<Arch1942> oh my god i love this WC3 mod <dj> whats it like? <Arch1942> 4 races that have 3 abilities each <Arch1942> orcs, humans, night elves, and undead. <Arch1942> Very Cool. <dj> cool <dj> whats the differences between the races? <Hamster-AFK> dj - Well, white people can't jump for one thing
<wig> Seriously... .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time
<Spike> I had a cook at my job ask if I wanted to go out for a beer and a bong hit today. <Spike> I should have known to just say no when a 40 year old man who was in jail for a year says to me (age 19) "Hey, what are you doing tonight?"
<freek> hey man, when i go to buy condoms, i'll be standing tall. "TONIGHT.. I AM GETTING SOME."
<Z> Swear to god.. <Z> These guinea pigs are like <Z> Not even 6 months old <Z> AND THEY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY LIKE 10000000000000000000000000 TIMES <Z> ><; <Incorrect> lol <Incorrect> hjahahahahah <Z> Now they're pissing me off.. <Z> I can't get one simple pussy <Z> And they're hitting them like a batting cage
<mspencer> but when people say it's impossible to travel faster than light, they're probably right. Some extremely interesting and surprising things would have to happen before that could be wrong. <Wataru> mspencer: like my getting laid? <Biggy> EXACTALY <Biggy> IMPROBABLE, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. JUST VERY CLOSE.
<whit> regardless that i like my womens to have badonkadonk asses <whit> and drink 40s before i slam my big meat pole up there <whit> nothing like the feeling that you are fucking one of those Big Arbys roast beef sandwiches with extra sauce.
<s0ul> all i know is, i know where the chloroform is in the lab now..... i'll have a date one way or the other for Valentine's Day
<ShoveX> beerman would you have gay sex for 2 million dollars? <@Beerman> with who <@Beerman> and do I have to pay all at once <@Beerman> or can I pay in instalments
<jay> when i get married im gonna buy my wife a BMW 318, because they are really safe and yet sluggish enough for her not to cause any trouble <adam> yeah? when i get married, im gonna take out a big life insurance policy on my wife and buy her a Hyundai Excel
<Pieh0> whats wrong with handcuffs and a ball gag to make things fun <[Clowneh]> nothing if u just got arrested.... <Pieh0> what??
<nolamerbro> i m god in cs <nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically placed right into peoples skulls <Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"...
<Mayonaise> i wonder if the guy from police academy that makes noises can mimic a 56k modem handshake and complete a connection to a computer
<SMW> god damn.. I realy dont photograph well <Peter> Actually, you photograph very well. Unfortunately, that's how you look in real life.
<dirtyfrog> My life's ambition is to be quoted on bash. <dirtyfrog> And that's the truth <ap0c> That's really really sad.
<Beanie> so what should I play? <DarkMSTie> adventure games ==Beanie fires up Zork <DarkMSTie> I need a graphical interface <Beanie> graphical shmaphical <Beanie> the graphics are in your BRAIN!!!
<slA>hmm, saw this on the QDB <slA><MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way. <slA>There's a funeral company where I live, and one of their hearses' licence plates is "YUR NEXT"
<Noplex> So Herne, what is your New years resolution? <Herne> To stop talking to you? <Noplex> You broke that already. <Herne> Oops
<Mbwana> When i was 10 I was on a ferry and it was very windy out, so I decided to take an entire roll of toilet paper and see if I could let it all out into the wind and see if I could unroll the whole thing before it touched the water. <Mbwana> It was quite amusing. <Rialian> well? did you? <Mbwana> Yes <Rialian> hehehehe <Mbwana> It looked very neat <Qaulorn> you're easily amused too? <Sealom> How far did it get before it hit the water? <Mbwana> Of course I am, why do you think I'm on this channel? <Qaulorn> how did it not tear? did you get the super absorbant quilted kind? <Qaulorn> do you get the runs? share with us, we are here to help you <Mbwana> Once I had the entire roll unraveled. I would estimate that it flew in the wind for about 1 1/2 minutes or so <Qaulorn> was it patterned? or plain white? <Mbwana> It plain <Mbwana> Uh <Mbwana> Minus the it <Mbwana> People were awestruck at my amazing feat. People even videotaped it and took pictures of it. <Sealom> I accuse you of lying.
<Rafa> A Pirate walks into a bar. <Rafa>The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch." <Malkatov> The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts"
<@lemming> i had my box for a while, and had to have replacement HDs twice, since they kept getting errors on them... the second time they sent a different make, 60gig, instead of the 40gig i had before... and it's noisy as fuck :/ <@lemming> still, if i turn my death metal up load enough i can't hear it, and that allows me to have 20 gigs more death metal than i could have had before... ;)
<[Binary]> How do I block pornsites and stuff in Windows? My aunt just got a huge bill after her kids had been surfing.
