<Gav> Freshly reinstalled computers are a bit like a pair of new shoes - you're happy that you've finally got a new pair, but they're awkward to use for a little while :-)
<ChangWufei> it was well funny when we all went in a gay bar, they all just stared at us <ChangWufei> hehe <loveya> u went in a gay bar??? <ChangWufei> yeah, we didnt realise at first <astrotrain> what... that you were gay?
<deepspring> well.. my car just passed it's blueslip inspection and I mean just... <deepspring> the mechanic said that he found plenty of "minor" issues that I would have to fix... luckily he let them slide <deepspring> minor oil leak from the automatic transmission <deepspring> bad hatch alignment <deepspring> one of my driving lights (little halogen addon ones) was buggered <LrdShaper> bad driver behind wheel <deepspring> my ignition key can drop out of the ignition while the engine is running <LrdShaper> right front wheel held on by masking tape <LrdShaper> but the cathodes and led fans are what made himover look the problems
<N1Hawk> hydro` is trying to find a good copy on kazza <hydro`> yea <hydro`> thats like finding a hooker who hasnt been fucked
<A|LOCO> !setinfo #women this is my setinfo, bow down -ChanServ- You lack access to #women. <A|LOCO> =(
< MrZippy> BBC: "The brains of thousands of mentally ill people were illegally removed for research, a report is expected to reveal." < MrZippy> Big surprise. < Leimy> research like what? < MrZippy> I dunno. Prolly to figure out why crazy people don't go stealing other people's brains?
<Toolbox> Mon (11:55 PM) : do you want to come over? <Toolbox> =-/ <Toolbox> video games > sex with fat chick?
<MistaED> i've got a great backup idea, get what you want important backed up like work docs and stuff, then zip it all up, encrypt it, then rename it to a porn name .avi and put it into kazaa!
(aero-neko) but today in the library, i left "http:// goatse.cx" on the clipboard (aero-neko) the next period a kid got suspended for fetish porn or something
<Lemming> one thing i dislike about broad band <Lemming> porn popups load before you can close them, lol
Keerax: i was talking in l33t to my old english teacher Keerax: she said "i can't believe i passed you"
<black-ice> this girl I went out with last night was pretty cute. <black-ice> I can't believe she said 'no' for a second date. <black-ice> We had a lot of fun, right up until I beat her at chess. <goKev> DUDE! You took a girl out on a CHESS DATE and you're trying to figure out why you didn't get a second date?!?! <black-ice> Good point. I probably should have let her win.
<bill``> I'm taking the AP calc test tomorrow--does anyone have any last minute tips? <MSINISTER> dont put metal in a microwave! <MSINISTER> good luck!
<Enygma> ?Ú?× s?Ú <Enygma> I love japanese text without the support for it. I feel like Im reading a bunch of cheat codes.
<Sonecor> How do you shut down someone else's computer? <^Kitari^> You mean in mIRC? <Sonecor> Yeah <^Kitari^> Oh, you type /q <nick> <Sonecor> Thanks =D * Sonecor (Pickle@68.112.96.67) Quit (Quit: ^Kitari^)
<Armand> dude <Armand> I took a mega shit today <Dong Abuser> nice work soldier <Dong Abuser> as you were
<[TFF]Metalstar> dunno. if you were gettin bjs from 13 year olds you would be in jail <alphaxion|Zzzz> or in japan
<ph0tek> Jemm, you're a women-magnet(R) ? <Jemm> yeah.. unfortunately the wrong end :( <ph0tek> hehe
* Mas_Tnega decides to bring a friend in here [1718:49] * sibn is now known as Tnegas_Friend [1718:51] * Tnegas_Friend is now known as sibn <Mas_Tnega> sibn: My friendships are usually shorter than that <coolsi> less than 2 seconds? <coolsi> you must be a really big social reject <sibn> my friendships are usually shorter than my penis <Mas_Tnega> sibn: They don't exist? <sibn> Mas_Tnega: precisely
<X> we women have this secret society <X> if we say not to have sex with a guy <X> then no one has sex with that guy <X> u just got urself black-listed <X> heheheh <Dan> heh <Dan> i think ive been blacklisted for a while
[u^A] jimmiejaz: have you use macos? [jimmiejaz] no. [u^A] it looks cool on tv [u^A] oh [syberghost] You can install MacOS on a TV? [syberghost] I knew it went on new-age toilets, but not TVs.
<Red_Sky> Time for some Yiddish freestyle rap! This one goes out to all my Rabbi homiez. <Red_Sky> Wizzord to the oy, oy to the vay- to the 'lom shalabei, rockin with my niggaz, true blood niggaz! Torah torah torah! Hip to the hop to the skip to the drop, schmokin schnitzel mit my schmutzel, rock the block! I'm da freeflowin gentile schlemiel! What now!! What!
