<supervillain> i just masterbaited so hard my papercut reopened and then I got semen in my papercut. <[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all over my roommate <[sa]hack_the> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over my living room <[SA]CrazyAchmed> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over YOUR living room <[sa]evensevenone> i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off <[sa]mrpeabody0> i just masturbated so hard my guitar exploded. <[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock fell off <[SA]StupidWhore> i just masturbated <[sa]evensevenone> stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger
(while watching live firefight in port city of Umm Qasr on TV) <eva> omg <eva> fucking campers
shoeman: ohhhh Kate Hudson.... shoeman: 0hhhhhh EvilBanana: eew, bag o' bones shoeman: oh shush shoeman: lol EvilBanana: she is! shoeman: blah blah blah EvilBanana: I have zits bigger than her boobs shoeman: lol shoeman: and since when are big boobs a big deal? shoeman: :-P EvilBanana: neva..but she absolutely lacks in the mammary department EvilBanana: I'm not even sure she's a mammal shoeman: lol
* @mootlif3 * [Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit] [3205] [4:18/5.91MB/192Kbit] <khaos> hm <khaos> new manson? <@mootlif3> yeh <%jdp> LOL dumbass <%jdp> you couldnt notice that from the song title? <@mootlif3> lol <khaos> fu lemar
<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink <-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The Fuck* <-(@SleazyC)-> lmao.. <-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts <-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with stink-nuts and not know it
<keisersoz> bush is a chimp who looks vaguely human <laceyfloss> like michael jackson?
<Ronald_MacK> You kids are stupider than stupid. <Ronald_MacK> You're like... the anti-smart. <Ronald_MacK> Come to this realm to destroy all that is intelligent and reasonable.
<b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm <p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be right back friends...oh"
<goat^2> man, i just queefed <goat^2> and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina <paintray|PissedAtEverything> your penis farted? <goat^2> yeah <paintray|PissedAtEverything> thats....gross <goat^2> stinked pretty bad <paintray|PissedAtEverything> you sure it just isn't rancid pus from a veneral disease you have? <goat^2> normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a male queef, grammar rules go to hell <goat^2> no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra made that farting motion <goat^2> and there was a rancid smell
<Alvaro> I'd tap you anytime Treen <Treen|Dead> the dead are beyond blame... <Treen|Dead> ... <Alvaro> ... <Treen|Dead> *uncomfortable moment* <Alvaro> *awkward silence* <Treen|Dead> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. <Psychorider> does that make Alvaro a necrophiliac? <Alvaro> So ummm, how about em Knicks? <Zippo> Something.
<berger> i suggested to mojo, we go on a double date with eachothers sisters <berger> he said no <Zardoz> how old is his sister? <berger> well <berger> hmm <berger> i suppose thats why he said no.
* Avie|work tabs back in * <Avie|work> what are you _talking_ about? <ithil> I started with 22 as the lowest possible base, got 210, added 9, noticed 219 was a factor of 3 (216 + 3), and realized it was going to stay that way. :P <Xrtsys> Wait. The three rule breaks down in non-/10 bases. <DND> virgin girls are cool * PxM watches Avie tab back out <Avie|work> some people are talking about virgins, some people are talking about math, someone said something about God, and _I_ thought you were still talking about typology.
<zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he fucken grenaded 3 of his own tents <BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard.
<hein> I LOVE LAURA <laura> Are you drunk, hein. <hein> off of love <laura> sad, drunk off yourself.
<^Spike^> I just realised <^Spike^> These new coke cans have 'REVOLUTION!!!' written on them. <^Spike^> DAMN COMMUNIST SOFT DRINK <^Spike^> It also has 'You know you Want it' written on it. <^Spike^> That's a whole lot creepier. <^Spike^> So my can is a communist and a rapist.
onuap: good morning bochip: morning onuap Blitzsama: good? why does everyone assume the other guy is having a good morning? onuap: bad morning for you then bochip: he was wishing you a good one bochip: for some reason Blitzsama: i know Blitzsama: i was wishing he would stop, as it 10 pm here bochip: but, you would like to have a good morning tomorrow, yes? Blitzsama: maybe... Blitzsama: let me sleep on it.
