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#7829 [ + | - ] 211
<rob`> o/` Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the
Lord o/`
<JakeStone> rob:  Religious pr0n?
ð Kaijin can't come up with a next verse that s pronlike and
scans.
<JakeStone> o/~ He was hammering the women hard and now they
are quite sore o/~
ð Alaric can't remember enough of the Battle Hymn of the
Republic to filk it
<rob`> o/` he hath loosed the fateful lightning of his
terrible swift sword o/`
<rob`> I think the lyrics filk themselves. :)
#7828 [ + | - ] 397
<civicsi> flappy: they have rubber in em now
<spazzer> HI JASON PRESTON
<spazzer> AKA
<spazzer> CIVICSI
<civicsi> HTF DID YOU GET MY NAME?
<spazzer> hahaha
<civicsi> spazzer: your IP will be forwarded to the FBI
<aNuBiS-> roflmfao
<aNuBiS-> JASON PRESTON
<spazzer> go right ahead Mr. Preston
<KK> the people at work are ricers..
<aNuBiS-> i just comprimised your computer
<aNuBiS-> and am reading your files right now
<aNuBiS-> theyre pretty lame mostly
<civicsi> YOU ALL NEED TO STAY OUT OF MY COMPUTER
<LennyNero> hahaha
<JPres> civicsi sounds like a real moron
<civicsi> uhhh, no
<civicsi> I am MCSE asshole
<Darn> haha
<pHatBUDDa> haha
<KK> civicsi.. I have access to government computers.. Jason
Preston.. I can see your home address
<civicsi> I have experience
<KK> I have experience jerking off but that doesnt mean I am a
jerkoff extroidinaire
<spazzer> So Jason, how have things been?
<aNuBiS-> err, ya it does KK
<KK> aNuBiS-.. hmm.. you are right
<civicsi> spaz: do I even know you?
<spazzer> Jason Preston: http://www.digdug.cx/quotes/?2767
#7827 [ + | - ] 33
Session Start: Tue May 18 18:38:17 1999
<Ludi> Hey unban me please! :)
<miss> hey i didnt do it this time dickhead
<Ludi> So, you're an op, you can unban me!
<miss> do i want to though....
<Ludi> Yes I think you do :)
<miss> whinge to anaconda
<Ludi> Oh yeah, that's the one
<Ludi> Thanks!
<Ludi> So ... doing anything this Friday?
<miss> wtf!?!?
<Ludi> uhh nothing.
<Ludi> BYE
Session Close: Tue May 18 18:56:31 1999
#7825 [ + | - ] 303
*** Now talking in #physics
<Lud> "To enable the plasmatic vortex in the neighbouring
regions of an oscillating singularity, we would of course have
to override the eternal protonic fields surrounding the
various quantized eddies"
<TrixyDLuX> oh - of course
#7823 [ + | - ] 160
<alec_eso> however my balls remain dry and that makes me
somewhat sad.
#7822 [ + | - ] 70
* spacely sets mode: +o splurge
<splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs
<splurge> [sigh]
<splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass!
<splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom
won't find them)
<spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so shitty
<splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong?  rectal
storage doesnt make weed "good shit"?
#7820 [ + | - ] 237
<pimplyass> my name is not ugly
#7819 [ + | - ] 164
<kt> collars are still ugly on people.
<Adri784> What if you're roleplaying?
<kt> then you'll be an ugly roleplayer.
* Adri784 thinks about that
<Adri784> I guess i'll keep that in mind if i ever enter a sex
slave relationship
#7817 [ + | - ] 97
<Musashi> wait what the heck this isnt pong, it's two PMSing
stick figures screwin around
#7816 [ + | - ] 52
<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her
addicted to heroin so she'll become a prostitute
#7815 [ + | - ] 582
<Worm|PHP> I downloaded a ton of albums .. all encoded in 128
... later I will reencode to 192
<Worm|PHP> bunch of AC/DC albums :)
<clue1ess> reencode? :P
<Worm|PHP> decode then encode again at 192
<clue1ess> will the quality really improve?
<Worm|PHP> yes it does
<CDBuRnOuT> If anything, you lose quality.
