<JARVIS> ・゜゜・。 。・゜゜\_o< FLAP FLAP! <oxagast> .bang <JARVIS> oxagast you shot a duck in 2.600 seconds! You have killed 220 ducks in #2600. #2600net #irc #2600
<CaptainJack> ☠ Tired o' ye spouse naggin' ye? Time fer some strange booty! !Pirates
-CaptainJack- [P] She can’nae take any more! Maximum sailin' speed be achieved!
<JARVIS> ・゜゜・。 。・゜゜\_o< quack! <Phreaked> .bang <JARVIS> Phreaked you shot a duck in 420.950 seconds! You have killed 13 ducks in #2600. <Phreaked> I'll smoke a doobie for that duck
<CaptainJack> ☠ the phreak had the most commands today o' all ships (1336) n' the crew earned +15 stamina!
<spacebison> "I remember a coworker's description of DEF CON: "It's like Blackhat, but for people without jobs""
<CaptainJack> ☠ 'dɐɯɐɯᴉ 👑👑👑👑👑 🐶 🖤' dclaw whistles Patience n' be told to lock it up!
<JARVIS> RDNt you shot a duck in 9997.433 seconds! You have killed 135 ducks in #pirates.
<CaptainJack> ☠ 'Robur 🐶' RDNt finds 522.574B doubloons in a strumpet's cleavage!
<oxagast> either one, it supports both, it uses ollama as a backend - you can either use a locally hosted model, or a cloud model that ollama with an API key
<CaptainJack> ☠ 'Robur 🐶 💱' RDNt wins 189.335M doubloons in the longest time without a bath contest!
<idleClaw> TheScryer 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:43:31 toward level 69.
<CaptainJack> ☠ The last winner be 'Robur 🐶' RDNt on Jul 04 2026 wit' ticket 3 3 3 3 n' the jackpot was 21.33M doubloons! The next drawing be in 1day 1hr 28mins.
<CaptainJack> ☠ We be lookin' fer new crew to help us wit' these wenches n' booty! irc.2600.net/#Pirates
<+JARVIS> (sta-hi) I'm sorry, but I don't have any specific information about the Bell UH-1 Iroquois helicopter or its capacity for communists. It's possible that this question might be related to a fictional scenario or a misunderstanding. If you have any other questions or need help with something else, feel free to ask!
<RDNt> She tasks me. She tasks me and I shall have her! I'll chase these ducks 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give her up!
headsh00ter> i still find it crazy i can walk into almost every bookstore and find a copy of 2600
< whattled> djspacebunny prove you're not a chatbot < whattled> prove you're not a chatbot right now for the 2600 magazine people who are watching right this fucking second < whattled> prove you're not a chatbot right now for the 2600 magazine people who are watching right this fucking second < whattled> i'm not fucking kidding. the CIA will not get 2600. 2600 will go back to doing what they are supposed to do: piss off the CIA < whattled> djspacebunny prove you're not a chatbot -!- whattled was kicked from #2600 by djspacebunny [djspacebunny] <%djspacebunny> does that prove i'm not a chatbot
<RDNt> "Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll use regular expressions.' Now they have two problems." — Jamie Zawinski
<CaptainJack> ☠ Tired o' ye spouse naggin' ye? Time fer some strange booty! !Pirates
<oi> best line i ever heard on a covid-era conference call was ~ "automute is enabled because of the great flush incident of 2021"
<you> just spent 3 hours debugging <friend> what was wrong? <you> typo <friend> classic <you> in the error message
<fb2600 user> I love the smell of tin foil in the morning. Smells like paranoia.
<street> Do you guys use nnn? <street> https://github.com/jarun/nnn <JARVIS> Title: GitHub - jarun/nnn: n³ The unorthodox terminal file manager · GitHub <GalacticDeep> I do now! usually stick with midnightcommander, but this looks really interesting.
