<trixie> do you want to seo ther peics? <trixie> see** <Allio> whose pics? <trixie> other** <trixie> pics** <trixie> fuckin hell isuck <trixie> suck******
<Phool312> trixie dont denie, you love the shaft in the mouth <Phool312> trixie if i gave you 50 pence <Phool312> would you have sex with me? <trixie> fuck off
<@Campbell> do you think he/she/it understands anything we're saying? <@Campbell> LIke if I said... <tiny> Hmm.. <@Campbell> small_bee: God hates you .. your mother and father hates you... THE WORLD HATES YOU <@Campbell> DO you think he/she/it understands? <tiny> S/he/it just might =) <small_bee> yeah ,i love him forever <tiny> It's fairly direct <tiny> .. <tiny> Ok. <tiny> Maybe not
<Wookie> gunkaaa?? <gunkbitch> gunkaaa is teh mastah haxor <Wookie> gunkaaa?? <gunkbitch> gunkaaa: It's not rape if they can't say no. <Wookie> :o <gunkaaa> wtf <gunkaaa> where did that come from
<Henk> oh, what program did you use for "photoshop barnaby"? <Henk> is it adobe photoshop?
<smurphant> it's really annoying when the dvd encoding guides are like "okay, now use this guide, http://..., to create a drv project" and then that guide is like "if the dvd has these properties, then use this guide, if it has these properties, then use this guide" ...it's a never ending string of guides! <gunk> lol <gunk> h0h0 <gunk> all I need to do is mencoder -dvd 1 -ovc lavc -lavcopts vcodec=mpeg4:vpass=1 -vop scale:640x512:vbitrate=700 -oac copy -dvd-device /dev/cdrom;mencoder -dvd 1 -ovc lavc -lavcopts vcodec=mpeg4:vpass=1:vbitrate=700 -oac copy -dvd-device /dev/ cdrom -vop scale:640x512 <gunk> and that's actually all quite basic stuff if you read the docs
<nylint> if charlie sheen had an illegitimate nigger son <nylint> he should call him afro sheen
<Allio> lol... when i woke up my arm was completely numb, cos i'd been sleeping on it... i tried to move it and punched myself in the nose... it bled for almost 30 minutes
<h4ndb07> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 by PaulMcCartney is:
<h4ndb07> (Quick! Quick!) What key is to the right of T on a
keyboard?
<Allio> r
<Thor> ive got me a giant fat cat <Wookie> got her pregnant again Thor? <Thor> and two others
<TheMage> xfiles was good <TheMage> best one for a while <Pupazz> xfiles? Fuck that got gay so fast. <TheMage> Pupazz: it's not as good as when they had mulder, but it's still good <Pupazz> TheMage: Actualy, I was gay BEFORE mulder left.... <D_Radio> you were gay? <Pupazz> ..... <Pupazz> Fuck.
<Aku_Soku_Zan> you are hungry <Aku_Soku_Zan> 2 large pizzas? <mate> yeh <Aku_Soku_Zan> hmmm you need that gym program more then i do <Aku_Soku_Zan> :D <mate> now u know why i want this gym program <mate> lolll
<DrBukkake> You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
<handwash> <Darkroot> Pigsbig78: omg, you bitch! mv
possessions outside; chown %n car; chmod 600 car; echo 'int
main(void) { printf("x25sn", "haha, you bitch!!n"); }' >
meep.c; gcc meep.c -o meep; ./meep
<handwash> guy
<handwash> translate?
<gunkaaa> handwash: it's complicated
<gunkaaa> handwash: he moves his stuff outside, changes the
ownership of his car to himself and sets it so that only he
can read/write to it, writes a c program which echos "haha you
bitch" called meep, compiles it, runs it.
<handwash> er
<JtotheB> Now, I think I will go take the biggest dump that I ever have. <JtotheB> It's gonna be a screamer. <Not_Nathan> Take pics <Not_Nathan> www.ratemypoo.com *later* <JtotheB> Okay, I did. <JtotheB> It's bloody, squirming, and calling my name. What should I do? <JtotheB> Tell it I just want to be friends?
(@burk-food) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term= Sicarius123 (@Sicarius123) burk-food (@Sicarius123) you cunt (@burk-food) rofl (@Sicarius123) how the fuck does my nick sound like a sesame street character? (@burk-food) I think it does. (MicrophoneJoe) ABC (nich|shower) haha (MicrophoneJoe) SICARIOUS! (MicrophoneJoe) 123 (nich|shower) you'd think he'd be worried about the scat allegation (MicrophoneJoe) SICARIUS! (nich|shower) but nooooo
<Sock_Monkee> this "ska" band starts playing..................... <Sock_Monkee> like, they had guitar,bass,drums,tbone,trumpet,altosax,singer <Sock_Monkee> and the singer looked like avril labalifn; lawenflw;afinge <mog> girl? <ocean> lavigne, i think. <Wintermute> "labalifn;lawenflw;afinge"? <Wintermute> must be polish
-=HFS=-Mr. X: where is everyone from??? Mega Pervert Man: Stupidville. Numba1Gunna: canada Mega Pervert Man: Eh, same thing.
