<Fustard> fuck <Fustard> now im bored. <Fustard> oh well <Fustard> at least i have a cock and the internet. <Fustard> ill do something with that.
<matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass <matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag <matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some gay color></gayness><ass tables>
[07:34] * Fustard is away, penis butter puffs [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [07:45] * Fustard has returned, that was some good cock. [gone:10m21s]
<Kury^> the other day i found out that my Uni's fire evacuation policy for ppl with wheelchairs is to 'push them into a room, close the door, escape and then give the room number to the firemen'
[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that [00:15] <Fustard> yeah well [00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis
<hypr> joo do any drugs today? <`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface <hypr> what is pot then <`gb> a plant
psxfaQ: <-- eating spam e l i t e m r p: id do that but it wastes too much printer paper
<D1> why does cs give me that purple screen once I get out of one game and start a new one? <D1> WHY WHY WHY * |Chris away ..(autoaway).. (On/l)(Off/p) <D1> don't hide behind your petty autoaways
<timmo> make me dumplings <timmo> and some grit <Fustard> grits* <Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim <timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit
<two-c00l> i met eminem yesterday <rick^MD> eminem is gay, and i hate gays <two-c00l> eminem is not gay! <rick^MD> yes he is <two-c00l> prove it <rick^MD> ok... i had anal sex with him last week <two-c00l> um i thought you said you hate gays? <rick^MD> oh umm... i was just making sure he was gay so i could prove it to you
<dovee> anyone using or have an imac? * macker looks over at the door <macker> nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one...
<BlackDeth> ________________________ <BlackDeth> / )··,, <BlackDeth> / \___________________/ ``,, <BlackDeth> ( ) ) ikkenai <BlackDeth> `·-^-? <hypr> damnit <hypr> fucking mom walked in and saw da c0ck <hypr> lamers
<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight.
<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside <Nikki> sorry
<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat. <osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick. <osx> So watch out..
<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1960s, however MLK was later assassinated during a brainstorming activity concerning a new blue hedgehog character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a hotel, the Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega taking the profits for their own."
<Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn <Angelo_> i didn't know you could get semen as popcorn flavoring
<Dipstick`> women exist? <Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings <Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women <Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look anything like the drawings
* [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF] [page:OFF] <blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his starwars trip * [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on a starwars trip"
<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong <Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods <Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone
<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel <NOFX`> its getting old <NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something <NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing
<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is using ZD to bitch about his life. <BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."
<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime <Cducharme> k <Cducharme> fixed <Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash. <Ash> Oh, clock. <Ash> N/m.
<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock? <EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?
<OmniGurt> <Zophar> Someone hacked my site! <OmniGurt> (insert dramatic Wing Commander music here
<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants <KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify <TonyD> how unusual
<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta <rob`> _________________________________________ <rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL <rob`> HELP ME
*** blazemore (empty3@dialup-209.245.205.138.Houston1.Level3.net) has joined #ramen <LkAway1> blazemore: what happened on DBZ today? <HomerJ> they fought some guy
<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today with a programming cobol book <Berzerker> hahahah <Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol
<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight chance of dickt4yt0r <c0njurer> kthx
* Matataki hhahwhawhawhawhawhawhawhwh <Matataki> whenever i wanna laugh i read 'the emulation dream'
<hypr> 0h shit ash <hypr> yer roommate is offened by women? <hypr> haw he am gay <hypr> j00 have sex wit em? <hypr> ash dat page am mad sl0w <Ash> Yah. <brazemore> hypr was taught defunct english as a child.
<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks a trick <doraemon`> she rules
<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember. (and me too :D <lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll remember it as consentual