<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?" <Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important? <Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it? <Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE <Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> PAIN <Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> LOATHING <Somebob> Can I have some? <Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> no. this is my own personal stock.
<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills out, you should _____________?" <Boog|Happy> "Sniff it?"
<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving American in us all. <The_Tick> Over and under shotgun. Three throwing knives. The ability to hide. <Rain> yeah, seriously. <Rain> The_tick - Huh? <The_Tick> That's all you need. <The_Tick> And it's cheeeep. <Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of propellant instead of casings. It was designed to overcome the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while firing in bursts <Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and no recoil until the third round has left the barrel <Pander> Tick: That won't kill a velociraptor. <The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I had one. <Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a velociraptor?"
<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization <rb> weird <JtHM> heh <JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS <rb> hahahaha
<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file? <zorack> hehe <avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download
<skychic> how do you exit channels? <anarch> use /quit *** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) <anarch> heheh *** skychic has joined #lummies <CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter <CrashCat> try /quit #lummies <skychic> cheers! *** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies)
<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?
<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob Jones
Topic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set by Ac3d <Ac3d> man..i think im getting drunk
<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse... <Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net
<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash. <@drini> kill him <@drini> ok maybe not a good idea <@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice <@drini> as often
<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky <evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella... <Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help. <evenpar123> Lead bubble? <Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would be cool. <evenpar123> Where would you get gas? <Slant> You could use the rain. <evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet? <mightyflo> use aol
<mgod> weights 300 or something <mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem <bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable <vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in
<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it <Animix> oooooooooooh <Animix> can I have your autograph
<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe <ZXPKNOBB> It's content-type is "fun".
<chococat44> you just cant keep a good man down <greg> Conversly, you can't keep a bad man up.
<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas hang out <shiva> we chill next to the lions <shiva> with our gats <shiva> lickin' our snow cones
<pkt> if i was giving some one cpr, and i heard my ups beeping, i would stop the cpr, and make sure my computer got plugged in somewhere else
<ZXPKNOBB> I should make a cereal, where it is potato chips. <ZXPKNOBB> And you must eat it in water, not in milk. <ZXPKNOBB> It'll be called Gross Flakes.
* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner <vampyr> hmm..that didn't come out right * vampyr chortles in a sinister manner
<vampyr> i didn't lose it in the sense of i can't find it <vampyr> i lost it networkically
<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school <RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting <glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.
<kate> you MALE. always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual cycle.
<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk. <kkf> hmm... wow, another reason not to marry you :) <glasnost> ouch, that backfired
<SlapAyoda:#916> felix, do these girls names end in jpg or gif? <felix:#916> slap: names are insignificant
<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix> <junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude
<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! The side effects include mild coughing.
<friction> hey hey. <Turbovec> yo yo yo flapjack <friction> i... don't know what that means. <Turbovec> its raper talk, you're not supposed to understand dawg ;-) <FlipTopBox> Turbovec: i believe you either mean "rapper" or "rapist". considering the context, i'm supposing the first.
<null> glasnost: what version of the internet did you install? / <glasnost> null: 5.0
<glasnost> i just talked to some girls on this hall. <glasnost> they're like, female and stuff.