<Worm|PHP> I have done it before many times
<Worm|PHP> I can send samples if you want
<Worm|PHP> I have the same song at 128 .. decoded it .. then
encoded it at 192 ... there is a big difference
<CDBuRnOuT> You're attempting to defeat the basis of the
format you're encoding in by trusting your ears. Lower
bitrates sacrifice pitches, etc. to lower the mp3's size,
decoding and reencoding will not get those sacrificed items
back.
<CDBuRnOuT> lots of people cannot tell the difference between
128/160/192, etc.
<Worm|PHP> you can with this ... just check it then see
<Worm|PHP> by what you say there shouldn't be a difference ..
and if there is .. then it would sound worse
<Worm|PHP> oh well .. sounds a 100% sharper and clearer .. the
128 sounds so muffled ... back to designing
#7814 [ + | - ] 1024
<[atticus]> My parents think I'm nuts. I sit on my computer
most evenings laughing at the monitor. :)
<[atticus]> Then I turn it on and come here. :)
#7813 [ + | - ] 499
* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)-
pager -(off)-
* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -
(626wks 1day 6secs)-
#7812 [ + | - ] 780
<Allen> what about Hall?
<CactusJac> he died
<Mikey316> he was arrested
<Allen> make up your mind..
<CactusJac> He was arrested for dying.
#7810 [ + | - ] 196
<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site
<[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool
<[SCSI]anon> doubt it
<[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and
translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on
a shirt
<[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl
#7809 [ + | - ] 339
*** ChanServ sets mode: +nto ChanServ
<surfnazi> /msg chanserv addop #channel adminpass nick (or
hostmask)
<]MC[-Penumbriate> thanks for setting it up
<surfnazi> np
*** surfnazi has left #clanmc
<]MC[-Penumbriate> ok whats adminpass?
<]MC[-Impletudable> whats the password?
<]MC[-Valipulent> what's the pass
#7806 [ + | - ] 45
<Eukanuba> what time is it in the usa atm ?
<BludClot> 8:40 - 12:40
<FireFox12> wrong
<FireFox12> its 5:45 in california
<BludClot> oh, I wasn't sure which way the timezones went :P
#7804 [ + | - ] 309
<Affe> haha my mom just got an email from adultcheck that was
supposed to go to my stepdad
<Ouroboros> Busted!
<Affe> she's like "adultcheck? i hate all this spam" and she
clicks on it to delete it, and up comes the preview "dear
william (my stepdad), on such and such a date you ordered...."
<Affe> haha
<Affe> she's all like "asshole"
#7802 [ + | - ] 67
<coma> wank carefully and do not destroy your penis :)
<xetlain> wise words.
<coma> for men with divine penises like us, yes
#7801 [ + | - ] 1003
(PJ) grrr
(PJ) a car alarm is going off
(PJ) OH FOR GOD SHAKES SOMEONE SHOOT THE DAMN CAR
(PJ) fuck
(PJ) its our car
#7800 [ + | - ] 123
(PJ|) someone released a reencoding of it
(PJ|) with alot better quality
(Lan|Work) How do you re-encode something and get better
quality?
#7797 [ + | - ] 455
<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> wtf
<Linguica> wait a minute
<Linguica> <Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious
death threat
<Linguica> no it wouldnt
#7796 [ + | - ] 961
<Daki> thanks i know
<Azalyn> aww
<Azalyn> *smack*
<Azalyn> your so cute when you get smacked
<Azalyn> *smack*smack*
<Azalyn> awwwww!!!!
<Azalyn> *smack*smack*smack!*smack!!-crack* err, oh shit.. o.o
i think i killed him >.<
*** Daki (gg@sc-66-74-86-145.socal.rr.com) Quit (Read error:
Connection reset by peer)
<Azalyn> O_O
#7795 [ + | - ] -18
<Xiph3r> LIKE HOW CAN YOU TYPE FAG NUGGET CLIT-SAQ WARRIORS OF
DOOM-FAGS WITHOUGH LAUGHING YOUR CLIT-SAQ OFF
#7794 [ + | - ] 814
<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard
<RighteousSuicide> and I hear a BANG
<RighteousSuicide> i couldn't figure out what it was
<RighteousSuicide> then I noticed I had run into a dumpster
#7790 [ + | - ] 703
<zyrowan> when I have a fiance
<zyrowan> I'm going to get "Will you marry me?" tatooed on the
back of my balls
<zyrowan> and talk her into a rim job
<zyrowan> it'll be soo romantic
#7788 [ + | - ] 333
<slash> masturbation is like tekken 2: after a while your hand
begins to FUCKING hurt, but you keep on going because you're
enjoying yourself too much.
