hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

Network Stats: 21102 Approved Quotes | 0 in Moderation Queue
#1089 [ + | - ] 583
(kellai) fr0g is cuddly
(kellai) except for when he tried to light me on fire
#1088 [ + | - ] 320
<homerj> damn
<homerj> it's hotter then the devil's dick in a pair of heated
speedos here
#1083 [ + | - ] 773
<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name
<timmo> chris
<timmo> is your w broken?
<thinkmad> no
#1082 [ + | - ] 371
<MadHatter> I'm getting pretty sick of black and white
<MadHatter> there's just too much to manage
<MadHatter> it's probably a really good game for people who
don't already have jobs
<blazemore> maybe i should play then
#1079 [ + | - ] 341
(R0y-HR) i just mauled my cat and got static shock from her
ear
#1078 [ + | - ] 709
(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it
said that my blank cd "was not ready
(idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd
things at the bottom of the cake box
#1077 [ + | - ] 286
(frOsty-) s|urpee: holy shit, i just stopped caring about this
thread of conversation
#1076 [ + | - ] 94
<Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore
<Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque
logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db
<Guilty> Then it would always be fresh
#1075 [ + | - ] 345
<acestus> Maarken: Bah, briefs-wearer.
<acestus> You might as well run EMACS.
#1069 [ + | - ] 4936
<orion`-`-> what the fuck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb
#1068 [ + | - ] 110
<Amanda> OKAY. MCDONALD'S, TACO BELL, OR "OTHER"?
#1066 [ + | - ] 816
<D1> omg
<D1> christians are knocking at my door
<D1> and they're armed with the holy bible
#1065 [ + | - ] 488
*** bongboy is now known as hurstdogs-mom
<hurstdog> don't make me kill you
<pb> hurstdog: you'd kill your own mother???
#1064 [ + | - ] 336
* r0bt3k looks at his 100 megs of mp3s
<r0bt3k> hehehe
* r0bt3k then looks at his 5 gigs of porn
<r0bt3k> hahahah
#1063 [ + | - ] 871
(nexxai) looking at porn with your dad's girlfriend in the
room is weird
#1062 [ + | - ] 518
uiu BitchX: Join to #discotheque was synched in 2.229 secs!!
<digdug> why so few people? :/
<bocz> i wuz hungry
#1060 [ + | - ] 872
<tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame,
take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and
down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs
the power cord
#1059 [ + | - ] 1083
<blazemore> linux gives good blow jobs
<MadHatter> I thought your moms name was nancy?
#1058 [ + | - ] 102
<Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right
now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!)
#1057 [ + | - ] 2207
(MoLaUstEr) They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was
already taken.
#1056 [ + | - ] 166
<_Gandalf_> if i were mexican i'd have something witty and
funny to say...
#1054 [ + | - ] 334
(wundr) gizm... why do you never use the same nick for more
than 25 minutes?
(scolnick) i got tired of 'gizm'
(scolnick) at first i thought it was dope, just due to the
fact that tht i liked the letters
(scolnick) g-i-z-m
(scolnick) but then it got old to me
(scolnick) so for now you can just call me lewis
#1052 [ + | - ] 242
<_Bas> folks, when people say "power train", do they mean
"automatic transmission"?
#1051 [ + | - ] 562
(Argent-) okay- I have like 20 windows open and my disk is
swapping like a hot couple during the 60's
#1049 [ + | - ] 257
(s|urpee) haha yuh me hakz0r the university gibson
(s|urpee) one day
(s|urpee) I was like hakz0ring it and stuff
(s|urpee) and I was like emailing support@cc and shit
(s|urpee) and then he emailed me back and told me to notify
the lab guy that the comp next to me needed rebooting
#1048 [ + | - ] 1078
<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv> You start fighting A mouse.
<DooD> A mouse ducks to the ground, narrowly avoiding your
strike!
<DooD> A mouse skillfully dodges your assault.
<DooD> A mouse is in excellent condition.
<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv>
<DooD> A mouse strikes you with terminal brutality!
<DooD> You are stunned, but will probably recover.
<DooD> wtf was that
<timmo> well
<timmo> a mouse whooped your ass
#1047 [ + | - ] 503
<ryo-ohki> I'm gonna try setting up some Dutch auctions on
eBay.
<blazemore> you're supposed to be 18 to use ebay though :|
<ryo-ohki> Tell that to my 200 pairs of dirty teen boy's
undies.
#1046 [ + | - ] 353
<tokage> i have emotional states: apathy and irritation, which
would you like me to direct at you?
? tokage/#kuro5hin smirks
<ragabr> tokage: irritation if it leads to spankings and
nipple clamps
<vsync> which one comes with a free beer?
