<Hostile blinks> <MacBinaryBot> You blink, I stink, we're pink. <Hostile> you dink <MacBinaryBot> You kink <Hostile> youd think <MacBinaryBot> You're gonna sink. <Hostile> ok *wink* <MacBinaryBot> heh <MacBinaryBot> Time to twink. <Hostile> silly chink <MacBinaryBot> Long link <Hostile> is it mink? <MacBinaryBot> Need zinc! <Hostile> lol you wrink <MacBinaryBot> You're covered in ink. <Hostile> bah thats what i was gonna use, you .... erm bink -.- <Hostile> k i lose <Hostile> *cry* <MacBinaryBot> lol, finque <Hostile> -.- <Hostile> time for me to go shrink
<CommanderStab> When I was 10 me and this friend of mine who was four years older than me made this Visual Basic game called Fatal Move. Basically these pictures he drew would pop up with some text like "This guy is a geek! Let's kill him!!" and then if you clicked yes another picture would be shown with him dead, and if you clicked no some guy called you a wimp and the game quit. <Bleeding> did the irony of u saying 'lets kill geeks' in a game u wrote in vb ever sink in? <CommanderStab> His character was called "Carrot Head" and he was this cool looking carrot with a special knife. <CommanderStab> My chracter was "Unco-body the Head Shaker" who was some retarded guy with a gun he couldn't aim properly with, and he just sat there laughing goofily all the time. <Bleeding> gee let me guess who wore the pants in ur friendship
<matt> mang <matt> i gotta send some logs down stream <matt> but my roommate just got in the shower <markus> so go stank up the bathroom <matt> i assume the door is locked <markus> just push it under the door then
MicrowavedPuppy: I was detailing etc on the car today MicrowavedPuppy: and this like 6 year old comes up all timid MicrowavedPuppy: she says,hi i like your car alot MicrowavedPuppy: i might want one just like it when i grow up MicrowavedPuppy: then she goes MicrowavedPuppy: APRIL FOOLS! MicrowavedPuppy: and runs off laughing her ass off to her friends in the street
*In private* <KaaLee> Well, he hasn't said a thing while I've been in here. <CommanderStab> He must be idling or something. I'll draw him out. Just watch!! *In the chat room* [22:10:33] <CommanderStab> Hey guys [22:11:17] <D-BOY> Fuck off stabb nobody wants to fucking hear what you have to say *In private* <CommanderStab> Ta-daaa!! Less than a minute!! That's gotta be a record!!!!!! <KaaLee> Your skills of annoyance are above us all
*MulletMan removes his pants *BobZilla sets mode +pants MulletMan <MulletMan> fuck you
* jwz has sh0px0red <ogw-iii> whatcha get for me? <@jwz> plastic bags <@jwz> slightly used
Reelr123: whats up k8 z swimmer: who are you? Reelr123: you dont remember? k8 z swimmer: nope Reelr123: i m bummed k8 z swimmer: clay? Reelr123: nope k8 z swimmer: ooool k8 z swimmer: k k8 z swimmer: so who the heck are ya Reelr123: its me Reelr123: guess Reelr123: i have admired you for a long time k8zswimmer: Who are you? Reelr123: i have known u for a long time k8zswimmer: way to freak me out yo Reelr123: I love you more then the world k8zswimmer: tmi.... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?! Reelr123: I know exactly what u r doing as we speak. And you better get to bed right this instant Reelr123: or u r grounded from the computer k8zswimmer: MOM?!?
Motorbreath151: i'm gonna grow my hair and beard like sam jackson's in this movie Motorbreath151: i'm the foot fuckin' master TheOffspring326: yea TheOffspring326: you should become black too Motorbreath151: lemme try TheOffspring326: just rub shit all over your body TheOffspring326: haha Motorbreath151: hahaha Motorbreath151: man that's wrong on so many levesl TheOffspring326: then you'll smell AND look like them
<Oki> omg <Oki> 12:25p EnterTheGame SecurityServices : We will be validating your network access in a few moments... Please don't be alarmed if you notice a couple connections on your firewall during this scan. <Oki> I thought it said "Please don't be ashamed if you notice a couple connections on your firewall during this scan."
