<Asmodean> WTF? I'm watching this guy with a leaf blower, blowing mulch across he parking lot. <Xuande> Lots of people with names from Three Kingdoms on bash.org <Asmodean> He blew it all one way <Asmodean> then walked around, and blew it back in the opposite direction. <Asmodean> da hell? <Icchan-san> he's getting paid by the hour
< 04+Makkavelli> damn it all * +Makkavelli is back from "Carefully soldering a mod chip into my PS2." I was gone for 1hr 51mins <+Makkavelli> As soon as my dad saw what I was doing, he tried to "help" <+Makkavelli> His version of "help" was to burn through the fucking laser cable <+Makkavelli> with the soldering iron <+Makkavelli> Son of a bitch
[@Killer2{SoB}] WTF
[@Killer2{SoB}] Stupid CNN
[@Killer2{SoB}] "PHILADELPHIA, PA Researchers at the
University of Temple announced yesterday that they had finally
discovered a cure for nicotine addicts: smoking cigarettes."
[@Killer2{SoB}] "The only way to effectively fight the
cravings associated with the highly-addictive drug, nicotine,
is to give your body its supply of desired nicotine, via
smoking another cigarette. Smoking allows the nicotine found
in cigarettes to travel to your brain in just seven seconds,
effectively satisfying the craving.""
(+{-ReV-}) http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~husainm/Animated/
milkit.gif thats stupid the glass isn't even filling up how am
i supposed to believe it then
(jizzypop_) hehe
(jizzypop_) you just have to have faith
(+{-ReV-}) like the song
(@J_bomb) rev it's a new GIF version
(@J_bomb) if you wait long enough, they'll fill up
(@J_bomb) it has extra frames
(+{-ReV-}) ok
(@J_bomb) just sit and stare
(+{-ReV-}) i'll put my finger on the screen to mark the
progression of the milk
20 minutes later...
(+{-ReV-}) ok dammit
(+{-ReV-}) i fucking quit
(+{-ReV-}) screw the milk
<Prtygrrl> what does OMG mean? <gi> Oh my god. <Prtygrrl> well escuse me for being a little newbie, mr. oh-im-so-1337. <gi> What? <Prtygrrl> you know, you dont have to be so mean. i hope you fall and hurt yourself reallyreally bad.
thebud: the passion of the christ? Indago: if i wanted to see a bad actor get nailed, I'd watch the paris hilton video
<[Yu-Ominae]> brb nature calls * [Yu-Ominae] goes outside and rolls in the bushes naked
<stuberg> we got home from fishos at about 3 am drank as fuck <stuberg> drunk* <stuberg> and decided to have this mass acid/shrooms binge <stuberg> and we kept goin all mornin on it like trippin out crazy and watching some chinese subtitle moviee <stuberg> and at about 8.30 in the mornign paulie decides he has to go to school and he actually left and walked to school <pualat> ur friend went school on an acid/mushies trip nice <stuberg> no no u dont get it, hes 24 and owns his own business hes not sposed to go to school
<kellin> I honestly don't think I'm all that big. <fishphood> I don't like big penis. <Dairenn> fishphood, meet kellin. <kellin> UH.
<@[LH]PeterDoug> i am answering peoples questions on private messages if anyone is interested <@megat> ... peter you just said that to 2000 people. <@megat> good luck. <@[LH]PeterDoug> hang on there is too many of you * @megat giggles <@[LH]Sam|WORK> Peter will be here for the next 6 weeks :D <@[LH]NeilOfDoom> there are 2600 of you * +meeb headbutts the nearest wall <[DWC]-Web^Douch> :) <@[LH]ChrisB> Peter's poor computer has 2000 PM's and 5 laughing developers...
* MouLDY_LLaMa is now known as JohnnyDepIsCrap <JohnnyDepIsCrap> : <I_Am_Great> you spelt it worn <I_Am_Great> g <I_Am_Great> *worng <JohnnyDepIsCrap> i know <I_Am_Great> *wrtong <I_Am_Great> *wrong <I_Am_Great> damn <JohnnyDepIsCrap> hahaha <I_Am_Great> talk about spelling thing worng <I_Am_Great> fuck
<Dave> You know, Bash should merge with SomethingAwful. Then it could be a homogenous collection of stupid and unfunny crap <Mobsta> Something Bashful?
<ColonelCoroner> Damn, my girlfriend just fucking confused herself in trying to use the calculator on her cell. Stupid bitch. <Piro-nuts> ...dude, what did you expect from the peroxide-bleached blonde? <ColonelCoroner> I dun fuckin know. She CALLED me on her cell, to ask how to USE the calculator on her cell. <Piro-nuts> I think women are INNATELY stupid, that's the only reason to explain it. <ColonelCoroner> Dude, with all this cloning and genome shit going around, there's gotta be a time when women will contain intelligent DNA. <Piro-nuts> Yah, but like, 90% of them spit it out...
