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#5740 [ + | - ] 1576
<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it...
<Slant> evenpar123: Losing what?
<evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games
and reality
<evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw
a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...
<evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice
graphics..."
<evenpar123> It was horrible...
<evenpar123> ugh
#5737 [ + | - ] 600
<Anton> mainly becauseone day I'll have a car and drive to
every single girl who ever said I was cute
<Anton> so be warned and prepared
<angelic> will do.
<Anton> oh and by prepared I meant naked
#5735 [ + | - ] 794
<robin24> any girls in here?
<cognac> does is really matter?
<cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and
numbers anyway
#5732 [ + | - ] 64
<TDragon`> MachinShi: COMMUNIST!
<PitDroid> we take everything you have, divide it equally
amongst ourselves, and then return to you a portion of what
you originally had
<gIbBeR> lol
<geoffh> taxes?
<PitDroid> taxes are dumb
#5731 [ + | - ] 68
<dan-zzzz> got some drab races to go to
<Lord-Data> heh. that when it rains?
#5729 [ + | - ] 1125
<Lord-Data> god damn faggot game
<Lord-Data> why the fuck would i wanna pick up a corpse when
im on 10% health, theres a minigun in front of me and im under
fire
<Lord-Data> when i push use i wanna use the god damn gun, not
fuck the damn corpse
#5727 [ + | - ] 525
<BloodAngel> I was just trying to find something in my pants
pocket- but I didn't know what.
<BloodAngel> [don't start, don't _even_ start!]
<BloodAngel> And then I realized what I was looking for...
<BloodAngel> And proved I'm dumb. :)
<BloodAngel> 'cuz I was trying to find the 2-Litre of Mountain
Dew that I set down.
#5718 [ + | - ] 343
[OutLore  ] OMFG
[Lord-Data] OutLore: OYFG!
#5715 [ + | - ] 282
* NovaScorp just taped his old 15" monitor connected to his
server sideways on a chair so he can IRC while in bed =-D
#5712 [ + | - ] 91
<+Krispy> i talk about poo a lot
<+gwenhyvar> Krispy: I had to poo really bad when the AT&T guy
was installing our phone.. and I couldn't untill he was gone
<+Straylight> why not? installing a phone in the bathroom?
#5707 [ + | - ] 258
<+Straylight> Victoria's Secret is probably that she's a man.
<+gwenhyvar> I have a secret in my pants
#5703 [ + | - ] 494
<DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting.
<Epitaph> except it's not fun.
#5701 [ + | - ] 603
<ssptg> fuck i deleted msn again
<Straylight> good
<Straylight> did you get all of it?
#5699 [ + | - ] 451
<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD
<Khross{killme}> O_O
<Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY
<Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual.
#5694 [ + | - ] 737
<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis
150% overnight? Why didn't we think of that one!"
* delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score
file.
<delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam
<Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to
mortgage your penis?
#5693 [ + | - ] 396
<uglykaka> uhhh AF is making thongs for 6-10 yr olds
<shaan> thongs?
<pagan> ya i saw that on the news, pretty funny shit eh
<_neil> jeez
<uglykaka> thats just wrong
<_neil> that's just wrong
<shaan> shake your pre puebescent groove thing
<shaan> they should market it as a "training thong"
#5691 [ + | - ] 566
<Daidoji> speaking of old nes games, I recall carrying out
clandestine operations in terms of game rentals
<Daidoji> for example, renting a copy of dragon warrior 4, and
swapping the chip with urban champion.
<Daidoji> I bet there are 5 or 6 kids who think dragon warrior
4 is the worst vs fighting game ever made
#5671 [ + | - ] 262
<KeeperS> is Jedi Knight 2 more sexy than me?
<Tsunamio> Yes
<Sivako|Morrowind> especially if you have the nude patch
#5667 [ + | - ] 79
<Hendrix> Is it a bad thing when you wank so much cum nothing
but air?
#5665 [ + | - ] 369
<Spooky> CUNT
<Spooky> Variation on the game fuck (qv), where you have to
say "cunt" and get louder and louder.
<Spooky> Use "fatty" near to fat people for a softer version
<Spooky> as it's not really offensive except to the fat
person, and fat people can't really punch you because their
fingers are like cushions.
#5661 [ + | - ] 362
<@Plaid> Somebody just came out of the bathroom across the
hall.... and this undeniable STENCH OF DEATH FOLLOWED THEM
OUT.
#5660 [ + | - ] 378
<Sys> I hate maths.  What do you reckon they'll do if I fail
it?
<0ut_Lore> you repeat it.  fail it AGAIN, and you face the
exclusion board.  guess what they do?  ;P
<Sys> Exclude you from having to do it a third time? :D
#5652 [ + | - ] 188
<JibbleWork> no amount of work would be able to get my
clenched cheeks open
#5648 [ + | - ] 392
<@Plaid> this song is much better with long hair
#5647 [ + | - ] 203
<Plaid> We got the "Share Minutes" plan. Call it family
bondage.
