::: .signoff@2.59p> Townshend (wang@cb31185-c.rmdws1.il.home.com); Geek used to be a 4-letter word; now it's a 6-figure one.
<twist> I masturbated to a dreamcast game once <twist> It was a fighting game, and 2 of the chicks had very large breasts <twist> and their breasts jiggled when they moved
<nailhead> Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are the opposeite? like "alblackos" or sumpin?
<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms. <outcaste> They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq for an hour after I'd gone
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? <Celestya> i dont think so <Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
<k-rad-bob> i made an avi of me jacking off <k-rad-bob> then i jacked off while watching it * linKnee is afk: PUKING
<occifer> my penis was fat <occifer> not to long ago <occifer> so i employed a well known chineese remedy <occifer> you simple tug and pull at it for a couple of minutes
<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much mexican food
<Rapture> i need to hit someone <Rapture> a guy from work just came online <Rapture> can we smurf him
<Camo> tress, how do I make a program that makes the cd spin really fast and does't stop and if you open the cdrom drive, the cd flies out and cuts your throat?
<Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign. <MightyQuinn> you mean change the background to a different gaudy stripe pattern?
<Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods. Fewer chunky Star Trek fanboys in bad latex following me around and asking me to dinner, at least. THe joy of sexual alienation...
<WCMaxi> in Austraila you are only gay if you receive so it is possible to make people gay!
<stc> all us asians look alike <stc> so getting in with older brother id's is easy heh
<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold? <al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums
<timmo> if i were to take a stab in the dark as to what orion is pissed about <timmo> i would have to say its women troubles <orion> next time you take a stab at something, aim for your eye
<Snapperhe> what 'flavour' of linux do you use? <al-x> strawberry <al-x> WITH A HINT OF NERDNILLA
<SEoD> ooooh, my mac is gorgeous <SEoD> it's so expensive and see-thru <Xlord> sounds like some women I know
<jidan> he's so fat he prolly has to guess what fold the fucking piss is gonna spray out of
<MrWizard> do you even have one story where you dont smoke weed? <priz> hmmmm i really dont think so, heh <priz> well, actually one time catlord had to EAT a joint before we could smoke it cuz the cops were after us
(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player (Stacey```) so i can kick their ass
(BudhaM0nk) i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and increase my brain capacity
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/? 155D256CD= (`Thunder) whoa (`Thunder) they released my life (`Thunder) how did they tape all that?! (madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!! (runner-) either way its gonna be boring
<Xerox> STOP CONTROLLING MY MIND! <DigiGnome> If I did that, you'd fall into a lifelss heap by your computer, and only be found days later when the neighbours get suspicious about the change of smell coming from your room.
<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. <DigiGnome> I need my socks.
<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up <vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part <vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption <goatb0y> well that fucking settles it <goatb0y> any collared greens by chance? <vermifuge> dude there could be
<bigPIMP> are you a virgin? <kink> yes <kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong
<JD> AFAIK, Anubis is the only Egyptian god who is often drawn with an erect penis. <JD> Really! DigiGnðme> I thought they all were. DigiGnðme> Oh no, that's the Kama Sutra.
<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged. Mr Brown> ill kill you <JD> No, I like the way I say it better
Mr Brown> ill snip ur ass <JD> I'll carry that flag so good, you won't know what hit ya <JD> Wait, that didn't sound very threatening...
(tinkrbell) my dog humps my other guy dog.. instead of my girl dog.. at least he's comfortable with himself and realized it at an early age
IoStream 14: LOL IoStream 14: radio IoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and she said i'm saving it for when i get married"
n e r d b 5: umm. n e r d b 5: geforce n e r d b 5: i dont like em n e r d b 5: i like nvidia n e r d b 5: 32mb n e r d b 5: they rocks e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce
<Inoshiro> Wth <Inoshiro> "Don't iron, don't put in a triangle, don't put in an oval" <harb> Er? <Inoshiro> Is there a translation table for the washing tag on clothing?
<harb> Shee.. I search for "linux unix bsd" on dice.com and it returns ONE job that's a sendmail admin. wtf. <acestus> What a sick job. <acestus> "What do you think you can bring to our company as the sendmail admin?" <acestus> "qmail."