<spazzer> i've found out that the longer the muffler body is, the quieter the exhaust is <spicrx7> duh spazz <spicrx7> that's like saying... <spicrx7> i've found out that the fatter the girl is, the more she sweats" <TheDrip> the bigger my dick is, the more spic will scream when I stick it up the ass <TheDrip> up his ass rather
<skmt> DigDug, if you install a beaded seat cover, the value of your car will skyrocket <SD_Washu> nah <SD_Washu> all you have to do <SD_Washu> is keep a big ol brick of heroin in the trunk
<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router! <Acero> what do i do now <Acero> this piece of crap wont fix <Acero> i hate fucking networking <SD_Washu> rtfm? <Acero> i did <Acero> i read it like 3 times <Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section <Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers <Acero> "router settings for couriers"
*** Now talking in #coffee <DigDug> COFFEEEEEEEE <DigDug> YAYAYAYYAYA <DigDug> CAFFEINE <DigDug> WOOT!!!!!! <DigDug> LELELELELELEEELELEE <DigDug> ^_^
<Road> { private: long member; }
<Road> but for me, that would be a long long
<DAL9000> Road: you'd have to cast it to a char though.
<Road> DAL9000: Hmm, that would cause an overflow
<DAL9000> hah.
<DAL9000> no big deal, i hear you always prematurely core dump
anyway
<Road> hahah, ouch
<DAL9000> I COUNTER YOUR GEEK COUNTER WITH AN EVEN GEEKIER
COUNTER.
<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee <Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great! Growing so fast! <spd-dmn> aw <spd-dmn> got any pics? <spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet? <KK-> lol <spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos? <spd-dmn> ahaha <spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy <spazzer> you mean they DON'T? <spazzer> they come out with arms and legs? <spazzer> shit <spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women
<Blaz_> zwhats the old bitches name on spin city <Blaz_> heather locklear <Blaz_> shes gota be 40 something <WS666> Heather is something like 40 but I'd drag my balls across a mile of broken glass to do her
<@Epyon[UOPG]> Giren's Greed is being remade on PS2 * @Epyon[UOPG] faints *** Joins: Buster <Nomadic_Dragon> What was it for originally? <Buster> self-arousal <Buster> im pretty sure.
<FE2work> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/DailyNews/ video_game_vibrations020201.html <blazemore> good thing i always turn vibration off ^_^ <mightyflo> smart money says the kid that got it got it from one of those 3rd party "RIP YOUR FUCKING ARM OFF XTREME SHOCK" controllers <blazemore> "WARNING: DO NOT GET ALLOW YOUR CHARACTER TO GET HIT WHILE USING THIS CONTROLLER OR YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB."
<FallLine> heh wtf <FallLine> some people are stupid <FallLine> i asked this guy to send me a log file from my software... <FallLine> either cut and paste the last 100 or so lines into the email or attach the entire log <FallLine> so he prints the entire thing out <FallLine> scans it in <FallLine> and then attaches the images INSIDE a word document <FallLine> and only the first 100 lines <FallLine> hehe
<epmo> now can u please unban me so i can ask a real question? :) <DAL9000> To remove your ban, please submit the request for ban removal form(FRM-4391B-R5) with all neccessary materials, including passport photograph and notorized statement of intent to abide by rules, and your ban will be reviewed for removal within 4 to 8 business days. In the meantime all inquiries may be directed to www.google.com.
[|crazy|] channel is +s [sk8-girl] whats +s? <thc\ip> cant tell u <thc\ip> its a secret [sk8-girl] oh.. ok =\
<poste> hey, i am going to yell at this guy tomorrow at work <poste> he is middle eastern...what should i call him? <aNuBiS-> habib <DMC[jise]> call him hairy dirty dirty brown man of death building airplane sex
<acetonic> are you a total dipshit? <O-Dogg> fuck you <acetonic> answer = "yes I am" <O-Dogg> fuck you
<StoneDog> The mental image that went with getting head from a severed head? <StoneDog> Didn't bug me.
