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#58730 [ + | - ] 252
RetardedCrow: www.ragingrooster.com
Chloe Margarita: You find the oddest sites. How do you do
that?
RetardedCrow: I looked up cock.
RetardedCrow: Fights, er, cock FIGHTS
#58723 [ + | - ] 343
<Lazy_Robot> Sometimes they dont label the gay porn gay on
kazaa....
<Lazy_Robot> I wonderd why the guys were fucking
<Lazy_Robot> thought some ladies were coming....
<Lazy_Robot> took awhile b4 I realised.
#58722 [ + | - ] 164
<TsN|Wildchild> yes Im a nerd... Im pushing 30 and I enjoy
playing video games, so sue me bitch
<TsN|AgentABC> im pushing 16 WC, i feel you pain
<TsN|Wildchild> thats puberty abc it will pass
#58715 [ + | - ] 745
<gatewatcher> heh, last year, when my parrents made me goto
ccd, i had to sit through a pro-life presentation. after, the
guy asked my friend if he was pro-life. my friend goes yes, of
course i am, i'm catholic. the guy goes, that's good. then my
friend goes, yeah, i mean you can't eat babies unless they're
born... the guy was clearly horrified.
#58692 [ + | - ] 43
<silk|around> whats that site where you put a name in and it
says your a homo or somthing
<silk|around> ahh got one
<silk|around> nn all
#58690 [ + | - ] 166
(hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :]
(cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger
than they areally are
#58683 [ + | - ] 165
<@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a fucking job
<@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job
#58677 [ + | - ] 233
<Miz> why does windows messager not close? :E
<Miz> there isnt anything using it!
<Cheez> hotmail?
<Miz> not visible anyway
<Miz> nope
<Miz> no windows open 'cept this
<Cheez> try killing the process
* Miz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Cheez> wrong process...
#58639 [ + | - ] 16
<T`karthon> This is my hard drive assnip, I just don't like
having 10 gigs of mp3s slowing my shit down
<Spleen_work> you are a stupid fuck
#58636 [ + | - ] 449
<[_tOz_]> people saying internet is full of childporn is so
full of bullshit...i cant find a single picture
#58633 [ + | - ] 290
< back2u> yeah ... somme ppl r just born loosers like urslef
...
< pairo> Hey, at least I can spell loser.
< back2u> heh.
< pairo> Not to mention "people", "are" and "yourself".
< back2u> good for you ...
< pairo> Oh, and "some".
< back2u> the caybord is not a good one :P
#58630 [ + | - ] 12
<bi0cide> this is rad
<bi0cide> its erotic magnetic poetry
<bi0cide> im getting off just reading the words
<bi0cide> errr
<bi0cide> :|
#58627 [ + | - ] 310
(@RyJones) new laptop?
(lukehop^) No, it's my old one, just gradually turning it into
a cow
(@RyJones) yeah my exwife did that
#58625 [ + | - ] 286
<[Knob]> IM NOT COLORBLIND, thanks to this test: http://
www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/vision_sabotage.asp
<rTenshi> I WISH I WERE BLIND, thanks to this page: http://
www.goatse.cx
#58620 [ + | - ] 965
<Arcturus|BuF> The Sims is the only game where you can kill
someone by trapping them between strategically placed toilets
#58619 [ + | - ] 329
<Bal> saw lotr2
<biff|JK2> u like Bal?
<Bal> when legolas calls out to gimli at the begining, i was
expecting him to say 'come on silent bob'
<Lun> LOL
#58610 [ + | - ] 129
<rover> I took my Ventolin puffer, and puffed it onto this
cockroach that was still
<rover> it died
#58603 [ + | - ] 388
<jihad> i need crack
<craz> www.gamecopyworld.com
<jihad> not this fuckin software, the drug
#58600 [ + | - ] 204
<Meshugga> sleep is supposed to be done between 6 am and 2 pm
<octane> whats this sleep thingie anyways?
<octane> is it something real or yet another urban legend?
<Meshugga> sleep, neut., The thing which makes all your boxen
idle
<octane> thats called `power outage' here.
#58591 [ + | - ] 294
*this took place on December 26th

[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>
[00:02] <berger> haha
#58548 [ + | - ] 88
<Kevyn> I think I'm going to buy one of those LCD screens and
snap it onto my girlfriend instead of my Gamecube.
<Kevyn> So I can play Monkey Ball and fuck her in the ass at
the same time.
#58547 [ + | - ] 328
<crunchyfish> It's easier to talk to girls if you find little
ways to surprise them.
<crunchyfish> Like punching them in their fucking whore face
in a dark parking lot.
#58544 [ + | - ] 117
<_apostle_> yea but all the really fun stuff costs more money
<_apostle_> and you need to find the right kid of hooker
<Monk_Grav> The right kid of hooker?
<Monk_Grav> I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
<_apostle_> *kind
#58532 [ + | - ] 1438
<wangschlong> So i was walking by some house
<wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the
house
<wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me
<wangschlong> it turns out
<wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP
#58531 [ + | - ] 512
<fiddler> how do u ppl say either, like i-ther or like e-ther?
<jnss> i don't say either
#58527 [ + | - ] 512
<Sirex> i should set the ping reply as a negative number
<Sirex> and tell people i'm from the future
#58524 [ + | - ] 560
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death
instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with
firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death
with a big black cock.
