rips off his mouse button <Moeser> must.... not... click...
<WoWMaN\>ah well, i'm off now <Bart\> where to? <WoWMaN\>some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out" <WoWMaN\>that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I tell my mum what I'm off to do <Bart\>sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then you go to the bathroom... <Bart\>would seem pretty suspicious to me <WoWMaN\>well, not to my mum <WoWMaN\>in fact... we don't even have a dog :)
* Locke is listening to Nsync - Tearin' Up My Heart <Locke> ... <Locke> time to turn the plug-in off
<Svartfot> try putting some flavored tea up you mouth..same shit different name if you ask me * Svartfot was kicked by Dekkon (Thank you for not discussing the outside world, goodbye.) <^flash> you guys kick and ban people for the most fucked up reasons... <hardlined> stfukthx * McMoo sets mode: +b *!*_flash@*.bix.bellsouth.net * ^flash was kicked by McMoo (no we don't.) <JafoMatic> laugh
<Lakitu7> "This pokemon wears the skull of its dead mother" <Lakitu7> Cubone is really screwed up <Lakitu7> Why the hell would they write that into the poke-universe? That's going to screw up some little kid <Lakitu7> "We're sorry Johnny. Your mother didn't make it" "Can i have her skull for a helmet?" "what?"
<Keiichi> i love having a 5-CD changer and a shitty memory <Keiichi> it's like an endless supply of new music
<[0megaX]> oh what the hell, her computer is doing the exact same damn thing <[0megaX]> it's like there's a time bomb in os x..everything works perfectly until this exact moment when it stops for both of us..that's fooken strange <AeroBob> It's a sign from God. <AeroBob> Mac users edited it out of the Bible, but the eleventh commandment was "Thou shalt get a proper computer, for fuck's sake."
<Valas> i think my family left me and went on vaction <Valas> nobody has answered the phone for 3 days <Fulmanar> lol <Valas> and my bro hasnt been home either <Valas> this is what they did on thanksgiving <Valas> they all went to toronto and didnt tell me <Valas> and came back 2 days later <Valas> i should leave a suicide note and run away for like a month, and come back and tell them "See how it feels you stupid fucks" <Fulmanar> lmao
<Nematocyst> Christ <Nematocyst> I have you urinate <Nematocyst> I hate to urinate <Nematocyst> I have to urinate <Nematocyst> fuck <Nematocyst> the time it took me to write that I could have peed like four times over
* Schroe enjoys the benifits of dial-up <ZRaven> benifits? <Schroe> In between page loads, I have time to clean various parts of this eternally dirty house.
<Cecil> I keep on getting this error, it tells me to press "any" key, where the fuck is the any key? <A|LOCO> Right between the "jack" and "ass" key
<intra> I get to drop off kristin's bag... that reminds me, i get to smell her clothes tonight before I go to bed.
<intra> I have to go to Walmart to get some deoderant. But I thought it would be weird to buy just deoderant, so I thought about getting some DING-DONGs or something, but then I'd be buying DING-DONGS and DEODERANT. So I figure I might buy a shirt, but then I'd be buying DING DONGS, DEODERANT and a SHIRT. So I'm screwed no matter what I buy.
* LordLinus has returned.. back again ..[gone/46d 16h 43m 32s] * LordLinus is gone.. autoaway after 15 min [cyp/lp].. <nester> and so it begins again...
<Marlean> At a concert for the homeless they gave the homeless CD`s instead of food. Like they could ever listen to it... * Marlean sighs
<KungFuGrp> CABLE <KungFuGrp> It's ALIVE!!!!!! <KungFuGrp> the cable man didn't say anything about the warez cds, but he kind of got mad cause of the black box plugged into the tv <Wilamena> haha
<falc> i now declare 'oat' to mean 'on another topic', please update your geeky brains immediately
*** IRC -- Based on the original code written by Jarkko Oikarinen *** Copyright 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991 University of Oulu, Computing Center <Jarkko> You people have turned a cute little project I did 5 years ago INTO A TREMENDOUS WASTE OF TIME!!! GET A LIFE!!! MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT!!! You, with the bot... have you ever kissed a woman?
<crunchyfish> Yeah, poor ZS. Shoplifting, and then getting in trouble for shoplifting. Things are so fucking unfair sometimes. <Chris_A> Hey, Winona Ryder didn't lose her IRC priviledges. <crunchyfish> Yeah, and she's not half as hot as ZS.
<Kersus> we have to exchange presents at work. we had a $20 limit. So naturally I bought 20 dollars worth of kool-aid
<mootlife> wtf * mootlife prayers have been answered <mootlife> bus full of hot chicks just came here * mootlife goes outside
<Kerrick> Thank you for installing the newest in microsoft products: Microsoft Church <Kerrick> Error! file: pope.bmp contains corrupt data, and cannot load <Kerrick> Please follow these simple steps so we can customize Microsoft Church to your liking <Kerrick> Step 1: Which of your children would you like to be molested? []Billy []Michael []Timmy <Kerrick> Step 2: with the addition of papyal tithing is even easier! (to continue donate 1/10 of your salary via the paypal button) <Kerrick> Step 3: Microsoft church will go inot full screen mode and cannot be closed for 2 hours every Sunday []morning []afternoon []night <Kerrick> Thank you for setting up microsoft church!