<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command <monami> so i record a macro, and then put a stapler on the keyboard to hold the button down <monami> and go have coffee <monami> i note that the stapler, on the whole, is a more efficient and productive employee than i am
[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now [1:02pm] weeve «~Eden@ip68-10-94-135.rn.hr.cox.net» has Quit iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx)
<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going to get a real job?"
[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin'
<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*
<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is one of them at 11."
<Ashen> fucking hell <Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut <Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant
<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman? <AaronSw> not to have sex with him?
<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat
<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can <luna> imagine it! <roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall <roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.
<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder <dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye <dj_ak> then i licked my eye <splifs> women must love you
<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee. <Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
<axel026> i need help please <^cell^> do you have an appointment? <axel026> im french <^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder
<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"
<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue
<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass <chin|werk> outlook express is a little fucking drama queen <chin|werk> "OOoOHHHH, YOU UPGRADED TO IE 6" <chin|werk> "WELL IM NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE"
<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray? <GodFu> because i like to watch
<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people
<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag <MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets
<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music
<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop <skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city
<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to constantly rely on me for emotional support <far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter
<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!" <far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it"
<redhook> <--- 22 <redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic <redhook> s/7/17/ <redhook> that looked bad
<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack
<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ... <sig11> heh? <Cheetah> bitchx <Cheetah> BitchX <Cheetah> for fucks.. <Cheetah> (from .bash_history) <Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell?
<PI^2> my first puter was c-64 <PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D <PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :) <PI^2> that game was soo weird :D <PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)
<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system <TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories <TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses
<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots? <Sprout> they are eating lunch <BadlandZ> heh.. together? <Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people?
<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales"
<Jason> What's NRE? <Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy! <Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive.
<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible <wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk
<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping <avi-> nice <cygnus> i don't have shit for food <avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos and it doesn't look tasty