hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

Network Stats: 21101 Approved Quotes | 0 in Moderation Queue
#592 [ + | - ] 684
<@shmoo> i gatta shit
<@shmoo> bb tomorrow
#591 [ + | - ] 169
<gb> I'M BREAKING OUT THE DoS
<gb> THERE GOEZ ED
<gb> BYE BYE
<hypr> DONT DOS ME"
<hypr> FUCKERKGHJIJGEG
<blazemore> hypr: quick, go buy dsl!
#590 [ + | - ] 316
<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on
Xbox..
<Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez
online
#579 [ + | - ] 744
[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get
your giggabytes back?
#567 [ + | - ] 420
[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i
started crying seriously
#565 [ + | - ] 400
<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without
linux?
#564 [ + | - ] 397
<phiber> I JUST LOST A NEATO ROOT CAUSE I HIT CTRL+C MEANING
TO COPY THE IP
#559 [ + | - ] 287
[05:45pm] [+xvize] yea aol's supposed to be harder to trace
#558 [ + | - ] 123
<@xvize> xwin is like an os
#557 [ + | - ] 393
[23:34] [+xvize] c++ is made in borland
#556 [ + | - ] 319
<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit
<D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass
#555 [ + | - ] 418
<CurlyEars> sorry....I am a bit compulsive about spelling an
grammar
#554 [ + | - ] 1012
<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm
<Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem
<Guilty> You and duke nukem
<Amanda`> We're pals.
<Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and
Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting
for him to come home
<Guilty> Hes dead, move on
#552 [ + | - ] 262
[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the
same as shell?
#550 [ + | - ] 351
<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has
begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most
fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered
in chocolate.
#549 [ + | - ] 550
<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES
<Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there
urchin boy
#548 [ + | - ] 419
<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :)
<DaemoN_> ???
<DaemoN_> lesbian?
#547 [ + | - ] 483
<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer
into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room
temperature
<freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna
say something just say it
<scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen
#546 [ + | - ] 383
<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from
around the world week
* PtitFous undresses then
<MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine
report"
#545 [ + | - ] 512
<smcn> the only thing we have to ph33r is peer itself
#544 [ + | - ] 728
*** WindDrake has quit IRC (well, LadyDrake awaits. «~{Polaris
IRC}~» v2.03 Alpha)
<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis
#543 [ + | - ] 433
<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to
FUCK her.
* freeweed kix Daemon's dog
* DaemoN_ fucks her
<smcn> fucks who? your dog?
#541 [ + | - ] 93
<smcn> a pig could fly if you like put a rocket up its ass and
lit it
#540 [ + | - ] 161
<hypr> i need jewcases or like paper or plastic things to put
cds in :.
#539 [ + | - ] 1040
<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole
<BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick
<T`karthon> ohh
<Nija_work> had me fooled
<T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us
#538 [ + | - ] 769
<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work
I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
#537 [ + | - ] 183
<enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft
Windows. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the
pending invitation.
<enex> Vic Viper does not have Microsoft Windows installed and
is not able to accept your invitation.
<enex> Look how clever I am! ^_^
#533 [ + | - ] 426
<smcn> it's like richard simmons getting laid
<CodeMason> "ok girl, pump it, oh yes, left, right, left,
right, in, out, that's the way!"
#532 [ + | - ] 391
<kisama> i've spent my last 5 new year's on either irc or aol
#531 [ + | - ] 944
<Fustard> i should take a picture of my penis like orion, and
give it away as a present
<w3nis> maybe you shouldnt
<DigDug> yeah, maybe you shouldn't
<Fustard> yeah maybe i shouldnt
#530 [ + | - ] 413
* CM[rebirth] annihilates SumDumGoy with a high energy carbon
plasma sphere. (Think DragonballZ "fireballs").
* !SumDumGoy pokes CM.
<SumDumGoy> I win.
<CM[rebirth]> Damn! :O
#526 [ + | - ] 900
<matt`> <goh`> guilty you spelt speed wrong
<goh`> spelled*
<McMoo> <goh`> YOUR USUALLY SO CAREFUL
<goh`> you're*
<goh`> you guys are assholes
#524 [ + | - ] 569
<|WizZard|-Sleeping] I'm going to bed now, and you cant stop
me from thinking dirty stuff.
#523 [ + | - ] 589
jaylane0910: oh gross
e l i t e  m r p: ?
jaylane0910: my cmoputer science teacher corrupted the word
g-string for me
e l i t e  m r p: heh
jaylane0910: she said she was writing her own string lib
jaylane0910: her name is Gioviana or something
jaylane0910: and she caled it GString
jaylane0910: and shes ugly
jaylane0910: and damn
#522 [ + | - ] 127
<J3anyus> my bellybutton smells worse than my ass
<DigDug> heh
<DigDug> how do you smell your bellybutton?
<J3anyus> digdug: pick all the lint out of it and then smell
your finger :
#519 [ + | - ] 1821
<smcn> one of these days
<smcn> i'm going to hunt down and kill whoever invented
emoticons
<smcn> then i'm going to look at him and go >=D
#518 [ + | - ] 113
<CrazyDe> did I tell u what I got this girl for christmas?
<CrazyDe> I got her lingerie in 1 box
<CrazyDe> and I put before
<CrazyDe> and in another box
<CrazyDe> I put pajamas in there
<CrazyDe> and put after
#514 [ + | - ] 301
<Lathari> jack your ethernet into my ass and we'll have
ourselves a REAL Lan party.
#513 [ + | - ] 669
<goh`> in my system.ini i'll change 'Shell=Explorer.exe' to
'Shell=quake2.exe'
#484 [ + | - ] 1018
"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask
yourself this
one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by
this person?"
- Ronnie Shakes
#477 [ + | - ] -888
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like
two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two
hours.
That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein
#463 [ + | - ] 929
"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he
reads the silly,
flat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be
pointed out to
intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States."
The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg
Address.
#462 [ + | - ] 813
<achan> DigDug: 'ascetic' is maybe the word you're looking for
<DigDug> ascetic?
<DigDug> I don't know such a word. :/
<achan> someone who lives a monastic life outside of a
monestary
<DigDug> Ahh.
<DigDug> Is there a term for someone who lives a monastic life
on the Internet?
<Medieval> yes, e-scetic.
#461 [ + | - ] 420
<Theseus> get the free like 10 CDs they give you
<Theseus> then write a letter to them signed under your
parents name saying you burned all those satan music CDs, and
to never send mail to that address again
#459 [ + | - ] 202
<panacea_> im going to the doctor tomorrow morning regarding
my thumb
<Lordaerom> panacea_, so much fucking wanking
#453 [ + | - ] 383
<Cennt-> "how did your grandma die"
<Cennt-> "she saw me masturbating"
#452 [ + | - ] 459
<ck3k> blaze has a job, it's called "leech off parents"
#451 [ + | - ] 106
<McMoo> my computer doesn't even have a ps/2 port
<RYan-> how do you connect your mouse?
#450 [ + | - ] 50
<P4T> why do all room names have a # in front?
#449 [ + | - ] 1328
<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics
and movies on each one
<shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off