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#1833 [ + | - ] 646
<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my
pass
<fileface> any opers alive?
<cd> me
<cd> type: /quit i am gay
<fileface> Y?
<cd> cos it will fix your password
<cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'
»»  quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit:
i am gay «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.04)
#1832 [ + | - ] 73
<`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this
girl my age named julie
<`michael> and we had this room in the basement
<`michael> and we went in there and she licked my penis
#1831 [ + | - ] 327
<ikkenai> ie6 update.nfo
<ikkenai> New Features Found in Micrsoft Internet Explorer
6.0:
<ikkenai> - A bunch of useless shit
#1830 [ + | - ] 122
<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more
<Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto
<Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there
#1829 [ + | - ] 92
<kisama> fuck english too
<kisama> the lesbian has us playing "mythology bingo"
<kisama> what the fuck is "mythology bingo"
<kisama> and those stuck upppppp ass bitches
<kisama> were getting into it
<kisama> "DAVID AND GOLIATH WERE COOL!"
<kisama> "OH YEAH, CUPID AND PSYCHE LOOK SOOOOOOOOO CUTE IN
THE BOOK!"
<kisama> "LIKE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS REALLY COOL STORY ABOUT
PROMETHEUS! HE GAVE US FIRE, WHAT A SWEET GUY!"
#1828 [ + | - ] 457
[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating
smell kind of funny.
[22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?
[22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.
#1827 [ + | - ] 500
(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan
(d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@
#1826 [ + | - ] 392
(Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work
(Stacey```) or teach me how to hack and find out
#1825 [ + | - ] 2825
<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come
out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge
#1824 [ + | - ] 279
[21:51] <Hatta> yee must be like FNTC, wants them fresh outa
the womb!
[21:51] <Uber`> too old for kuro
[21:51] <Nakago> >_<
[21:51] <britenite> what? kuro wants 'em in the womb?
[21:51] <Nakago> ack
[21:51] <Hatta> hmm.
[21:51] <Hatta> how would that work.
[21:51] <Nakago> don't ask
[21:52] <kisama> 2 for the price of 1
#1821 [ + | - ] 644
<kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately
<kisama_> that when i close my eyes
<kisama_> i see quad damage
<D1> I see naked men.
#1820 [ + | - ] 504
<LeoGeo2> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML
#1819 [ + | - ] 902
<Sharkey> The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards.
#1813 [ + | - ] 527
<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd
<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.
#1812 [ + | - ] 307
<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're fucked people.
<doobedoobedoo> The language is really fucked up, it's like
gaelic, only more fucked up.
<Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots.
<doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there?  I thought they
just spoke english really really poorly.
#1809 [ + | - ] 188
<DMC[ijcd]> I cut holes in my pockets to masturbate in public
#1808 [ + | - ] 1066
<JDigital> Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick
that big
#1807 [ + | - ] 710
<Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army
!
<JDigital> ...
<JDigital> No he wasn't, Fry. You lied to impress us.
<Fry> Bah...I am ashamed...How did you catch me ?
<JDigital> You misspelt Commanche.
#1805 [ + | - ] 801
(treaz0n4) msn sent me a 4 page report on how to report
spammers
#1800 [ + | - ] 991
<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything.
<JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches?
<Fry> What about loss of blood ?
<Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you.
<JDigital> Or a fear of leeches.
<JDigital> Or lag.
#1794 [ + | - ] 274
<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos?
#1787 [ + | - ] 274
<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something
written in object pascal.
#1785 [ + | - ] 580
<Weazel> stupid cops
<Weazel> always giving me shit
<Weazel> SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX
#1784 [ + | - ] 521
<D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem
he has, so he tries to be a bigshot and says, "YEAH, I HAVE AN
INDUSTRY STANDARD ARCHITECHTURE MODEM, I THINK IT'S PCI."
#1783 [ + | - ] 117
<Acero> ok, someone tell me which line of this spam doesnt
belong
<Acero> steven, have you entered our daily drawing at
Bigprizes.com yet? You could win $25.00! Buy a
<Acero> punk rock CD and stick it to The Man!!
<Acero> steven, Get Approved for an Unsecured Gold Credit Card
Instantly Online! Click here and get 500
<Acero> Bigprizes points!
#1782 [ + | - ] 1186
<bludstone> so like, with anime now
<bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it..
it spreads
<bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of
timezone changes ermshtn
<SiamShade> haw
<SiamShade> l33t
<bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid.
<SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from
<SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then
"i need to get laid."
<SiamShade> oh wait
<SiamShade> that makes perfect sense
#1781 [ + | - ] 96
<Thraddash> How many people are buying a PS2 on Oct 26th?
