<downizzlslopizl> i vote for steve erwin for the internet's patron saint <DrFurious> i nominate hitler <DrFurious> saint hitler <beej> ... <beej> well he did kill millions of the religious opposition <beej> I guess <DrFurious> yeah <beej> if you wanna look at it that way <DrFurious> and he stopped the depression <beej> there is that <downizzlslopizl> he almost got rid of those dirty jews <beej> he revived the german furnace indistry <downizzlslopizl> omg bj <DrFurious> haha <downizzlslopizl> that was the msot horrible thing <DrFurious> haha <downizzlslopizl> i ever heard <downizzlslopizl> rofl <DrFurious> his freezing experiments furthered science in leaps and bounds
<SirTimbly> Does it say something about me when my idea of a peaceful evening is when I'm curled up in front of the warm glow of a CRT with a good PDF?
<DrNick668> i was clever enough to flush a condom in a toilet and now if i look down the drain in my bathroom there is a condom snagged on something hanging halfway down the hole <DrNick668> i can't move it <Livewireo> drain the toilet and dig it out <c-rOCK> fuck that <c-rOCK> eat some burritos <c-rOCK> attack with force.
<Jordan> You know.. this is going to sound silly, but I've always wanted to be Knighted by the Queen of England.. ever since I was a kid. <Jordan> says: because.. I figured it'd be the closest I'd ever get to becoming a Jedi. <Jordan> *nods* <jagyd> god save the queen
<Du`ranain> I HAVE A DREAM <Du`ranain> and no, it's not racial equality <Du`ranain> thats fairly unanimous hopefully <Kap`n_Kakakaway> one day...nation...etc <Kap`n_Kakakaway> is your dream about carebears on motorcycles with chains and leather jackets like my friend ryan's dream?
«RazoR»: Hey, ZP, you there? «RazoR»: you suck cocks Zerg_Predator: yeah Zerg_Predator: hey! Zerg_Predator: damn laggy modem Zerg_Predator: I was answering to the quetion «RazoR»: you suck cocks is not a question «RazoR»: It's a fact
<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex * Chamelion has left #Overclockers * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers * Chamelion has left #Overclockers * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers * Chamelion has left #Overclockers * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers <Chamelion> splurt <Chamelion> :P <Forraje> i hate you <PaulzY> did we have to witness that <Chamelion> sorry :( <PaulzY> go work on your stamina
<Lazzay> I'm 14 ^_^ <nem-x> Yes, Lazzay is FOURTEEN, artt.. * Arttemis kills nem <Arttemis> I can look at the menu, I just can't order, bitch. <D> You can't even look at the menu. <Arttemis> Sure I can. <Arttemis> As long as no one sees me. <D> You've got to stand outside the restaurant and smoke a cigarette. <D> Otherwise you'll be arrested for loitering in a school zone. <Arttemis> stop abusing my metaphor. It's fragile.
<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Pedophilia) Stop touching my thing. Your hands are rough and calloused. I am only six. <kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Slashdot.org) I've Got A Cool Site. What The Fuck? So Much Traffic! Now My Server's Down.
<Yup> did we ever figure out what the opposite of asian was <Mardom> wouldnt black be opposite? <Mardom> because they have big penises and are dumb
<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja <Dzza> i wasnt very popular in highschool =/
<Abstract> wb <Wolf> thanks <Wolf> I'm jelous of my computer <Abstract> why? <Wolf> It gets more fucked up than i do
tophyr: dude it smells like updawg in here CowboyVik124: hey instant winner playing this fri at somewhere wanna go tophyr: IT SMELLS LIKE UPDAWG IN HERE CowboyVik124: updawg? tophyr: DAMMIT. CowboyVik124: in watching van wiler tophyr: ASK WHAT IT IS CowboyVik124: wilder CowboyVik124: i did tophyr: NO ASK WHAT IS CowboyVik124: what is it tophyr: OMFG. tophyr: WHAT IS UPDAWG tophyr: GOD CowboyVik124: what is updawg tophyr: YES. CowboyVik124: what is it tophyr: omfg tophyr: say it out loud CowboyVik124: updawg? tophyr: SAY "WHAT IS UPDAWG" OUT LOUD CowboyVik124: i am tophyr: AND YOU STILL DON'T GET IT. tophyr: TEXANS!
