<Kythren> I think it would be hilarious if North Korea decided to launch a pre-emptive attack on the US while we're busy messing around with Iraq. <Ryuujin> Kythren, NK has already warned they will <Ryuujin> if the US doesn't stop shoving their troops into south korea <Kythren> Coming soon from Jerry "I love explosions" Bruckheimer: <Kythren> Pearl Harbor II : North Korea Strikes First! <Ryuujin> Pearl Harbor III: We really should have seen it coming after the last two times <Silence> If that wasn't so serious it might even be funny <Kythren> Eh, I'll probably still be laughing about it when I'm being dragged up against the wall by their troops.
<@pc|dogg> I'm using a file search engine, looking for the wonderful 6-movement "Dona Nobis Pacem" by Vaughan Williams. The only result it comes up with is (no joke) <@pc|dogg> "Donald duck gets a blow job.wma"
<ZBZZN> BUKKAKE! <ZBZZN> I yelled that in class <ZBZZN> and ppl went like "WTF" <Killrbyte> I once had a guy yell out "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!" in the middle of a test. <Killrbyte> Then the guy next to him said "SHIT! I didn't think you'd actually do it!" as he whipped out a $20 bill and handed it over.
<MogKnight> I need a button that makes me go forward in time <@Ushi> They have that. <@Ushi> It's called liqour.
<Null> hittman <Hittman> hi Null <Null> you are a load that should have been swallowed ;/ <rb_> 20 bucks says he doesnt get it <Null> i see your 20 and raise you 20 <Hittman> load <Hittman> ? <rb_> YES!!! <rb_> I WIN
<DCGrendel> i spent 8hrs today doing evil code to do evil things i dont really understand <ragnarok2040> you work for microsoft?
<@Jaxxin> your momma's so fat, I want to have sex with her and not tell anyone else :(
<Smmenen> Rakso, as a law student, how can it possibly help you to be so exaggerating <Tristal> Do you even know what lawyers DO?
* H0merTax (~FathrBake@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net) has joined <H0merTax> hello, does anyone know what it means when it says "need correct key to join a channel"? <@Opeeo> to fix it type /quit special key *** H0merTax has left IRC (special key) * H0merTax (~FathrBake@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net) has joined <H0merTax> hey i tried that and it kicked me off? id really appriciater help <@Opeeo> try /quit special key 2 <H0merTax> where dop i type ot in... the window that says where i connect? <@Opeeo> yeah bro <H0merTax> thanx *** H0merTax has left IRC (special key 2) * Opeeo sets mode: +b *!*@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net
<+an_ass733> Hey guys I have someting interesing to tell <+an_ass733> I went to a chinese restaurant for lunch today <+an_ass733> The fortune cookie said "A successful life comes from a life of virtue and hard work." <+an_ass733> On the back were the lottery numbers.
<KKK> hey guys check this out, i can say all the banned words, and not get banned, look <KKK> FUCK YOU MYDOWNLOADER KAZZA XDCCSPY CRITEN INSIDERZ * dv sets mode: +b *!*@52DF899E39.addictz.net * KKK was kicked by dv (banned: Repeated Offence, No Caps! 5min ban)
<StreaK> fuck im in a lot of channels * Volt|Sleep does a whois a StreaK <Volt|Sleep> StreaK is on #3drealms @#incest_r_us @# animalphilia @#fecalphilia @#luvn_lambs_rule @#mom-fuck-movies #disney_pics <StreaK> WTF <StreaK> i thought i had ops in disney_pics
<citizenh8> bubb rubb jacked my GC game <citizenh8> its been held up in Oakland for 4 days now
<trollusk_zzz> ha ha slip <trollusk_zzz> i have two quotes on bash and what do you have? a hot girlfriend and a promising sports career! SUCKER
<markogogo> :( <markogogo> I try and try and try.... <markogogo> ... and nothing comes out of it. <Yellow-Snow> try using the other hand mark
<Aiwa> I might be writing an editorial about the state of NASCAR and what led to Dale Earnhardt's death... <Graphic_V> I'm guessing the wall.
<Lincoln`s_Wax> Liberal Arts Quantum Physics: Light's damned fast and not everything is as it seems. Space is funny like that. The end.
<JakBauer> oh thats right, we could only use 8 char nicks on efnet. <CactusJac> 9 chars <kuribo> cactus... <kuribo> you're on altnet now <kuribo> JUST ADD THE FREAKING K <CactusJac> no <kuribo> ADD IT <CactusJac> OK *** CactusJac is now known as CacktusJac
<CyniKaL> id pretend I was gay to be the fluffer for a porn movie... <Kohn|watching|eating> Fluffer: person that sucks the cocks when they go limp during a porn movie
<urandom> hrm...do you have kids? <RangerRick> nope <urandom> route add -host 192.168.0.5 gw 127.0.0.1 <--- It's comes to this, the only way I can get them to do their chores
<Slicer> Its funny how the thought of sucking on a wet sock makes me feel sick to my stomach <Slicer> and the thought of sucking on a dick, disturbingly enough, doesn't. <Red> ...
