<Lemming> I can't believe I just said "darn". <jimx> Lemming - all you need now is a "gosh". <Lemming> Yeah, that'd be neat. <Lemming> I mean, golly!
<therion23> there was this documentary on sadomasochism on TV here once <|H20|> whats that? <therion23> this girl took the cardboard from a toilet roll and put sandpaper on the inside and tied up a guy and jacked him off with it. <faust_> Denmark has all the cool tv shows.
<LemmingAFK> I wasn't bothered by people calling me Lemming in real life, until girls started yelling it during sex.
<Noobe> Look at me. I'm topdeck. I use retarded internet lingo. <Yawgatog> Noobe: Your nick is NOOBE. <Noobe> Dude, Noobe is my real life name. <Yawgatog> lol noobe
<@ShoelessJoe> fuckit, i'm about to go buy a xp upgrade <@HyBriD-HoNdA> buying microsoft products supports terrisom
<ZS> hey i just realized <ZS> i think my isp gives me some hosting space.. <wh0re> cool * waffle waits for zs to try to host warez on 2mb of space
<Kyle> blue cat5? heh <xstraightedgex> MAGE <xstraightedgex> ive got that <xstraightedgex> and yellow <waffle> all the cat5 I see in institutions is blue <Ed> Yeah, I see that pretty often. <Kyle> heh <waffle> the high school I went to had it <xstraightedgex> what about YELLOW <Ed> Yellow too. <Ed> I've seen yellow more often in crossovers, though. <waffle> i was about to say that <Graphic_V> My cat5 is blue. <Graphic_V> This is the nerdiest conversation ever.
<thugangel> vivaitali, i'm about 9 hours and 60 minutes away from houston, texas
<BBR-SpeZ> do you know in mexico its illegal to wash your sink on a sunday <BBR-SpeZ> just so you know <BBR-SpeZ> making sure you dont, ya know, go washing any sinks in mexico <BBR-SpeZ> i know what they r like, wave $50 in your face and tempt you with a washcloth <BBR-SpeZ> 'go on buddy you know you wanna try it, just imagine all that dirt just sliding away....' <BBR-SpeZ> i was a 20 sinks a day man :(
coolkid8245: ... .. . .... .. Jersey Eleven: What the hell? Jersey Eleven: Trying to do morse code over the internet is like coming out of the closet Jersey Eleven: Even if you do, you're still a fag.
<cHiiZukAMi> lol, my gf knows how to play mario, thats so sexy <cHiiZukAMi> i let her borrow my gameboy for band and she did all these secret areas i forgot about <cHiiZukAMi> who cares if a girl cant do your laundry or stuff if she can get you to the donut secret ghost house?
<dorkmo> Hey what do you do when a cop asks you too walk on the line? <Technofrek> uh,.... ask which one?
<JeffreyAtW> Heha, just played ParaParaParadise for the first time <JeffreyAtW> Probably my last time too. I alredy beat the hardest song with no problem at all, and I'm not that good at freestyling... nor have I ever seen anyone ever dancing ParaPara <Sumez> I am so amazed by your extreme geekiness <JeffreyAtW> Yes. I have danced like a Japanese schoolgirl.
<Malefecent> I want to see Blue Man Group <mrLang> Buy a drum set and watch the Smurfs. Same thing.
<@Ne[r]d> my father just walked behind me, and saw one of the buttons on the taskbar "AltaVista's Babe..." :O <@Ne[r]d> he wanted to see it :p <@Lizard> lol <@Vader> lol <@Vader> Sure, dad, translate away!
<@tribljedi> can anyone recommend a registry cleaner? <@Znarl> tribljedi : Linux <@tribljedi> can someone who won't give me useless suggestions recommend a registry cleaner?
@demalavor: more proof my brother is gay, he is eating popcorn out of a bowl with a spoon
<Jess> What the hell? <Jess> Winamp says "installer too small"? <Tetsuo> didn't you know jess? Size DOES matter
chefantiuser: I'm playing that 20 questions game where the computer tries to guess what you're thinking chefantiuser: the computer is dumb tho ellesmelle: hahaha, aren't they though chefantiuser: You were thinking of whiskey. chefantiuser: Do most people use this daily? you said Sometimes, I say No chefantiuser: YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW MY UNCLE ANTONIO
<NeoMatriX> Two friends, /exit and /quit sitting in the garden, /exit goes away,who is still there??
