<bTm> I swear to God, if you ever say that to me again, I will remove each and every one of your limbs, including your tiny penis, with a rusty spoon, shove your bleeding stumps into buckets of rock salt, then force you to eat your way out of a hole filled with your own feces and body parts. <Xeonspire> Er. All I said was, "Hi".
< Cillian> WTF is ubuntu christian edition!?!?? < Cillian> It's not like normal ubuntu is spawn of the devil <@BlackRatchet> thou shalt not kill -9?
<Ulm> Sigh. I've lost my cow. <Ulm> I think she's learned to open her gate and she's gone. <Ulm> Been looking for about 5 hours now. <dal-X> Need more cowbell.
<siddy> stupid internet <mutley> whats up with it? works fine for me :| <siddy> its slow as hell <siddy> im going to call them up and ask for it to be restarted <mutley> the internet? <siddy> yeh...
Ben174: fuckin paypal.. they need new databases or something.. seems like every other day i get an email and have to go update my account information.
<tydel> this fat chick walked up to me at the club tonight <tydel> she's like "I like vodka, buy me a drink" <tydel> I was like "I like blowjobs, buy ME a drink" <tydel> kind of a conversation ender
Metl_AtWork: "Whatever comes out of the resolution must address the root cause," Bush said Metl_AtWork: I love bush quotes. Metl_AtWork: he makes me feel smart when I read them. Metl_AtWork: hes like the John Madden of politics =D
<Kojo> Nobody wants to star in my Star Wars porn video :( <Kojo> The truth behind the scenes: <Kojo> "Han Shot First"
<iMP> my friend just told me a horrible story <iMP> so, he came to a shop on his bike and left it at the entrance <iMP> he was inside the shop only for about 5 minutes <iMP> when he came out, the bike was still there, but obviously something was wrong <iMP> taking a close look, he noticed the absense of pedals. <iMP> the country where people steal things they don't need at all just out of boredom has no future :(
<jesusghet> ok IE sucks <jesusghet> it doesnt support google calendar <shaan> it does support spyware though
<VsX> i had a great idea for a t-shirt, but part of it is trademarked <VsX> the front will say "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil...." <VsX> and the back will say "but touch and taste it ALL YOU WANT"
<Blarrrg> so my CD drive stopped working a couple days ago <Blarrrg> i figured it must have just been the drivers <Blarrrg> i looked around but couldn't find any, so i emailed the company requesting them <Blarrrg> today i go to check my mail, and guess what i find <Blarrrg> they mailed me a CD with them
<Animule> OOkkaayy...... <Animule> HHooww ddoo yyoouu ttuurrnn ooffff llooccaall eecchhoo iinn tthhiiss tthhiinngg??????
<TheFlibble>Windows XP doesn't like admitting it's made a mistake <TheFlibble>It doesn't give error messages it just tries to carry on regardless <TheFlibble>Its like an embarrassed old man sitting in a pool of his own piss.
Nautilus724: One time I tried to piss off the people at McDonalds by ordering the food in the little Spanish I knew. Nautilus724: I think that was the first time they didn't screw up my order.
<scalar> ok, UPS guy came, now I can shower :P <Keneto> famous phrases to remember not to take out of context?
(%neeley_09) chain letters aren't even trying anymore (%neeley_09) "You are definately going to die tonight." (%neeley_09) "So repost this before you do!"
<+Ne0v001> I was playing Halo 2 yesterday <+Ne0v001> my friend was over <+Ne0v001> and I perfectly jumped 3 obstacles <+Ne0v001> clicked on my invisibility <+Ne0v001> and slipped by all the guards <+Ne0v001> and mumbled <+Ne0v001> "I don't play this game too much" <+Ne0v001> and he was like <+Ne0v001> "Who are you trying to convince? Me or you?"
<Tyranu[work]> tried to have a customer complaint about a mouse that only worked to the sides and not up and down.... found out later that he didn't move the mouse forward/ backwards but rather lifted it up and down... a part of me died that day
(&Gsus) thanks to asian porn i know now the japanese words for "More" "oh god yes" "fuck me hard" and "get that tentacle out of my ass"
<Chalk> i got a new hard drive and i thought it was fucked cos there was a really weird noise coming from it <LocK> heh, that sucks <Chalk> then i realsied there was a crow at my windoe <Chalk> going raaaaaaaaw <Chalk> stupid crow
* %James|AFK kicks Cruise in the balls..... WAKE UP >.< <foamy> hah <bootsector> LOL <bootsector> What a nice way to wake someone up! <SilentDragz> I've woken up before with my 9 year old cousin's face about an inch away from mine <SilentDragz> wait <SilentDragz> my face, not balls <SilentDragz> that sounded so wrong <%James|AFK> lmao <foamy> freek
<LocK> I had a conversation about my penis with 2 girls yesterday <ezmac> must have been a short conversation... <ophelia> If they're pointing and laughing, it's not a conversation
mintgreenfaerie: rice or ice cream? OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: rice cream. mintgreenfaerie: hehe, sounds like something from Scooby-doo OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: no OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: that would be OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: rice ream OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: which sounds like the name for some sick asian porno.
