<mefod> anyone ever watch tv... <mefod> then after 5 minutes or so you think to yourself <mefod> "omg i better move the mouse, or the screensaver will come on" <mefod> but then you remember its a tv
* Now talking in #iraq * Topic is 'ÇáãíÊ ÔãÏÑíå Èáí íãÔí ÌäÇÒ ãä åÒÊ ÇáÊÇÈæÊ íÚÑÝåã ÇÚÒÇÒ' <Ivca> Hello Gentlemen <Ivca> All your base are belong to US
<classic07> Is it hard to turn gay ? <classic07> Girls are just to confusing to me right now.
<Magus> U.S. forces may release "e-bomb" on Iraqis. Massive rave expected to ensue
<CrypticB> I heard the funniest quote on the radio on the way home <CrypticB> that they are using surgical strikes on military targets only, and only those military targets that wish to fight, and not the soldiers who don't want to fight.... <CrypticB> how do you determine that? <wo1f> they spin crucifixes and bomb in whichever direction jesus' feet point
<[BCorp]Atropos> and if you don't give me 12 dollars i'm going to plunge them into the center of the earth <[BCorp]Atropos> with those dinosaurs and cave men and shit that got trapped down there <[BCorp]Atropos> and then they will be severely discomforted <[BCorp]Atropos> and who will be laughing then? <[BCorp]Atropos> not you, that's who! <[BCorp]Atropos> hahahahahahahaaahhahahaha <[BCorp]Sleight> oh and Washington, cut down on the damn coffee stands <[BCorp]Atropos> oh, for that remark i'm plunging them anyway <[BCorp]Sleight> heh I don't care about my dad's side, have your way <[BCorp]Atropos> i'll be back in a second, gotta pull the "plunge" lever <[BCorp]Sleight> tell them goodbye for me <[BCorp]Atropos> no <[BCorp]Atropos> i'll tell them you said they were fat <[BCorp]Sleight> cruel <[BCorp]Atropos> mwamwamwamwamwa <[BCorp]Sleight> while you are at it, plunge the whole town of Rochester <[BCorp]Sleight> get rid of those damn neighbors who keep saying pop <[BCorp]Atropos> alright... but just this once <[BCorp]Atropos> i'm not a plunging service you know
<norml> "U.S. and British aircraft earlier Wednesday pounded targets in Iraq's southern no-fly zone and dropped leaflets telling Iraqi soldiers how to surrender" <norml> lol <norml> how to surrender, they should have hired the french for that <pfloyd> rofl!
<[BCorp]Atropos> you guys ever do something seemingly useless and realize that it teaches you something very valuable, then wonder if your the star of a reality telivision sequel to the karate kid?
<Anumati> oh, thanks, now i have this vision of bush staggering around iraq all osbourne style yelling "where are the fucking weapons of mass destruction?"
<GaPSk8t3r> if i was drafted for war, id use every fucking cfg hack and aimbot out there.....i doubt iraq has wwcl
<@Atropos> we should have a fat people holocaust and just send them into gas chambers full of hotdogs to die
ErikB -> you know what is funny? i can measure my level of health by playing quake2. when i eat bad, sleep irregular and drink much, i play like shit. when i skate, take vitamin pills and sleep good i rule the scene. vitamin C is the key
<Giygas199X> Do you ever just sit on the toilet, and try to imagine the shape your shit is gonna be by the way it feels while you squeeze it out? <Majik989s> all to often <Giygas199X> It's fun. I just impressed myself. It was much bigger than I imagined. <Giygas199X> My grandma's gonna have to unclog the toilet tonight.
<TalonArkrys> Guys, I've decided that there needs to be an addition to the current laws of nature. "Lesser Life Forms Are Not Allowed To Make Talon Feel Stupid". I saw a bug on my kitchen floor, and it was rather unexpected. As such, I threw my cup at it. The cup was made of glass. And contained my coke. Now, I have shattered glass as well as coke all over my floor. The worst part was, when I looked closer, the bug was already dead.
<@Evii> I can't win here, I tell you. If I email my CV from g0atpr0n.org I feel weird, if I send it from hotmail I feel ghay. *sigh*
<Recca_sama> ok ok ok...........cyber........yesterday afternoon.......my mom knocked on my door and I opened it and she was talking to me about if i had enough money for the night and stuff like that.......and out of no where from iparty comes cyber's voice saying "your mom cab sit on my big cock. I want to fuck her hard"
<Slayer> tbh i cba <[S3E]Busy> there u go <[S3E]Busy> an entire generation in one sentence <Slayer> two abbrivs in one sentance im good <[S3E]Busy> i think we have different outlooks on life <Slayer> notice i abbrieviated abbrieviate <[S3E]Busy> *sigh*
bradladuk: How wierd, people now think a .plan file is a day to day diary. What an odd world this is becoming.