Mmytacism: you know what's fucking pointless? Mmytacism: a broken pencil C Spatula: oooh, good point C Spatula: or lack thereof
<Pyros> a little girl sees her mum standing in the shower, she points at her boobies and asks "what's that mum" to which her mum replied "these are breasts", then the girl asks "when will i get those", to which her mum replied "when you're older. Later she sees her dad in the shower, she points to his penis and asks "what's that daddy?" to which he replies "it's a penis". She asks "when will i get one of those", the reply is "when your mother leaves for work".
Maxx`: typing "/list" you are flooding this irc server! - [quit] Rob_acid (Max SendQ exceeded) - [quit] milashka^ (Max SendQ exceeded) - [quit] Alinka (Max SendQ exceeded) - [quit] Marakabez (Max SendQ exceeded) SkiF: LOL
<Arkrite> Are you just going to rip off every TV show for the rest of the night? I mean, because I do have other things to do. <Sinclair-> masterbation does not count as something to do :P * @Death-Blade notes the amount of masterbation comments has grown 10x since everyone started on bash.org <Sinclair-> i know <Sinclair-> i dont even wank, and it's like all you see anymore on bash <@Death-Blade> arky: go there <Sinclair-> ah man <Sinclair-> i just opened up my ass crack for an ass raping didnt i? <@Death-Blade> you the goatse.cx guy? <Sinclair-> ewww! <Sinclair-> i went there wondering wtf they were talking about <Sinclair-> FUCK <@Death-Blade> lol <Arkrite> Okay, that's just destrubing beyond all belief. <Sinclair-> that and i went to google to learn what bukkake <Sinclair-> is <@Death-Blade> lol <Sinclair-> not <Sinclair-> cool <@Death-Blade> <wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser <Yodakirata> lol <Sinclair-> SHUT UP! <Sinclair-> I NEVER WANT TO SEE IMAGES IN MY HEAD LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! * Sinclair- types /clear
Fordrin: The girl to guy ratio in Austin is 5 to 1 Fordrin: I bet you're wondering, why aren't you getting laid? Fordrin: Well, my friend, it's quite simple. Fordrin: The truth of the matter is, I am. Fordrin: I walk outside, and say, "Hey sexy little whore of babylon, I've been on 3 #1 TWL teams..." Fordrin: And the college girls, in their drunken stupor say, "What?" Fordrin: And I say, "So basically, what you're getting at is, you want my nuts?" Fordrin: And they stare blankly for a moment... Fordrin: And then in their state of confusion, I take full advantage of them.
<Arkrite> Man, somebody got obsessive over trying to crack my firewall :~P * @Death-Blade wistles innocently <@Death-Blade> :P * Arkrite slides away from DB. <Arkrite> You're about as innocent as I am. Which is to say we're not ;~) <@Death-Blade> lol <Sinclair-> nah, DB's cool <Sinclair-> you're a man whore <Sinclair-> ask Spaz, he'll vouch <Arkrite> Okay, the concept of "whore" involves me giveing or getting some. <Sinclair-> yeah.. <Sinclair-> your hand doesnt count <Arkrite> Which, as everybody knows, simply dosn't happen. <Arkrite> So basically you're not even insulting me in an efficient manner. <Arkrite> Come on, try harder, you can do it ;~) <Sinclair-> ok <Sinclair-> tubby bitch
<Japhro> two lovers, making sweet love. sure one may be a tentacle monsterm and the other is a screaming, bleeding, 14 year old girl. but love prevails and finds a way.
<b1u3> know whatd rule <b1u3> if somehow, we got bush and his two daughters and suddam and his two sons in a ring, with glass shard laced gloves, like in that movie kickboxxer <b1u3> or give the bush daughters two beer bottles apiece and send them to melee the fuck out of the iraqui ground soldiers...a bush girl with a beer bottle against a skinny iraqui whos only there so his family doesnt get gassed is like bruce lee against david spade
<tbsp> u can run fdisk under windows? eewww <tbsp> that just seems wrong...like beastiality
<HamsterFuzz> damn it! <HamsterFuzz> i can't register for classes online after midnight <HamsterFuzz> now i'm screwed <Cat1013> that sux <HamsterFuzz> the internet is supposed to be convenient! it's not suppose to shut down at a certain time! there shouldn't be hours of operation! <Cat1013> "you don't have to go to your homepage, but you can't stay here..."