<mETRo> you shoulda taken it back to walmart lol <mETRo> they take anything back <zx2ms> dude serisouly I was read to just throw it away and buy a new one <zx2ms> instead of go through the hassle <mETRo> you could bring in a box of used rubbers there <mETRo> and theyd be like "was there anything wrong with them? " <[xENo]> just set the kid on the counter <zx2ms> lol
<Keimu> guys <Keimu> come on lemme back in lol <Calendros> sorry <Calendros> You're still banned <Calendros> come back later * Keimu (Keimu@ZiRC-A4D4B0A.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left # AY.Radio
<tokenshi> does anyone seriously use realplayer anymore? <mef> yes <Freddie> I thought they died :o <RvLeshrac> They're doing extraordinarily well <tokenshi> i believe i still have an audio clip buffering from 1999 in realplayer
<Osiris_69> we cant be a couple because she wont agree to oral sex before mariage <Osiris_69> catholic chinese, who is the ass who converted them? im gona kill those fuckers <AntiZzZ> i dated one of em <AntiZzZ> she never gave it up in like 8 months <AntiZzZ> she was rich tho <Poppet-> damn <Poppet-> 8 months <Osiris_69> on the 9th month anti? <AntiZzZ> we broke up <_hit> she had a black baby
neeley_09: I just realized that I'm kind of a rarity on IRC... diablo: What do you mean? neeley_09: Well, I actually play aports sometimes, and I do things with people, except in real life diablo: Hey, not everyone on IRC is a geek neeley_09: What's the biggest thing you've done today? diablo: I played Oblivion for a few hours, I guess neeley_09: .... neeley_09: You can't even lie about it?
renol07: yo whats up renol07: yo what up renol07: what happen yo click wryterra: "what happen yo click"? what the hell is that? wryterra: I'm afraid I don't speak moron.
A[S]Vicious: Dude.. I fell asleep last night when I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone.. She was masturbating to my voice, and started talking about how her big vibrator was stuck, and she couldn't get it out. A[S]Vicious: And I fell asleep.. A[S]Vicious: It was awesome
<cloud1> if warez is too expensive for you, maybe the internet isnt a wise investment for you either
<Cob`Onsite> unfortunately when i leave here, i must go to a church with a 90 year old secretary <Ridgey_wtf> church? what's that? <ragtop> its similar to a mental hospital, but with less physical restraints
RonilWazlib: man that sucked RonilWazlib: if your girlfriend tells you she feels fat and hugs you for moral support, do not start jiggling her butt in an attempt to find the natural frequency of fat RonilWazlib: and if she asks, DO NOT tell her what you are doing
Jefferson: FOR SOME REASON MY PASSWORD ON HOTMAIL WON WORK Mymuffinfatty: do you have caps lock on? Jefferson: oh Jefferson: nevermind.
<Epic> how are^things? <Epic> I've been up 48 hours now ;_; <Dr_Ian> is that why you typoed the space bar as shift and 6?
<D1_> in third grade <D1_> I saw this girl have a seizure and spasm on the floor <D1_> and man did her tongue go down her throat <D1_> now that I think of it <D1_> it was kind of sexy <twin> what the FUCK
Chris: I hate the way flash slows browsers down Steve: Try java, that slows it down much better
<svinx> yknow when you go to a party, and everyones hooked up except one guy and one girl <svinx> and so they look at each other like.. do we have to? <svinx> intel & nvidia must be lookin at each other like that right now
<Swiich> remember how I went to the hospital on tuesday? <Swiich> I screwed up my liver from chugging an entire bottle of cough syrup to trip <_nosiop> without reading the label for other active ingredients or checking what they do online? <Swiich> um... <Swiich> yeah <_nosiop> 15 minutes of research could have saved you 15% liver function or more
<nilson> I have 4.5 gallons of beer <nilson> for my after prom party <Advil> that's a lot of beer <Advil> for two guys
aphextron > Friends are highly overrated. aphextron > Have you ever once masturbated with a friend? aphextron > I should hope not, unless it s a girl friend aphextron > but if that were the case you wouldn t be reading this
<postlogic> You should -never- go back and look at spur-of-the-moment written code. <postlogic> It's like watching yourself throw up in replay.
<Falc0> i am gonna start a new bussiness, <Falc0> skydiving for pedophiles <Falc0> make em pay in advance cash only
<kan> the nigerian government has orderd 1,000,000 of those "100 dollar laptops" for its people. <kan> just what we need more nigerians sending email.