<RDNt> https://scuttled.net/paste/i-cosmic-oracle <JARVIS> Title: someone is playing #pirates with their Commodore 64 — scuttled.net <RDNt> how badass is that?!?!? <RDNt> fucking super baddass as fuckign fuck.. if i say so myself.. <RDNt> gotta tell that bro to save some girls for us man!! he's making us look bad. <RDNt> haha <RDNt> m0nde: :-D
<oxagast> https://github.com/rapid7/metasploit-framework/pull/21165 badda bing <JARVIS> Title: Repull of HUSTOJ CVE-2026-24479 exploit by oxagast · Pull Request #21165 · rapid7/metasploit-framewo ... [trunc] <morb> are you going to package the serverside for ctf or something <RDNt> nice <RDNt> oxagast: congrats
<RDNt> ya'll are welcome to request any models off huffingface and it only takes a moment to switch models <RDNt> HUGGINGFACE***** <RDNt> hAHAhahaha i typo that too much. <RDNt> HUFFINGFACE <RDNt> hAHAHa
<RDNt> who writes a bot to report all the curse words and racism in the bash.org quote database? <RDNt> who does that? lol
<secnewsbot> [bleepingcomputer] Dutch Police discloses security breach after phishing attack → https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/dutch-police-discloses-security-breach-after-phishing-attack/ <secnewsbot> [thehackernews] LangChain, LangGraph Flaws Expose Files, Secrets, Databases in Widely Used AI Frameworks → https://thehackernews.com/2026/03/langchain-langgraph-flaws-expose-files.html <secnewsbot> [bleepingcomputer] Windows 11 KB5079391 update rolls out Smart App Control improvements → https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/windows-11-kb5079391-update-rolls-out-smart-app-control-improvements/ <secnewsbot> [csoonline] 8 steps CISOs can take to empower their teams → https://www.csoonline.com/article/4148286/8-steps-cisos-can-take-to-empower-their-teams.html
< duoi> how do i stop getting my puter infected with adware when downloading porn < skas> block ads < skas> update os and antivir < hdqn> next! < duoi> but how will i find out about lonely singles in my local area < hdqn> look into every window in the neighbourhood, if they're IRCing that's your best best < hdqn> the shorter the handle, the longer the candle, if y'know what I mean
<uselessabstraction> So I was just having a conversation with my fiance about Star Wars <uselessabstraction> particulary, about the choice of architecture <uselessabstraction> The amount of people who die from falling down bottomless pits is TO DAMN HIGH <uselessabstraction> like, who designs architecture like this? <uselessabstraction> catwalks with no guard rails whatsoever, just zigging and zagging through enormous voids <uselessabstraction> Giant holes to nowhere <gonzobot> ・゜゜・。 ​ &# 12290;・゜゜​_ø< qu​ack! <MerryPenguin> .bef <gonzobot> MerryPenguin you befriended a duck in 3.166 seconds! You have made friends with 17 ducks in #trees. <uselessabstraction> .bang <uselessabstraction> bah <MerryPenguin> It's by design <MerryPenguin> It's a cleaner look, for a more elegant time <uselessabstraction> like... who the fuck put this hole here???? and why???? <MerryPenguin> exhaust <uselessabstraction> Darth Maul falls down a hole <uselessabstraction> Palpatine falls down a hole <uselessabstraction> Solo falls down a hole <uselessabstraction> everyone falls down a hole <uselessabstraction> Star Wars universe needs OSHA <MerryPenguin> Luke falls down a hole <MerryPenguin> Boba Fett falls down a hole <uselessabstraction> yes. yes. <uselessabstraction> I forgot about those! <MerryPenguin> R2D2 falls down a hole in the Millenium Falcon after he fixes the hyperdrive <MerryPenguin> lol <MerryPenguin> we're onto something here <uselessabstraction> Obi Wan almost falls down a hole <MerryPenguin> C-3PO falls off the barge into the sand. Pretty close to falling down a hole. <uselessabstraction> his lightsabre does though * MerryPenguin thinks hard about what other Star Wars Characters fall down holes <uselessabstraction> what if the hole is symbolic <uselessabstraction> the hole represents the dark side <MerryPenguin> Nah, doesn't work. Luke chooses to fall down the hole instead of joining Vader/The Dark Side <uselessabstraction> fair point
<Jarcode> besides, emacs users are ripped <Jarcode> you wouldn't want to mess with one <Jarcode> the sheer strength of their fingers from reaching across their keyboard to use obscure keybindings can crush bones