DeusXMac: the president isn't showing his face to the public.... cuz he's sitting in the oval office with the military's top brass playing network Command & Conquer AceT: he's not playing network C&C, he's doing the single player campaign
TwilightKnight: all i do is wait for Desert crisis 1.5 and play counter-strike all day Dr SpaZZo: Heh. Dr SpaZZo: Which, by definition, means I have more of a life than you Dr SpaZZo: Pity TwilightKnight: well i was making out with a girl today Dr SpaZZo: Liar Dr SpaZZo: Theres no such thing as a "girl" TwilightKnight: yes it is true! TwilightKnight: they arent the tales and ledgends we thought them to be TwilightKnight: they exist and live on the outside! TwilightKnight: In the daylight! Dr SpaZZo: Outside? Daylight? Now you're just making words up.
<Crystal_s> Where is everyone? I refuse to believe this many people have lives outside of IRC
<fatherPat> Are any of you young boys/girls out there not getting the love you deserve from your parents? Come and sleep with father pat, I'll show you what love is all about. Just think of me as your father and mesg me now
<seph429> okay my uncles neighbor needed help with her computer (shes hot++) so i said yea i'd help <seph429> and i was installing windows xp on it and she was in the shower, so i went to watch tv <seph429> about 20 minutes later she walks in the livingroom completely naked <seph429> and is like OH SHIT I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE! <Incubus1n> lol <seph429> and all that came out of my mouth was woot! :( <seph429> i live a sad life
<JangFizett> bleh, I'm hungry <Bill> Eat a Dick <JangoFizett> I wish I was that flexible
* Sora|Mobile admires his giant, bulging flexors. <Sora|Mobile> I could jerk off an elephant.
<SilverJstr> it's toonie tuesday.. I might go get some kfc <ThanatoChaos> What's toonie tuesday? <SilverJstr> chicken for two bucks <ThanatoChaos> Really? <SilverJstr> You'd have to have toonies in order to get this deal. <ThanatoChaos> toonies? <SilverJstr> two dollar coins <ThanatoChaos> oh this is a stupid cannuck thing <SilverJstr> yep :) <ThanatoChaos> canada is one of the worst countries in the world, it's everything the world hates about america and france combined in one arctic wasteland <SilverJstr> ignorant weenie
<Agilo> you know jerking off in the shower has its disadvantage <Agilo> now the rain makes me horny
<rhsara> i had a dream about hermaphrodites. <simmoril> naked hermaphrodites? <rhsara> OF COURSE! how else are you going to tell they're hermaphrodites?
<Crimson_Dynamo> Stupid kazaa, it has a banner for penis enlargement pills "Doctor approved pill will enlarge your manhood in just 3 weeks!" <|[T]|HiddenPower> that can't be legal, what if kiddies are using the computer? <Crimson_Dynamo> then we will have 7-year-olds with huge penises
<ic0n0> there are a few bash qoutes of us <AvgJoe> none of me <K`Tetch> or of me, probably <DKB> i know i'm in one yay i'm famous along with 1000's of other people with no lives
<Gerrard> w00r <Gerrard> ...w00t <Gerrard> Crap, I might've started an internet trend for spelling "whore"
<Dragon> argh, is there anything in life but school? Oh sure! There's the complaning about school, the brief periods of unconciousness at night, and sweet sweet death..
<dma> I once wrote a program to determine how long it would take to listen to all my cheesy mids. <dma> forgot the result <Silencer> ha <Silencer> thats nothin <Silencer> one time my friends and i got bored <Silencer> so we figured out a couple interesting facts about mexico <Silencer> such as how many parking spaces it would hold if it was flattened and paved <Silencer> or if the entire population of mexico was to cut the grass of every lawn in the us <Silencer> how long it would take them (ie, how often they could do it, once a week, once every two weeks, i forgot how long) <Silencer> and we figured out how many cars it would take to drive the entire population of mexico to the us, if each car held 7 people <Silencer> or 14 if its a van <Silencer> (i know, this is horrible stuff) <Silencer> (it was extremely funny, we actually figured it out too)
* sellout is always on the fence -- stay in Canada, go back to the US. I think it's just inertia that's keeping me here right now. Well, that and weed. Which has a high coefficient of friction.
<gaurav> ahh i feel sexeh <airliner> irc is the only place you can feel sexy gaurav
<ph0x_> the best way to optimize a program for space is to remove all spaces and tabs from the source code <ph0x_> also don't use many lines,write everything on one single line
<Consolelover> I need a life.
<Consolelover> DOn't get me wrong, my current one's fine.