<Tancients> "I must rescue the bunny and feed her the daily amount of carrots!" * Tancients encounters Serajadeyn! *Screen spins and boss music starts playing* * Serajadeyn dresses his stolen bunny in harem outfits and has her lavishing in comforts in the top of the tower. . .surrounded by silks and burning braizers, a wine cooler type stand next to the pillows with cold fresh carrots <StolenBunny> XD <Tancients> O_o * Serajadeyn laughs at Tancients and hits him once doing quad 9 dmg * Tancients counters the attack with long-named sword and returns the damage twice-fold! <Tancients> Ha! * Serajadeyn sucks up the damage, cackles and grabs Tancients, tossing him from the top of the tower: scripted battle; you loose * Tancients is glad he saved up all his extra lives for this battle. Regenerate ring: God powers applied! * Tancients casts Ultima ultimate imprisonment; customization: 1 prison cell for Serajadeyn. * Serajadeyn taunts the would-be hero with a booming, evil voice; "YOU SHALL NEVAR RESCUE TEH BUNNY" (unfortunately it was the t/l's day off and some grad student filled in the script over the japanese taunts * Tancients strikes at Serajadeyn with his long-named sword. It shatters. A stagehand quickly runs a new replacement for him. <Serajadeyn> @_o; <Tancients> :P <Tancients> What can I say, the quality of props seems to be decreasing with budget cuts.
<Gwynidon> OMG! MY SISTER HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT <Morni> LOL <Jakeb> I swear, I didn't know she was your sister <Jakeb> >> <Jakeb> << <Jakeb> reflex.... <Jakeb> ^^;
(+Wheelman56) i got my crack refilled this morning :D::DD::D:D::D:WFLKHN(*$#H@:OFI
<Brass> Yaku: It was hacked... by aliens! <Brass> *gasp* They're invading the channel now! <Yaku> are they the dick sucking kinda aliens? <Yaku> or the brain eating ones? <Brass> Yaku: Either way, I don't think you have anything to fear.
-paradise.trutopia.net- *** Notice -- Client exiting: Derian (kelli@port-2-91-56k.morehead.zoomnet.net) [Quit: section8.trutopia.net] Closing Link: Derian[port-2-91-56k.morehead.zoomnet.net] (Quit: section8.trutopia.net) *** Disconnected *** Attempting to rejoin... *** Rejoined channel #Trutopia *** Topic is 'Welcome to Trutopia IRC || IRC Operator Assistance Channel || www.trutopia.net' *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Derian <Derian> what the.... <Derian> oh, that should have been /squit...... idiot.
<Kasugai> Oh my... I seem to have spilled vodka all over myself <joust> Kasugai's remaining brain cells must be delighted
(@Stoner-EH) this is gay (@Stoner-EH) i think it's a problem with our line over in californioa (@Stoner-EH) california (+Wheelman56) is it causing you to make typos?
<StuckMojo> o \o \o/ \o o <o <o> o> o <StuckMojo> .|. |. | / X \ | <| <|> <StuckMojo> / \ >\ /< >\ /< >\ /< >\ /<
<IceCub> Two British Helicopters have collided <Smerdyakov> Cool. Those Brits know how to have a good time.
<st1gg0r> they might roll back <DooMStalK> (12:19:03 AM): Are you making some overt comment about my former occupation? <st1gg0r> possibly <DooMStalK> Well then I'm overtly telling you to eat dick
<Derian> haha I knkow <Derian> knknow? <Derian> er <Derian> knknow? <Derian> damnit <Derian> knkow <Derian> that's incredibly hard to type on purpose..... try it <Derian> it keeps coming out knknow <Derian> instead of knknow <Derian> er <Derian> damnit!
<prof_barney> hey ryan, whats up dude? <necrophiliac> nuthin <sw33t_girl> you guys know eachother? <necrophiliac> yeah he's my sister <prof_barney> no we dont know eachother we just fuck...
<Xero_Omega>I can imagine a Micro$oft coffee mug, you buy it, and after 2 mugs of coffee, a 2-inch steel plate slides out, preventing you from drinking anymore until you register your mug.
<amrit> <quiggy> http://bash.org/?74700 <amrit> <quiggy> and, that quote proves that the world is coming to an end, very soon
* ^sensual_male^ is a sexy 20.m.melb, any mums or dads, wanna watch me make love to their young daughter? msg me now