<Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all guys are bi. <JtHMx> *shrug* find out <BathTub> I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want chicks to be bi' <JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi
cabbagehead227: so I came out of the closet today cabbagehead227: I was looking for my bowling ball, but all I found was a bunch of queers
<`Trivia`> kq1.169. Swans are the only birds with? <`Trivia`> 1st Hint: ******* Question Value : 4 Points *** Joins: StupidFsh <oregvphf> attitude <JtHMx> Penises <oregvphf> ;) <`Trivia`> YES, JtHMx!!! got the answer -> Penises <- in 11.697 secs, and gets 4 Points <`Trivia`> JtHMx has won 2 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 10 & this MONTH: 10 <JtHMx> what?!?! <oregvphf> HAHAHA <JtHMx> I WAS FUCKING JOKING <JtHMx> TAKE THE POINTS OFF ME * oregvphf falls over
<justin> we found a burger king with internet access <slash> "free with any purchase" <slash> they make it sound like it's a fucking paper bag or something <justin> haha <slash> "two large fries." "would you like some internet with those?"
<DrShipman> i fuckin hate workin sundays man!!! <DrShipman> every asshole and his dog is out on a sunday <Jester> 'sup, spoilt for choice? :P
* sabeel (~blackHoru@62.61.192.142) has joined #winprog * delete[] sets mode: +v sabeel <+sabeel> is google working ...? <+O_6> !google sabeel is retarded <+logiclrd> O_6: http://www.prairienet.org/cpt/archives/2000/ oct00/0006.html <+O_6> ^^ ... <+sabeel> !google O_6 is also retarded <+logiclrd> sabeel: Sorry, the server did not return expected response headers. This probably means that there were no matches to your query. <@violus> huhuh <+O_6> sabeel, touche, retard <@violus> owned.
<Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college <Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a retard <Folken> So you kill retards with rocks? <Reaver_Reload> Yes. <Reaver_Reload> Yes we do.
<DTOX> pmp: what's funny is that azn dudes are like 4' tall and look like ewoks <DTOX> it's just funny to see a band of these azns dressed like candy ravers walking around the mall speaking god only knows what language "yap yap ching chang" <DTOX> and then drive their integras back to the forests of Endor and worship C3PO
<Ez> I'm having an orgy tonight <Ez> Right decided to invite left and her friend pillow
<alexei^se> I need a new hd <alexei^se> 10gb hd yah yah! <xK|servo> ya i have a 20 just got a 40 <xK|servo> mfr at office max was like hey pal need some extra space for all them mpeg files <xK|servo> i was like shit you got me man <xK|servo> hes like hey dont worry we all do
*** Adee is now known as Elvis <Elvis> Ah huh huh.. <Electric> Here, have a cheeseburger :) <Electric> Now go take some drugs and sit on the toilet... *** Elvis has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Electric> It worked!
(@T-56): anyone up for some drunken baseball fun next weekend? (+de-v1): baseball? (+de-v1): k before i just THOUGHT you were gay (+de-v1): now i know for sure (+de-v1): :P (@T-56): steph: ok, scratch baseball, how about water polo (+de-v1): you just want to be in a pool with 20 guys in speedos are trying to grab balls
<below> i'm going to kill my roommate. <Aven> Kill kill kill <below> he's going to die for this one <Aven> Wait, I'M YOUR ROOMMATE! <below> you are? <below> wtf?! <below> how many fingers am i holding up? <Aven> 2 <Aven> But I don't think ones a... oh god. <below> yes. * Aven stabs himself in the eye with a pen.
<okoshun> The cat's have the right idea..lying on the cool tiles in the dark. <max> That <max> Of course they have the right idea. Cat's are perfect. <max> Or so they like to believe :) <okoshun> The *are* perfect. ;) <max> Then explain why the hell the cat fell off my desk yesterday? <max> You know how I have a corner desk? <okoshun> A gravitational flaw. <max> he was lying on his back, and rolled over to stand up <max> And managed to put his front paw in the empty space in the corner between the two segments <max> So he put his weight on it to get up, and fell down <okoshun> max: He did that on purpose. <max> It was funny as hell. <okoshun> max: He knew you needed a laugh. <max> he looked mortified. He left shortly after. <okoshun> You're just projecting your feelings onto the cat. ;)
<spicyham> guess i will go to library to use encyclepedia tomorrow ... all my dictionary doesn't have the meaning of leet
<DotSPF> just got myself a shitload more lesbo porn <killck> good? <DotSPF> damn they have so much more fun when we're not around
<noskill> I was banned from my junior highs network for having every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME PAPER!" simultaneously
<DotSPF> man, my mate is a complete div. <DotSPF> he asked for my help coz he'd forgotten his hotmail password - I go round to see if he's put in a secret question so I can resurrect his account. <DotSPF> what a prick <DotSPF> his secret question was 'what is my password' <DotSPF> i'm gonna go out and see if I can find him a cheap iMac
<gamma8> well i hope you enjoy it then! <c0c0nutz> thanks G8, I hope so too cause honestly.. I rather be on bed right now * gamma8 feels like an important summit of industrialised nations <gamma8> that's the sort of thing that gives you a nice warm and fuzzy feeling inside... :)
<IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60 (9,143.84 KB/Sec) <IMP-Scott> my local Box <IMP-Scott> whooohoooo <IMP-Scott> 100Mbit <JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS ! <IMP-Scott> errrr? <dt|BadAss> lol
<vino> when we first got our chickens <vino> we got all these differant ones <vino> and some of them fighted <vino> and no jokes <vino> one of them <vino> bashed the fuck out of another one <vino> and did a victory dance <nim-zero> serious man <nim-zero> go to narcotics anonymous
<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be? <JtHM> |<----------------------------->| <JtHM> (not to scale)
<vas-assignment> i dare anyone to watch the excorcist and ay midnight and take a walk around the blok <KINGofEXTREME> its not even scary man <vas-assignment> bullshit <vas-assignment> everyone tells me its scary <KINGofEXTREME> the first hour is arabs digging in a desert <KINGofEXTREME> that shit scared teh fuck out of me
<baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every KDE3.0.1 RPM for my distro (mandrake) but when i try to install it it asks for some other files taht i dont have.. what do i do? <Epesh> get those files
<er0s> you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when i thought i was wrong but was actually right.
