hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<Acero> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off
last night
<Acero> i need to stretch or something

<SSr2> what's pr0n?

<SYch0> my mom got rearended

<ck2k> i tap her car's bumper
<ck2k> and she has this estimate
<ck2k> 200 bucks
<ck2k> fuck you
<ck2k> for 200 bucks i can hire someone to kill your bitch ass

<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions:
<SYch0> uiu 1. lamer

<VicViper> dorm = jail cell with internet
<SYch0> w/ fast internet

<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood
<bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh'

<syrup> i need to leech while i sleep
<syrup> otherwise i don't sleep well

<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than
your feet do walking
<scar`1> yeah well that's also caused by the fact that i
hardly walk

<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =(

<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been
about a year since I kissed a chick

<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids
on aol
<lamont-> when they're fucking three years old!

<HomerJ> I had this computer built for this guy, all ready to
go...so I walk to where my mom took my car, and when I get
back, out cat sneezed on the board and fried it

<SYch0> wwf the music vol 4
<sasami> I saw that CD at a store . .
<sasami> It was in the "HICK" section.

<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe
photoshop

<VicViper> if i get high speed access i can warez
<VicViper> They need to have ISP's that offer CDR's with
signup.

*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)

<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but
with people in a rom channel

<thinkr> will the dvd have a special mode to remove jar jar?

<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option
"Always on Top"

<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out
she was a rom, so I had to dump her.

<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone
if you have their social security number?
<lux> hahah
<ck10k> damnit. the information age my ass

* Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]

<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking
off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in
a few months."

<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?

<Islandx55> wtf is a-team

<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with
it and it disables entering a password to login to the
computer?

<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom
stalls
<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

<McAnarchy> people live in utah??

<gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday
<gloone> so that i can kill him with a screwdriver.
<gloone> or a stapler
<gloone> that's what i have here.

<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that

<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on
weekends.

<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...
<natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality

<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai

<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I
might as well hit him up for some prozac

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints
to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of
these back this schools getting locked down and everyones
getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later
when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop
had 4

<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and
she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....

<HaXk> The dog cant say no
<HaXk> So it really isnt rape

<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow
and it stings when you pee?

<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<CrazyDe> its only a dick

<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell
<Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained

<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings!
<Dr_DOS> YES
<Dr_DOS> Sidewinner

<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving

<gloone> america is the only country where people live in
trailers.

<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<Duce> is that in dog inches?

<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes."

uiu CTCP VERSION reply from Dr_DOS: DREAMCAST-IRC-CLIENT-2

<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal

<blazemore> i hate when you're trying to own someone
<blazemore> and then you own yourself

<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car