<downer> http://www.pollypocket.com/sea/pool/pool_party.asp <-- now this is what the internet is all about <nathan> woman was in the room + speakers on loud = me having to do a bunch of explaining <phyre> haha
<downer> who is you? <Sarpedon> yo mama <Sarpedon> oh wait... i'm sorry <Sarpedon> i often confuse myself WITH PEOPLE I FUCK
<TheMaxx> "A Tomahawk cruise missile might have missed its target in Iraq and landed in southwest Iran" <TheMaxx> those things are bitch to steer
<Tac0> theyre fucking with you, the real way to get to it is / quit im a fag * Quits: Boo_urns (Quit: Tac0's a fag)
<overandoutcaptn> it's all about searching ebay to get an estimate on the going rate for kidneys <Poison_Idea> HAHAH ALEX <Poison_Idea> alex sell your virginity on it <Poison_Idea> please <overandoutcaptn> nope <overandoutcaptn> no kidneys on ebay <Poison_Idea> fuck <overandoutcaptn> just kidney beans <overandoutcaptn> and kidney shaped bowls <Poison_Idea> i dont need a kidney <Poison_Idea> illl put it on <overandoutcaptn> and other useless crap that doesn't tell me how much a kidney is going for <overandoutcaptn> i don't want to sell my virginity on ebay <overandoutcaptn> some fat ugly mediterainian woman will prolly buy it <Poison_Idea> haha nah my mum isnt mediterrian yo <overandoutcaptn> although if an american or european buys it then they'd have to pay for postage and handling and i demand first class all the way
<LeoDV> Don't fight for fuel, stroke your tool! <KANG> that's the worst slogan anyone has ever had <LeoDV> Touch your sack, not Iraq! <KANG> I stand corrected. <LeoDV> War is heinous, thumb your anus! <LeoDV> http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ This is where heroes go when they die <KANG> I hate you more than anything
<HamhamSoZ> Oops. ITV aren't going to like that. <Bashman> What? <HamhamSoZ> Looks like the US army took out an ITV news crew. <Bashman> O_O <HamhamSoZ> Maybe that'll mean more interesting television instead of the same crappy news over and over ^^
<SUMO> Yeah, your girlfriend is a slut. <Marlon_Strike> no she's not. <TIKKI-MAN_FAEZZ> sounds like it:P <Marlon_Strike> She simply has an odd sense of humor. * cloud|I-Saviour looks at Eld and nods * SUMO nods at Cloud as well. <Marlon_Strike> .... <Marlon_Strike> You guys suck... <Marlon_Strike> I never insult your girlfriends... <SUMO> We never have any.
<Bashman> Hehe, did you know that if you cross "encyclopaedia" and "paedophile" you get "encylopaedophile?" <Bashman> Or "encyclopaedophilia". <HamhamSoZ> ...I see
* pig points out that vi just core dumped twice * Khatru points out that vi sucks. <pig> obviously <Nugget> it is software. ergo, it sucks. <pig> your mom is software <Khatru> ..
<MonkeyFlippers> Anyone know the capital of Croatia? <gho5t> who cares? <[steev]> MonkeyFlippers; google.com does <MonkeyFlippers> Who cares, gho5t? <gho5t> aww did i hurt your feelings? <gho5t> i'm sorry i care <gho5t> let's go look together <gho5t> i'll meet you at google
<HansBlix> hopefull kim jong Il now has quite a load of shite on his drawers <notMoo> and he has to think before he speaks <gho5t> that guys got a death wish though <gho5t> he talks more shit than a black kid in grade school
ramoth4: I can write the class and the functions for it ramoth4: and you can use the class to put them on the page CHz16: Ahh. So, you get backend, and I get frontend? ramoth4: hai, so desu CHz16: *hopes no one ever finds my last quote and interprets it suggestively* ramoth4: rotflmfao
<gho5t> if iraqis weren't so stupid they could be driving porsches and snorting coke off their girl friends titties <HansBlix> hahahaha <gho5t> but they gotta be all tough guy army fags
<SchoolBoy> http://www.fcntl.net/benz.jpg <SchoolBoy> thats u ppl ? ;P <keta> yeh <keta> im teh gay sailsor guy
<Arkaine> i had to call this girl last night and make sure she wasnt pregnant <Arkaine> THINGS I DONT LIKE DOING <Arkaine> CALLING GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY ARENT CARRYING MY KID
<Dyn|work> just say BREASTS and pike is wide awake <molo> BREASTESES <pike|sl33p> HI MOLO!
<soul|FL> i am gonna move to utah <soul|FL> and bang that chic doggy <soul|FL> shes 64
<InvisableMan> [19:51] <AshleeFukala> i tried to make popcorn.. <InvisableMan> [19:52] <AshleeFukala> and i blwe up my mircowave <InvisableMan> HOW do you blow up the microwave with popcorn? <InvisableMan> it boggles the mind <InvisableMan> is that even possible? <InvisableMan> i mean, COME ON... i understand, maybe, burning the popcorn, at the most catching it on fire.. MAYBE... but..... <InvisableMan> TO BLOW UP THE MICROWAVE??? <InvisableMan> *sigh* you humans will be the death of me.
<Hyperian> ono pike * Hyperian kills pike <Hyperian> found an article about pikes <Hyperian> "invasive northern pike just won't die" <pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHA! <Hyperian> "pike could devastate fisheries" <pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHAAH! <Hyperian> "despite being poisoned, shocked, netted, hooked, and blown up, the nonative northern pike remains stronger than ever in Lake Davis." * Hyperian shocks and poisons pike <pike|zZz> BWAHAHA <pike|zZz> YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THE PIKE! * pike|zZz was kicked by Dyn|work (Dyn|work)
@soul|FL: porn is because too many women say no <Dyn|work> porn is because too many women say no... to soul <nikky> no soul not even if you paid me <soul|FL> what if i paid you a lot
<manaani> Insy gave me a 30gb Hard drive <panth`afk> how many times did you buttrape for that? <manaani> 12 <manaani> err <manaani> 0
<soul|FL> the whole time i am having a boner over the voice of some over weight 30+ yr old fat chic
<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my mouth <IgnusDei> yum
<beej> who cares if it's a monster, it's the biggest cock I ever had! <@soul|FL> ...
<soul|FL> say hypothetically yesterday i bought a life size buffy blow up doll and had sex with it
frostedbeagels: now here's the thing onkeybutt87: where's the thing? frostedbeagels: here onkeybutt87: oh yeah