#58520 [ + | - ] 191
* Mr`Anders is now known as MrAndersn
<TreOptik> mrandersn sounds like a pedophile biochemestry
teacher
***later
<_spirit_> hmm mr anderson... that reminds me of highschool
<TreOptik> i said something like that too ..
#58507 [ + | - ] 404
<LeX|NgToN> i got a blister on the inside of my hand =/
<Vagabonde> haha, from wacking off?
<LeX|NgToN> Y DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT?!
#58505 [ + | - ] 439
<StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'.
they really dont target this shit well do they, I DONT HAVE A
FUCKING JOB
#58495 [ + | - ] 12
<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire.
<robg> It's a small electrical one, though.
<robg> My moms trying to take care of it.
<NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!!
#58491 [ + | - ] 221
joerodZ3: ppl should chase their dreams
joerodZ3: it's the route to happiness
RGarza983: and jailtime
#58490 [ + | - ] 41
<cronwrk> this is a really stupid question.. but anyway.. what
drivers should you use with microsoft wheelman mouse.. will
logitech drivers work?
#58482 [ + | - ] -72
*** m0ndi changes topic to '[01:08] <Lottiepie> now i don't
have pussy anymore [01:10] <m0ndi> u left it at your ex bf's
place that he can have some fun with [01:10] <Lottiepie> yep
:)'
<m0ndi> i guess thats enuff
<Lottiepie> the topic is too big
<mensab> nothings too big as long as is all goes in
<mensab> errrm... that could go into bash :P
#58473 [ + | - ] 199
<voidnull> Computers destroyed my life. Today when my mum told
me to get up, I asked her for the password.
#58471 [ + | - ] 210
<Kaitlin> Holy shit my chair just broke right out from under
me... I was just sitting here and next thing I know I'm on the
ground and the keyboard tray has fallen down on top of me
<Kaitlin> I'm not a fatass, I swear!!!! *inno*
<Shala> i was refraining from that comment, tubby
#58455 [ + | - ] 823
<Matto20V> get lost
<uneekwahn> I can't
<uneekwahn> I have a map
* Matto20V points at his asshole
* uneekwahn opens his map for "the grand canyon"
#58454 [ + | - ] 138
<Mosqui^> but don't diss clothes
<Mosqui^> clothes rule
<Mosqui^> i love clothes
<Mosqui^> and i love shopping for clothes
<Mosqui^> .....god i'm a woman
#58450 [ + | - ] 266
<+ [Frost2] > fuck theres something in my eye
<psychicbug> frost got a cumshot in the eye
<psychicbug> ...again
<@ [ArtForz]> he prolly saw it cumming
<psychicbug> hahaha
<+ [Frost2] > you guys are sick k thx
#58449 [ + | - ] 86
* DrZaius sets mode: +b *.*!*@*
<DrZaius> lmao
<sneve> haha
<Air|THPS2> doc
<Air|THPS2> why *.*!?
<DrZaius> i've been using dos a lot lately
<DrZaius> and wasn't thinking
* DrZaius sets mode: -b *.*!*@*
#58447 [ + | - ] 83
<threeve> woohoo moms password is still same as last month
#58443 [ + | - ] 406
* SilverH|Work is now known as SilverHorse
<SilverHorse> OMFG
<SilverHorse> I HELD MY DAMN DIAHREA ALL DAMN DAY
<SilverHorse> THEN I JUST GOT HOME
<SilverHorse> IT WAS LIKE FUCKING HIROSHIMA
<SilverHorse> I mean jesus
<SilverHorse> you could hear the splash across the house
<SilverHorse> it literally covered the entire surface area of
my ass
<SilverHorse> japanese people died when I let it go
#58441 [ + | - ] 179
<Jeph> Anyone have a dedicated server, my host is going out of
business, and we were buds so I wasn't paying anything, and
can't right now... heh?
<sbrain> maybe thats why they were going out of business
#58428 [ + | - ] -20
<HitlerYouth88> all i want is a white girl for xmas :(
#58422 [ + | - ] 388
<Spammy> shit. i just ate my brothers christmas present
#58421 [ + | - ] 193
<cornbread> The last time I got an SMS from a chick, it said
'i h8 u fgt.'
<cornbread> I shit you not.
#58417 [ + | - ] 263
Ryan : political correctness has gone too far! in the card
store i went to, the category for christmas  was labelled
"Wednesday, December 25"
#58392 [ + | - ] -40
<{fedom}> Dude, I am MCSE and A+, but I dont act lame like
you!
<{fedom}> I am MCSE, A+, CIW, Oracle DBA......I am sitting
here
on a dual p-Xeon 2.8Ghz, 10GB RAM, 1TB 15,000RPM ultra160 SCSI
RAID HD;
give a fucking break kid, I make more money than you ever
will.
#58319 [ + | - ] 1313
<patti11_> anyone wanna talk to a f/10???
<Desantnik> patti11_: Of course you're one of those 10 year
olds that goes to Columbia university
*** patti11_ (Ender_@sidious.cs.columbia.edu) has left #Kids
#58316 [ + | - ] 392
<Wilykat> I'm so goth, I pee black stuff.
<Wilykat> My goth friends say I should go see a doctor.
<Wilykat> But they are just not goth enough to understand!