<Trog> I pity the english * Yarn smacks trog <Trog> they go to all the trouble inventing all these sports.. and then they turn out to SUCK ASS at them
<dav^> uncola: man im in big fuckin trouble <dav^> uncola: help <uncola> dav^: what did you do? <dav^> i haxed my schools web page and i accidentally used my friends login/pass <dav^> and they fucking looked at the log, bastards <uncola> haha
<pms> If you spot a minority in your gated community who is not holding a leafblower or other lawn-care device, call your local police immediately.
<pms> Three Baby Boomers are still missing following Friday's collapse of a massive Jenga tower in this Atlanta suburb.
<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today <Wurzle> he said "YOU FUCKING HOMO GET AWAY FROM MY BUIDING SITE!"
<k8_fan> I have this nightmare that I die suddenly...and everyone I know starts looking through my browser cache. * Hogie-One has that same dream!
<Goldenstimme1> 46 M lonely, self-employed, employed myself earlier this evening
<PUTZINGoff> Does a kid wake up one day and say Mommy/Daddy I want to grow up to be a PROCTOLOGIST!!!!!
<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked? <jeffx> me! <dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think
<WinTek> whats a good efnet server? <Julie2> thats an oxymoron <ToidyMan> WinTek, good and efnet don't belong in the same sentence <F`Nar> they don't belong on the same internet
<_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick? <thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room <_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?
<Targaff> MUD = fighting and stuff, MUSH = sitting around getting collectively high ovr a net connection
* Racked recalls the past: my teacher said, "I have a 10-foot snake here"....to which I replied, "oh no you don't....snakes don't have feet!" * GPF recalls saying something like that to a teacher and getting detention
<Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Say My Name.mp3]-[4.34mb/4m 30s] <Dynamo> [Pet Music - 04 - Warm Hugs.mp3]-[5.23mb/5m 26s] <Dynamo> No one saw Destiny's Child, or Pet Music, aight? <Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Independent Woman Part 1.mp3]- [3.6mb/3m 44s] <Dynamo> [Pet Music - 08 - Chasing Clouds.mp3]-[4.4mb/4m 35s] <Dynamo> This PC must hate me.
Chargon[HorsebackArchery] is now known as Sir_Chargon <Eric> Horseback Archery. <Eric> D00d, drive-by shooting. It's a sign of the times. <Kataclysm> Yes, but a ride-by shooting just doesn't have the same effect as a drive-by. <Eric> Good point. ANYONE can kill a horse, but a car doesn't stagger when it's down. <Kataclysm> That, and horses don't have tinted power windows either.
<dbaker> Whoever thinks rc5-64 will be cracked in 50 years is an idiot. <dbaker> It'll be cracked before the end of 1998.
<Fiction> man, I LOVE Sigue Sigue Sputnik so MUCH!!!! <Fiction> they're almost as good as Catholic Discipline <MaCk> then why don't you marry it <Fiction> cause I want to marry you, Mack <MaCk> ewh <[enki]> I think you had that one coming, Mack. <[enki]> Besides, I told you he'd get the wrong impression if you sent him those chocolates. * Fiction makes moon eyes at mack * [enki] shakes his head. <[enki]> I knew this would happen. * Fiction writes bad poetry about his love for mack * [enki] preps the firehose. * Fiction buys a harley and a tshirt that says: "if you can read this, Mack fell off" on the back <Fiction> someday I'll buy you a cubic-zirconium ring and we can move to a trailer in Rock Springs Wyoming <Fiction> we'll be so happy! <[enki]> And you'll drive a 78 Camaro to work. <Fiction> YEAH! <Fiction> only "work" is hanging out at the local high school selling crank to teenagers <MaCk> SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <MaCk> someone is going to die <Fiction> and mack can learn how to make casseroles with potato chips in them <[enki]> And get denim fringe jackets. <Fiction> and we'll drink coors <MaCk> I hate you guys <Fiction> cheer up, I'll get some real wood panelling to put up in our trailer <Fiction> or at least I'll tell you it's real <Fiction> and we'll live on food stamps but have 300 channels of DirectTV <MaCk> I hate you all <Fiction> c'mon baby, you're hot with a capital HO! <[enki]> LOL *** MaCk has quit IRC
<Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough <bishoptl> sell some sperm. that's legal in the States, isn't it? <bishoptl> or plasma - that should free up some $$$ <SHD> he's too young for selling sperm <Tre`> I need *a bunch* <bishoptl> sell your friends' sperm <Tre`> that's just disgusting <bishoptl> how badly do you want NWN <bishoptl> I'm not saying you have to go milk them yourself <bishoptl> just pass around the tupperware container
<BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to remove lint between the toes of a foot thats been inside a work boot all day <pagan> you must like to have Athlete's Cock
* TT205 wants to build a SNOT-HIPPO!!!! <TT205> *blink* * TT205 wants to build a SNOW-HIPPO!!!!
