<neo[soul]> people cant take jokes anymore <neo[soul]> this lady at work brought her dog in <neo[soul]> and i stared at it and said "yummy" <neo[soul]> and she got scared and walked off <neo[soul]> fucking idiot
<Khamosis> Man <Khamosis> this is so awesome <Khamosis> I'm playing Nethack right after I installed my GF4
<xmt> I have a Iframe but when i write text in it, and push ENTER to get a new line it makes like two lines why ? <trimp> xmt: you're problems are severe <trimp> I think we have a level 3 drilion <xmt> trimp: ? <trimp> well lets just say that people at level 2 are in a druling in a wheelchair and their keyboard is their voice. <drlion> rofl <xmt> could u help me with the problem or ? <trimp> damnit xmt, I'm not a doctor! <xmt> ok, why didn´t u say that at once *** xmt has quit IRC
<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses. <Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working. <Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver. <Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth. <Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
<Elfin> lkmwclldsldldldldldld,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,e ,e,e,e,,,,eee,e,olwowowoowolsalslslsllslslslslslslllsllsllsllslls lsls <Elfin> That was me playing keyboard drums. <memo> Rock on. <Elfin> You know it.
<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is online without using msn or any over chat software <@goose> ? <+KawaiiUsagi> not unless you know their assigned ip addy <@goose> nope <@goose> BT change it every time you log on <@goose> can you ping the phone number ?
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<lusty_guy> any hot lady wanna role play <+ladyfingerz> okay i'll be me and you be gone
| Lavalamp is (~lava@www.childrenpalace.edu.vn]) <@madog> vietnam sucks anyway <Lavalamp> vn = vietnam? <Lavalamp> maybe that's why it's so lagged <@madog> *sigh* <@Guilty> I figured Vietnam would have a wonderful network of fiber since all the holes were already dug
<Sys> What's *really* not funny is the nasty metal-on-oh-so-sensitive-metal sound my hard drive makes when I try and access anything in the last 2 gig.... oh dear....
<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'? <Alexander> i've heard the phrase 'fat is repulsive'
<blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT live without a "ULTRA RARE FOIL CARD MTG SUPER GOLEM ORC MONSTER FLOWER" card. I don't even like MTG, and these fucks are saying that without these cards my colon will fuse shut and my eyes will melt and drain down my face.
<|argh|> I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly.
<MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman, take it easy at first, get comfortable, then rag the arse off her until she dies, then trade her in for a new model
<CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple minutes <vermifuge> you sleep 12 hours everyday ? <CoMBo> yeah give or take an hour <vermifuge> i hope thats fucking canadian hours <CoMBo> main reason why i didn't do good in my grade 13 <CoMBo> i think thats why i look so young, and skinny <CoMBo> cuz i get so much rest <|]resta> or it could be the HIV
[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
* icenine --train & <j0ker> luck with your new job <j0ker> :) <icenine> not going to my job <icenine> i'm going to go punch a recruiter in the face <icenine> but close enough
<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs.
*** Joins: meganpreg (patricia25@modemcable172.78-202-24.cap.mc.videotron.ca) <meganpreg> hi all <Ghaleon> hello <geoffh> meganpreg on #chatzone #chat #netsex #mindspring # CheeseBurger #gameart #gamedev #FSEntertainment #india +# pakistan #xxx <geoffh> hungry bored pregnant looking-for-sex-chat muslim woman (?) looking to develop interactive media in southern asia while troubleshooting problems with her ISP <MachinShi> lol
<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if nothing else <djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho <gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom <djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm)
<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women <Spooky> shitty <Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low
<Spooky> HOLY FUCK <Spooky> Send her my way when your done <Anton> will do <Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that <Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed
<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD <Blackdog> nah im weird, dont go for porn <Blackdog> hands on only, me <Yakface> me niether, except for the really hard euro stuff
<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads <eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want <slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want
<illz> i just got a text message on my phone <illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.."
<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes <lerk> especially doggie style <fate-> slap em and ride the waves
<Lord-Data> god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words
<Njits> phuk, I just realized I slept thru a dentists appointment :( <automat0n> were you in the dentist's chair?
<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the picture of my cock
*** Moses is now known as Cain <Cain> oh no I killed my bro <KeeperS> ... <KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible * KeeperS is moved to tears
<zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P <Toen> yeah right. <Toen> "she let me see her bra once" <Toen> "...one of the ones in her dresser anyway" <Toen> "it was unhooked! eheh! heh!"
<[ric]> fucking dicks <[ric]> we have a huge flat screen LCD display in out presentation room <[ric]> it's worth about £10,000 <[ric]> and now it has "It is safe to switch off your computer" burn into the screen <roded> hehe <nakkew> LOL <Object> hehe <nakkew> thank god it wasnt a pr0n site burnt into the screen <nakkew> wouldnt look good for customers
<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during a soccer riot? <Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance. <Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me.
<roded> i have one last thing i can try *** roded has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap <Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls. <LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage? <Mr2001> you have to put up with crap.
<theForger> it's kind of odd how a lot of planets in star trek have spaceships and transporters, and yet they still live in huts and clay houses
<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out
<cain> YOU COULD NOT GET PLAY IF YOU WALKED INTO A WHOREHOUSE WITH YOUR DICK SANDWICHED BETWEEN A AMEX AND A PLATINUM VISA
<kkenn> Traffic lights <kkenn> Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also properly timed for 70 mph.
<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you the girl i want the blowjob from