<CactusJac> I remember the days when I was angry at the world for no apparent reason <CactusJac> Then I grew up and found a reason: PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID AND SHOULD BE ROUND UP AND SHOT IN THE HEAD
[zekester] who the hell likes siliconed up tits [DreadQ] any tit is better than no tit [DreadQ] except them ones you pay some ho 10 bucks in the park to flash [zekester] 10 bucks to flash? [zekester] you can get a baseball bat for 10 bucks and that'll get you more than a flash
sdrawkcab yekim: tomorrow i'm going to drink 10 gallons of water revmoo: why sdrawkcab yekim: i wanna see how long i can pee for one time revmoo1: that's it, I'm done with the Internet
<JazzMan131> Dude, don't you find it weird that read and read are spelled the same? <BenBish> .... <BenBish> Naw man, not really.
<Midnight> Telemarketers are sooo fun to screw with. <Midnight> Like this one time, I got a call from one obviously trying to get me to change my long distance carrier or some b.s. like that. <Midnight> The dialogue went something like this: "May I speak person who is in charge of the phone services in your house?" "Ummmm...We don't have a phone." "Well, then what are you talking to me on?" "A banana?" <Midnight> I think they hung up after that.
<dawm> i wonder <dawm> if i can ban myself <dawm> oops <dawm> you can <dawm> im banned from my own blog <dawm> BAHAHHAHA <dawm> shit <dawm> thats unreversable
<Rewt> oooh <Rewt> panic room is on. <Rewt> I'd have wireless internet in my panic room <Rewt> except with my luck, my plea for help would end up posted on bash.org
<korosu> I can't believe I just took a shit in my bathing suit at the beach. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the ocean, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into view of every sunbather within 30 feet of me. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. <korosu> It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my wife when she comes back from getting chili dogs to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my children? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The family on the blanket to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.
<Sherazard> some times i wonder when i was 10 if i had hair in certian areas <Sherazard> sometimes i wish i could go back in time and check <Sherazard> just to put my curiosity to rest, you know <Sherazard> but then i think, what would i say to 10 year old me? <Sherazard> "hi, i'm your future self, take your pants off. i need to check something" <Sherazard> that'd probably scar me <Sherazard> and as a result my current self would be even *more* fucked up
* Reddog is now known as You * You have performed an Illegal operation, please Restart Windows * You is now known as Reddog * Desh has quit IRC (Quit: brb gotta restart windows...stupid trillian yelling at me)
hadesup: for a quarter? you capitalist whore. badgerwithagun: hey, a quarter is a fifth of a dollar! hadesup: ... hadesup:um. you mean fourth badgerwithagun: whatever.
<nimja> so I am afraid I might have scared some people in my photo iii class tonight <nimja> this fucking housefly landed on my notes in the middle of a lecture on split-filter printing techniques <nimja> and so I used my ultimate nimja powers to kill it with my bare hand <nimja> LIGHTNING FAST. <nimja> (it seriously was impressive) <nimja> but then I stabbed said housefly three (or maybe ten) times with my ballpopint pen while yelling "DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!!" <nimja> *class went silent* <nimja> I said: "Sorry, it just seems like it was the thing to do right then." <nimja> prof didn't miss a beat, pretended to wipe bug guts off his tie, and then proceeded to discuss the use of filters 1/4 vs 0/5
<nien_rima> actually, jaffars right there <Jaffar> Oh for the love of Christ, shut the Hell -- <Jaffar> Oh wait. <Jaffar> You were agreeing with me. <Jaffar> Nevermind then, carry on.
<LexMortis> have i told you about a dream i had? <LexMortis> a lion attacked me <LexMortis> and bit off my finger <LexMortis> after the fight n all was over <LexMortis> i looked at my hands <LexMortis> and went like "great, now i can only count to 9" <LexMortis> even my unconsciousness is retarded =
* @Falco|LAN goes to kick his sister's ass <@pandairo> heh <%hurricane> just beat her boyfriend up, its more satisfying <@pandairo> isnt she too young for boyfriends? <%hurricane> i dunno how old is she <@Falco|LAN> she's 12 <@Falco|LAN> well <@Falco|LAN> I couldn't get her to get off <%hurricane>.... <%hurricane> please tell me you mean the phone or computer
<Bobman> Im gonna take the catalytic converter off my car, bend the muffler to the side and rig a spark plug on the inside <Bobman> Drive-by flamethrower
<raindog> I'll ring you when I head out... <morgamic> <3 <raindog> lol <morgamic> want me to pick you up? <raindog> nice testicles <morgamic> it's a heart you jackass. <raindog> oh
Tetramaster3k: Omg. Tetramaster3k: My mom was just outside my room, and she saw me chewing on the chords to my headphones Tetramaster3k: She goes Tetramaster3k: "If you keep doing that, you'll reach wire and electrocute yourself" Tetramaster3k: So I stopped Tetramaster3k: Then she goes Tetramaster3k: "I didn't tell you to stop"
<Ransome_LightHawk> You know, I heard "The Passion" I so good they are going to make a book about it <Jaffar> Yeah. I think they're calling it "The Bible" or something <Jaffar> I dunno, sounds kind of silly to me. * Ransome_LightHawk nods <Jaffar> I mean, who'd read a book called "The Bible". Psh.