<Luggage_> ban him for a day, let him know he was a dick <Luggage_> i can't see his address, i'm using stupid ol' mirc <SixOfFive> IRBMe you got it, or want me to? <IRBMe> let Luggage_ <IRBMe> *!*@151.196.185.148 *** X sets mode +b *!*@151.196.185.148 for #VB *** Luggage_ was kicked by X from #VB :Reason ((Luggage) Intentional Flooding, 2 Day "Time Out") <IRBMe> lol <IRBMe> gullible fool *** Luggage_ (~Paleron@151.196.185.148) has joined #VB <Luggage_> nice one IRBMe <SixOfFive> too funny hehe <SixOfFive> Luggage_ <Luggage_> didn't even check the address <Luggage_> if i looked, i'de have seen it was mine :) <ThFabba> n1 @ irb <IRBMe> I wish I could have seen Luggage_'s face though. <Luggage_> IRBMe: it was a look of surprise and confusion, quckly followed by a look of realization and humiliation
<Etruscan> i guess i have downloaded that much <Etruscan> maybe more <Etruscan> in 16 days <Etruscan> when i downloaded anime :/ <Etruscan> 200mb a night * Etruscan sighs <Etruscan> mmm <Etruscan> i luv kiddy pr0n <Etruscan> i mean <Etruscan> anime pr0n * Etruscan winks
<The-Jim> women can tell when other women are on though. <harr|away> this family has a dog, a cat, and just added a bird <harr|away> The-Jim: yes, generally by pheromones <crickett> i can tell when girls on their their period too <crickett> generally by the shouts <crickett> followed by the "i love you" 's * crickett was kicked by harr|away (You are the weakest link. Goodbye!) * crickett has joined #artuproar <The-Jim> no crickett that's not why they won't have sex with you. <Ronwe> /nod <crickett> i fail to see why i would be kicked for that comment <The-Jim> Harr = woman <crickett> thanks The-Jim <The-Jim> Crickett = man making period jokes <crickett> i dunno why that would offend <crickett> i mean my slave didn't say anything about my black jokes <crickett> ... that might be because i cut his tongue out * crickett was kicked by harr|away (You are the weakest link. Goodbye!)
<ogw-iii> but the normal windows aim client sucks balls <Guyver3> right <Guyver3> in that magical universe you live in <Guyver3> amazingly in my universe, the real one, it does exactly what it needs to, IM other users
<greener> i don't want sex anymore. nasty strippers grossed me out yesterday <greener> i'm a born-again virgin
<ItBurn> when I'm drunk the other stuff dosent matter :P <ItBurn> I could be mining coal and it would be fun :P * Moraelyn ignores the dirty reference <ItBurn> mmm * NaHaliel is contemplating not ignoring it * Belzebub forces NaHaliel to ignore it <NaHaliel> so... mining coal, eh?.. I don't mind if you swing that way, I guess. <ItBurn> I was saying minig coal as in THE ROCK THING <NaHaliel> it's ok burn, we still accept you for who you are <NaHaliel> :D <ItBurn> in a mine, with shafts and helmets <Belzebub> Sure Burn...we all believe you. <NaHaliel> shafts, yeah. <ItBurn> ack <Belzebub> Isnґt that kinda advanced S&M? <ItBurn> lol :P <Moraelyn> Helmet Burn? * ItBurn shuts up <NaHaliel> you know, morey. the helmets you put on your shaft when you mine for coal? <Moraelyn> Um, we need to move on...
<Warskin> I like to paste her face on ben afflecks body, and pretend I am marrying it
<Joe_Fox> i'm a little n00bie short and stout, here is my nickname here is my SHOUT!!!1 when i get all flamed up hear me SHOUT!!1 ban me forever, kick me out
<germonik> pot is the one truth in the universe. <germonik> it will neverget pissed at you and not wanan hang out. <germonik> it never freaks out. <germonik> it never whines. <germonik> it never argues with you over stupid shit. <germonik> even if all my friends abandoned me, pot would still be there for me. <germonik> pot's a member of my family. <FDR> That's because it's dead and it lacks the ability to move.
