<Defect> i've sworn off dating to the point where my mother's inquiries as to whether or not i'm gay are getting frustratingly more frequent. <harb> Defect : Haha. <harb> I hate that. <harb> My mom asked me ONCE.. and I just started laughing. <harb> And then went back to my David Hasslehoff shrine. <Defect> she visited me a couple weekends ago and we went out to dinner, she had a few drinks and said "You can tell me if you're gay you know, i'm drunk now, i can take it."
<perdida> should I go make porn for loan-payment cash? if so which aspect of porn would have the best pay/disgusting stuff ratio?
<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some <VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with the inscription "For a good time, dig"
(mc-face) don't you think a funny joke gift would be kleenex that smells like ass
<reflector> I'm skinny and I have a big nose, but girls still let me touch them sometimes <Viseus> reflector: Yeah me too. In packed subway trains and stuff
<Zonkto> I'll bet you could ski through a revolving door if you timed it really well.
<iMike> i think english transcends spelling <DooD> especially with words like k3wl d00d
<Seros> fuck <Seros> we were at 7-11 <Seros> And amanda is wearing this shirt that says "wtf?" <Seros> The indian guy that works there said "What is the meaning of this.. wtf?" <Amanda> I told him that it's a non-profit organization. >:O
<ground0-> as if your opinion matters, or means anything in this world at all <hypr> as if your elitest bs opinion matter, or means anything in this world at all <hypr> ;P <ground0-> actually it does <hypr> and how is that <ground0-> highschool/college graduate/registered voter/ licensed driver
<eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed <DigDug> my world changes every 6 months :[ <|steve|> the world has changed 3 times since the last time i been out <sev> world changes for me everyday <|steve|> but our penis size stays the same
<[PhReAk]> i have a problem, i have an +++ATH0 modem bomber but when i use it it disconnects me from the internet, what is the problem?
<tak> your mommas so dumb she set her buffer length to a minimal octal instead of puging the cache
<chris`> ever notice how the mini pizza pringles cans dont have a lot of pizza stuff on them but the normal sized ones do? <Prae> to make an observation like that <Prae> you must weigh at least 500lbs
<lusta> im doin' route now, heh <Pneuma> wyze1 <Pneuma> isn't it weird <Pneuma> that "lusta" is an anagram for "aslut"
<kidjess> If you cause me problems <tress> u will bust a cap in me ? <kidjess> I will chop your penis off <tress> oh my <kidjess> and mail it to bob <tress> oh oh oh my <loser`> the postage on that would be like, 2 cents
<tgpretend> MICROSOFT BRAIN DRAIN CONTINUES. Fourteen-year <tgpretend> vet. Paul Maritz resigns. <tgpretend> how can he be an m$ veterna if he's only 14?
<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach <Prence> i meant to say couch
<pac> THAT DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE ZERO COOL <pac> IN MY SCHOOL <pac> I YELLED ZERO COOL DURING LUNHC <pac> AND HE STOOD UP <pac> AND LOOKED AROUN
<Camo> prence: someone at school played a prank on a loser and they fed him like a whole bottle of viagra by putting it under the cheese of his pizza and then in the middle of class, his penis exploded and he had to go to the hospital
<skatoni> will some one please help <`NeXiGeN`> what's yer problem ? <skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer <`NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem <skatoni> how? <`NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ? <`NeXiGeN`> ripem all out *** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni [ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer)
<Prae> <mmp> Prae! Today its my birthday! <Prae> <Prae> wanna present? <Prae> <mmp> yes <Prae> I m ping flooding him
<Prae> omg <Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit <Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :(
<k-rad-bob> omg <k-rad-bob> I just realized <k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants <k-rad-bob> brb
<ryan> I think I m going to feed my dog viagra and leave him home alone with my sister.
<Prae> ANY WOMEN AGED 25 TO 30 IN ENGLAND!? <Prae> I'LL DRIVE 500 MILES FOR A FUCK IF I HAVE TO
<k-rad-bob> i think we need to like develop a bit further as persons <Prae_> just as i thought <k-rad-bob> i cant imagine what life would be like with no arms at all <k-rad-bob> irc'ing with a spoon in your mouth <Prae_> LOL <k-rad-bob> no masturbating <k-rad-bob> spending life on a quest for weird chicks who'd pittyfuck you <k-rad-bob> or like team up with a legless chick <k-rad-bob> imagine the sex
<parag0n> LOL I JUST HACKED MY SCHOOL <trigg`> what exploit? <parag0n> I USED ROOTKIT <trigg`> um ok but what exploit?? and what OS do they run? <parag0n> I TOLD U ROOTKIT, AND THATS THE FUNNY PART THEIR SO LAME, THEY RUN WINDOWS98!! LOL!!! <trigg`> uh ok
<ufodude> im trying to find a good place to get linux. i tried www.astakavista.com and i just got lost there with all these files and shit
<Camo> wiz <Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by the principal in middle school? <Wizkid`> yes, my virginity
<zuez> i want to meet shawn when i go to boston <zuez> and fuck him with my shaved carrot
<zuez> today by morning, while walking with carlos, a frind of mine, i saw the prostitute that made me lose my virginity like 7 months ago, it sucked.
<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the chatserver(s) all the time.
<vortex502> 3+5 <vortex502> oops <vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open
<Godzi||a> I would suck my own dick too if I could. <Chrononaut> "you're only gay if you swallow" <Invictus[A]> you're a fag for even thinkin' about it
<no_soul> did you know the testes on blue whales weigh like 400 pounds? <no_soul> thats a hefty sack <ecoli> my god. <no_soul> just a little fun fact for you all <ecoli> them is some big nuts <ecoli> did you know that the blue whale's penis is 11 feet long? <no_soul> i bet the shoot loads like a fuckin cruise missle
<assman2> i hate getting cum on my hand <assman2> its fucking annoying <assman2> have to find something to wipe if off on <mabbz> assman shoots it all over his chest and belly and then smears it around so he can pretend he's a glazed donut <assman2> mabbz <assman2> i cant shoot that far <mabbz> oh so when you cum it just oozes out into your belly button? <hydro> jesus <assman2> i fucking hate when that happens <hydro> this is fucking disgusting <assman2> it happened to me once
<musicandi> do u know who gjmtyj is ? <riski> No. <musicandi> he is a tough female hacker who is with cyber sex.. <musicandi> if she sends u any file do not accept them
<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator <ecoli> ew. <ecoli> wait, you "caught" him? <ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store? <Aero> he doesnt answer *** Quits: calin (No route to host)
<CoN> ... next you'll tell me that you shaved your pubes under the misdirection that i care <[U|C]SKS_Lover> eh... <[U|C]SKS_Lover> hey CoN, I shave my pubic hair under the misdirection that you care. <CoN> oh thanks <[U|C]SKS_Lover> then I make socks out of it. <CoN> ... thats weird <[U|C]SKS_Lover> human-wool socks <[U|C]SKS_Lover> >:D <[U|C]SKS_Lover> wanna know how I make apple juice? *** CoN has quit IRC