<DMod> meh I hate watching the same pr0n twice <Fatal> watching it twice ruins the ending <Thorshammer> haha <Thorshammer> omg not on her face!! whatta plot twist
<Oxidizer> bah i just ate fudge after eatin tuna <Lurch> a slip of the tongue can do that
HDF_Red wakes up <HDF_Red> my mom taste funny ;_; <HDF_Red> oh man <Lord-Lard-Arse> OMG :x <HDF_Red> typo city
lemonlimeskull: I want a tattoo. lemonlimeskull: Right on my back lemonlimeskull: of Eyespots like butterflies have lemonlimeskull: To throw off predators.
<+Alpha> let's all /msg cky at the same time <@cky> lol <@cky> Garick pm'ed me <@cky> <Garick> at the same time
<avalon> can I touch you now? <Nala> I still don't know you -!- avalon is now known as dad <dad> how about now?
johnlnames : Manny... do you know any places to get free music? mannyfresh2 : the internet.
* Devil steals The_Pope's hat <The_Pope> give it back bitch. <Devil> wheee <The_Pope> Wanna go?
BUMKEI: wanna go to the republican national convention sKratch: pony it BUMKEI: yea BUMKEI: assassinate bush sKratch: fbi gonna get you BUMKEI: naw BUMKEI: ill just hand him a bag of pretzels
<Chronoclone> Kathleen is on the riding mower and accidentally sucks up my sheet. <Chronoclone> My dad and I tip over the mower and rip the sheet out. <Chronoclone> While she's out chasing the dog because she said we could trust him without a leash. <Chronoclone> My dad agrees that she's crazy and shouldn't have been right there with the damn mower. <Wiggles> How is this person still alive? <Aki> The FBI is keeping her alive to harness Darwin's in-grave rotation as a power source for future generations.
slackerdann: hahahaha slackerdann: my sister is so dumb slackerdann: she got pissed off at me slackerdann: then came over and pulled out the power cable for the laptop slackerdann: and i was just like "it has a battery you know" slackerdann: and then she was just like "oh"
<psychonate> A Mac is like a prostitute. <psychonate> Sure they look good, but your wallet will feel a lot lighter after getting one.
<chikA> wanna cyber <22hgsinnet> k one sec *22hgsinnet puts on gloves <chikA> wtf? <22hgsinnet> dont want you getting pregnant now do we
<Nyschashi-Seikun> i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty <Nyschashi-Seikun> *angus
<Ferd|inking> what the heck is a Chaotic Slacker? <Seritaph> I'd tell you, but I lost my notes.
<Lich> I don't have a superiority complex. I'm jsut better than all of you. <Lich> *just <Lich> Shut up.
WhatWasThat13: the medal listing for the Czech Republic: 1337 (1 gold 3 silver 3 brionze 7 total)
<splat1> ow ffs, you dl a key gen for a linux app and its a flipping win32 exe ???? <reaper> splat1: ahahaha! <reaper> pull out vmware! <splat1> thats what i need the key for !!!
<mommydot> JESUS LOVES YOU <chronarion> If Jesus loves me, why won't he return my calls?
<Veni_Veni_Veni> and one of my friends (almost 18) fucked a 13 year old at the party <Veni_Veni_Veni> Which i lollerskated about <Joe_McCormick> >_< <Joe_McCormick> did your mate enjoy it? <Joe_McCormick> :P <laser-kun> You had 13 year olds at your party? <Veni_Veni_Veni> I had two - one of my friends little brother and his friend - but they act as if they're much older. It sounds incredibly strange but they're very cool. <Joe_McCormick> wait was the friend a girl .......? <Veni_Veni_Veni> Yes. <Veni_Veni_Veni> The 13 year old was the male * Joe_McCormick bows doen to the 13 year old kid
<freud> once i found a gummybear in my computer <freud> opened it to change graphic card and BANG an evil red gummybear <Lars2> how did a gummy bear end up in there? <freud> no clue <Deto> gummy bears will do anything to avoid getting eaten
<tiger_YAMATO> hey V, do u believe in karma? <V.A.> karma? yeah <tiger_YAMATO> really? <V.A.> totally <V.A.> its just like science, you know, every action has a reaction, but in this case, regardless whether its opposite or not. <tiger_YAMATO> ok, well in that case... V.A. was banned from the channel by tiger_YAMATO(you called me a fag yesterday).
