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#89755 [ + | - ] 126
<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a
10 year old raduck
<Radu> ...
<Tac0> (took me a while to find a damn screwdriver)
<evildoer> which ones the 10 year old/
<Tac0> NO STANDOFFS TO BE SEEN
<Radu> taco must not want my help anymore?
<evildoer> WHICH ONE IS THE 10 YEAR OLD?
<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a
10 year old, raduck
<Tac0> that make more sense?
<Radu> yes
<Radu> PROPER PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING SAVE TEH DAY AGAIN
#89750 [ + | - ] 845
<god> afk, seventh day
#89738 [ + | - ] 457
<+Cowface> I saw some fella at EA with the last name Teh.
<@Joshums> hahaha
<@Joshums> Hilarious
<+Cowface> Asian character. I was hoping to see a last name
LoL in the office next to his.
<@Joshums> it's funny cuz in the phone book it would say "Teh
Firstname"
<+Cowface> Haha.
<+Cowface> It was like... Wein Teh or something.
<+Cowface> Something along those letters.
<+Kirbyblade> We should find someone named Fag0t Teh
<+Kirbyblade> There is apparently a Billy Silly in some
phonebook
<@Joshums> it would be funny if his middle name started with
an R
<@Joshums> in the phonebook it would say Teh Wein R
<+Cowface> Hahah
<+Kirbyblade> Hahaha
#89710 [ + | - ] 468
(@iRlaN^) can someone tell me some good bf ip's thanks
(+gig) ?
(@Nick^) he means bf1942, not boyfriends
(@Nick^) boyfriends dont have ips
(@Nick^) man that'd be leet
(@Nick^) have a girlfriend scanner
(@Nick^) like an ip scanner
(@Nick^) select the filters and click refresh
(@Nick^) then take your pick
(+gig) you need to get out more dude
#89700 [ + | - ] 672
<^Bret^> BOW DOWN TO THE SMILEY FACE KING!
<axelf> yeah, until jamaisvu resets the stats
<^Bret^> 23044 smilies
<^Bret^> dude
<^Bret^> I work at a net cafe
<^Bret^> I have *nothing* but time on my hands
<axelf> and semen
<^Bret^> and semen
#89689 [ + | - ] 367
* JimmytheCow looks over at his linux box.
<JimmytheCow> or run 2 pc's
* Wiecker[DAMIT] looks over at his linux box.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm..that's strange, never had a linux box
there before.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Never had a linux box period.
* Wiecker[DAMIT] examines the box.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm...looks like a refrigerator.
#89686 [ + | - ] 482
<Wiecker> Running in the open just gets me killed.
<Semp> What game?
<Wiecker> Barbie detective
#89683 [ + | - ] 184
Liz: id like to have something else :-P
katie: lol
katie: i would too
katie: like 5 seconds with him
katie: even 5 milliseconds
Liz: mmmm, 5 milliseconds of sex
Liz: is that even a full thrust?
katie: 1/2 of one
Liz: mmmm, half thrust
#89678 [ + | - ] 129
<magaggie> fucking isp.
<SorcererX> is the isp good at it?
<magaggie> no, it's horrible
<magaggie> it only lasts four hours
<magaggie> though, it does rebound quickly... usually...
<SorcererX> and then you're at it again.. for a whole 4 hours?
<magaggie> yes.
<magaggie> i have good stamina
<magaggie> sometimes i'm at it for 18, 20 hours...
#89668 [ + | - ] 586
<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
<SPeedY_B> '|
<SPeedY_B> ;'/.|
<SPeedY_B> ;'/.|
<SPeedY_B> |ujhy32'/.|
<SPeedY_B> ?/'}||}"?;.?
<SPeedY_B> ..And so ends lesson 1 of : "how to clean the
keyboard while on IRC"
#89653 [ + | - ] 97
<SamC42387> hmm here is a random question... can you be taken
to court if you are 15, and you used your friends picture in a
funny way on a website, yet they got offended?