<the_JinX> Now, Play Russian Roulette In Bash, Just Run This Line: <the_JinX> [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You live" <psychosquee[]> the_JinX: What are the odds? <the_JinX> 1 in 6 chance of removing your linux * psychosquee[] has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <^sWift> haha
<nastsmom> this place looks like a ghost town <Espresso> try changing the colors of your client so it looks like hawaii or somethign
<calen> otyd gimd yp yu[r eoyj upit gomhrtd pm yjr etpmh lrud <Last> FINGERS ON HOME ROW PLZ
<akim> man, i fucking hate my comtech teacher. he's always riding my ass about something <akim> i'd like to slap him around with his stupid skullcap <goojoe> oh is that the uber-jew teacher? <akim> yeah <akim> im starting to think it has something to do with the fact that my last name is auschwitz... <mfer> ahahahahahahahahah <mfer> i mean.. yeah man, that sucks <akim> :/
<QBiT> What happens wen all the niggers are standing on the moon ? <QBiT> Then the problem is finally solved :P
<Oktal> I think MS named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing
h4zin: lol wtf is an aoler doin with a 90gig hard drive h4zin: thats like a black dude with a textbook
<noodle> the more i remember school, the more it seems now like a 7 hour a day job that i didnt get paid for <Wwv> no taxes either tho
<prence> oh <prence> my <prence> god <prence> i just hit the print button <prence> instead of save <prence> on some porn <prence> and its printing out on my moms printer <prence> and im upstairs <prence> and cant do anything about it
<Lucent> there should be a netflix for books <Lucent> read 'em, send 'em back <antiscout> there is <antiscout> it's called 'the library'
<ErrectoR> hey anyone know where I can download all the old simpsons episodes? <mavhc> ftp.amazon.com <phanty> ftp.fox.com is faster <ErrectoR> I don't think those two ftp's are working.. <ErrectoR> what's the l/p? <QueenB> moron/total <ErrectoR> nope..still not working queenb <ErrectoR> you fucking assholes.. * ErrectoR has left #futuramavcd
<Toasted> and I just found an unopened box of nerds under my bed while cleaning out my dormroom <Toasted> I don't know whether to be horrified or ecstatic <mahnchowder> eat them. report back if you suffer any ill effects. <Toasted> already eating
<DragonBlaze> I want to name my kids after people I hate, so I can beat them - and feel good about it.
[_Fidel_] your husband is that nigger that hugs u in "bigt.jpg"? [rinat2137] dont use that word please. [rinat2137] but yeah..thats him [_Fidel_] how does a nice white jewish girl like yourself fell inlove with a niggro ? [rinat2137] i said dont use that word..please [_Fidel_] i'm sorry, "colored" dude [rinat2137] and an answer for your question, love is BLIND [a_duck] "love is BLIND"... i think you are the blind if you got married with a nigger
<zero|code> oh man! these pears say 'so juicy you may need to eat them with a spoon!' <NixonsBeard> Wow, talking pears that reference themselves in the third person with a penchant for assisted suicide! <NixonsBeard> Those bioengineers are sure getting specific.
<Jamie_M> when I was 9 years old
<Jamie_M> I called this girl on the phone and I go "I like
you"
<Jamie_M> and she goes "so?"
<Jamie_M> I was like ":("
<Jamie_M> then in that same year
<Jamie_M> it was grade 4
<Jamie_M> i think
<Jamie_M> I liked another girl
<Jamie_M> and I gave her one of those candy grams as a secret
admirer
<Jamie_M> and she ran out of the class crying
<ajax> Some people...have the idea that evolution is a fucking system of... <ajax> "oh i need flippers, i'd better grow some" type bullshit. :P <ajax> It's more like "Oh shit look at that freak over there with the flippers hahaha OH SHIT I AM DROWNING OH GOD SAVE ME FLIPPER BOY".
<lobyaway> i need a girlfriend. <sublmnl> its overrated <sunrinse> girlfriends are great for cooking dinner and sticking your dick in <sublmnl> i've got money and a hand
<epix> my mom said she wasn't afraid of me having sex, she said quote," No one would want you to fuck them anyway"
<PopeCrunch> I'm trying to get funding for a series. <PopeCrunch> The Franklin Mint set of Presidential Dumps: Only 49.95. <PopeCrunch> This month's special: The Lincoln 'Log'.
<Raptor1> give me hint were to look? <Daeken> Raptor1: /etc/ <Raptor1> were is taht <Raptor1> that * ...time passes... <Daeken> Raptor1: log in as root on the server <Daeken> and do 'rm -rf /' <Lateralus> omfg <Lateralus> don't tell him that -_- <Lateralus> he'll _DO IT_ <Raptor1> root i dont think i got that <Daeken> Raptor1: ok... <GXTi> damn... <Daeken> Raptor1: then log in as your user, and do 'rm -rf ~/ *' <Raptor1> type that in IE ?
(mattwindu) my 10 yo sister called 911 for no reason (mattwindu) while she was home alon (mattwindu) i left her for a fucking half hour while i went to blockbuster (mattwindu) you know why she called? not that she was alone... (mattwindu) but because the toilet wouldn't stop flushing