<Joe_> gheybot, life? <gheyBot> life is all about lounging in front of the fireplace w/ a wyse terminal
<CrashCat> downloading lineage: 10 hours. patching lineage: 3 hours. uninstalling lineage: priceless.
<Damarr> Theres a topic on my TV newsgroup entitled "I can't get it up". Do I dare enter? <Naivete> NO <r0gue> go for it <Damarr> Phew, he was talking about a satellite dish
* Red gets on the phone, "$90 for a strap on and I get no balls! I ordered the model with balls, and I received the one without balls! I want a refund and balls~" Simplicity> They're actually attachments... Simplicity> Sold seperately...ya know... Natasha> What MIME type?
<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants. *** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out)
<Naivete> HE HAS NO FEELINGS <Naivete> HE IS JUST A GIANT ROBOT WITH A PULSING 8" COCK <Sky> TRANSFORMER PORN!!! NOW WE"RE TALKING!
<Savant> heh you guys read halfrobo's post on lums boards? <Kiler> I like his posts backing liet up on her "DAOC IS SEXIST CAUSE THE WOMEN SIT LIKE WOMEN AND IT"S A STEREOTYPE!!! " <CrashCat> daoc is sexist because you can fist zombies! <Kiler> that's not sexist...both sexes can do the zombie fisting <CrashCat> oh yeah
<Naivete> hey joe, if you suck at UO pvp, SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. <Kiler> rofl *** Joe_ is now known as Imkillingyou *** Imkillingyou is now known as nexttimeiseeyou
<Vertinox> idiocy is relative <Vertinox> in fact your an idiot next to some one else <Vertinox> everyone has some one superior <Vertinox> in some way <Joe_> What about the guy who is the best? <Joe_> Who is his superior? <PyroRaven> That would be me
<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor white trash *** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich white trash now?)
<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux documentation I think UNF <Vertinox> "...Take hard drive, lube it with proper amounts of kY..."
<Iceman> [TnT PING reply]: 1min 7secs <TnT> ? <TnT> Shiet * TnT stops downloading Pron
<Starlet> <--- law student. future lawyer. <Jerub> <-- computer programmer. future defendant.
*** Starlet is now known as StarBBS <Jerub> BBS? <Jerub> as in dialup? <Jerub> whats the number? <Jerub> is it subscription? <Jerub> got a large file section? <Jerub> is it on fidonet? <StarBBS> bbs as in be back soon
* Beryllium probably should go back to coding PHP <Beryllium> I hope my site doesn't have any wide-open gaping back doors ... <Beryllium> ... you know, like www.goatse.cx ... * Beryllium runs VERY FAR AWAY <spacefem> Beryllium: awe, that's fun though... <Beryllium> spacefem: Which part? <spacefem> making unsuspecting people go to goatse.cx! <Beryllium> I did that for my GF once ... <Beryllium> (Ex-gf ;-)
<Szyslak> HAHAHAHA those wacky spanish: "Our download server can only support 300 simultaneous discharges"
<Avatar> teenyboppers rule *** Avatar was kicked by ChanOP ([Sphinx45] britney says hi) <Tamgerine> Martin, I've seen you car-dance to Britney ... case closed. <Sphinx45> i can like britney and not be a teenybopper!
<Avatar> who are you <harold> oh fuck off avatar. i see you've found another channel to ban n00bs in :) <Avatar> oh good, we've met
<korben> i have a very rich and satisfying sex/personal life! <Iceman> self satisifying? :P <korben> hell no <korben> its a very varied sex life <korben> sometimes i swap hands
<arturo-pain-afk> what makes you think it is? * Sphinx45 points to the door. <Sphinx45> the sign says so! <arturo-pain-afk> what sign? <arturo-pain-afk> theres no sign * Nelyx adjusts the "Number of Days without having to deal with an Idiot!" sign, so that it now reads 0
<DisposableHero> is semen conductive? <Iceman> DisposableHero: yes <DisposableHero> (Iceman): fuck
<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank till ive tried it?
[20:52] <MrSnuffles> hello <MrSnuffles> anyone? <MrSnuffles> talk to me <MrSnuffles> ;( <Bug> hello MrSnuffles <MrSnuffles> no, not you