<Raspberry> I'm a "Businessman" i work for myself -- I do not sit in my parents basement and drink mountain dew all day while beating off to Princess Leah during the Jabba the Hutt scenes -- so I really don't relate to most "linux geeks"
<Drac|working> cool pizza,beer and my computer......this is the life <Seth> Drac|working: that is the life of one who doesn't have a life ;)
--> Sunny (~Sunny@as1-71.w3c.com) has joined #gtk+ <Sunny> hello every one <Sunny> can anyone tell me waht to choose QT or GTK+
<@DataBrokers> Wow I just some more skiers in Canada were caught up in another avalanche right near where those fellows died in one just last month. <@DataBrokers> Those folks need to pay attention more it seems to me. <crrj> Yes, teenagers, age 13-15 or so <netnomad> It happened the day of the NASA barbeque. <netnomad> They're just reporting it now, cuz the AP wire isn't as congested. <@DataBrokers> OH, that's cold <netnomad> No, actually it was kinda hot.
<nullstar> i'm not criticizing, either. <nullstar> well, i guess i am, but it's intended in a constructive manner <nullstar> which is the good cholesterol of criticism. :)
<@LinuxGrrl> 'president bush, your popcorn burned. we have the fbi investigating the terrorist attack on your evening snack.'
(markut) that this was a bicycly accident (@El-Ztevo) bicycly? does that mean it kinda involved bicycles?
<pb2k> im gonna rename man on unix to woman ... cause they think they know everything anyhoo <Morpheus> and if you tell some-one to "grep their man for 'release'" non-technical people might look at you funny
<fnad> damn look at those spaceship quotes plummet on the QDB! <grongy> SHIT! <grongy> at this rate I'll never be able to find good nigger quotes again
<just4helpin> How did you guys get your ideas for user names? <synth> i dunno <Wrench> im a tool
(@tgitm): I still think its funny when girls say "size doesn't matter" (@tgitm): if that's the case, why are dildos never small but beautiful?
<Burned> Its stuff like the Columbia shuttle disaster that really brings you down to earth
<Spike> Spam email title: "Did you get your dsjtlkasjt today?" <Spike> Why no, no I did not.
<Y> I dl'ed the Tatu video <Fuzen> No one is going to remember them in a month, I guarantee you. <Y> that's because everyone who listens to them now except for myself did so because they saw them make out in the video first <Fuzen> Correct. <Fuzen> That's the entire reason that they're popular. <Fuzen> They make out in their video. <Fuzen> I would advise them to continue this trend, but increase in gratuity each video. At that rate, they'll be fucking donkeys by their next album. <Y> next video, "All the things she said club remix" <Y> they take their clothes off and snowball in the rain <Y> they get hardcore gangbanged in the video after that <Fuzen> Then it's on to bukkake. <Y> it'll be snuff porn by track 10, and there goes their careers <Fuzen> I look forward to that day.
* PokeSmot pokes everyone to sleep <+JohnTaSays> ur nick somehow makes me keep thinkin of smoke pot <@Pyroman> ...
<Reaper_of_Souls> at the risk of sounding unbelievably gay, lace underware has more crotch space than you'd think
<Jihan_Xan> Or [P] in a dress, and his penis in my mouth. I am yelling "SUCK AMANDA, SUCK!" to him. <Jihan_Xan> fuck <Jihan_Xan> haha <Jihan_Xan> I just dissed myself. <[P]aradox> Yep, that you did. <pumkin> lol Jihan! <Jihan_Xan> I need to stop smoking crack. <[P]aradox> The power of Christ compels you <pumkin> I had to read that twice.
<+Sketchee> I used to subscribe to this magazine: www.clubfreshmen.com/ <+TheWalls> im not clicking that link <NSGuest-617> me neither <+Sketchee> It's obviously college related. <+Sumez> sounds like gay porn to me <+Sumez> "fresh men" <NSGuest-617> knowing sketchee, it is <+Sketchee> Damn you all. <+Sketchee> Sad part is you're right.
CHz16: So, I was trying to figure out why I keep playing Super Monkey Ball 2. CHz16: Was it the puzzles? The action? The vibrant landscapes? CHz16: And then I realized, I didn't need an excuse. CHz16: You don't need to rationalize making monkeys encased in clear, plastic balls fall off a level into a lake of fiery death. mactigerz: rofl CHz16: I just hope the ASPCA doesn't find out.
<Kitsa> heh, you want to see something funny, closed-caption the news. <Kitsa> "twenty people were taken to the emergency room after touching debris" <Kitsa> translates to <Kitsa> "twently people were taken to emerge in see room after touching the brie." <Kitsa> the deaf must think we're insane.
<adm> i should run for office <adm> and my slogan will be this <adm> "I DON'T CARE AT ALL ABOUT ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS! :D" <adm> with the smiley and everything <ryu829> hey i cant log in through mirc <adm> I DON'T CARE! :D
<crunchyfish> The space shuttle Columbia walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, why do you look so down?" The shuttle says, "Oh, I just broke up with my crew."