<Nermaldrunk> alcohol is so comforting <Austin> Yeah, vomit's just like a warm blanket, only in liquid form.
<Calaveron> I'm so sick and tired of gay people on message boards adding to their signatures <Calaveron> "PROUD TO BE GAY" <Calaveron> And fruity colors <Calaveron> I mean <Calaveron> WTF? <Calaveron> Fine, you can be gay, I don't care <mog> i love peer <mog> it pwned cass good <Calaveron> Don't be flaunting it, then it's annoying and you get all bitchy when someone complains and thinks he's a homophobe * mog Random Mp3 - Queen - Killer Queen.mp3 - Size: 3.45MB - Length: 3mins 2secs <Calaveron> I'm straight <Calaveron> I don't go adding pirate flags to my signatures <Calaveron> "PROUD TO NOT SUCK COCKS" <mog> lol * cass has joined #herpes * ChanServ sets mode: +o cass <mog> fuck <mog> spoke too soon <draik]> wb <Calaveron> pirate flags with boobies and skull and crossbones and all that * mog is now known as asspirate <asspirate> YAR <draik]> rofl <asspirate> SHIVER ME COLON AND BLOW MY LOAD <asspirate> THERE BE TREASURE IN THAT BOYS ASS <draik]> lmao <asspirate> yar <asspirate> me n firs mate willy <asspirate> thar be dragons to, yar <asspirate> flamin dragons <asspirate> with cacks as long as tha sea <asspirate> yar <asspirate> got' dig deep fer ye gold <asspirate> yar
<seg> I just spent 10 minutes checking my keyboard connections only to find that i had been typing my root password in an irc channel instead of the ssh window.
<Acj> PAPAPAPA PADA PADA! POMPOMPOMPAPA POMPOM! <Acj> I love singing along with house music.
<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404. <hokage> *cries*, scary....
* SykoFreud (~anders@oc12-1-oslo.nsn.no) has joined #rap <SykoFreud> so uhm ... I am a producer from norway, and i am looking for good rappers. <Kris81> word <Kris81> shizzle mah nizzle let me drop this line for you foo <pauze> hahaha <Kris81> i make dem raps so good your pants be filled with goo <pauze> bla bla bla bla <pauze> ha ha ha ha <pauze> im the best rapper out there <pauze> LOL <SykoFreud> I see. * SykoFreud (~anders@oc12-1-oslo.nsn.no) has left #rap
<baka-san> a byte to eat? *groan* <baka-san> I ate at a suhsi place once that called their pieces bits, you could order a 4-bit nibble, and 8-bit byte, a 16-bit halfword, or a 32-bit word. <baka-san> Some of their large combo platters were named after structs. <baka-san> The TCP header that we ordered was very tasty. <billf> "you know you're in silicon valley when...."
<Icedagger> this is still the best name i've ever found in canada411... Harry Poon
<Bayls> Kaff - can you stop changing your nick. My notify list is about 98MB now, since I simply must know the nanosecond you come online. <Kaffy> bayls, thats FUNNY considering you never talk to me :( <Kaffy> and dammit, i miss you so much when you're not here. or soemthing. <Bayls> Kaffy - Sadly, that's true. However, I find enough solace staring doefully out the window into the night, illuminated only by the soft haze of my monitor, thinking of you and humming "Soooommeewhere ouuuut theeere..." <Bayls> Then I load up the vast gallery of porn, all carefully edited to include your head with the tampons stuck up your nose on each body, have a brisk pull, then fall into a restful sleep, my own manpaste hardening to a flaky crust as I slumber. <Kaffy> aww how romantic *sniff*
<MrWhippy> The term 'Bisexual' is the politicly correct way to say you fuck anything
<Naudiz> my IQ is high enough that I can do anything I want <Naudiz> college means nothing <netbsd_> What is this almighty IQ you have and what self-scoring IQ test gave you the idea you have it? <Naudiz> I'm a Mensa member .. I allready mentioned this. <netbsd_> So you're in the top two percent of the population? <netbsd_> This is me being impressed. <Naudiz> no actually ... only 1 in 50 people qualify to be in Mensa
<ruffkin2> HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im fuckin with him now <andrw> oh good, format his computer <Testicular_One> format his computer <TheGreaterZero> format him
<Fluidmist> so, who wants to come to mexico with me? <technophobe> i would, but i dont speak mexican <Fluidmist> i thought you spoke spanish. <techophobe> i do, i dont speak mexican though <Fluidmist> are you serious? <technophobe> what? yes <Fluidmist> who wants to be the one to explain this to him?
<@rs> i just told someone to not hide the ichat-av vu meter under another window as it would muffle his voice
<Caspian777> Once I get my picture on the net, you'll see. :P <Suvorov> ooh can i have your picture? <Suvorov> no baby ones though - i can't masturbate to those
<fintler> I'm 14176 lines of java closer to getting about $2000 <DocGonzo> maybe you can overcome the stigma that most java apps are gay <fintler> once you ignore the stigma....it's kinda addictive <DocGonzo> you mean like bumlove?
<Amish> why are people fascinated with cartoon porn <Amish> I mean, do you watch the Simpsons and really feel the need to (poorly) photoshop lisa giving bart head? <Gudrow> when hitler was an artist he specialized in tentacle rape portaiture <Mr_X> Gudrow: That's how the alliance between Germany and Japan began <jre> That, and the German-Japanese scat fetish <Mr_X> The scat fetish is the result of secret WW2 nazi experiments <Mr_X> "HANZ, I SHALL NOW DEFECATE IN YOUR MOUTH, JA?" "JA" "DO YOU FEEL LIKE AN UBERSOLDAT YET?"
<Kilroy> gods, I'm dating myself again <MPG> at least you only have to get one person drunk to have sex.
