<shadok> bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted a flesh wound <shadok> the quality of american fascism has declined notably in recent times <shadok> i blame flouride
<_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my loins. <_p> it just so happens that many immoral acts that are genuinely worth doing involve my dick.
<oof> so did you get together with your family for easter? <_p> no, my family hates god.
<CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes says to me <CellY> "You get alot of packages, you must have discoverd ebay" <CellY> I say no I discoverd state wide drug distribution rings <pagan> LOL <CellY> he just siad have a nice day
<Felix1> i just got 2070 on ski <lud> I finished Minesweeper ... custom game, two mines I mean, out of 500 squares
<OpsuPup> i just got some imaginary donuts, and they are fucking nice <Xta-C> i just had imaginary sex, and it was disappointing <bytraper> i just got some imaginary sex, and it was fucking nice * Lord-Data thinks byt and xta just imaginarily slept together
<Felix1> lud, as a 'gag' somebody set our air con on 44 degrees <Felix1> brother is on the critical list, We lost Mum on the operating table, Dad never regained consiousness and our dogs corneas melted down her face
<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry <billa> you need to respect. <billa> to scared youll break down <JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life <JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am
*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)} *** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c <iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD
<human> beethoven and mozart should have had a kid <human> then marry this kid to enya <human> then have their children play with a roland xp-30 <human> then you'll get some nice tunes
<_Pete_> my abs have never looked so good in my life after losing these 10 pounds fast :D soon they'll turn to flab through lack of use though :( <Avium> Pete you sound kind of gay <Avium> no offense you sack of shit
<Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
<arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either... <foop> like white people can tell the difference
<foop> leif is having a party? <ross_> yeah <foop> does he know that he's having a party? <Chieze> of course not <ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up
<rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY <rbgrn> The author put up $10,000 for anyone that could find any hole in qmail over the coarse of 2 years <rbgrn> no one did. <foop> because nobody cared
<foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file descriptor <foop> Nov 4 06:29:27 xanax last message repeated 707174 times <foop> that ain't good
<FlagshipX> damn... i don't want to take a shower... i want to sleep <thine_cow|PHP|> Flag: then, sleep in the shower! <FlagshipX> hmm <thine_cow|PHP|> (i've done it... sure you're all wrinkly but damnnit, you're refreshed all over!)
[NissanKin] I have my skyline for sale... [NissanKin] $20k [NissanKin] R30 [NissanKin] fastest in Oz [Bayls] Actually the 1994 Holden Apollo is the fastest production car ever produced in the unierse. [NissanKin] i have 323kw at the whels [Bayls] Yeah? I have a digital thermometer.
<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent documents" quick launch <mosey> i hate having to wait for explorer to come up
[anakin] man i love microsoft visio [Bayls] yeah, and thanks for answering my question about it earlier. :) [anakin] what question did you have? [Bayls] how well does it sniff out your network and give you a diagram with Ipaddresses etc? [Bayls] is it visio enterprise? [anakin] not sure, i havent tried it yet [anakin] na i only have professional [Bayls] It should say it on the box. if it says "enterprise", it's the enterpr.... ooooh, there IS NO BOX, is there? :) [anakin] does error checking etc too for ERD, data flow, structure charts, etc too [Bayls] sensational! [annie] you have NO idea what he just said, do you bayls? ;) [anakin] even gives you an output box at the bottom telling you any errors as you go along ... like a compiler .. heh [Bayls] yeah, he said it's got a spell checker or something in it.
[spoob] I could almost have sex with myself if it didn't keep horning up and stabbing myself through the tonsils
[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep. Either way. Snoozes from me.
[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick instead of me having to show them all the time
[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee filter [Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend
< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :) < annie > yeah < Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight.
< telex > i love god < Bayls > Telex - except in your case "god" is your anus, and you "worship" it with a broom handle.
< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know WHETHER OR NOT to remove it < anakin > there's nothing more useful than to have an address bar on the bottom of ur screen at all times :) < Bayls > anakin - Ah right. Well, use the Force or something. :)
< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads? < Izazael > I guess no one likes the taste of semen. < Izazael > What could be more romantic than the girls who gag on cum club at yahoo?
< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's starting to affect my typing
< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"
<orb06> something red and semi-opaque <orb06> said it was "stool softener" <orb06> Im like wtf <orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am <orb06> and left without it <orb06> no pain no gain <orb06> thats what I say
<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you <yunicus> yer a dear heart <yunicus> really <yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men
<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up your vagina trying to touch your cervix