<wild-> 500,000
#1778 [ + | - ] -706
<wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of
jesus?
<wild> it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus
#1776 [ + | - ] 492
<cait-sith> being in love
<R0y> i wish
<R0y> it's all just confusing emotion
<R0y> one minute you think you love her, the next minute
you're on yahoo masturbating with girls in the united states
#1775 [ + | - ] 972
<wild> i just asked a girl out
<wild> been 6 minutes no reply :|
<wild> maybe icq wasn't the way to go
#1774 [ + | - ] 1809
<WabbyTwax> MOVIE TRIVIA TIME You have to beat EtherMan's high
score of 720
<WabbyTwax> Question #59: for  60  points . . . .
<WabbyTwax> What special skill did the cricket possess in the
movie "Mulan"?
<Evil_God> talking
<EtherMan> speech
<D-viant> singing
<Evil_God> ninjitsu
<EtherMan> swordsmanship
<D-viant> violin
<EtherMan> flight
<D-viant> fighting
<EtherMan> homosexuality
<D-viant> japanese fighting cricket
<Evil_God> big slapping testicles
<WabbyTwax> Sorry, your time is up! You had 30 seconds to
answer.
<D-viant> expanding rectum
<Evil_God> opium addiction
#1773 [ + | - ] 84
<Jingoro`> teen pregnency is funny
<rouge> yeah, cos those bitches are stupid.
<Jingoro`> yeah
<Jingoro`> they're like "boohoob boohoo my stupid boyfriend
split after I had the baby"
<rouge> hjaw
<rouge> i wouldn't bareskin most chicks anyway.
<rouge> god knows where they've been.
<scar|home> you mean, "I woulnd't bareskin chicks even if I
could, anyway"
<scar|home> hjaw @ rogue
<rouge> i said what i meant and i meant what i said.
#1772 [ + | - ] 196
<blazemore> i like MSIE Champion Edition
#1771 [ + | - ] 96
<cooey> i jerked off at work in the sink in the bathroom
yesterday
<cooey> everytime someone came in to pay for gas, id run out
of the bathroom with this huge buldge in the miiddle of my
pants
<cooey> it owned
#1770 [ + | - ] 401
<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single?
<Weeve> what's it called?
#1766 [ + | - ] 244
<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :)
<EtherMan> BlackDeth: that explains it: your calculator is
obviously high
#1765 [ + | - ] 262
<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low
<skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was
shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion
#1764 [ + | - ] 864
<Morris> what a dick
<iln> are you looking at gay porn again?
#1763 [ + | - ] 604
<Jingoro`> ash has a personality disorder
*** Jingoro` was kicked by Ash (Shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK
UP I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*yay@*.mw.mediaone.net
#1762 [ + | - ] 415
<sabrewulf> I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that
come once in a lifetime.
#1761 [ + | - ] 506
<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits
from return of the jedu
<MadHatter> jedi
<MadHatter> and ride mine through the woods, weaving through
trees
<enex> and look like a complete tool
#1760 [ + | - ] 163
*** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
*** Joins: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> wtf
<MadHatter> who kicked me
<Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked
<MadHatter> I just want to know
<scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> yeah ok
<Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked?
<Lepper> err, who kicks you
<MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here
<MadHatter> leave me alone
#1758 [ + | - ] 182
<< Now chatting in #finalfight
>>Quit! imaginari " Leaving "
>>Quit! MightyQuinn " Ping timeout "
>>Quit! Thom " Ping timeout "
[Nyphur] ARGH! I'm killing people by being here!
#1753 [ + | - ] 3264
<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS.
HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.
#1750 [ + | - ] 864
~ Deft I suck cock! msg me for price list
(Deft) uhm ignore that
#1749 [ + | - ] 360
<timmo> what music should i download tonight
<timmo> oh shit
<timmo> i think im missing the carebears;[
<c-rOCK> CAREBEARS IS STILL ON?
<c-rOCK> NO WAY WHAT CHAN
<timmo> toon disney
<c-rOCK> dude I loved that show
#1745 [ + | - ] 434
(nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time?
(poopfart) yes
(poopfart) i can
(poopfart) their called accidents
#1741 [ + | - ] 1069
<Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA
<Zaratustra> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
<MightyQuinn> hmmm. more ammo for ultra conservative
christians to use against video gomes... "Pacman promotes
satanism"
<Zaratustra> Pacman promotes consumption of undead.
#1739 [ + | - ] 400
<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod
techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max
Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune,
and the story and intrigue of Half-Life.  I'll call it "Can't
Fuck With This".
#1735 [ + | - ] 376
(Dark_Fear) women and malls gotogether like warez and t3
connectiosn :)