#89555 [ + | - ] 1055
(w0rd): There is no place like 127.0.0.1
#89460 [ + | - ] 229
<cornelius> vampire sense going off i have a need for darkness
and blood.
<term> If by vampire you mean white, teenaged, and angsty.
#89455 [ + | - ] 170
* GardenHos unzips pants
<gramagrl> omg
<GardenHos> btw it's a little cold in here...just so you
know...
#89439 [ + | - ] 976
<Tetsuya_Ryuji> I just had sex
<Tetsuya_Ryuji> And it was good
<Roovis> testuya, try the multiplayer version, its better.
#89422 [ + | - ] 689
<mrduck> there was a guy at my school who got caught
mastttturbating and when he ran for school president his
slogan was "i have a hand on the situation"
#89420 [ + | - ] 349
Cyber J: I've always known my parents hated me, after all...
my first toys were a pair of scissors and running shoes...
#89413 [ + | - ] 46
<ImpLin> i need to call my GF
* ImpLin initiates call
<ImpLin> no one be home
<ImpLin> damn
<ImpLin> my friend isnt home either
<ImpLin> guess ill have to settle for you all :(
#89403 [ + | - ] 1030
<Merlin> Good news, in case you were worried that Rodney King
was done entertaining us, he got drunk and plowed his SUV into
a house at 100 mph
<sComps> christ.. dead?
<Merlin> yes, Christ is dead, but thats 2,000 year old news.
King just has a broken pelvis
#89401 [ + | - ] 143
<Toxygene> wow... i feel like shit
<Toxygene> I think I finally caught the flu going around my
office
<Toxygene> nothing quite like a small toilet, an erection and
explosive diahria
#89390 [ + | - ] 869
<!guy> tomorow is the 3rd anniversiary of the death of my dog.
its also the aniversiary of the day I learned to drive.
#89338 [ + | - ] 226
<Pingbunny> fuck. . .Mars!!!
<chobusa|work> ...you're missing the point.
<Strung> fuck mars?
<Enargy> Yeah, Cloud is.
<chobusa|work> How does one fuck a Roman deity?
<Enargy> In the butt?
#89303 [ + | - ] 529
<Antizac> I keep my real short too so the girls dont bitch
<Shipchic80> why would girls complain about your hair being
long?
<Antizac> It gets stuck in their teeth
<Shipchic80> I dont know why I bother asking anymore
#89296 [ + | - ] 1
<BuffDaddy> http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/
page2.htm
<BuffDaddy> clone jesus... clone jesus now
<SteamedHams> yeah, like we need another jew
#89279 [ + | - ] 346
<Kethry> lost: one grip. Fits my reality.
#89278 [ + | - ] -42
* Sindacuion goes in front of a mirror and stares at his
bootyful hair. Mmmmmm. The only good thing about my head..
Wait.. Those eyes... * drools and licks the mirror *
#89276 [ + | - ] -7
<Sindacuion> Teachers always try to teach us something. I just
laugh. They will never get me to learn anything.
#89254 [ + | - ] 44
* edhel_espyn does not know about computer types/names/models,
whatever. just knows that if box has a keyboard, brain
automatically registers to senses and say "com-pyoo-ter" ;-P
#89228 [ + | - ] 6231
* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
#89212 [ + | - ] 1082
<Guesm27> hai can i suck ur pussy
<ScoobyDrew> nah,you'd just get hairballs and i'd be stuck
with a wet traumatized cat
#89181 [ + | - ] 1344
<@MCJ> there was a little piece of soap left in the shower
<@MCJ> about the size of a credit card
<@MCJ> so i ran it through my butt crack making beep beep
noises
#89149 [ + | - ] 613
<fusionpit> xp won't let me use 98 drivers form my video cards
<WorthWork> <fusionpit> also my car does not run on diesel as
previously suspected
#89143 [ + | - ] 689
<Flaze> forum still down?