[Tom] That was unexpected [Tom] I was playing with my pen [Tom] And it just exploded [ReDeeMeR] Quite the contrary; usually if you 'play' with your 'pen' enough, it will 'explode'
<Dezmo> man, a coworker of mine had a blind date, so I offered to call him right after he met her so if she was ugly he could act like some emergency had come up and had to go <Dezmo> so I call, and she answers the phone "is this the emergency phone call in case I'm a skank?"
<Tommy^> anybody know if u can download win98 second edition for free if you allready own 98 <Tommy^> cant seem to find it on microsoft site
<Knives> YOUR RADIO IS BROKEN <Knives> I DEMAND A REFUCK <Knives> . <Knives> REFUND
[ @K` ] rac00n: remember the whole noah and the arc story ? [ @rac00n ] u mean the one where they couldnt fit my beast inside the arc? [ @K` ] no i mean the one where they had to build an arc because my bukakke covered the earth for like 40 days and 40 nights
liz: you know if love was measured in kb's ...it would take HOURS for me to upload my love for you. mikey: *taps your forehead* that's because of your small upstream bandwidth dear. mikey: <3 liz: hahahhahahhahahhaha liz: god i love it when you talk dorky to me mikey: also, i seem to be dropping syn packets. mikey: i suspect a collision somewhere on your train of thought. liz: ping www.loveformikey.com mikey: host not found :-(
<jim_trim> How To Know If a girl likes you <jim_trim> ? <sarah> Quite simple: If she sits naked on your hand, and it feels like a horse is eating out of your palm, she likes you.
<@Mike> OMG <@Mike> I just got a security alert <@Mike> MY COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS!!!!!!! <@Mike> OMFG <@Mike> what do I do????????? * @Mike clicks the helpful lil message <@Mike> oooh look. A purple monkey wants to sell me a firewall
<z8ball> ive been sitting here for 30 mins trying to get ppp going in fbsd <z8ball> just realised i only have 1 phone line <z8ball> and im using it
<+|neo|> FUCK!!!!!!!!! <+|neo|> fucking donut <+|neo|> this is gay <+|neo|> i bit my lip while eating this donut <+|neo|> hurt like a bitch <+|neo|> bout 5 secs later i bit it in the same place again <+|neo|> then it started bleeding <@Decco> lol <+|neo|> then about 20 secs ago i bit the same part again <sic6sic> neo....dont move <sic6sic> just....dont move
<fallenMeSsIAH> damn cops, they piss me off, SHE Wanted to have sex infront of the police station not me, i am an unwilling participant, charge her for rape if it will get me out of a indecent exposure charge <BenZor> fallenMeSsIAH: you got laid... consider it a miracle
<Assid> ack <Assid> something not right here <Assid> 1:58am up 1 day, 19:16, 2 users, load average: 149.20, 123.73, 57.51
<SirLudicrus> What are those hats that have beer can mounts on each side called? <Kurin> Stupid
<chuffy> this is fucked <chuffy> i left my blinds open <chuffy> and i woke up <chuffy> and im sunburnt
<kuribo> i guess if i spent less time deathmatching i'd have a woman <kuribo> but deathmatching is free <kuribo> fragging > sex <WildPegasus> Fragging is kind of like sex. If you do them right, goo goes everywhere. <kuribo> pretty much, peg... and just like sex, after you're done fragging, you can just leave the server if you want, or stick around for another round
* Apollo- pokes IceKarma * IceKarma pokes Apollo- back * Apollo- i spoked <Apollo-> s/i/is/ <Apollo-> s/spoked/poked/ <Apollo-> s/Apollo- i spoked/Apollo is drunk/
<Dramon_Killer> i watch gay porn <Dramon_Killer> err <Dramon_Killer> i meant to say im secure in my sexuality <Dramon_Killer> like, secure enough to watch it, masturbate and still like chicks
<@trizzo:#nanog> if you cant knock the bottom out, knock the fuck out of the sides
<ZiR0> damn <ZiR0> whenever i clean my glasses, my monitor becomes dirty as hell
<Cold_n_Alone> oh yea.. remember that one pretty girl i said i was talking to in emails and staring at in class? i asked her about masterbation habits and.. she isnt talking to me anymore :/
(m-femme): my ass is too big for hotpants haha (m-femme): its my muscle...i have too much ass muscle.. (m-femme): haha (doggie^): lol ([olly]): stop using it to talk then