<zork> man sun fsck scares me <zork> EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND TRUNCATED <zork> OR SALVAGED <zork> WRONG IN SUPERBLK <zork> etc etc <phrog> U R SKRWD <zork> BUY A NEW DRV NOW <shodan> WRNG FREE BLK CNT IN SPRBLK DOOD LOL <zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL
<kitten> Dan, you're my honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-upmkin. <kitten> You're my sweetie pie. <Danelope> Oh yeah? Well, you're my cuppycake gumdrop snickums-snookums. <Danelope> You're the apple of my eye. <ry4n> fuck you guys. *** ry4n has quit IRC (Quit: Trillian (http:// www.ceruleanstudios.com)) <Danelope> Hahaha.
<alex> I have this great method of watching someone through the crook of my arm that I developed when I was in grade school so I could look at pretty girls with my head down on my desk
<alex> well with the intel pentium III processor enhancing the web as it is, who knows
<coulson> Check this quote :) "<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy" <BiOHaZd> She must taste like an ashtray
*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd *** Topic is 'The Only Channel With A Name Created By Head-Butting The Keyboard'
<Electric> Jester says he's gonna rub deep heat into my bollocks at 4AM <AdmV0rl0n> does he now.... <Electric> But when he goes back to bed, he'll still smell the fart I did there earlier :)
<qik> ur at school? <De-Gen> yer <qik> LOOK TEACHER IT SAYS CUNT ON THE SCREEN! *** De-Gen has quit IRC
<enrol> my new ircing technique is unstoppable <jj> do you think youre dalnet sword can defeat me!? <jj> en guard, ill let you try my efnet style
<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM <jj_> whats IDM <jj_> is it <jj_> INTENSIVE DICK MAINTENANCE <enrol> intelligent dance music <jj_> oh <jj_> close enough
(@TRCC|shot): directX 8.1 any good? (@landje): i havnet pld it (@ui|ICEMAN): dirext X isn't a game (@landje): what is it (@landje): if any;one puts that in their quit message i'll feckign kil ythe,
<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life contingencies and statistics are pure shit
<Kron-Away> iam an accountant <Kron-Away> 1,2,3,5,6,9,10 <Mr_Squidgy> kron what comes after 10 :P <Kron-Away> my 15%
(talking about a guy that worked at the world trade center) <@PowrSlave> this poor fuck is getting divorced cuz of 9/11 <@PowrSlave> lol <@PowrSlave> his wife filed <@PowrSlave> he didnt go into work that morning and went to his mistresses' house instead <@PowrSlave> had his phone off <nonzeRo> haha <nonzeRo> lucky guy <@PowrSlave> he turned it on at around 11:00 and his wife was like "OMFG ARE YOU OKAY WHERE ARE YOUR?" <@PowrSlave> hes like "im at the office honey. whats the matter?" <@PowrSlave> lol
<Sonya> 14/f/nj <rewben> oh <rewben> im 54/n/netherlands <Silvana> what's n? <elph> i guess n is for nice ass
doubting: interesting doubting: popup ad suggests I use www.blackjack.com to backup my critical data doubting: strangely, I'm not wont to gamble with my backups
<Hawx> wtf is Scotty <Shinji> Hawx - ScottyFox, he's in here occasionaly, I used to live with him in Canada. <Hawx> scottyfox is one letter away from being scattyfox <Shinji> Hawx - and you're four letters away from being 'fuck'. <Hawx> :D
<atl_jimbo> I wonder is Sara's still pissed at me.... <atl_jimbo> being her friend and not being her friend, there's not much difference.
<markd2> kompressor is not dancing <evand> kompressor does not funk <markd2> kompressor needs therapy