<g3nocide> lol why the fuck would dreamweaver try to open an mp3 file ? <m0rn> is it made by real? that would explain the sudden determination to be used for everything
<deathazre> don't think this quite applies to twish, but <@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their nipples? <AngelPHiSH[girl]> *lmao* <AngelPHiSH[girl]> i cant lick my own nipple :( <Nemessis> can i? <AngelPHiSH[girl]> sure ^___^ <neko> i can lick my nipple <Nemessis> leet <neko> takes ages sewing it back on though
<Supergoad> im about to bid on a damn fine sexy router <Supergoad> im gonna sleep with it, caress its ports with my tounge <Supergoad> then im gonna plug my cable into it <Supergoad> and its LED's are gonna go wild
<reppy> I made her cum with the cock of fury! <_bigd_> reppy, she made you buy the Cock of Fury(tm) and use it on her?
[loucura] yummm... french fries and gravy [Crysanna] you need cheese with that [loucura] Yeah, but I don't feel like melting any cheese. [loucura] That, and all I have is american cheese, I'm afraid it'll go to war with my french fries
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<Schismo5000>Did you know Hitler couldn't have kids? <PeterH>... <Schismo5000>Yea, he was anti-semenic <PeterH>Dude, thats anti semeTic, and it means he hated jews <Schismo5000>Oh <Schismo5000>>_< <PeterH>o_O
Sardonyx: what do you do when a girl likes you and you have no like there of DooD: do what they do to you if the positions were reversed DooD: string them along forever DooD: slowly destroying their heart from the inside out Sardonyx: i don't think i have the patients for that
Ubergamer: I think the idea that good things come to those who wait comes from the fact that, due to probability theory, on a long enough timeline there is a good chance that at least two good things will occur Ben: or it's a saying started by people who don't wait that want more good things for themselves Ben: so they tell those who wait to keep waiting Ubergamer: they should modernize that saying Ubergamer: hot chicks come to guys who masturbate Ben: haha Ben: and said thusly, one can see the absurdity Ben: we have successfully debunked an aphorism Ubergamer: yay!
<ue-Soul_Chaser> yeah sniper, normally, you can't stick your penis all the way unless you would want to rip her cervix apart <ue-Soul_Chaser> or, in your case, his rectum
<Leeide> i found some jewish rap one time <Leeide> it was pimp <Leeide> was like......Two Live Jews or soemthing
<SuperVeggie> tubgirl makes me thirsty :\ <SuperVeggie> it looks like some sort of curry flavoured milk
<@Chimerasame> pancake bukkake :9 <@Chimerasame> it's just syrup from a bunch of aunt jemima bottles
<vortex> Emo lol. The intentionally bad singing of punk with all the angst and whining of a 13 year olds Livejournal
<@neko|stoned> when i first got into warez, i downloaded shindlers list <@neko|stoned> i deleted it thinking it was a bad copy <@neko|stoned> :/
<Iconoplast> why do people insist in distributing things in real audio format? <cowofdoom> because they love Hitler. <Iconoplast> that's what i was thinking.