<HotStuff> FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEX HAVING WAYS! <Genepoolshark> Wug is, Roger! <HotStuff> FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKERS! <Bullywug> Hey! <Genepoolshark> You and Wug are both virgins! <Genepoolshark> So, you can get together and fix it. :)
(Segment7) You cant buy happiness. (Segment7) but you can lease it for $10,000/month
<Object> ric and JibberJim, cna you guys take your little gay fantasies elsewhere? <ric> hey, my gay fantasies are not "little"...
<nakke> I should edit my Notes views so I can mark emails from my colleagues as "sux"
(^NaKeD^) snowburnt....my bf is a million times stronger than me (snowburnt) Naked: but smell isnt everything though :/
<JibberJim> Your bios doesn't like your 5 1/4" drive roded? <roded> vmware doesn't actaully <Jumper_> yeah, downgrade to the 8" again * Jumper_ had a dual 8" drive - rocked <JibberJim> 8" is a downgrade? - man you must be liked by the ladies.
<ChAoS_zZz> FTP UP @ XX.XX.XX.XX port XXXX xxxx/xxxx 60k Cap If u dont get in its full. Hammer me and Ill fuckin Whack ya. Dont try and leech the whole site. Ill rape your mom, then your sister. WIth your mom's torn off arm. Think thats harsh? U should see some of the assholes logging on.
<ZeroZerv> I need condoms, but I dont want to go to a store to pick some up <ZeroZerv> i'm timid <aNuBiS-> ZeroZerv: timidly pull out <Dildosaur> ZeroZerv: get some JB Weld, about a 1/4" ball, and shove it down your penile hole, wait for 3 hours <ZeroZerv> wtf is that <Dildosaur> that should do <ZeroZerv> does that work?
<Evasion> they say astroglide doesn't get sticky for hours, thats bs, it gets sticky in 5-10 minutes <aNuBiS-> Evasion: you arent supposed to mix it with feces
<cynica_l> i hate babies <Gollum`> i hate people <cynica_l> i hate you <profett> i have 3 guns <profett> we can solve some problems
<DrWoody> lol wtf... I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On A Date] from MOM"
<HondaRace> ask shok and how much I charged him for his clutch <HondaRace> ;) <Shok> no <Shok> i'm embarassed <poste> how much? <HondaRace> he sucked my dick <Shok> i felt used and dirty after <spicrx7> HR, he sucked mine for a stick of gum the other day <spicrx7> you got ripped off
<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy <c-rOCK> wheres the febreze <Goemon> Hmm...Did you put it on vibrate?
(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass (kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me farting in your direction.
BogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed BogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH BogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes
<Ophidian> why does being a programmer mean 13 hours a day and no social life? i dont understand
*** rmah (rmah@24-168-58-10.nyc.rr.com) has joined #javascript <rmah> greetings fellow humans <JibberJim> Isn't that an unwarranted assumption rmah? <rmah> no assumptions...I do not greet non-humans <JibberJim> fair point.
* yossarian doesn't have a middle name <yossarian> i was going to press charges against my folks for circumcising me anyway, i might as well throw in "lack of names"
<Tisha> dialup boy! <supreemball> at least i dont have problems :) *** supreemball has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by peer)
<Sh-arpe> YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PPL ON TE WHOLE IRC !i don't know if i wrote without mistakes and i don't care at all !
<LIMPBZKIT> i dont know whats wrong with me i had sex <JerkItgrl> HAHA <JerkItgrl> with what?
<NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet <NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick pictures
* WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the room <WestBeach> oops <WestBeach> i meant to type... <WestBeach> uhhh <WestBeach> airplane
<phish> wow, I read this in a slashdot post "Stop slouching! It's two O'clock in the afternoon, PUT PANTS ON!" and immediately thought...damn, he's right <phish> ...now I just need to find my pants
<[prefix]> hahahah <[prefix]> I just read the funniest shit <[prefix]> this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for the ISP to his phone # <[prefix]> when the person dialed it up he had their name on the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and kicked their ass