<Schatten|DRUNK> I think 'strong' describes the Akira soundtrack best. <ignatios> or "Japanese" <Schatten|DRUNK> shut up
<Nope> how fast does semen travel? <Dzza> slow <Dzza> takes 9 months to reach the breast
[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with some simpsons and some chicken gravy rice [WillLab] you have to relax after playing a game? [WillLab] like the game is the stressful part of your day? [aphr0] you try battling 5 nations [WillLab] I hate you
<Mystiq> GOD DAMNIT, EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW PICTURE OF BUSH I WANT TO GIVE HIM A BANANA
<Bofia> YOU're already addicted <Bofia> to p0rn <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> ive been addicted for three years dumbass <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> youre addicted to gay porn <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> after the "incident" with your father <SA-MoP> you are the one looking at granny porn <Bofia> Youre addicted to granny fuckings <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> im not looking at granny porn, there was a popup advertising it! <Bofia> sure..... we all beleive you... <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> last time i checked, i didnt have control over what popups these sick bastards put on their sites! <Bofia> yea tell that to your fucked granny.... <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> my grandma is dead fucker <Bofia> I think u fucked her to much
<Sk1nn3r> I like teenagers becuse all you have to do is supersize thier dinner and they put out.
<Hostility[B-A]> new reality show <Hostility[B-A]> 1 man <Hostility[B-A]> 25 women <c0ldfyr3`HW> haha <Exor[B-AFK]> hottub? :D <c0ldfyr3`HW> 5 hottubs <Hostility[B-A]> 15 dream dates <Hostility[B-A]> in the end they find out he has aids <Hostility[B-A]> yes <Hostility[B-A]> Joe Aids <Exor[B-AFK]> roflmao
<xohs-busy> WE WILL TRADE OUR SONS -Ragga- tr*de is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched ... <xohs-busy> doc-brown, heh, that's an exageration -Ragga- r*tio is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched
<korinne> cows would live a lot longer if they werent made out of steaks and leather
<WO-BOoz> my stench is becoming rather severe <WO-BOoz> help, I am reeking <FiZi> Time for a shower booz <WO-BOoz> nuts to that
<FiZi> Radu <FiZi> You got any Laptop Type 1 or 2 lancards with dongles? <Tac0> dongles <Tac0> now youre just makin shit up
<Saruman> AAAAAAAAAAAAH TEH ENTS ARE COMING!!!!!!1 *** Quits: <Saruman> (Excess Flood)
<·@PH·> im gonna skip psych today <·@PH·> so i can study for macro <·%Neppy·> macro? <·Namek·> polo
< terminus> I'm not the "i am 37173, give me warez!" type though lathiat <@Lathiat> anyway bbl < terminus> Oops I spelt elite wrong, I don't know leet-speak well enough < terminus> 37337 I meant <@Lathiat> u mean 31337 < terminus> Sorry I blew my cover now you know I'm not really elite
<Paul_> i was rubbing one out to this vid, girl stradling a bloke, bouncing away back to the camera happily taking the full length up her zx spectrum. all of a sudden she lifts off, he pulls out and fires off a few rounds right up her back, inpressive clustering. I finish up - managing to timne it to within 1/2 seconds of the money shot, Ron Jeremy style - a true professional. Then, at the very end, completely unexpected.. 'she stands up' <Paul_> and it is quite clearly a fella :| <Paul_> i was horrified. <Paul_> the pyschological implications....