<phren> seriously though, ozone hates you <dragnet> oic <dragnet> he hates you more <phren> so? <phren> he's just jealous cause his mom left him for me <dragnet> what is your thesis on why he hates me? <phren> something about your general suckiness <phren> drag rhymes with fag and he likes to be the only gay one in channel
<RangeRXT> fucking norwegians <RangeRXT> lord I wish the internet was +b *!*@*.no
<Kinsy> my gf thought i was a raging paedo friday <Kinsy> i said i was taking photos of 15 year olds <Aries> i wonder why shed get suspicious <Kinsy> i forgot to tell her i was taking photos of her mates little sister who was 15 and was out on the piss <Aries> .... <Aries> and you were taking photos because? <Kinsy> because we were wasted and were having fun <Aries> with 15 year olds? <Aries> you were drunk, having 'fun' taking photos of 15 year olds? <Aries> how does that NOT sound wrong in your head kins?
<sobek|afk> you know its gunna be a good day when you dont even bother putting on any clothes, just throw a dressing gown over the towel and think about getting high
<InkyGhost>Is it wrong to root for Tom Hank's character's death in "Castaway"? <Rob> No, because its Tom Hanks. <Rob> He starred in Mazes and Monsters, a blantant anti DnD film. <Rob> Staring in porn is more respectable than being in that shit heap. <Morrigan> Rob, that was before he was established. You have to take roles like that so you can get better ones. <Rob> I don't care. Staring in porno would be more respectable than that. <InkyGhost> You seem to have an unnatural fixation about seeing Tom Hanks in porn. <Rob> Shut the fuck up, Ghost. <Himi> Busted.
<%NuttO> Yeah, kids are stupid. I open up the back of my van and say, "Hey, kid, want to see something cool?" and they always fall for it.
<AddictArt> "My dad can kill you with his little finger" <- put that into modern age talk and you get.... <AddictArt> <Mako> you wanna get pingered by a dual 1.7 megabyte modem? and a OC3 line if I call my friend?
<Midnight> Damn... You 56k people will wait forever to download stuff. <[56K]Dragonsbook> that's because we have the patience of rocks^^
Schlik: i saw your mom LckyLuciano8: where? Schlik: naked so did adam, we were watchin Schlik: and dont call us stockers LckyLuciano8: stockers? LckyLuciano8: or stalkers? Schlik: hey fuck off
<Abstruse> Bush: Iraq, you'd better get rid of your nuclear weapons or we'll bomb you! Iraq: We don't have any nuclear weapons. N Korea: We do. Bush: Well then get rid of your chemical weapons! Iraq: We don't have those either! N Korea: Ummm...we have nukes now. Bush: We KNOW you've got chemical and nuclear weapons! Get rid of them! Iraq: Even if we did, which we don't, we can't even hit the USA! N Korea: We can nuke California all we want. <Abstruse> Bush: Shuddup North Korea, no one cares! Iraq, you'd BETTER disarm! Iraq: But we don't HAVE anything! N Korea: Oh fuck it, blow up Los Angelas... Bush: Iraq, I'm warning you... *BOOM* <doppelganger> bush: "we are sick and tired of your missiles hitting us, iraq...but we cant understand why they are flying in from the pacific ocean!" north korea: "he CAN'T be that stupid." saddam: apparently he is. i myself havent even made any missile that goes beyond walking distance."
<bairavee> small things amuse small minds i guess :) <Gothmog> which is why you play with yourself ben?
* y0mm4|CoBRa (CoBRa@0x50c5354d.albnxx9.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk) has joined #England * WhiteMagicWorld sets mode: +v y0mm4|CoBRa <+y0mm4|CoBRa> what is this kind of channel <@datafreak> its a porn channel <@datafreak> we are all naked <@datafreak> with webcams <+y0mm4|CoBRa> how can we see
<goatTRICKS> i used to go to this daycare <goatTRICKS> and there was a big black retarded guy and he had nicknames for everyone that didnt make any sense <goatTRICKS> and mine was Jukebox Brian