hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

Network Stats: 21122 Approved Quotes | 11 in Moderation Queue
#632 [ + | - ] 579
<AlmtyBob> i HATE MY MOM
<AlmtyBob> fucking I'm just sitting here playing oni
<AlmtyBob> and she walks in
<AlmtyBob> SHE LIVES ACCROSS THE COUNTRY
<AlmtyBob> she is NOT ALLOWED to just walk in
<AlmtyBob> didn't bother calling saying she'd be home
<AlmtyBob> didn't call me from the airport
<AlmtyBob> just bam, walks in
<AlmtyBob> what if I'd been jerking to hardcore teenage lesbo
porn?
<hypr> AlmtyBob: dont forget to take da debbe does dallas
p0rno out of the vcr
<AlmtyBob> actually it's interview with the vibrator
<hypr> haha
<Lk2k1> Bob has naked pictures of lux in his room.
<AlmtyBob> but I stored that away a while ago
<AlmtyBob> all my porn is digital
<AlmtyBob> oh thanks for reminding me
<AlmtyBob> gotta take the flash card out of my digicam
<AlmtyBob> lest she get curious
<hypr> wtf u made a homemade p0rn?
<AlmtyBob> just pics of people I know
<AlmtyBob> nonnude
<AlmtyBob> time to take out the trash and /clear
#628 [ + | - ] 138
<wild> 8ball is madhatter gay?
<Alice1> It says 'Obviously,' wild
#627 [ + | - ] 462
<iln> AlmtyBob: are both of j00r computers hooked up with cox?
<Ash> I'm awake! Did somebody say cox?
#625 [ + | - ] 474
<Ash> We hardly ever do crack. Sometimes barely once a week.
#624 [ + | - ] 788
<MadHatter> sjkdfkl;'
<Jingoro`> hatters snorting off his keyboard again
#622 [ + | - ] 399
<zaney> if you have the fucking internet why jizz in the
shower?
#619 [ + | - ] 448
*** zaney was kicked by Ash (I know you're not stupid! Don't
think you can fool me!)
*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*zane@*.cyberverse.com
<hypr> hahaahhaha
<Ash> [13:35] <zaney> whats the greatest nation in the world?
<Ash> [13:36] <Ash> Mexico!
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> uriNATION HAW YOU idiot!@
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> hahahahhaa
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> thats funny
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> urination is peee btw
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> pee jokes own
#618 [ + | - ] 89
<Ash> My Amazon package arrived in Baltimore at 9pm last
night... but there's no data after that!
<wild> ash: where is lk's package?
<MadHatter> mind your business wild
<MadHatter> I'm already taking care of lk
<MadHatter> don't ever mention it again
<MadHatter> ever
<gb> Ash: where is lk's package?
*** gb was kicked by MadHatter (..)
#617 [ + | - ] 586
<SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you
want to save when you save it? :|
<enar> just use teleport pro and like have it save only .jpgs
over so many kb :/
<DigDug> use teleport pro or wget
<SYch0> cuz im saving as a single file
<SYch0> im not saving porn!
<enar> why would you save a webpage then :/
#616 [ + | - ] 128
<Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you
can't tell from the low-quality pictures
#615 [ + | - ] 1338
<splice> wow, irc really loses its luster when you have a
girlfriend
<splice> be back much later
#614 [ + | - ] -60
<c-rOCK> check this out
<c-rOCK> some guy is a fucking retard
#612 [ + | - ] 575
<Bambz-216> i don't have anything illegal in my house anymore
<Bambz-216> EXCEPT FOR THOSE MEXICANS I BOUGHT!
#611 [ + | - ] 150
<subnet> anyone got a man nearby? will pay!
#609 [ + | - ] 126
n e r d b 5: DUDE
n e r d b 5: shania twain is only 20 years older than me.... i
might have a chance one day, since she isnt that much older
than me
#602 [ + | - ] 63
*** banned[sleep] was kicked by Syber (Lotto Mockery. Shut the
fuck up You fucking soggy assed cock sucking mother fucking
faggot. You're not even impressing your own mother with
cunt-flapped shennanigans like that. No mockery, no cockery,
no knocking me. BANNED! 15 minutes.)
