<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue.
<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked <Synoptica> whats that? * Dark_un produces a piece of shit with a particularly suspicious looking hole
<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails <drlion> like foxes <[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy" <[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :)
<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me <djglitch> she is sexy <tyne> lol <tyne> u got her number <tyne> "0"
<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade <Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade
<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo? <Joshua> things are just things <Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass <Joshua> tire <Joshua> *tired <Alamias> Cool.. I always hated midterms <Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady?
<Joshua> how's the recording going? <Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late... <Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building <Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger? <Lexx> they were both stillborn <Lexx> as were their parents <Alamias> Sounds like my sex life <Joshua> wow...
<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code?
<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3 <j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals.
<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.
<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to women with beards.
<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you!
* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv <SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip. <DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room
<DAEMON> marked by circumcision <DAEMON> hm, that sounds like a Steven Segal movie
<scummo> I was saying "eat a dick" even then, trying to get good grades by drawing pictures of shoes <scummo> a tradition I keep up even today <scummo> the 4.0 on the 15-page paper about the importance of midgets and dwarfs in film has to be my crown jewel
[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF [11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix <mightyflo> that was quick.
<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids <therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen <therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks
<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was pothead. <ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had no idea what an actual "pothead" was <ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!" and I had no clue what they were talking about
[OutLore ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy.... [madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P [OutLore ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second.. :) [madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds [OpsuPup ] but you're l33t woota [OpsuPup ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with you? [madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this good
<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad? <suds> i dunno <suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail *** suds has some standards <suds> noone under 18 <suds> now that i'm 22 <Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards. <Ouroboros> A left one and a right one.
*** Now talking in #sandstorm *** Topic is 'http://media.sub-sonix.net:8008 all sandstorm, all the time... for 60 days until the RIAA starts charging'
<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken? <Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung. <Scofco> ... <Scofco> what's mung? <Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think. <Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks <Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.
<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us <blazemore> and asking which bands we like <blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them <blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses" <blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!" <ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them <ScumDog> as a universal message of love <ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls <@Vashie> my nutsack is as safe as fort nox <@EvilSxxd> checked and handled by 1000s of sweaty soldiers a day?
(seiki) &google inflatable+goat (fnet) Google (inflatable+goat): http:// www.vacationbibleschool.com/v_newfeatures.html
<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me... <Nyphur> ... o_0
<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words <sTek> even worse than "im pregnant"
<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.. <+Christin1> how do i do that
*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer) *** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax <Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable
<maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants <D1> need some backup? <D1> I mean... <D1> ok, that was really gay. <maff> I don't get down like that d1 <D1> I apologize. <Guilty> Why dont you just join the cast of Oz and get it over with D1
<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?'
<Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a steady supply of sex <Scofco> sex-drives that high should be bottled and sold on store shelves
<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm <illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal <illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"
<cornbeef> 8? i didnt even know what a vagina was at 8 <Scofco> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants
<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you? <phubuh> 13 <Scofco> I wish I was 13 again, then I wouldn't have AIDS
<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress?? <gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1 <O_6> what language are you speaking? <gg0dd> c++ <matts> hahaha
<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina <blazemore> wtf are you gonna do with a blueprint <blazemore> construct your own vagina? <djLiKu> yes <djLiKu> it's like ocean's 11 <djLiKu> i'm gonna plan out first with a demo
<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I went to bed
* FlipTopBx crosses his fingers <FlipTopBx> pleeeease snow. ;-) <mightyflo> people have stuff to do tomorrow. stuff they've been looking forward to for a long time. snow would be bad. <FlipTopBx> oh, that party is tomorrow, isn't it. <FlipTopBx> where's he live? <mightyflo> the land of kirk <FlipTopBx> i'll make arrangements for it not to snow in that area then
<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games <ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware <ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there
<i4get> life sucks. <Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out <i4get> X( <i4get> funny Waldo
<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at the park <BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life