<_bigd_> when I was a child I used to scrape the cream off all the oreos and make it into a ball ^_^ <_bigd_> and leave in the fridge <_bigd_> after 2 bites, I used to pass out
<Andy787> i dunno why people with sisters cant say they're hot, i know if i had a sister and she was hot, hell ied be all over her, lol
<theR> I'm glad I remembered I'm an idiot before I started to set up a wins proxy
serluny: how long did it took u to learn c? ReDPriest:4.5 minutes serluny:how did u do that? ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do that serluny:what program ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1 serluny:how do i download it? ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
<|Chris> i want the nVidia's Secret catalog <|Chris> with pictures of rendered games
<SYch0> ok <SYch0> a word of warning: <SYch0> never try to masturbate with a bandaid on <SYch0> :( <SYch0> cuz you might as well take a belt sander to your dick <blazemore> what the fuck, sych0 <SYch0> :D
<kisama> and i'm feeling invisible, you can't see me anywhere. *** kisama was kicked by Amanda^_^ (ensuring your invisibility)
<digdug> wow <digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension? <digdug> it's one of those days... <tokage> try /nick DigDug <tokage> that'll probably fix it
<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB <Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB <Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100 <D1-> where? <D1-> nigga where? <Guilty> Pricewatch <D1-> oh <D1-> thats white trash generic ram
<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids. ;^) <hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be white either
<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine *** Joins: DigDug (digdug@dialup-63.214.200.78.Philadelphia1.Level3.net) <AlmtyBob> good fucking luck <AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping <AlmtyBob> even used <DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob? <AlmtyBob> a filipina chick <AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to the us <blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o
* [light] is away, someone told me that theres life outside of irc, i have to check it out [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [email:dj_light@blankandjones.zzn.com]
<Driph> a friend of mine is bi <Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is supposed to cook tonite <Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a relationship between two women, you dont automatically know who's supposed to cook
<berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral sex <Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo?
(Atarax) DrConway: They also had such a poorly designed network that I set my computer's IP to the IP of their gateway and took the entire college network down
(heck01) i sometimes dont know if i'm straight or not, then a cute girl sits down next to me and i get a huge erection and i remember
(NinjaRyu) atlanta is wigger capital (NinjaRyu) i saw a guy soup up his parent's '86 nissan with a $2500 car stereo and a big ass tailpipe, but the damn thing still couldn't go above 75
(jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car batteries.
(@Asimov) bah, i've got a life (@Asimov) i just dont let it interfere with my irc :)
(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs" * Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach
(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector? (Atarax) Mutiny: yeah (Mutiny) Atarax: why? (Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers. (Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you? (Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either (Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave (Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive"
(Atarax) I think I ogle 14 year old girls just to see the looks on their parents faces
(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover (Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;(
(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."
(FishBulb) i exposed my lie once, then |w|dcc made an .avi (|W|DCC) #6 101x (680kb): avi of a 2' dick
<SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered strawberries then jerk off <SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance <hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with the strawberries
<Amanda___> hhahaha, peng <Amanda___> You're perfected THE ART OF CALLING PEOPLE FAT <c-rOCK> indeed.
<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with banner ads <Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting <|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather reporting <|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking weather <|Chris> bastards
<QuoteSick> >:)
<QuoteSick> {:-)
<zantispam> :-{
<zantispam> ^^^ moustache
<zantispam> :-{>
<zantispam> ^^^ goatee
<acestus> {:-) ?
<acestus> Toupee?
<DigDug> >8)
<finkployd> :(-<(&) - not happy having a tapeworm
<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles
(|Chris) i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a fucking bukkake film
<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/ <MadHatter> are you still fat
<Guilty> See that kid should have AWPed bush through the house, with a wall cheat
<ckx> i used to drink <ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm <ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism
e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do? e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky
<cactor> I'm gonna put some oragel on my dick and stick it in some bitches mouth <|Chris> what are you gonna do when she bites your dick off <|Chris> cause she can't feel her mouth <cactor> uh I dunno <cactor> smack her probably