<Murphy01> If i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest? <DS> how about fucking nasty? <Murphy01> Well, that too.
<Bungie> You know porn has become an addiction when you are standing at the gas pump filling your bike and just before you top it off, you pull the hose out and spray it all over the tank.
<prae> my sister is so goddamn retarded <prae> she called mom cause she gave blood today and mom told her to drink alot of fluids <prae> so she drank beer <prae> what a fucking moron
·Jocelyn32· I would like to chat with single a English girl, SMART and slim (even if its scarce). Those who are STUPIDS, have several children from different fathers and/or don't work, please don't come to see me I AM NOT INTEREST IN YOU. Me I have a good look, gentle and funny ·Jocelyn32· In brief... ·Jocelyn32· I m searching for an English girl who sucks, swallows, says thank you and then takes a taxi
<[-FcG-]Poet> lucifer is so 20th century, the devil should rename himself something like 1337Kill@r
<FluKex> isnt cheddar house for the alternative sexual preference people? <crib> FluKex you mean fags? <FluKex> crib my term is less.. umm, bah, ya, its for fags
(monkeh^): this girl from the us was emailing me saying her tummy hurts, out of curiosity i ask why its hurting (monkeh^): i got the reply today (monkeh^): and ill say this; she should have lied
<aO-> ugh <aO-> almost had a brown out <aO-> and im gone * Quits: aO- (~aO@ip68-14-10-213.ri.ri.cox.net) (Client Quit) <ecoli> sounds like someone had Taco Bell for lunch
Fairytalehero: ok, so someitmes me and kel shower together Fairytalehero: and i'll have to pee. so i go "hey kel, look at this" or something, and start PEEING ON HER Fairytalehero: she gets so mad and tries to block it Fairytalehero: but i'm like HAHA I'M PEEING ON YOUR HAND
<remix> i was gonna come back and say "fuck the children" but i realized that it wouldnt sound too good <ecoli> yeah <melly> ic <mkart64> yeah then you go to jail <ecoli> besides, some of us are way ahead of you :D
<axiom-> mike myers is fuckin canadian <axiom-> he'd outsmart those two nitwit killers anyday <starrie> the guy from halloween <starrie> not austin powers <starrie> ninny. <axiom-> oh.
<BoneCollector> well americanisation is quite big in SA <BoneCollector> all the youngsters hear want to be like the Americans, especially with the black kids <mog> that's funny <mog> all the white kids here want to be africans <mog> who would have thought
<exo> a/s/l? <exo> i have blonde hair and blue eyes <exo> i like to run and play with my dog <torechednodle> i like long walks on the beach and men who arent afraid to cry <exo> can i approach you torechednodle <torechednodle> omg cybersex? <torechednodle> yes, but please turn on your landing lights and adjust ILS for approach to vector 160 <exo> there is a dead animal on the runway <torechednodle> yes dont mind that i was shaving
<ClothHat> Isn't Canadian currency made out of tree bark or something? <Cidolfas> CH: Isn't American currency made out of the skins of natives? <ClothHat> That and broken treaties.
<@ecoli> i should just ln -s /dev/urandom ircd.conf <@ecoli> and keep restarting it <@ecoli> eventually it'll get everything right <@Wink> lol <@ecoli> stupid ssl. <@ecoli> this couldn't be less documented if it were an md5 encrypted haiku.
<Afghani> hi <Afghani> h r u? <zebra> what the hell kind of language is that? <zebra> are you fucking fingerly impaired or something?
<exo> why are redneck murders so hard to solve <exo> cuz theres no dental records and all their DNA is the same <fearz> HAHAHA
(@Ti-chan) Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
<Midnight_Puppy> It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors
<Mewten> video games are now making us nerds do things we would never do in other situations: Dance (DDR), Play an instrument (Samba de Amigo), and now, GO OUTSIDE. Pretty soon we'll be like normal people
<dirtYbird> I am looking for a ecommerce package or someone to make one up, mulitlingual etc. Found one in Jamaica but I find it hard to take anything from there too serious, I can picture them sitting back in front of their PC's with joints the size of rolled newspapers on the phone telling me "it'll be coool mon"
<alobodig-2> Spraying a can of Dust-Off directly into my navel was just about the worst idea I've ever had.
<predetah> i seen a real hackers movie once, but i couldnt stand ot watch it all.. those geeks were so ugly <predetah> this zerocool charactor aint to easy to look at it either
<kohupiimakook> how can u connect two computers <kohupiimakook> like lan, but without ethernet card <suksu> with glue maybe
<Joey> holy nutsac in a tree <LookOutForTheWam> How do you think it got up there? <Joey> it's holy <LookOutForTheWam> Someone castrated god?
<Md0za> HI MEN <MadHattr> Men is plural, I'm singular <Md0za> >: <Md0za> u have botnet? <MadHattr> no. <Md0za> <: <Md0za> i have botnet <Md0za> u want flood? <MadHattr> I know your IP and I work for your ISP. Want internet disconnect? <Md0za> no <Md0za> <: <Md0za> u heck? <MadHattr> no <Md0za> < <Md0za> <: <Md0za> i am hack <Md0za> heck <Md0za> i am 14 yers old <MadHattr> I've noticed
<ChanServ> [|Wolf|] <|Wolf|> maybe you didn't notice my SARCASM <m|p|Leo`xp> yo <m|p|Leo`xp> anybody in here? * |Wolf| is now known as No <m|p|Leo`xp> ;-/ <m|p|Leo`xp> wolf <m|p|Leo`xp> do u know if any1 is taking site requests? <No> this nickname should answer all your questions <m|p|Leo`xp> o roger that <m|p|Leo`xp> do u know when faction will be back? <No> ... * No points to his nickname <m|p|Leo`xp> k