<Vye-rus> Check yourself
<Vye-rus> We're not slaves
<Flaze> yep
<Flaze> still down
<Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me
#89142 [ + | - ] 376
<C3rBeRuS> i hate my dad
<C3rBeRuS> i hope he dies tomorrow
<C3rBeRuS> not today
<C3rBeRuS> becoz he is goin to get pizza
#89082 [ + | - ] 1001
<test4_> my mom just grounded me over Instant Messanger
#89048 [ + | - ] 17
<Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2
canister filled
<[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and
your Paintballs checked....for leaking paint....and
then.....heh
<Wolf> very funny
* Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over
<Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
<[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though
<[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window
#89029 [ + | - ] 226
Casalyn88: now i feel branded like i can't go out and have
other boys now because theyll see it and think i get around a
lot
Tovarich89: ummm, casie.....
Tovarich89:
Casalyn88: ok i mean then they'll KNOW i get around a lot
Tovarich89: better
#89019 [ + | - ] 492
Anatole: I like when my dog thinks I'm going to get up, so he
gets up to follow me, then I don't and he looks at me then
goes for a walk like he was going to walk anyway. He thinks
he's people.
Melthar: He thinks he's 'people'? He has a split personality?
Anatole: Yeah, like last night he's going on about how he'll
teach me to use the force, then today he's all "We can conquer
China by next week".
Furr: Your dog said this?
Anatole: It's fucked up having a dog with an MPD man.
#88967 [ + | - ] 1153
<NSNick> NSNick's Thought of the Day:
<NSNick> When people commit suicide, their notes are always
sad and depressing.
<NSNick> If I were ever to write a suicide note, it'd be funny
<NSNick> Like "I wanted to kill the sexiest man alive"
#88943 [ + | - ] 995
<Jessanne> I'm horny Kate
* Katethegreat shakes her leg
<Katethegreat> how do i get her off?
<Gothor> You are.
#88880 [ + | - ] 515
<@iridium> man
<@iridium> im getting fucking raped
<@iridium> i'm lagged by like 2 minutes
<@iridium> fucker i gave a shell on this box pissed some
script kiddie off
<@iridium> hes packeting the crap out of me
<@iridium> fuck
<@iridium> i've battened down all the hatches so now all that
remains is to wait for him to climax or whatever the fuck
script kiddies do
#88875 [ + | - ] 535
<Habz> you can download the human genome tommorow http://
www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993621
<ArmaDuck> and what the hell will i do with it?
<bargeld> compile the source
#88828 [ + | - ] 157
<M^tt> home made pr0n r0x
<[OCS]eXistenZ> this is true
<[OCS]eXistenZ> unless u r on your own :-\
#88786 [ + | - ] 583
<Lenz> Oh man...
<Lenz> my mom just asked me to rewind the dvd for her
#88779 [ + | - ] 52
<BeefinPep> my neighbor offered my gf to go, if shed drive him
<BeefinPep> that reminds me I still have to beat his ass
<BeefinPep> brb
*** BeefinPep has quit IRC
#88745 [ + | - ] 309
<freakar> In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man likes to
snicker and yell "Polo!"
#88743 [ + | - ] 342
<unchellmatt> I work for a police station.
<unchellmatt> s'fun.
<enaz> hmm I'd like to meet the ppl in the cyber crime div
<goatasaur> enaz: you will someday
#88739 [ + | - ] 148
<Crysanna> might as well give up on port 137 there. You are
making my computer yawn
<cameron> iknow but im almost in
<PC^God> HHAHAHA
<Crysanna> PC^God - didn't you know that if you keep hammering
137 it eventually gives up and lets you in? hahaha
#88729 [ + | - ] 167
<incubus_0> @find xxx (not porn)
<DCP> haha.. incubus.. i doubt anyone labelled their release
XXX.Not.Porn.TS.VCD-Centropy
#88709 [ + | - ] 671
<-MIKE-> fuck i downloaded the movie but no sound or picture
<Patrick> that sucks.. so what the fuck did u download??
internet air?