<Consolelover> I'm just greedy. :{
(This is before any form of invasion of Iraq occurs, if any) <Stonefish> I reckon the Bush vs Hussein knifefight they were talking about would be quite entertaining. <PuMbAaA_rx7> yeah <PuMbAaA_rx7> Hussein would kick ass <PuMbAaA_rx7> bush is a pussy <Stonefish> Don't discount his monk3y skillz <PuMbAaA_rx7> lol <Stonefish> you ever seen a pissed off monkey with a knife? <PuMbAaA_rx7> can't say I have <Stonefish> good point... <Stonefish> brb - monkey
<pulse__> HAHA!! <pulse__> HAHA!! <pulse__> HAHA!! <pulse__> HAHA!! <pulse__> I JUST GOT A PAYRISE!!! <pulse__> HAHAHAHAHAHA <pulse__> could this company be any more stupid? <pulse__> I DON'T DO ANYTHING!
*** Wildstar has joined #StarAlliance <SA-NiteFox> And I say, "That's not my sister, that's my chicken!" <SA-NiteFox> ^.^ *** Wildstar has quit IRC (Quit: ) <SA-NiteFox> lol, I scared him
<NuttO> You are promoted. <MechaMrEd> To? <NuttO> I don't know. What's Geno's title? <MechaMrEd> Animefag <NuttO> Okay, that's your job now. Geno is demoted to Fag. <MechaMrEd> Oh boy oh boy hey anyone been watching the lastest digisubs of NEKO NEKO FAG 2112??!?!/ NO??????? <MechaMrEd> It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kawaii ^^ <MechaMrEd> OKAY DUDES I'LL GUESS I'LL GO WATCH SOME ANIME!!!!!!!!11111 <MechaMrEd> How am I doing NuttO <NuttO> You're doing fine. <Geno> I'm not even like that. :/ <MechaMrEd> That's why you were demoted, you useless BAKA GAIJIN FAGGOT * Geno is listening to: Excel Saga - Ai Sincere Heart <MechaMrEd> Man you're supposed to just be a fag now, can't you go five minutes without MESSING UP THE ENTIRE SETUP
<MrAce> I Need An IRCop To Send A Global Message For Me. About My New Channel!! #TeenChatPlace
<lnp4668> !lastwords <DMBot> 747. "They have an acceleration of WHAT ?!" <lnp4668> around 400 miles/hour.
<tom> i got loads of bukake avis, is it suppost to just be some chink woman sitting there with cum all over her?
<Destruya> Women are like errors, they're usually annoying and tend to fuck with your life right when you don't want them to. <Destruya> Now, *girlfriends* are like fucking hard drive crashes. They happen unexpectedly, completely fuck your shit up, and empty your fucking wallet. <Destruya> But unlike most hard drives, women don't come with warranties. <Destruya> "This bitch isn't compatible with me. I want a new one." <Japhro> 'look, you can't speak that way about my daughter, get the fuck out!'
<rG^steelrose> You know what we need? NET - Nerd Entertainment Television. A channel dedicated to bash.org
<timmo> capn slackass: hello kettle, i am pot. <timmo> capn slackass: you are black. <timmo> xxx: ? <timmo> people are stupid these days <c-rOCK> shes a nigger?
[Nokturnal] I remember when i worked at holiday in...if our employees got a free stay, they had to have the "greencard" signed. it was just a little green card saying you worked at holiday inn. i once asked this one employee for his greencard and he went apeshit on me. [Nokturnal]he's all "I GOT MY FUCKING GREENCARD YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKER"
<jillium> oh, yeah, I think I remember that site. Literary criticism and essays, right? <anomaly> heh, well it was a personal site about a teen wanting a boob job.
<Crowbar> yah, if you cut the ass while shaving, you might as well just stick your fingers in and rip it wide open. at least that way you can claim you were raped <Crowbar> oh man, i just woke up my wife from laughing <Knower|> <wife> what's wrong honey? <crowbar> Oh, haha, just giving the guys some advice on anal tearing. <wife> oh, alright...just keep it down. <wife> wait, WHAT?!?!
<|CS|Lothar> but it canadian money and we all know canadian money isnt worth the paper it's printed on <Lareonis> Kinda like American treaties?
<Aventura1> what does b8 actually mean? <StndRain> You have to master it to find out
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<+Sasuke_Uchiha> Do you know how much beer I've had today...WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much so if I seem dumber then suaul thats wy <+MegamanX2K> Underage drinking <+MegamanX2K> it only kills brain cells that were never there in the first place <+MegamanX2K> Sasuke=Poster Child
<Mime> I remember when I first started to masturbate. I was scared. <Will> You make it sound like someone pointed a gun to your head and forced you to masturbate. <Mime> No, I remember getting near to climax each time and thinking "Oh shit, what is this! Argh!"
<Schroe> Christ, I don't know how those girls think their bones are so attractive. <TheNintenGenius> Attack of the Super Thin <TheNintenGenius> Of course, they're easily defeated. Just tell them they're fat.
RobLuckettX: i wonder if the world took some massive vote, if we could exile Bush from America Masqueradeuk: some people like him RobLuckettX : like a sort of giant UN Weakest Link RobLuckettX : hosted by Thatcher Masqueradeuk : "George Bush you are the Weakest Link - Goodbye!"