#5646 [ + | - ] 111
<+stray> Somehow, i cant get behind a prophet named JOE SMITH
<+krispy> hahaha
<+krispy> i can't get behind any
<+stray> the catholic church spent many years getting behind
ME (if you know what I mean *wink*)
#5643 [ + | - ] 229
<anju> hell,not only do i not have brains. . . i have EXTRA
BOOBS INSIDE MY HEAD instead
#5638 [ + | - ] 370
<Krispy> you could double specialize
<Krispy> GYN/PROCTOLOGY
<Krispy> THEN YOU COULD DO THE SHOCKER
<Krispy> AND IT WOULD BE ALL LEGAL
#5634 [ + | - ] 278
<JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than shit on the seat
<JibbleWork> holy god that came out wrong
#5626 [ + | - ] 214
*** jonathans changes topic to 'PLZ FWD ALL PACKAGES MARKED
"GAY" TO PROPER DEPARTMENTS (IN REAR)'
#5625 [ + | - ] 313
<Veen> if someone said they were 50% gay, would that probably
insinuate that they are bi?
<quatoria> It would insinuate they want you to blow them.
#5621 [ + | - ] 834
<Straylight> aw3some
<Straylight> oops
<Straylight> haha... i accidentally l33ted
#5614 [ + | - ] 396
<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert.
<Plaid> No, you freak. I puked on her.
#5611 [ + | - ] 579
<+straylight> Limp Bizket stole their music from black
people... but black people were going to throw it away anyway.
#5608 [ + | - ] 218
<deimos> too bad I didn't beat up quatoria
<deimos> I'm his puppet apparently
<deimos> since he has his hand up my ass all the time
<deimos> plz to be removing that btw
#5606 [ + | - ] 521
<synja> WOOOOOOOOOO
<matts> woooooooooo what
<synja> im celebrating in advance for when one of you guys
gives me an acct to an audio warez site that im about to ask
access for
#5604 [ + | - ] 498
<neo[soul]> people cant take jokes anymore
<neo[soul]> this lady at work brought her dog in
<neo[soul]> and i stared at it and said "yummy"
<neo[soul]> and she got scared and walked off
<neo[soul]> fucking idiot
#5603 [ + | - ] 653
<Khamosis> Man
<Khamosis> this is so awesome
<Khamosis> I'm playing Nethack right after I installed my GF4
#5599 [ + | - ] 209
<xmt> I have a Iframe but when i write text in it, and push
ENTER to get a new line it makes like two lines why ?
<trimp> xmt: you're problems are severe
<trimp> I think we have a level 3 drilion
<xmt> trimp: ?
<trimp> well lets just say that people at level 2 are in a
druling in a wheelchair and their keyboard is their voice.
<drlion> rofl
<xmt> could u help me with the problem or ?
<trimp> damnit xmt, I'm not a doctor!
<xmt> ok, why didn´t u say that at once
*** xmt has quit IRC
#5598 [ + | - ] 7200
<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't
let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was
GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to
possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I
figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate
driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
#5597 [ + | - ] 852
<Elfin>
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<Elfin> That was me playing keyboard drums.
<memo> Rock on.
<Elfin> You know it.
#5596 [ + | - ] 757
<Fugazi> Like I said before, I never repeat myself!
#5595 [ + | - ] 214
<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is
online without using msn or any over chat software
<@goose> ?
<+KawaiiUsagi> not unless you know their assigned ip addy
<@goose> nope
<@goose> BT change it every time you log on
<@goose> can you ping the phone number ?
#5592 [ + | - ] 203
<bytraper> you idiots!!!
<Synoptica> yeah i confess
#5590 [ + | - ] 590
*** Joins: lick_me_man (sss@202.146.243.202)
<@splicer|work> lick_me_man: <-- one of the lesser known
superheroes
#5588 [ + | - ] 625
<lusty_guy> any hot lady wanna role play
<+ladyfingerz> okay i'll be me and you be gone
#5586 [ + | - ] 416
| Lavalamp is (~lava@www.childrenpalace.edu.vn])
<@madog> vietnam sucks anyway
<Lavalamp> vn = vietnam?
<Lavalamp> maybe that's why it's so lagged
<@madog> *sigh*
<@Guilty> I figured Vietnam would have a wonderful network of
fiber since all the holes were already dug
#5585 [ + | - ] 241
<Sys> What's *really* not funny is the nasty
metal-on-oh-so-sensitive-metal sound my hard drive makes when
I try and access anything in the last 2 gig.... oh dear....
#5584 [ + | - ] 698
<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'?
<Alexander> i've heard the phrase 'fat is repulsive'
#5580 [ + | - ] 290
<blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT
live without a "ULTRA RARE FOIL CARD MTG SUPER GOLEM ORC
MONSTER FLOWER" card. I don't even like MTG, and these fucks
are saying that without these cards my colon will fuse shut
and my eyes will melt and drain down my face.