<Hanh> my mom aided in the development of the korean deathbox <K> what is that? <Hanh> Ford Ka <Hanh> or anything from Daihatsu <K> gah <K> i remember that car.. didn't stick around for too long.. <K> your mom is in the auto industry then? <Hanh> yes <Hanh> mainly developing backseats <Hanh> and breaking them in
<slope_xb> American one = The Rung <slope_xb> er <slope_xb> Ring <Jeff`> the rung <slope_xb> woo i kan type f00 <Jeff`> rofl <Jeff`> that would be an interesting movie <SwizzleStick> the ladder or death <slope_xb> the Ring, the Rang, the Rung <slope_xb> :D <SwizzleStick> the top rung kills you <Jeff`> "SOMEDAY, I WILL CLIMB THIS LADDER" <Jeff`> "ONE RUNG AT A TIME" <slope_xb> Ring Rang Rung... almost as bad as Ching Chang Chong <Jeff`> the movie about a boy who climbs a ladder
* slippy drags you upstairs <ginge> ! <slippy> to bed.. <ginge> !! <slippy> to sleep! <ginge> :( <slippy> after a bit <ginge> ;)
<MillitePress> Yeah, it's about masturbation and stuff. Weird book. <jamessheen> whats masturbation <MillitePress> ... <Kail> ... <Nikul> ... <MillitePress> It's a touchy subject
<CryptoKnight> i was at my girlfriend's house yesterday <CryptoKnight> and we are having sex <Hektik_Sniper> ... <Hektik_Sniper> TMI <CryptoKnight> and then we hear her mom and her mom's boyfriend in the next room getting started <Hektik_Sniper> ... <CryptoKnight> and then they finish <CryptoKnight> and then i'm still going <Hektik_Sniper> SHUT IT YOUR MAKING BABY JESUS CRY!!!!!!! <CryptoKnight> and this morning that fuck calls me a "minute man " <Hektik_Sniper> ... <CryptoKnight> heh
<MexHammer> I mean, come on, aren't at least 20% of Star Trek episodes ones where they end up going back to Earth circa 1920 - 1945? They have millions of planets and who knows how much time and they have hundreds of episodes with that premise? If Star Trek was a person, it'd be you. And I'd beat it up.
cougah66: dude, i am so uber fucked cougah66: I mean, the uberness, of the fuckage....it boggles the mind
<Hackster> oh, i crack me up. <lophyte> you crack me up too <lophyte> *snuggles close to Hackster* <lophyte> ;) <Hackster> really. <Hackster> awww. *lick* <lophyte> yay :D <p1asm1c> get a dcc chat you two
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*** Joins: azninvazn [mcgruff] [mp3] abba - dancing queen @ 192 kbps [owner] now playing: geri halliwell - it's rainin' men.mp3 [owner] you just got one-upped gruff [azninvazn] i don't know how i mistyped '#513' as '# mp3sforqueers', but i'm getting the fuck out of here *** Parts: azninvazn [mcgruff] ^5
<Killzig> you guys want to hear something fucked up i did at work today, which I blame all of you for -- by the way <Insane-Lark> sure <Dan`> ? <Killzig> I faxed a quote to a client and wrote "K THX BYE" on the bottom
<wizards23> anyone get the game madden 2003 from k-mart like me ? <drunkers> dont ever say that out loud <wizards23> what that i got madden? <drunkers> no that you shop at k-mart
<drunkers> is your real name gabe? <Gabe-33> yes <drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel? <Gabe-33> no <drunker> concider it
<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron? <drunkers> probably and honest mistake <CaMR0N> but everyone? <drunkers> did you tell them you were gay? <CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone <drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake then
<drunkers> u arab? <Zelbinian> Nope. <drunkers> good <Zelbinian> Irish, French, and English. <drunkers> geez <drunkers> u moms a whore
<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1 <slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire? <slippy> don't fight with the americans? <slippy> hrhrhr <doggie^> hahah <doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue <doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up <slippy> lol <slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks <slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools" <doggie^> hahaha
* dbzfreak pokes javabie * javabie fights back by talking javabieish <@javabie> hy <@javabie> how r u <@javabie> asl <@javabie> ??????????????????/??//?/????????????? <@javabie> ? <@javabie> ???????????/// <@dbzfreak> ..*DIES*
<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% sudo cp ~rick/newshots ~kel/. <Kel> cp: cannot stat `/home/rick/newshots': No such file or directory <Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait <Rick_Hunter> newshot, not newshots :P <Kel> typo <Rick_Hunter> lol. <Rick_Hunter> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait <Rick_Hunter> ^_^ <Kel> huh? <Kel> you punk, you screen'd my terminal didn'cha? :P <Rick_Hunter> I what? <Kel> how'd you know I did that? <Rick_Hunter> You pasted it. :P <Kel> I did? <Kel> oh <Kel> ha ha ha <Rick_Hunter> bash.org <Rick_Hunter> ^_^ <Kel> no!