<mxman> i think some people have non sensitive cocks <spazzer> shit <spazzer> you know its bad when your hand goes numb while you're pouding it
<SementE> anyone here have a commercial pilot license? <blazemore> semente: do you have any idea how many fbi "carnivore" systems you just set off <SementE> blazemore: oh.. I forgot to add airline
<Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn <duckman> so he sent you here? <Richie> revenge is strange sometimes <Joshua> well... i guess we know what we have to do... * Joshua takes off his pants
<natescape> There's a new soft drink that contains Viagra instead of caffeine, it's called Mount-n-Do.
<Evil_Rob> JLsoft: Not like I'm going to wander the streets, jerking off homeless people.
*** devolve (corruptor@203-96-106-108.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined <devolve> what is the name of the sexual activity where you put a tube up each others ass and pass shit between it <aNuBiS-> devolve: Looking for something to do on a Saturday night in New Zealand?
<aNuBiS-> spic and i went and bought 30 shovels, no background check, fucked some niggers up.
<Survivor> heh , metallica really sux <Waldo> yeah, they're a shitty mix of country and rock <Survivor> they was a good band before 90`s <Waldo> was they?!?! * Waldo pokes survivor in the eye
<Waldo> tool, are you retarded or just an idiot? i need to know if i should just hate you or pity you as well. <Tool> i think you should hate me <Waldo> that's a given <Waldo> i need to know if i should pity you as well.
<_ry0suke_> My dad has no nuts <Deathwinter> Really? <_ry0suke_> OOPS, I meant my cat
<atomic__> i wish i had a .no hostname so i could act stupid and no one would ever question why i acted the way i did
<dot> i make that typo irl too <dot> wait... it's not a "typo" then... * dot gets confused about real life <dot> real life... has no keyboards... * dot tries to remember this
<dot> one sex <dot> eek <dot> sec <dot> damn that typo <Alexander> sure <Waldo> paging doctor freud... <Waldo> paging doctor freud...
<Chaderz> Damnit man, get MSN! <Dog_Welder> Unlike most, I find that Bill's dick chafes my ass
(Sarojin) Haha nice, I got referred to the Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership by askjeeves.com, and the banner on the top said across it "WHY PAY RETAIL!?"
<jip_> anyone know offhand how to make comments in lisp? <Jumper> people still use lisp ? <Liqd_Work> people started using lisp? <MediArc> people can program? <Jumper> ..people ? <MediArc> ?? <drlion> there was light?
<nappyjallapy> dude nobody knows <nappyjallapy> but these fucking japs own ameritech <nappyjallapy> everyone thinks it's AMERItech <nappyjallapy> but it's JAPAfuckingtech <nappyjallapy> fuck them
<bits> about 7-8mil live in sydney <bits> well not "sydney city" but live in sydney and its surrounding suburbs <Joshua> nice <Joshua> oh wait, you guys are on the metric system <bits> yep <Joshua> that's only like 3.5 million people in our system <bits> lol
<myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we hear... i probally just ignored it <Joshua> ah damn, i'm sorry about that <myst> ah teens and guns. yes i have read a few stories on that topic. <Joshua> as an american, i'm going to have to appologys <Joshua> *appologies? <Joshua> soemthing like that <Joshua> fuck it <Joshua> i'm an american <Joshua> i don't have to spell
<myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too <myst> skiing easier <Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it. <Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom came home and yelled at him. <myst> lol! ah parents
<myst> nah, snow is cool. <Joshua> if you're a bear. <myst> skiing, snowboarding, etc. <myst> just have to dress for it <Joshua> that's how i broke my arm for the first time <Joshua> snowboarding <myst> oh ouch <Joshua> or rather, falling down a hill because you SUCK at snowboarding
<myst> so what about you? anything interesting? <Joshua> i'm writting a book and i just left a naked lady in her bed seconds before her roommates came home. <Joshua> it was like *pulls on pants* *roommates walk in* <myst> what's your book about? <Joshua> lol! <Joshua> yup, you're a chick <myst> lol <myst> rofl
<drlion> linux hacker 1: i'm bored. linux hacker 2: let's re-write the whole kernel! linux hacker 1: ok. *hackety-hack* linux hacker 1: wow, it's 0.00001% faster and takes up 1kb less space! linux hacker 2: w00t.
<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on
<Spin0ut> ok, going to try the bed thing again <aNuBiS-> Spin0ut: Fucking your pillow till you bleed?
<friedegg> _.---._ /\ <friedegg> ./' "--`// <friedegg> ./ o <friedegg> ././ )______ __ <friedegg> ./ / / | | 7 <friedegg> " " " " <friedegg> _.---._ /\ <friedegg> ./' "--`// <friedegg> ./ o <friedegg> ././ )______ __ <friedegg> ./ / / | | 7 <friedegg> " " " " <b|ubeard> eek <friedegg> shhh <friedegg> i'm observing wildlife
<sQuEeDeN> so much homework <Joshua> shoot yourself in the shoulder and tell them you had to go FIGHT THE WAR ON TERRORISM! instead of doing useless homework <shift> ass
<berly> *puh* You can call me anything you want! <Joshua> aww... i'll try not to abuse that, sex-kitten <Joshua> i like that sentence better without punctuation...
<JMPZ> Either you are too horny for you're own good, or I am... <Joshua> i don't know what that means... <Joshua> 'too horny'? <Joshua> usually once you get too horny the problem solves itself
<Orange1> why won't openbsd recognize my usb floppy drive? <Orange1> it starts booting, but then can't find itself
<shaun|WRK> bah...porno's get borring after like 5 min <|D-ToX|> all u just told me was u Blow yer load in 5 mins
(Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an erection, will he give me Viagra? (Brodie) I need viagra for my paln (Samadhi) He may check you though (Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the truth (Brodie) Sweet (Brodie) This is win win
<putnam> this chinese kid said something so damn funny today on the phone <putnam> let me give you the exact quote that he said, i will make sure not to make any typos. just picture hearing a chinese thug say this <putnam> i said "man i'm gonna kick your ass" and he responds with: <putnam> oh fuck nah...i'm gonna get some brick, and throw it across your window. i'm gonna throw it across your window and burn your bushes.
<Maxstah> GOD what i'd do for gwen (stefani) to just kiss the tip of my cock <Javi> you'd blow me? <Maxstah> javi i'd swallow <Maxstah> i'm comfortable with my hentrosexuality <Maxstah> long as i have a coke to chase it down with
<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective birth control
<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of olives. So what the fuck is baby oil made out of?
<snag> <@Mir> I wonder what it would be like to fuck in space... in 0-gee <snag> you need to fuck first <snag> then you can be picky