<|argh|> I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly.
<MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman, take it easy at first, get comfortable, then rag the arse off her until she dies, then trade her in for a new model
<CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple minutes <vermifuge> you sleep 12 hours everyday ? <CoMBo> yeah give or take an hour <vermifuge> i hope thats fucking canadian hours <CoMBo> main reason why i didn't do good in my grade 13 <CoMBo> i think thats why i look so young, and skinny <CoMBo> cuz i get so much rest <|]resta> or it could be the HIV
[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
* icenine --train & <j0ker> luck with your new job <j0ker> :) <icenine> not going to my job <icenine> i'm going to go punch a recruiter in the face <icenine> but close enough
<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs.
*** Joins: meganpreg (patricia25@modemcable172.78-202-24.cap.mc.videotron.ca) <meganpreg> hi all <Ghaleon> hello <geoffh> meganpreg on #chatzone #chat #netsex #mindspring # CheeseBurger #gameart #gamedev #FSEntertainment #india +# pakistan #xxx <geoffh> hungry bored pregnant looking-for-sex-chat muslim woman (?) looking to develop interactive media in southern asia while troubleshooting problems with her ISP <MachinShi> lol
<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if nothing else <djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho <gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom <djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm)
<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women <Spooky> shitty <Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low
<Spooky> HOLY FUCK <Spooky> Send her my way when your done <Anton> will do <Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that <Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed
<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD <Blackdog> nah im weird, dont go for porn <Blackdog> hands on only, me <Yakface> me niether, except for the really hard euro stuff
<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads <eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want <slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want
<illz> i just got a text message on my phone <illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.."
<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes <lerk> especially doggie style <fate-> slap em and ride the waves
<Lord-Data> god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words
<Njits> phuk, I just realized I slept thru a dentists appointment :( <automat0n> were you in the dentist's chair?
<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the picture of my cock
*** Moses is now known as Cain <Cain> oh no I killed my bro <KeeperS> ... <KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible * KeeperS is moved to tears
<zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P <Toen> yeah right. <Toen> "she let me see her bra once" <Toen> "...one of the ones in her dresser anyway" <Toen> "it was unhooked! eheh! heh!"
<[ric]> fucking dicks <[ric]> we have a huge flat screen LCD display in out presentation room <[ric]> it's worth about £10,000 <[ric]> and now it has "It is safe to switch off your computer" burn into the screen <roded> hehe <nakkew> LOL <Object> hehe <nakkew> thank god it wasnt a pr0n site burnt into the screen <nakkew> wouldnt look good for customers
<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during a soccer riot? <Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance. <Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me.
<roded> i have one last thing i can try *** roded has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap <Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls. <LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage? <Mr2001> you have to put up with crap.
<theForger> it's kind of odd how a lot of planets in star trek have spaceships and transporters, and yet they still live in huts and clay houses
<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out
<cain> YOU COULD NOT GET PLAY IF YOU WALKED INTO A WHOREHOUSE WITH YOUR DICK SANDWICHED BETWEEN A AMEX AND A PLATINUM VISA
<kkenn> Traffic lights <kkenn> Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also properly timed for 70 mph.
<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you the girl i want the blowjob from
<kaleido> how hard is it to plug a fuckin modem into a router <kaleido> "well i dont know what to do, man" <kaleido> fuckin christ <kaleido> where do we find these field engineers <PunkScum> compton? <kaleido> i was thinkin guinea <kaleido> but compton might be right
<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :) <ExCon> op for 1 day :D <[SuN]> im not that soft :P <ExCon> what if i die and never come back ?;D <[SuN]> ill make a bot called ExCon and give it ops <ExCon> oh..i feel honored <ExCon> :D <[SuN]> ;)
moose> my resume is SOILD, but I can't get clueless head hunters to even fucking return a call <moose> "do you have a ccna?" <moose> BITCH HAVE YOU READ MY RESUME <moose> "we need somone who knows PGB in internet lans" <moose> sigh
<Frizz0> anyone want a compaq proliant raid server 256M hardware raid p-pro200 <Frizz0> its about to get sold for drugs <k5sss> payment in drugs, or payment in cash to buy drugs? <Frizz0> either way is fine
<Sinner_> i know someone who fucked a turkey once <gjvc> i wake up early <gjvc> check my email <Murex> i dont see how i could actually fit my average cock into a chicken <Sinner_> he was mad at his family <gjvc> and see this shit <Sinner_> and he fucked the thanksgiving turkey <lazydog> bhahah <gjvc> ahahahaha <Murex> hahhahaa <gjvc> lord
<Sinner> how do you stop a cat from trying to fuck your other cats <gjvc> get in there first
«+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten? «+ Ryutaro » I cant find anyone else thats had a dream «+ Ryutaro » I was mashed potatoes once «+ Ryutaro » I felt like little bits of me were being swallowed and stuff, it was weird «+ Ryutaro » then a week later I was jello «+ Ryutaro » but nobody ate me «+ Ryutaro » I just stood around jiggling «+ Ryutaro » this was when I did drugs, lol
<oogie> I wonder would oral sex would feel like from one of those african women with the big plate in their lower lip <oogie> you could have a little tray to rest your nuts on on her lower lip
<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling? <Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased. <The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms. <JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing
<Spooky> So I'm arguing with this guy about Starwars <Spooky> which I hate <Spooky> And he's like: " I hated episode 1 cause jar jar was stupid" <Spooky> and I said that Jar jar was about as stupid as ewoks <Spooky> and he got all idignant and said ewoks were cool <Spooky> WTF IS WRONG WITH STAR WARS FANS
<Spooky> What agitates your grotesquely large noggin? <Alexander> Human EXISTANCE <Spooky> Righto...only that? <Spooky> I accepted their powerful funk of stupid long ago...only not really. <Spooky> I can't go to a mall when it's busy or I start shaking. <Spooky> Shaking (read: Killing) <Alexander> yeah I know that shaking/maiming feeling