<tokage> hmm..both probably
#1044 [ + | - ] 488
<digdug> i think i've come up with a solution to my problem
<digdug> i'll just put each [previously misconfigured NT] box
into its own domain
<digdug> mwuahahahah
<h2odragon> digdug: you are in Hell; all you can do is push
the rock up a different wall for a while
<h2odragon> it's still going to roll back down
#1042 [ + | - ] 626
<mazix> IAN VAN DAHL CASTLES IN THE SKY 8.99 Genre: SOUL/R&B
<mazix> Released: 12/19/1900
<mazix> Country: USA
<mazix> this song is older then i thought
<SJ7Trunks> haha
<Crom> AHHHHHHHHH
<Crom> MILLLENIUM BUG
<Crom> WE ALL GONNA DIE
* Crom hides.
#1040 [ + | - ] 82
<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im
my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition ,
hacker stupid
#1039 [ + | - ] 398
<maff> Someone has donated coathanger just now!
<Amanda`> GET IT
<Amanda`> GET THE COATHANGER
<Amanda`> YOU CAN PERFORM INGAME ABORTIONS!
#1038 [ + | - ] 838
<[Duo]> man, you guys are so not 7334
#1037 [ + | - ] 965
<Mass> hey does anyone know what the song name is by Frankie
Lymon that goes Uhhh uhh uh uh uhahhhhh uhh uhh uh
#1036 [ + | - ] 325
<Thinkmad> lets get up a game of cs
<Thinkmad> fsho
<Thinkmad> i want to make a map
<Guilty> Oh god
<Guilty> You would have penis's hidden EVERYWHERE
#1035 [ + | - ] 424
<lux0r> don't make me /molest you
#1033 [ + | - ] 456
<Guilty> Surely you see how trite the name "assassin" is [in
Quake III]
<Guilty> Might as well be "Player"
#1032 [ + | - ] 431
(Curb) don't worry no trees were harmed in the search for my
glasses, toes were stubbed and lives were lost...but all tress
are fine
#1031 [ + | - ] 413
(MoLaUstEr) You know, there's something rewarding about
harrassing people who message you out of the blue.
(MoLaUstEr) That's why I'm gonna LOVE ICQ
(MoLaUstEr) Whoa man....I'm gonna be the biggest dick, north
of my belly button.
#1030 [ + | - ] 1193
<iMike> what excuse do you use when you skip school
<c-rOCK> say you have a fat migraine
<c-rOCK> and cant see straight
<Guilty> Speaking of fat and not straight, wheres D1
#1029 [ + | - ] 1336
<timmo> you know maybe we need a real woman in here to help
us, give us a womans point of view cause i mean if i asked
amanda what makes a man a badass
<timmo> how much you want to bet she would say something like
<timmo> great grammar and 100% kill rate in quake
#1027 [ + | - ] 417
<Yukkel> a belch is not an oral report
#1026 [ + | - ] 516
(TheGamer) people are so broke here [THE UNITED KINGDOM] -
because many brits are unskilled, as you can leave school with
a standing at 16. Many people live in housing equivalent to
Manitoba Housing (gov't assisted housing)
(TheGamer) however.. you as a Canadian would not be entitled
to any benefits.. except free birth control pills
(tiko) I'd get free birth control pills?!?!
(tiko) DAMMIT!
(tiko) SOLD!
#1025 [ + | - ] 262
(phoenix30) napster is taking filenames and putting them all
in reverse order
(Pioneer-) prolly some stoopid polish version
#1023 [ + | - ] 558
<timmo> for hookers in vegas its like
<timmo> $500
<timmo> they better be fucking me while im playing quake and
shit
#1021 [ + | - ] 114
(Goemon) Is it possible to just plug a like 1GHz processor
into your computer?
#1018 [ + | - ] 436
(SpAc3d) i hate when [movie groups] release shitty quality
stuff like TS and Cam's
(SpAc3d) its a fuckin waste of space
(mistical) like Hannibal *upsidedown cam* *real* *subtitled*
*in japanesse*
#1017 [ + | - ] 356
(s|urpee) Ashley was like "Derek gimme a ride to work"
(s|urpee) and Derek responded "What do I get out of this?"
(s|urpee) and ashley said "If you give me a ride to work, I'll
give you Guin"
(s|urpee) and I was like "What the fuck kinda reward is that,
that's like saying "If you loan me $10, I'll give you herpes""
#1016 [ + | - ] 437
~ _raven is Away. [Reason: out. like a boner in sweat pants.]
#1013 [ + | - ] 339
(iMike) i dont trust that britney spears has areolas that big