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#1012 [ + | - ] 557
<@neoblaze> I fell over in a heterosexual fashion
#1011 [ + | - ] 1344
<_bigd_> when I was a child I used to scrape the cream off all
the oreos and make it into a ball ^_^
<_bigd_> and leave in the fridge
<_bigd_> after 2 bites, I used to pass out
#1008 [ + | - ] 484
(MoLaUstEr) I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is
(MoLaUstEr) *gay hand thing*
#1007 [ + | - ] 327
Nostradomz: this sounds funny but can udownload memory
#1005 [ + | - ] 873
Mtgwiz2727: what is the difference between c++ and dos?
#998 [ + | - ] 297
<Andy787> i dunno why people with sisters cant say they're
hot, i know if i had a sister and she was hot, hell ied be all
over her, lol
#997 [ + | - ] 713
<theR> I'm glad I remembered I'm an idiot before I started to
set up a wins proxy
#996 [ + | - ] 499
<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet
#993 [ + | - ] 4028
serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
#987 [ + | - ] 428
<|Chris> i want the nVidia's Secret catalog
<|Chris> with pictures of rendered games
#980 [ + | - ] 509
<SYch0> ok
<SYch0> a word of warning:
<SYch0> never try to masturbate with a bandaid on
<SYch0> :(
<SYch0> cuz you might as well take a belt sander to your dick
<blazemore> what the fuck, sych0
<SYch0> :D
#979 [ + | - ] 904
<kisama> and i'm feeling invisible, you can't see me anywhere.
*** kisama was kicked by Amanda^_^ (ensuring your
invisibility)
#976 [ + | - ] 465
<digdug> wow
<digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've
accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?
<digdug> it's one of those days...
<tokage> try /nick DigDug
<tokage> that'll probably fix it
#974 [ + | - ] 293
<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB
<Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB
<Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100
<D1-> where?
<D1-> nigga where?
<Guilty> Pricewatch
<D1-> oh
<D1-> thats white trash generic ram
#972 [ + | - ] 100
<qslack> Hey, if K5 people caused a commotion at im-ur, is it
a Kumo5hin?
#971 [ + | - ] 466
<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids.  ;^)
<hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be
white either
#968 [ + | - ] 2822
<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine
*** Joins: DigDug
(digdug@dialup-63.214.200.78.Philadelphia1.Level3.net)
<AlmtyBob> good fucking luck
<AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping
<AlmtyBob> even used
<DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob?
<AlmtyBob> a filipina chick
<AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to
the us
<blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we
can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o
#967 [ + | - ] 372
* [light] is away, someone told me that theres life outside of
irc, i have to check it out [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
[email:dj_light@blankandjones.zzn.com]
#965 [ + | - ] 1900
<Driph> a friend of mine is bi
<Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is
supposed to cook tonite
<Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a
relationship between two women, you dont automatically know
who's supposed to cook
#961 [ + | - ] 880
<berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral
sex
<Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo?
#960 [ + | - ] 523
<c-rOCK> man napster is like tupac, that shits never going to
die.
#959 [ + | - ] 719
(Atarax) DrConway: They also had such a poorly designed
network that I set my computer's IP to the IP of their gateway
and took the entire college network down
#958 [ + | - ] 1102
(heck01) i sometimes dont know if i'm straight or not, then a
cute girl sits down next to me and i get a huge erection and i
remember
#957 [ + | - ] 368
(NinjaRyu) atlanta is wigger capital
(NinjaRyu) i saw a guy soup up his parent's '86 nissan with a
$2500 car stereo and a big ass tailpipe, but the damn thing
still couldn't go above 75
#956 [ + | - ] 491
(jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to
pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though
watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car
batteries.
#954 [ + | - ] 650
(@Asimov) bah, i've got a life
(@Asimov) i just dont let it interfere with my irc :)
#953 [ + | - ] 1796
(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i
could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that
but a woman has needs"
* Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach
#952 [ + | - ] 1933
(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke
detector?
(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah
(Mutiny) Atarax: why?
(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.
(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?
(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers,
but it didn't kill me either
(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave
(Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive"
#951 [ + | - ] 634
(Atarax) I think I ogle 14 year old girls just to see the
looks on their parents faces
#950 [ + | - ] 672
(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover
(Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it
really exists out there somewhere ;(
#948 [ + | - ] 1478
(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load
a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says
"It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."
#947 [ + | - ] 1494
(PhAmInE) Easter is canceled this year. They've found the
body.
#946 [ + | - ] 333
(FishBulb) i exposed my lie once, then |w|dcc made an .avi
(|W|DCC) #6 101x (680kb): avi of a 2' dick
#945 [ + | - ] 410
(Fee^) i try to help...it's only a 28.8 , so pack a lunch
#943 [ + | - ] 526
<SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered
strawberries then jerk off
<SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance
<hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with
the strawberries
#940 [ + | - ] 72
<Amanda___> hhahaha, peng
<Amanda___> You're perfected THE ART OF CALLING PEOPLE FAT
<c-rOCK> indeed.
#939 [ + | - ] 514
<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with
banner ads
<Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting
<|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather
reporting
<|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking
weather
<|Chris> bastards
#937 [ + | - ] 625
<QuoteSick> >:)
<QuoteSick> {:-)
<zantispam> :-{
<zantispam> ^^^ moustache
<zantispam> :-{>
<zantispam> ^^^ goatee
<acestus> {:-) ?
<acestus> Toupee?
<DigDug> >8)
<finkployd> :(-<(&)    - not happy having a tapeworm
#936 [ + | - ] 203
(Guilty) I like my women the way I like my tomatos, big round
buldging and red
#932 [ + | - ] 357
<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are
protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles
#931 [ + | - ] 338
<Inoshiro> If I had a reason to be gay, besides Torvalds, it'd
be me
#927 [ + | - ] 138
<XAlien88> you can always tell when packet kiddies run a shell
provider
#926 [ + | - ] 568
(|Chris) i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a
fucking bukkake film
#925 [ + | - ] 261
<lele> hypr is something of a "tragic" funny
#923 [ + | - ] 371
<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/
<MadHatter> are you still fat
#921 [ + | - ] 234
<Guilty> See that kid should have AWPed bush through the
house, with a wall cheat
#920 [ + | - ] 456
<ckx> i used to drink
<ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm
<ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism
#918 [ + | - ] 154
<ck> i'd fuck anything
<ck> except a fat chick
<ck> some things, even i won't do
#917 [ + | - ] 854
e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky
#916 [ + | - ] 642
<cactor> I'm gonna put some oragel on my dick and stick it in
some bitches mouth
<|Chris> what are you gonna do when she bites your dick off
<|Chris> cause she can't feel her mouth
<cactor> uh I dunno
<cactor> smack her probably