hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours
straight and still not get bored..
<gloone> without jax0ring or anything..
<gloone> there's something wrong with me :|

<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want
<Wolf4dk> For a buck?
<Wolf4dk> That's all I got
<FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more
<Wolf4dk> what does he want for it?
<OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks!
<FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500
canadian
<OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much

<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready:
<berzerk0r> You're a cunt.
<merkaba> thats pretty good berz
<berzerk0r> i like it
<MadHatter> it doesn't even rhyme

<orion> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT
<orion> I PUT A TURBAN ON, SOME JEWELS, AND DANCED TO HATTEN
AR DIN
<orion> back to starcraft editing

<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<tia> hehe
<hye> the trinity

<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<akiron> speak for youself ;)

<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet...
vast information and opportunities at my disposal..."
<ckx> and then just sit at the search engine
<ckx> :/

<steve|zzz> i had this dream
<steve|zzz> i was beating off
<steve|zzz> and my penis was circumsised
<steve|zzz> and it was so big i could use 2 hands
<steve|zzz> best dream i ever had

<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn
song
<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the
donkey kong theme song is better

<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy
<regulatin> thats disgusting
<regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass

<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy?

<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage
never shows 0.0%.

<iRalph> i'm not a cunt
<iRalph> although...
<iRalph> you are what you eat

<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what  must I do to became a
programmer?

<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end,
you panic

<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit
sending old people

<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?

<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to
fake an entire relationship

<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me
<CaptCavmn> no, just the genitals

<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper
sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore.

<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal?

<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best
mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me
quite a lot..
<Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not
grammar

<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable?

<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence?

<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??"

<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it
back.

<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers
<althea> fucked up i mean

<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways
<NixsGirl> what the right way to say it?
<MattsGirl> Bee-at-ch

<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet
<Screwy> and lost 30 days

<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/

<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight
<Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is
a 56k once every month?

<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age

<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they
still be cousins?

<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line?

<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass
<Fade_> err your ass

<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the
neighborhood bandwidth

<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person

<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper

* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend

<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell
me how to use a washing machine?

<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and
commodore64?

<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib
dab
<Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths.

<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all
day ircing... i should sue Khaled

<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will
follow you home for free

<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it
but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then
theyre dead

<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048
<toot> 1K = 1024

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<blahblahb> !list
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<DAL9000> it was a driveby !list'ing

<Essex> philly close to chicago?
<saotome> Starting From: Arriving At: Distance: Approximate
Travel Time:
<saotome> Chicago, IL
<saotome> Philadelphia, PA
<saotome> 758.1 miles 13 hours 51 mins

<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and
drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again

<erhan> how are you yourself?
<mcarp> erhan: other than being pussyless, dumb, tired, broke
and addicted to nicotine....im FINE