(slippy): saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday (slippy): it said "may contain nuts"
<olah> what does 'dunno' mean? <goof> i don't know <olah> anyone else? <goof> i said i don't know <olah> yeah, i saw...but does anyone else know what it means? <goof> I DON'T KNOW !! <olah> yeah, i know <goof> then why do you ask?! <olah> because i want to know! <goof> you said you DID know! <olah> no, i know that you don't know <goof> i KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, ffs! <olah> what, then? <goof> i don't know <olah> omg...DO you or DON'T you know?! <goof> i means: I DON'T KNOW !! <goof> aargh...stupid...
<xoiprocs> it all started when my mother took my bike away cuz i murdered my guinei pig and stuck him in the microwave <obi`> haha <obi`> i put my dog in the microwave once <obi`> but i didn't press the button <obi`> i just wanted to see if he would fit <obi`> ...just in case <xoiprocs> ok.. <obi`> you're the one that killed your guinea pig
<`torm`> i like ur mom <Cyphatic> necrophiliac <`torm`> 0ipoi <`torm`> [ pjpi i\o <`torm`> [ppjp[ <`torm`> sopjrry <`torm`> sorry <`torm`> i like ur sister <`torm`> i heard she is very hotz <Cyphatic> pedophile <`torm`> ophr
<Pac>: So I said to my roommate: "Ahomosayswhat?" My Roommate : *mumbles incoherently* Pac: what?.............dammit
<Pac>: When we were watching The Bourne Identity my roommate turned to me and said, "You and I should be assassins. It would be awesome traveling around the world to assass people." <B-Love>: don't you mean "assassinate?" <Pac>: No, he said "assass"
<B-Love>: Where the fuck did all the forks go? <Fect>: I ate them. <B-Love>: Why the fuck did you eat a fork? <Fect>: What, you've never had the urge to eat plastic-ware? <B-Love>: YES, BUT I DON'T EAT THE LAST ONE!
<SunTzuX> Ohio should be the middle of nowhere <SunTzuX> should be called* <[BSI]Psychlowne> don't you hate when you leave the most important part of the sentence?
<D-BOY> MK, you shouldn't assume so much <chockoman> YEAH <chockoman> YOU KNOW WHAT ASSUMING DOES <chockoman> IT MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU <chockoman> AND SOME GUY NAMED MING
<+TheVirus> you know you hit an all time low when you take a shit, and dont realize the after affects until you look at your mouse =\
<TealShark> Valentine's Day used to rock: Going around all the desks at elementary school, getting and receiving Valentine's Day cards from students, young love blossoming at every turn. Yes, 2002 was a very good year for me. :)
Helix04: we had a debate in lit today Helix04: alec did our conclusion Helix04: he ended by calling the entire opposing team communists Helix04: I don't think we won
<Jester|TV> im not much of a programming fan...but i guess my teacher was a dumb biatch which is why <Jester|TV> well theres some programming in the telecomm as well <Martel> I'd never done real programming until first year <Martel> I like how the word programming lined up 3 times <Martel> YES! <Martel> 4
<saxxonpike> What a dumbass. <saxxonpike> some guy asked me for help, and I told him to call for tech support. <mrmojo> how stupid <saxxonpike> that's not the best part... he was on dial-up. <saxxonpike> then he complains to me that there's line noise.
<martin> USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE JCPU PCPU WHAT <martin> martin :0 - 8:19pm ? 0.00s ? - <martin> god pts/2 h-69-3-170-235.n 11:03pm 0.00s 0.07s 0.07s -lynx www.worldtranssexuals.com <Nikita> umm <Nikita> why a text browser? <martin> i dunno <Nikita> lamo <martin> =/ <GOD> damn it, can't I look at your father in peace?
(IRC trivia) <IMAP> masturbating <Guest89332> IMAP wins 5 Points for masturbating
<Mitsune_Konno> Yeah, except starbucks sucks <Mitsune_Konno> for some reason you can getevery color of coffee except black
(DreamThtr): im not american (DreamThtr): but i went to the usher concert (CrazyCoot): by american do you mean straight
<Miro-kun> An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. <Miro-kun> The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better." <Miro-kun> Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. <Miro-kun> The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however. <Miro-kun> Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?" <Miro-kun> "We just shut down two engines."