<Cereal_Killer> Dude you may have been pissed, buy thats no reason to knock your sister up. <Joeytgstk> You're just jealous because you're an only child
<LaPengo> .8ball Am I the hotz? <PengoBot> <<LaPengo>> : Definitely LaPengo... <Bison> .8ball Was that rigged? <PengoBot> <<Bison >> : Most likely!
<@Amon> I got this spider bite on my ass.. <@Amon> x.x It hurts <@Xanthros> Well gee whiz. WTF were you doing to the poor spider?
<ronnie> i remember the first time i made love it was dark, cold and i was all by myself <ronnie> bah wrong window damnit <ronnie> ignore that
ShoMonkayHe: Guess what Maxx Stepper: you lost our virginity? Maxx Stepper: your*
<kennykiller> drombie, you need to up your social skills <drombie> Clarify <kennykiller> just because someone says they think youre funny doesnt mean they want to have sex with you :P <TheMster> SO THATS WHY I GOT ARRESTED
<legola5> | ×| Winamp is: Playing |×| INCOMPLETE (my)Queen - We Are The Champions3dc88b69146fd4de16c0be9fa2ddabb2002c287d00800000ac44000000b4 | ×| 1Min 59Sec <legola5> bet thats a bugger to sing
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters Ticker Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-) B 26.50 +0.22 +0.84 18300 2 :-( A 22.15 -0.05 -0.23 747600 3 :-) S 38.50 +0.07 +0.18 688700 4 :-) T 14.45 +0.15 +1.05 930700 5 :-( A 22.15 -0.05 -0.23 747600 6 :-) R 43.55 +0.05 +0.11 157700 7 :-) D 64.77 +0.07 +0.11 342600
<frenetic> guys how much would 200 mhz usually cost at a store <frenetic> I am trying to upgrade my 800mhz to 1ghz
<Phre0n-Burn> I finally find out why i tear up during sex... <Phre0n-Burn> Its the mace...
<GOD> whats next on my list? <GOD> ah yes * moogle has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<JohnPnP> Hey, porn is good. SEX CAN WAIt, MASTURBATE. <JohnPnP> Abstinance is in the palm of your hand.
<kenlay> Roses are #FF0000 <kenlay> Violets are #0000FF <kenlay> 01101001001000000110011001110101011000110110101101100101011001000010000001111001011011110111010101110010001000000110110101101111011011010000110100001010011000010110111001100100001000000110111001101111011101110010000001100110011011110111001000100000011110010110111101110101 <kenlay> Nerd poetry.
[Spetsnaz] My uncle taught me at age 9 how to strip and reassemble a 9mm Makarov pistol blindfolded. God did that infuriate my mother.
aznsmilingirl: if u had an accent, what would it be? AgentScrewball: russian AgentScrewball: because then i'd sound pissed no matter what i say
<bill> Last time christ went to church, they killed him. What makes you think he wants to return?
Elinstar: Have you ever really thought about a male lifeguard? Elinstar: Think about a hot muscular guy just TEARING YOUR SHIRT OFF in your time of need and pressing down on your chest with his hot muscular arms and forcing his tongue down your throat and blowing HIS AIR into YOUR LUNGS as he massages your chest. Elinstar: Not that I'm gay or anything but thats basically what you're getting. Centimetro: Wtf
<^Syke^> MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE <^Syke^> :'( <nelixx> dude <nelixx> do it on webcam
<WhiteHowler> When did the Swedes get so good at Track and Field? <Cubby[history]> When someone put a keg at the end of their lane.
<Navi> My mother (to brother): "If get fat enough, you can't see your weenee." <Navi> My brother (age 8): "BUT I CAN MAKE IT BIG!" <Navi> I lost all hope, right there.
<Stryst> DSP-: You're an idiot, aren't you? <DSP-> Stryst: only on days that end with a "y" <Stryst> DSP-: In your world all days must end in 'y'. <Stryst> Go away moron.
<%japaneseschoolgirl> china is beating USA in gold <@||bass> it was tied this morning <%japaneseschoolgirl> well still <%japaneseschoolgirl> china is beating USA <%japaneseschoolgirl> oh and USA lost in basketball <%japaneseschoolgirl> to lithuania <%japaneseschoolgirl> what the hell is lithuania <@||bass> dude <@||bass> dont sweat it <@||bass> the olympics isnt over <%japaneseschoolgirl> dont sweat it? USA lost in basketball. <%japaneseschoolgirl> to LITHUANIA