<mconp> ? <mconp> yes? <copeaway> its jewellery..... <copeaway> i will never forget how to spell that one......it made me fail my year 6 exam back in 1983..... <copeaway> i had to repeat my whole year becuz of that damm word........ <copeaway> then i met this group of junkies.....on the year i repeated....... <copeaway> and went into drugs and shit......... <mconp> because <copeaway> stuffed up my damm life <copeaway> i hate jewellery
*** deathazre sets mode: +o Dean *** ChanServ sets mode: -o Dean <deathazre> erm :/ <deathazre> stupid auto complete *** deathazre sets mode: +o deathazre
[ @Sin|ion ] it's very hard to take down the internet [ @Sin|ion ] cuz it's not just one server
<@Lurker> live pics from baghdad on cnn <@Lurker> nothing happening <schitzo> nope nothing going on <@Lurker> We should just go to an iraqi irc channel and when they ping out the war is on
<InvisableMan> then take them all out <InvisableMan> all 200,000 of them <InvisableMan> and deport them <InvisableMan> to afganistan or something <InvisableMan> libya <cheezychops> TO CANADA! <ChronoKnight> cheezy..my god <ChronoKnight> im right here <InvisableMan> hahaha <cheezychops> like i said ChronoKnight <cheezychops> TO CANADA! <chris> lol <ChronoKnight> pffft <ChronoKnight> im sorry to hear that <cheezychops> read it <cheezychops> not hear <cheezychops> you read it <cheezychops> stupid canadians <cheezychops> :P <ChronoKnight> read what <InvisableMan> rofl
<KingKirby> The US is stupid like that. Bomb somebody, give them money. Shoot somebody, give them a band-aid. <nylint> Fuck somebody in the ass, give them a reach-around.
<vellox> goto Google, type in "French military victories" and click I'm Feeling Lucky
<@SpAz-o-Licious> i got this dude i know laied like 3 weeks
ago... he was like trippin out cause his gf wanted to fuck him
so bad... so i told him what to do and he left.
<@SpAz-o-Licious> the next day he came in and said this...
<@SpAz-o-Licious> <@{118th}DJ_Kazul> sex is better than cs!!!
<@[Milo]> maybe on a pub
<@SpAz-o-Licious> lol!
<@Aunt_Jemima> haha
<_Griphin_> Apparently Tori Wilson dealt with Anorexia <nully> is Anorexia another wrestler?
<cyo> everytime i try to tell my parents that i have a girlfriend they start to walk away <cyo> i swear they want me to be gay or something
<CoRDWoRK> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes out!"
[23:07] <Wiiseguy> BBL (School.) [23:07] <IceSynergyIX> seeya [23:08] <Wiiseguy> Back (Education is for suckers.)
<@Chii_> rkd <@Chii_> aDSJddsslkslkdaslks <@Chii_> smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <@Chii_> OOO OOOOoooo oooooooooooooooooo <@CoMPLeX> u remind me of a pigeon that sits outside my room sometimes making useless sounds
<xShaitanx> does anyone have yahoo msgner cause this chick is dpoing something with dildos u wana see <cvz> she using them to make a cake ?
Slava1983: i was walking trought the cafeteria and see a chick Slava1983: but for some reason there was two of her Slava1983: so i come up and i'm like am i too drunk or are you twins Slava1983: turned out they were twins
<@scifixi> dear irc, <@scifixi> you are being boring. <@scifixi> yours, <@scifixi> scifixi
<Rambozo> Based on claims of racial stereotypes, they've reworked Jar-Jar into a less offensive character......... <Rambozo> Jemima Binks! "Oh lawdy lawdy, Jedi massuhs! Dem clones, dey be a'comin'!"
<apoc|21hours> <jas0n> man im a geek <apoc|21hours> <jas0n> im trying to find the RGB value of my hair <Ender> wtf <Ender> *jas0n TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT NOT RAEWLLY I BET I PUT MY OWN QUOTE ON BASH.ORG CAUSE ITD MAEK MY FAMOUS ASND I'LL TELL ME MOM AND ALL THE GIRLS'LL LOEV ME FOR THE FUNNY <Ender> ... yaeh <apoc|21hours> rofl <Ender> (im gonna post that on bash.org so i can get the girls and jas0n's mom)
<mog> 4/f/kali, ne1 wanna cybar? omglol moms home brb <mog> er... <mog> that was supposed to be 14 <mog> either way
<Aemon> so what do you do? network security? <Dark_Knight> Information security/Network security <Aemon> cool <Aemon> i'm a lowly webdesigner/developer <Dark_Knight> although having IRC on my box at work is a major violation of the security policy <Dark_Knight> but fuck it, I wrote it
<robb> i need to go talk to that new hot chick... getz me some kisses <robb> but she's like hot... and probably *has* a life
<renegadellf> My anus is being saved for marriage. <renegadellf> ......DAMNIT XD <renegadellf> I mean, you know. <renegadellf> After the wife gets tired of the......youknowwhatnevermind <Torture> hhmmm <Torture> Do I smell... 'nasty games'? XD
teh Tycho fan: none of us can get laid Ketrus: Sure you can. Go commit a felony. Ketrus: Granted, by 'laid', I mean 'sodomized', but still.
<ed2000nyc> irc is waste of my time <ed2000nyc> cya ed2000nyc «~ed2000nyc@207-237-236-47.c3-0.nyr-ubr1.nyr.ny.cable.rcn.com» has Quit iRC (-=SysReset 2.51=-) <Yourmove> hmmm usually it takes years to find that out.. <Yourmove> he's a quick learner
<MooksGirl> Mook you can see boobies if you come in here w/ me <Mook> brb <MooksGirl> I'm watching Girls Gone Wild
<shortyz> ugly bitches should wear masks all the time.. or rather paper bags <`FrEaK> plastic bags... so they cant breath