#601 [ + | - ] 133
<{ReNeGaDe}>  ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i
got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all
this?
#600 [ + | - ] 788
[17:05] <thinkmad> christ man
[17:05] <thinkmad> i just caught my dad jerking off
#599 [ + | - ] 1471
[16:56] <van|go`eagles> btw
[16:56] <van|go`eagles> your gf sucks at cs
[16:57] <en4cer> lol
[16:57] <en4cer> shes better at other things
[16:57] <Grifter-> like quake?
[16:57] <en4cer> lol
#595 [ + | - ] 425
[%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one
must learn proper english and grammar
[@master-] tfu
#594 [ + | - ] 1072
<Johnno> my favorite animal is the scapegoat
#592 [ + | - ] 722
<@shmoo> i gatta shit
<@shmoo> bb tomorrow
#591 [ + | - ] 174
<gb> I'M BREAKING OUT THE DoS
<gb> THERE GOEZ ED
<gb> BYE BYE
<hypr> DONT DOS ME"
<hypr> FUCKERKGHJIJGEG
<blazemore> hypr: quick, go buy dsl!
#590 [ + | - ] 314
<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on
Xbox..
<Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez
online
#579 [ + | - ] 770
[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get
your giggabytes back?
#567 [ + | - ] 439
[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i
started crying seriously
#565 [ + | - ] 416
<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without
linux?
#564 [ + | - ] 399
<phiber> I JUST LOST A NEATO ROOT CAUSE I HIT CTRL+C MEANING
TO COPY THE IP
#559 [ + | - ] 294
[05:45pm] [+xvize] yea aol's supposed to be harder to trace
#558 [ + | - ] 104
<@xvize> xwin is like an os
#557 [ + | - ] 402
[23:34] [+xvize] c++ is made in borland
#556 [ + | - ] 332
<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit
<D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass
#555 [ + | - ] 395
<CurlyEars> sorry....I am a bit compulsive about spelling an
grammar
#554 [ + | - ] 1024
<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm
<Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem
<Guilty> You and duke nukem
<Amanda`> We're pals.
<Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and
Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting
for him to come home
<Guilty> Hes dead, move on
#552 [ + | - ] 253
[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the
same as shell?
#550 [ + | - ] 335
<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has
begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most
fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered
in chocolate.
#549 [ + | - ] 517
<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES
<Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there
urchin boy
#548 [ + | - ] 418
<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :)
<DaemoN_> ???
<DaemoN_> lesbian?
#547 [ + | - ] 516
<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer
into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room
temperature
<freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna
say something just say it
<scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen
#546 [ + | - ] 350
<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from
around the world week
* PtitFous undresses then
<MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine
report"
#545 [ + | - ] 485
<smcn> the only thing we have to ph33r is peer itself
#544 [ + | - ] 735
*** WindDrake has quit IRC (well, LadyDrake awaits. «~{Polaris
IRC}~» v2.03 Alpha)
<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis
#543 [ + | - ] 466
<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to
FUCK her.
* freeweed kix Daemon's dog
* DaemoN_ fucks her
<smcn> fucks who? your dog?
#541 [ + | - ] 94
<smcn> a pig could fly if you like put a rocket up its ass and
lit it
#540 [ + | - ] 167
<hypr> i need jewcases or like paper or plastic things to put
cds in :.
#539 [ + | - ] 1021
<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole
<BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick
<T`karthon> ohh
<Nija_work> had me fooled
<T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us
#538 [ + | - ] 775
<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work
I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
#537 [ + | - ] 184
<enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft
Windows. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the
pending invitation.
<enex> Vic Viper does not have Microsoft Windows installed and
is not able to accept your invitation.
<enex> Look how clever I am! ^_^
#533 [ + | - ] 477
<smcn> it's like richard simmons getting laid
<CodeMason> "ok girl, pump it, oh yes, left, right, left,
right, in, out, that's the way!"
#532 [ + | - ] 363
<kisama> i've spent my last 5 new year's on either irc or aol