<shortigo> I can't find my enlightenment configuration files <BedMan> look in ~/.enlightenment <shortigo> I don't seem to have one <hazard> 'the path to enlightment is hard to find'
<ShajJee> i am muslim and i never belive on sex <jackfig> oh, that's good <Dormir> congrats <ShajJee> and a muslim can never do sex with anyone <jackfig> ummm, then why are there so many of them?
<jimmiejaz> http://news.myway.com/odd/article/id/388409| oddlyenough|03-01-2004::10:26|reuters.html <Jay1> fucking LINK <Jay1> argh <Jay1> you made me open it bich <Jay1> and it opened in my insurance quote windows and fucked it up <jimmiejaz> deal with it, I didn't tell you to click it. <Jay1> it opens it self <jimmiejaz> so links in your IRC window open all by them self? <Jay1> yes <jimmiejaz> http://www.tubgirl.com <Jay1> I HATE YOU <jimmiejaz> get a real client, one that doesn't open www.tubgirl.com when it sees it. <jimmiejaz> www.lemonparty.org <Jay1> U GAY POOF <Jay1> i HATE YOU <jimmiejaz> www.lemonparty.org <Jay1> FUCK SAKE <-- Jay1 has quit (Client Exiting)
<DeuceOfHearts> So I'm thinking about buying a title... <DeuceOfHearts> Should I be an Earl or a Duke? <DeuceOfHearts> I know... maybe a Marquis? <mistaelitez> Well, I dunno.... do you scroll down the street?
[SB|Ranter] I played the Sims for 1 hour and realised I was making such an effort to clean the dishes when there's a whole stack of them beside the sink in real life [SB|Ranter] so I deleted the fucker
*** Signoff: Froz- (Quit: and /exit were sitting in a park. / exit left, so who was still sitting in the park?) *** Froz- (~nogonnta@dsl-lprgw4g4c.dial.inet.fi) has joined channel #mpsource *** Mode change "+o Froz-" for channel #mpsource by ChanServ <Froz-> /quit and /exit were sitting in a park. /exit left, so who was still sitting in the park?
+SharpSchutze: Hard Drive Installed On: Thursday, January 1 1970 +SharpSchutze: That can't be good.
<pussyfart> jesus h. christ.. <mycheese> wtf does the h stand for <pussyfart> ... <pussyfart> henry
<@iretd> Problem with bash is: after reading it for like half an hour, you go back to irc and you don't understand the jokes ppl make, like "where's the punch line" and then you realize there's no joke, it's just back to boring old IRC <@dalias> actually i have that problem on bash <@dalias> i read a quote and i'm like "where's the punch line? "
poetica09: i need to think of more ways to make an ass of myself poetica09: it's fun stuff poetica09: i was considering going somewhere next weekend poetica09: and putting up a sign, like maybe outside of a store poetica09: and a tin can poetica09: and the sign would say poetica09: "donate to help a deaf blind man stay alive" poetica09: and i could be sitting on a lawn chair poetica09: reading a magazine and listening to my cd player poetica09: and waving at people who walk by :-p
<Schwab> so I bought some mary jane last night <Schwab> about a quarters worth <Schwab> then I planted it in this jackass's car <Schwab> then I called the cops <Schwab> and now he's on parol violation <Schwab> lesson in all of this....don't ever..EVER.. fucking touch my food, especially with the intention of ruining it while I'm eating
<RealaNightmaren> that fucker is linking to our files <RealaNightmaren> AGAIN <dosdemon> reala who hosts sonic cult <RealaNightmaren> dos: a friend of mine <Sushi-D> reala... you should make one of those scripts.. <dosdemon> ah <RealaNightmaren> i used to have one <RealaNightmaren> i replaced it with htaccess <RealaNightmaren> which unfortunatly doesn't cover the subdomains <Sushi-D> that bites the bullet... <Sushi-D> so....how are youe gonna correct this problem... <RealaNightmaren> easy <RealaNightmaren> I'll replace it with porn
<Kadon`> Can a dead girl have an orgasm? <TheMoxy> God.. lol <Anonymous> How long has she been dead? <Kadon`> Uh, let me check.
Dublyner: I was up in Winnepeg and some guy on the street asked me if I had two loonies for a toonie. I thought he was going to rape me or something.