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#7033 [ + | - ] 193
<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to
play AO normally?"
<Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for
anything important?
<Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it?
<Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!
#7031 [ + | - ] 463
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> PAIN
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> LOATHING
<Somebob> Can I have some?
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> no.  this is my own personal stock.
#7030 [ + | - ] 293
<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills
out, you should _____________?"
<Boog|Happy> "Sniff it?"
#7028 [ + | - ] 740
<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving
American in us all.
<The_Tick> Over and under shotgun.  Three throwing knives.
The ability to hide.
<Rain> yeah, seriously.
<Rain> The_tick - Huh?
<The_Tick> That's all you need.
<The_Tick> And it's cheeeep.
<Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of
propellant instead of casings.  It was designed to overcome
the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while
firing in bursts
<Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and
no recoil until the third round has left the barrel
<Pander> Tick:  That won't kill a velociraptor.
<The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I
had one.
<Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a
velociraptor?"
#7027 [ + | - ] 52
<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization
<rb> weird
<JtHM> heh
<JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS
<rb> hahahaha
#7026 [ + | - ] 273
<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file?
<zorack> hehe
<avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download
#7025 [ + | - ] 283
<skychic> how do you exit channels?
<anarch> use /quit
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<anarch> heheh
*** skychic has joined #lummies
<CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter
<CrashCat> try /quit #lummies
<skychic> cheers!
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies)
#7023 [ + | - ] 220
<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type
(movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical
(a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?
#7022 [ + | - ] 607
<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my
friends mom
#7021 [ + | - ] 132
<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house
under the name Bob Jones
#7018 [ + | - ] 116
Topic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set
by Ac3d
<Ac3d> man..i think im getting drunk
#7017 [ + | - ] 246
<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse...
<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to
get on the net
#7013 [ + | - ] 521
<`Kd> iv finally mastered my keyboars
#7010 [ + | - ] 61
<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason
#7009 [ + | - ] 43
<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see
them or something?
#7005 [ + | - ] 223
<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease
<K`shandra> oh - you follow through.  Okay. ;-)
#7004 [ + | - ] 173
<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking
out the trash.

<@drini> kill him
<@drini> ok maybe not a good idea
<@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice
<@drini> as often
#7001 [ + | - ] 271
<LizziBabe> Kiri!  I got something you just *gotta* have!
<Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex?
#7000 [ + | - ] 213
<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky
<evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella...
<Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help.
<evenpar123> Lead bubble?
<Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would
be cool.
<evenpar123> Where would you get gas?
<Slant> You could use the rain.
<evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet?
<mightyflo> use aol
#6998 [ + | - ] 232
<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a
present on sunday
#6996 [ + | - ] 236
<Javi> a gijoe game would suck
<Javi> cause nobody ever dies
#6994 [ + | - ] 644
<mgod> weights 300 or something
<mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem
<bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids
#6992 [ + | - ] 250
<mantid> outlander, it's a simple analog controller
<warptail> like my wang.
#6987 [ + | - ] 183
<@vampyr> clearly Trent Reznor is a debian user
#6986 [ + | - ] 372
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it
unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in
#6983 [ + | - ] 318
<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of
furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it
<Animix> oooooooooooh
<Animix> can I have your autograph
#6982 [ + | - ] 170
<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe
<ZXPKNOBB> It's content-type is "fun".
#6980 [ + | - ] 162
<chococat44> you just cant keep a good man down
<greg> Conversly, you can't keep a bad man up.
#6979 [ + | - ] 327
<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas
hang out
<shiva> we chill next to the lions
<shiva> with our gats
<shiva> lickin' our snow cones
#6978 [ + | - ] 196
<pkt> if i was giving some one cpr, and i heard my ups
beeping, i would stop the cpr, and make sure my computer got
plugged in somewhere else
#6977 [ + | - ] 486
<ZXPKNOBB> I should make a cereal, where it is potato chips.
<ZXPKNOBB> And you must eat it in water, not in milk.
<ZXPKNOBB> It'll be called Gross Flakes.
#6976 [ + | - ] 463
* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner
<vampyr> hmm..that didn't come out right
* vampyr chortles in a sinister manner
#6975 [ + | - ] 201
<vampyr> i didn't lose it in the sense of i can't find it
<vampyr> i lost it networkically
#6970 [ + | - ] 321
<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back
in high school
<RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting
<glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.
#6969 [ + | - ] 289
<glas_paper> my paper has the word count of the beast
#6967 [ + | - ] 909
<kate> you MALE.  always wanting to talk about football
instead of my menstrual cycle.
#6965 [ + | - ] 354
<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk.
<kkf> hmm...  wow, another reason not to marry you :)
<glasnost> ouch, that backfired
#6964 [ + | - ] 60
<lokia:#916> you obvioously havent been modeming long
#6963 [ + | - ] 340
<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here.  try AOL
#6962 [ + | - ] 298
<SlapAyoda:#916> felix, do these girls names end in jpg or
gif?
<felix:#916> slap: names are insignificant
#6961 [ + | - ] 216
<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix>
<junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude
#6960 [ + | - ] 322
<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine!
The side effects include mild coughing.
#6959 [ + | - ] 242
<greg> I like bush, but i dont like Busch or Bush.
#6958 [ + | - ] 23
<ZXTPKNNOBBBSSCS> rosy palm pilots?
#6956 [ + | - ] 473
<friction> hey hey.
<Turbovec> yo yo yo flapjack
<friction> i... don't know what that means.
<Turbovec> its raper talk, you're not supposed to understand
dawg ;-)
<FlipTopBox> Turbovec: i believe you either mean "rapper" or
"rapist".  considering the context, i'm supposing the first.
#6955 [ + | - ] 228
<null> glasnost: what version of the internet did you install?
/
<glasnost> null: 5.0
#6954 [ + | - ] 487
<glasnost> i just talked to some girls on this hall.
<glasnost> they're like, female and stuff.
#6951 [ + | - ] 221
<glasnost> i didn't have a life.
<glasnost> i had a BBS.
#6949 [ + | - ] 415
<dh> man irc is a waste of time...i should go play quake or
something...
#6948 [ + | - ] 63
<glasnost> 1040 ez e
<glasnost> peace to all my bruvas at the iRS