#7787 [ + | - ] 363
<@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys
<@Avie_work> unless you want to ruin a woman's orgasm, do NOT
shout this just as she is ascending the heavenly mountain: "GO
SPEED, GO!"
#7786 [ + | - ] 187
<nakedpretzel>  The pr()n industry uses interlaced .gif's to
toy with my fragile emotions...
#7783 [ + | - ] 304
<u238|duhasst> pdf's suck for reading on the toilet
#7782 [ + | - ] 1574
<faustwork> she looks good
<chaommm> is she hot?
<faustwork> id bang her
<chaommm> that doesnt mean shit
<faustwork> id bang her with no beer
<chaommm> WOAH
#7781 [ + | - ] 409
<n2d2> i didnt put bon jovi in the playlist
<n2d2> oh my god
<chaobacca> 11:36:54
<chaobacca> Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine
<n2d2> my bon jovi mp3s have become self-aware
#7780 [ + | - ] 752
<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"?
<ana_class> dude
<ana_class> seriously stfu
<faustwork> lol
<faustwork> did you shoot plasma?
<DarthN> HAHAHAHA
<DarthN> ROFL
<chaoworky> haha
<DarthN> omg hahaha
<ana_class> are you all in second grade still?
<chaoworky> i think he fisted her with his gauntlet
<DarthN> omg
#7779 [ + | - ] 198
<Booger> http, nntp, ftp. these are all non-cohesive with
end-to-end viewing of good titty pics
<Booger> the new standard:
<u238|duhasst> hehe
<Booger> NTTP: Nice Titty Transfer Protocol
#7778 [ + | - ] 246
<eastwood[i]> get wasted ..come back and get some
<Booger> mmm, some
#7776 [ + | - ] 164
<u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and
told me to piss in a corner.. my blader would explode
#7775 [ + | - ] 233
<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer
<Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out
<n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with
tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the
puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag
<n> then he'll play q3
#7774 [ + | - ] 190
<chaowork> dont singe the wenis
<faustwork> yeah, nude bacon cooking is tricky
<chaowork> i hear thats gonna be in the next olympics
<faustwork> you should see how i flip it over
#7772 [ + | - ] 225
<ph^pr0phet> i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer
<chaowork> ouch
<Booger> hah
<chaowork> by a chick?
<Booger> try to NOT do that
<ph^pr0phet> yea
<ph^pr0phet> heh
<Booger> or wear a nutcup
<chaowork> u need to learn to stand sideways when u hit on em
#7770 [ + | - ] 272
<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc?
<Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire"
<Destruct> ?
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
<booger> type /server fxfire instead
<booger> that might work better
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
#7769 [ + | - ] 682
<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be
older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably
Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle
with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top
Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and
smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i
LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being
playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme
manner
<n> lol
<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole
<booger> thats gotta hurt
<pat> nair?
<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?
<pat> e-mail her and find out
<n> uhm
<n> thats a he
<booger> OMG
#7767 [ + | - ] 722
<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas
<faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho
<faustwork> i feel like a goon
<faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face
#7766 [ + | - ] 220
*** booger is now known as BROADCAST
* BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so
we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco
ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on
zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz
#7765 [ + | - ] 404
<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge
<n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20
<faz__> well its fun, they deserve it
<anathema> yeah
<Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank
<faz__> haha
<anathema> haha
<koko> bahaha
<Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it
<faz__> sam sells 6 copies
<n> oh yeah?
<n> well in that case
<n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon
#7764 [ + | - ] 560
<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell
you if the upgrade will work
<faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7
#7762 [ + | - ] 239
<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4..
<n> hah
<chao[i]> ha
<chao[i]> are u kidding
<TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc..
<TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull
<chao[i]> lets quake swoop
<chao[i]> yeah
<chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i]
<TFA|Swoop> Ok
<TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.
#7761 [ + | - ] 151
<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day
<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!
#7760 [ + | - ] 560
<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't
based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through
sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies.
#7758 [ + | - ] 287
<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the
orphanage.  those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with
no place to go, usually
<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth
<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed
#7755 [ + | - ] 885
<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring
<Mulder> lol
<Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i
installed linux